Onnanoko no Dungeon

Image Source: https://thehugeanifan.wordpress.com/2015/07/01/is-it-wrong-to-try-to-pick-up-girls-in-a-dungeon-2015-anime-series-review/

Right, I think I lost them

*turn off car*

Okay, so dungeons, right? Dark, spooky, full of mystery. Also this kind of reminds me of a strange fact about ducks, for some reason. But that’s not why we are here, we are here to talk about another onahole: Onnanoko no Dungeon or Girl’s Dungeon.

ToyDemon ($82.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($79.99, now $75.99)
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1337-girl-of-the-dungeon.html ($46.44)
otonaJP (¥5,900.00) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/girls-dungeon-onahole-p-3285.html (US $51)

Dimensions: L x W x H (7.25″ x 4.5″ x 4.5″) or (~18.42 cm x ~11.43 cm x ~11.43 cm)

Weight: 1100 g or 38.80 oz (~2.43 lbs)

Packaging

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Complex systems of interconnecting cavities. Cute.
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And a foot on the side.
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It’s like one of those maps in my rpgs. At least this dungeon has a map, no need to go blindly.
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Temptation. I mean, of course it is.
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It brings a tear to my eye too.
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So this dungeon has several ends that correspond with an element, as well as non-elemental paths? Also, am I reading this right? 6 way?! Yep, it checks out.
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A stop sign? Why is that? Edit: Anal hole
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And now a “no” sign? Edit: Vaginal hole(s).
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Her hat, very interesting. It keeps her nice and dry. Also a sheet lists ingredients I believe.
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Now the girl is in her panties.

Contents

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More plastic!
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A packet of lotion…15 ml (~0.51 oz)

Product

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Magic Eyes logo.
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Bootyful.

Aesthetic aside, I am really looking forward to seeing how this onahole will turn out for me, so brb (I’m kidding, I have taken it out for a spin, just maybe not in every way)

Feeling

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Nice hole.

The feeling with this onahole is similar to the feeling of the onahole Perverted Insult 4 hole Akira Elly. Except the extra holes are to the side of the main pussy hole rather than one hole on top and another hole containing two more holes inside. At least the anal hole remains unaffected, which is a good thing: a simple hole among a maze (Edit: well the anal hole actually connects and meets with the other pussy holes’ paths, which does set this one apart from the Akira Elly one, which does let the anal hole alone and separate from the other holes.) So the anal hole here is technically separate from the rest until meeting at the end.

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Of course there are more holes, but that shouldn’t be a surprise. The hole on top is one path, the bottom hole contains two more holes, and of course, the anus.

Cleaning

Due to its size, cleaning up is only slightly difficult when it comes to running water into it, as well as water entering the other holes you may have not used in your session (until you have a lot of stamina and used every hole in one session. In which case, what is your secret?) Other than that, cleaning is simple with water and a trusty towel.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 Entering feels good. Just watch you angle or else you may just enter the top hole during use (when not intending to go there). That happens to me with this onahole and the Akira Elly one.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch, and since the bag it comes in is covered with some sort of “renewal” powder, it keeps your onaholes lasting from longer periods of time.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Varying prices and still on the market on most sites, just check which is best for you.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 I know I already addressed this, but really? Just one packet of lotion?
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Cleaning is not difficult for the most part.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Maybe these multi-hole onaholes are just not my thing, but I still find enjoyment and pleasure from them, both from a design oriented standpoint and a sexual standpoint. I may like simple single-hole onaholes, but mixing it up every once in a while is never a bad thing.

Neotenic Fairy

Image source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/654640495804571458/

Another thing that I have not discussed in a long is lolis–

*Sirens*

No, not actual young, non-legal girls! They would be closer to petite physically. But still of legal age, at or past the age of consent. It is perfectly legal what we are doing, no lewding of lolis–

*Sirens getting louder*

An adult woman who happens to be quite smaller than average, but still an adult! The product may be fantasy, but it is still legal in our world, our reality.

*Sirens quiet down*

Right, let’s just get on with it.

ToyDemon ($110.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/neotenic-fairy-onahole-p-4213.html ($76.00)
otonaJP (¥9,200.00) $
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy/ ($104.99, now 89.98)
https://www.wanta.net/en/products/5772/Magic-Eyes-Neotenic-Fairy (HK$960.00)
https://www.18miss.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy.html (US $122.27, now $109.40)
MotsuToys (€94.95) $
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/3726-onahole-neotenic-fairy.html ($71.42)
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Magic-eyes-Neotenic-Fairy-Sex-Products-Real-Skin-Feeling-Full-Silicone-Big-Ass-Butt-With-Realistic/2511006_32839988707.html (US $160.35)
https://www.omochadreams.com/de/masturbatoren/132/neotenic-fairy (99,95 €)

Dimensions: L x W x H (7.09″ x 7.09″ x 4.33″) or (18 cm x 18 cm x ~11 cm)

Weight: 1.8 kg or 3 lbs 15.5 oz.

Packaging

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A pinnacle of art, isn’t it? (I’m kidding, of course. But still, not bad)
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Big piece of pussy!
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An axolotl? What does that have to do with fairies? Are they in some way magical?
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Super religious people beware! Avert your eyes from this blasphemy! (Whom am I kidding?! no super religious people would stumble across this blog! But just in case, hello there! I think you are safe from the damnation of what you’d consider hell.) For everyone else, the evolution and future of humanity! Neoteny may be the future meta.
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Cross section of the pleasure tunnel.
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There are several features in a fairy’s vagina. There are layers and even a fork at the end. Is that why she is embarrassed?

As we start opening up the box…

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Cover pose, lingerie edition

Now on to–

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Cover pose, slightly more semi nude edition

I was going to go straight to the product but I found this in the bottom.

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The texts, what do they say?
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The evolution of man, revised nth edition. With the way things are going, just maybe.

Alright, now we can move on.

Contents

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All wrapped up, in a clear plastic case
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Comes with the standard 15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.

Product

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The onahole itself. Vaguely resembling a misshapen heart.
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Ass shot.
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And…I’m now reminded of a cut of rare or raw meat. If this were made of actual fairy, this would be really disturbing. I’m going to continue with the assumption that it is not and move on from there.

Feeling

How this onahole feels is quite something. It is not too tight, does not choke hard (I originally thought it would be designed and felt like it was tight due to the aesthetic). I t in no way find this disappointing.

I had little problem getting through the halfway point. I did however had problems at the end point,  more specifically, trying to reach one of the branching off points (either the one above or below the straight path and end). And at the end of the straight path, I found the ending very satisfying, it looks kind of like a uterus (A point that likes like its purpose is to keep the cum inside deep in the back).

Cleaning

Other than its size, there was not problem cleaning up with the usual running water and plenty of towels.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 So much pleasure awaits the user.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch and great to hold on to.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Variety and competition is almost always a good thing.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet is still better than nothing.
  • CLEANING: 8/10 No huge issue cleaning up.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. I would like to rate higher, and I’m sure there is a very good reason for it, but 1 packet of lotion for a big onahole/onahip like this, is kind of annoying. I get the assumption of having plenty of lotion on hand anyway, but it can be a semi-harsh lesson for a newcomer.

*clears throat*

With all of that said, would lewd this loli–

*Sirens blaring louder than before*

*sigh* you know what: I’m actually done here, just be careful out there. Now if you all would excuse me.

Alexa, play Breaking the Law

*Car chase ensues*

Love Style 48

Image source: https://io9.gizmodo.com/5894245/escape-from-canadas-manga-censorship-dungeon

Since times ancient, humanity had mated for life, creating offspring to carry on the gene pool. Some time later, a book came out, illustrating the many styles of sex, drastically improving  the art of lovemaking.
ToyDemon ($144.95) $
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/magic-eyes-love-style-48/ ($139.99, now $119.99)
https://www.jlist.com/ao465 ($140.00 USD)
MotsuToys (€147.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/PT-love-style-sitting-girl-onahole-doll-p-3897.html (US $98.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (9.25″ x 9.25″ x 8″) or (~23.5 cm x ~23.5 cm x 20.32 cm)

Weight: 2.3 kg or 5.07 lbs.

Packaging

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Yep, it is that big!
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Top side
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Bottom side
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6 of the theoretical 48 positions you can do with this onahole. Will update once I try out more positons.
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Both a deep vagina hole and a short anal hole

Contents

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Will you look at that beauty…Almost makes me wish I could just keep it in the plastic, but then I’d be missing out on actually using it. You know, the purpose of the onahole (I can still appreciate the aesthetic while pounding it.
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I repeat: beauty…
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…and then there is this. A 15ml packet of lotion for an onahole of this size. But hey, it’s better than nothing.
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Also, the plastic makes a lot of noise! Can’t really be quiet in the middle of the night with this around.

Like I said, the plastic makes a lot of noise, making trying to store it quietly a nightmare!

Product

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Without the plastic, it does not sit up straight, but that doesn’t really take away from how the onahole is. Posture is bad, but sitting position is good. Also in the bag, it kind of reminds me of raw chicken. Great, now I made myself hungry.

What I really like, other than the pussy and ass, is the design of the onahole itself. It feels like an upgrade to an onahip (would that make this an onabody or something)? For example, the breasts, they don’t feel too much like a fantasy, more realistic (scaling wise). Like a petite girl who’s not too flat, not too busty, just the right balance in between. Just like one of them good girls. A real lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

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Magic Eyes’ signature logo, but on the bottom of one foot (Have they watched Toy Story or is it just a coincidence)?

Feeling

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Like a chicken or a turkey just waiting to be stuffed (they are considered birds and in some places, girls are called birds. And stuffing…you can figure it out). I swear I did not use it yet at the time of the photo. I definitely did afterwards of course.

So yes, very…usable, let’s just say. The pose, the possibilities with the pose and the onahole itself…yeah, just great!When I use this onahole, I really feel like some giant being who takes the sacrificial lamb (village girl) to my chambers (room) and just pound it into her. Though small, she can take the size I give her with her vagina. Her ass…not as much, but I can still fit inside a bit. I am left wondering why the anus was not longer, but I think it’s because the onahole (I’m just calling it an onadoll in my mind) would feel thinner in the back. Not a huge problem, as I do appreciate the look of an onahole as well as the functionality.

Like the title implies, this onahole can be used using any of the 48 styles of lovemaking. Kind of like the Kama Sutra, but it’s the Japanese version. The 48 styles originally came from the Edo Period, refelecting that of Sumo wrestling moves. Basically, all of these cool looking sexual positions.

Usually, with an onahole, I’m a missionary / doggy style kind of guy, and trying some of the other position shown on the box, my mind was blown! My new favorite is cowgirl, which reminds me, I used to do that with my onaholes, go to town while lying on my back. Some positions work better than others, like Scissors works, while something like oral, does not (no head and I don’t think many want to taste onahole, and that being for any one of many reasons).

While flexible, some care should be taken, especially around the limbs and hands as they can stretch too much and look ripped, or just separate in the case of the hands.

Cleaning

Cleaning is not a huge problem, just more onahole to fit in the sink to wash away the lotion and jizz (don’t judge me, I’m sure some of you have done that, and I don’t see a problem with doing that, it’s you onahole, you do want you will.) Drying takes a bit more effort, but still not a huge problem.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 So much possibility with this onahole. It really almost feels like sex with an actual person
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 So soft and so pleasurable to the touch
  • PRICE: 10/10 Yes, it is one of the more expensive onaholes, but with all you can do with it, I believe the price is more than justifiable.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A small packet of lotion, really? Though it is better than nothing, I personally would have paid a bit more if it came with a bottle of lotion, but I’m sure that was done so the onahole would be a bit easier to pack and sell.
  • CLEANING: 8/10 Easy to splash yourself and your sink may not be big enough to contain the whole body.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Though the onahole is bigger and a bit harder to store, I still would bring this out again and again to enjoy it. I now leave with the interest of trying more positions with this onahole, not knowing if it’s feasible yet, but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

La Vie En Roses

Image source: https://wifflegif.com/tags/2530-rose-gifs

*sniff* flowers? In winter?

Oh! It’s there are flowers at home.

But it’s not those flowers…what could it be?

I know! It’s got to be La Vie En Roses (not to be confused with the 1947 French song by the singer Édith Piaf) (And yes, I just went there). Also La vie en Roses, I hear that translates to Life in pink. Vous apprenez quelque chose de nouveau dans les endroits les plus etranges, right? Also that last sentenace may have caused some confusion and I apologize for that.

ToyDemon ($45.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($42.99) $
MotsuToys (€54.95) $

Dimensions: L x W x H (6.75″ x 4.5″ x 3″) or (~17.15 cm x 11.43 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 700g or ~24.7 oz

Coming from the maker Magic Eyes, they went with a rose motif for this onahole. Reminds me of an alraune (a plant based monster girl).

The Package

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Well it’s more of a combination of a flower surrounded by flowers.
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Something rare about this onahole: Both holes meet into a single tunnel in the end.

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Now see, this was what I was talking about. A woman coming out of a flower (A pink rose in this case?).
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There’s a notice inside the box?
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It’s time’s like this that I wish I had kept at least part of the box. But it appears to be a list of elements.

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The Product

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Included in the box is the onahole itself and your standard 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.
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Would you look at that vulva

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Even Magic Eyes’ mark is here.

THE FEELING

In my experience, I had a lot more luck with the vagina than with the anus. The onahole itself will hold on to your member and retain lotion. With its weight of 700g, it is one of the more bigger onahole before getting into onahip territory. Since both holes lead to one tunnel, half of the enjoyment is entering.

CLEANING PROCESS

Clean up is really easy and simple; running water and dry with a towel or cloth.

CONCLUSION

Look past the small anus (Must be really good if it’s kind of difficult to enter), you will not regret your decision to buy and use this onahole.

  • FEEL: 7/10 That tight ass is holding this onahole from it’s full potential, the vagina, however, saves this onahole from a low score
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Soft to the touch, easy to grip.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Varied prices mean success in various levels.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Lotion packet: Good.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy clean up, easily good in my book.

FINAL SCORE: 41/50 or 82%. The theme and the design of this onahole pleases both the eyes and the groin. Can’t go wrong with this flower girl.

Monster Wet pocket Omega Winding by Magic Eyes

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/image-cat-girl-original-characters-anime-anime-girls-nekomimi/N8tM_ulJR16JqoqBo3nXbb81B8b0nk

Hey, how’s it going? Welcome. Let’s get down to business shall we? (Yes, it is copied intentionally, title may have given it away.)

ToyDemon ($12.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($11.99, now $9.59) $

Dimensions: L x W x H (4.5″ x 2″ x 2″) or (11.43 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm)

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A monster girl, front and center

Coming from the makers Magic Eyes, this onahole is part of a two onahole series along with Monster Wet Pocket 8 Spiral. Apparently there is something special called “Wet Docking” that happens when both are used together (more on that if I get the other one), for now I’ll just focus on this one.

Edit: As you can tell, I did get the other one I was talking about back then.

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Like the Wet Pocket 8 Spiral, the inside looks a bit monster-like
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Also included is a postcard/picture of the cover girl. There are several uses of this, I’m sure. As well as the 50 ml (1.69 oz) bottle of lotion.
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Feels soft and inviting. I say going for it is a good idea.

So, yes, quite an interesting design, giving a kind of humanoid/non-human vibe, kind of like a monster girl (obviously, right? This isn’t the first time  have said this, of course.)

Other than its design, the onahole works just like any other onahole you’d see it the market. It has its twists, its entrance and a flesh like interior that’s supposed to bring its user pleasure both sexual and otherwise. Unlike the last time, I don’t see a hole at the back of the onahole.

Rating:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Pleasing internally, and that’s what matters.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and stimulating. Gripping the outside feels a little weird.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Price is about right for this onahole
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 50 ml of lotion is a start. Investing in more for later.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Water is easily drained out after use.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great overall onahole. I find nothing regrettable about it. Sure, a lot of what I said is pretty similar to the other Monster onahole, but that just means it’s just as good.

Kabejiri by Magic Eyes

Image source: http://comicbook.com/dc/2016/12/08/arrow-easter-eggs-and-things-you-might-have-missed-in-the-season/

Warning: Though this post may come off as political, I am here to assure you that that is not the case, I was just some stupid joke I though of long before I got this onahole. With that out of the way:

Welcome my readers both both long term and newcomers!

How have you all been? Good I hope, things going your way and all.

So…wait, I’ll bring it up in a moment. But first:

ToyDemon ($54.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($59.99, now 50.34) $
http://www.kanojotoys.com/kabejiri-hard-butt-hole-masturbator-p-3648.html ($58.00)
MotsuToys (€77.95) $
https://jlist.com/omo601 ($70.00)
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1270-kabejiri.html ($32.48)
https://www.loveislove.com.sg/products/magic-eyes-kabejiri-hard-pussy-and-ass-double-onaholes ($150.00)

Weight: 1.2 kg or 2.65 lbs.

Dimensions: L x W x H (5″ x 5.5″ x 4″) or (12.7 cm x ~14 cm x ~10.2 cm)

So, if the banner didn’t make it obvious enough (why should it? It’s mostly likely a stupid joke that may have gone too political), this should:

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Semi-related question: Is it really annoying for the saran wrap to still be included in the pictures of the box? Not included: A pair of panties. The box had me believing panties were included.

Yep, that’s right: Wall…Ass…trapped girl! A really nice ass. You can really get a handful of anime girl ass here.

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The wall around the girl isn’t the wall here.

This isn’t your garden variety onahole girl. This is more like the seedy part of town wallbound pussy onahole (or a really strong but really clumsy anime girl. How she got there, we may never know. I theorize it as a girl who was training for the sport of Keijo, only explanation I can think of.) Either way, you have a pseudo meat toilet (cum dumpster actually, please don’t piss inside, that’s disgusting and I’m sure it would damage the inside, but hey, you like that, you do you, I certainly will do the same.)

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This is not a lightweight onahole. This is some strong wall ass and pussy. The strength surrounds the holes as well.

Girl’s got some (plastic) bone. Normally the onaholes are b o n e l e s s, but whatever. I’m guessing this is to hold the shape of the pussy and separating the pussy of the asshole. I think it works out well.

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Even the plastic bone is shown.
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*tear* so…beautiful. So soft. So clean. I’m going make a mess out of it aren’t I? Answer: Most likely yes!
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*unzips* You can get it! Also A-chan Ass flashbacks. Weird, like thinking about your ex when you are about to sleep/smash with your new girlfriend/lover weird. Also the vagina has a clitoris shown on a kind of string outer entrance.

The ass is also very usable unlike A-Chan’s Little Ass. Funny, because using the ass reminded me of A-Chan. The pussy on the another felt like it’s own thing. The plastic wall hold the pussy together, making the feeling not too tight, meaning it can certainly take the stretching from penetration. As of this writing, the clitoris is still around, so still tight. And again, durable.

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Ways to use it. I can tell from personal experience that all the ways fell different and satisfying.
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Folded out box. You can kind of see the girl’s legs. Doesn’t add too much.

Score time:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Both the pussy and ass feel heavenly. Reminds me that there was an onahole similar to this a few years ago. But I’m guessing this one is a lot better.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft yet firm at the same time.
  • AVERAGE PRICE 10/10: Kind of pricey in same places. Is it that rare? I guess I got this before the price increase. Worth it if you can find it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUS: 8/10 Unless I’m wrong, no lotion was included. That is so weird, I thought most onaholes at least come with a packet.
  • Ease of Use: 9/10 Only trouble is if you are washing one hole and water gets in the other one.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. The only thing that held the onahole back was some lotion. With that said, This onahip (have I been saying onahole? It’s technically correct, but that’s some disrespect. It’s an onahip, not some random onahole.) is a wonderful experience whether this is your first onahip or your latest one after a few others.

Either way, enjoy yourselves.

 

Disgraceful Oppai Body by Magic Eyes

Image source: https://myanimelist.net/featured/1370/Top_15_Best_Anime_Maids__Welcome_Home_Master

Hello, After a while of mourning for objects of lost pleasures (and money), I feel well enough (mentally) to come back here(though if I mess up a little, know it was because of “that” event). I may have needed that break more than I realize. But enough of my old problems, here is a new review.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($42.99, now $39.99) $
Otonajp (¥3,090.00 or $27.81 USD)
http://www.yamibuy.com/en/goods.php?id=164375 ($44.99) (sold out)
http://www.kanojotoys.com/disgraceful-oppai-body-paizuri-breast-milk-fetish-onahole-p-3473.html (US$43)
MotsuToys (€57.95) $

Dimensions L x W x H (6.5″ x 3.5″ x 3″) or (16.5 cm x ~8.9 cm x 7.6 cm)

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Hard to see, but this onahole has something special. Read on, it’ll be explained later.

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I didn’t notice it at the time, but there is a 4koma on the side of the box. What a missed opportunity.

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Comes with your typical 15 ml lotion packet. Also a insert of the maid girl.
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What’s different here is the bag the onahole came in. Not clear, kind of sheer. And the bag is slightly more durable than those clear bags.

So yes, the onahole is as you may have guessed, is a bi unique. Other than the usual vaginal opening, it has lactating nipples. Yes, you read that right: nipples that can lactate.

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Those nipples are not just perky: they can squirt! I guess you are supposed to full the onahole with a white lotion? None was included. Something like that semen lotion maybe? Or perhaps like that one sake bottle lotion I reviewed a while back?

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Very pink inside.

The inside is very pleasurable, little sound is produced from use, pretty great overall.

Score:

  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft and the slight thickness is pleasing to the eye
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, soft and very squeezable.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A little ranged, but that’s good for competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard lotion packet…typical, but still appreciated.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 A little easier to drain due to the tiny openings at the nipples.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Great stuff here, I now have a new option for my nights. Speaking of…I’ll just leave it at that. So bye!

Monster Wet Pocket 8 Spiral by Magic Eyes

Image Source: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1226016-monster-girls

Hey, how’s it going? Welcome. Let’s get down to business shall we?

ToyDemon ($12.95) $
http://sexxes24.ru/masturbator-magic-eyes-monster-wet-pocket-8-spiral (1690 руб)
http://www.szczytuj.pl/masturbatory/808-monster-wet-pocket-8-spiral.html (95,00zł brutto)

Dimensions: L x W x H (4.5″ x 2″ x 2″) or (11.43 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm)

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A Monster girl, front and center

Coming from the makers Magic Eyes, this onahole is part of a two onahole series along with Monster Wet Pocket Omega Unwinding. Apparently there is something special called “Wet Docking”that happens when both are used together (more on that if I get the other one), for now I’ll just focus on this one.

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Quite a…interesting exterior. Really gives it a horror, monstrous vibe.
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“Spairal” (not making fun, I swear) and…a bottle of lotion? On the back of the box? Can’t say I’ve seen that before.

So, yes, quite an interesting design, giving a kind of humanoid/non-human vibe, kind of like a monster girl (obviously, right?)

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Yeah, see? The design on the outside is quite different from your usual onahole.

Other than its design, the onahole works just like any other onahole you’d see it the market. It has its twists, its entrance and a flesh like interior that’s supposed to bring its user pleasure both sexual and otherwise (unless they can only feel sexual pleasure, but I’m not judging here).

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Included is a 50 ml (1.69 oz) of lotion. I like the design.

The bottle has a simple design, that’s also discreet for late night…stirring of the loins.

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An inviting entrance on an otherwise repelling onahole (unless you are either brave or can look past the slightly gross looking design).
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On the plus side, there is a hole in he back of the onahole that makes clean up an easier task.

one more thing:

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There was a card inside the box depicting a more scantily clad monster girl. A postcard maybe? Who knows.

RATING:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Pleasing internally, and that’s what matters.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and stimulating. Gripping the outside feels a little weird.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Price is about right for this onahole
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 50 ml of lotion is a start. Investing in more for later.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Water is easily drained out after use.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great overall onahole. I find nothing regrettable about it.

IL PRIMO BACIO Sweet lotion 220 ml by Magic Eyes

Image source: http://www.mooma.sh/i/Best-Anime-Kisses-With-Saliva-EVER-HD-by-Airbroub-Omarjuba-/5SkVIzLHLyI

Continuing from La Bocca Della Verita, we have it’s companion lotion Il Primo Bacio.

Il Primo Bacio or “The first kiss” (Sounds right I think. I’ve seen other sites calling it Saliva of the Truth. Really can’t tell which is correct.) is a lotion made especially for La Bocca Della Verita or any oral onahole for that matter. And it really shows.

ToyDemon ($14.95) $

Otonajp ($8.91) $

This bottle is 220 ml (~7.44 oz), a middle ground of your average bottle of lotion, between the 100 ml to 300+ ml range.

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This is different: it pours down; no need to flip it upside down for the lotion. Also: La berita e figlia del tempo (“The truth and daughter time”) This line reappears.

The bottle looks nice and it’s practical. Gripping is not compromised and it sticks out in any collection.

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The bead of saliva…yeah, you know this will a great lotion when you see this.

When I used this lotion, unless my memory is wrong about events from no earlier than 24 hours, that (the line/bead) of saliva happened to me. I’ll check later to confirm this. Also, I noticed sliding in La Bocca was easier with this lotion than it was with Superb Fella Lotion, but I’m guessing it depends on your experience.

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Another side, don’t know why I include this.

But here comes one little surprise:

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The cover slides out! I’m guessing to better see how much lotion you have left? It’s the little details that make a difference.

But before we end here, I’d like to say…something. And by that, I mean I’ll look up an online translation of what I want to say.

Oh grande lozione!Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Chiedo per piacere. E notti meno solo.
Che il piacere da La Bocca della Verita è amplificato.
E che video smutty portare un climax.
Hail Il Primo Bacio!

Score:

  • FEEL:10/10 Like Superb Fella lotion, but feels a slightly less thick.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Hey whatever they use, it’s used well.
  • PRICE: 9/10 No complaints
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Why wasn’t a little packet of this packed with La Bocca Della Verita? I guess it would have been too expensive.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Different shaped bottle. Takes time to get used to it pouring down and not turning it upside down.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Once again, great bottle, excellent lotion. Words can’t do it complete justice, though I tried.

See you again!

La Bocca della Verita by Magic eyes

Image source: http://www.animeoutline.com/how-to-draw-anime-and-manga-mouth-expressions/

It was a matter of time before we came to something like this: Gratuitous foreign language!

And what a onahole for me to do this; I’m (non-sexually) excited! And what a name to grab the reader’s attention.

Toydemon ($44.95, now $32.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($44.99, now $29.99) $
https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=32235 ($32.99)
MotsuToys (€39.95) $
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1-la-bocca-della-verita.html?search_query=la+bocca+della+verita&results=1&cid= ($21.10)
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305?c2=9999 (USD $23.30)
http://www.kanojotoys.com/bocca-della-verita-blow-job-onahole-p-2205.html ($35)
otonaJP (was $44.23, now $23.07 USD) $

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 3″ x 3″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 420g or ~14.82 oz

La Bocca della Verita or “The mouth of truth” (warning: my Italian is very basic and very rusty. Haven’t spoke it in years and only took level 1 in school. So please forgive any grammatical errors.) is an onahole based on the real life Bocca della Verita located in Rome. Kinda of strange where the inspiration came from, but I’m sure there are stranger sources of inspiration for sex toys.

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Wait, that’s not the onahole, that’s   the original

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I just realized something; the box got bent and the shrink wrap ripped while in my bag
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Yeah, I see the influence. Top: La berita e figlia del tempo (“The truth and daughter time”)(that doesn’t sound right) Bottom: Innocenza Fanciullesca (“Girlish innocence”)(This on the other hand, sounds about right)
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Warning: Do not insert fingers. I just noticed this, but the top of this side looks like the female symbol (Venus). Maybe it’s a coincidence. And there is a 3 koma (It’s like a 4 koma, but one less panel)
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Cross section: Probably important, but we’ll probably cover it without knowing

Right, as you can see, what makes this onahole different from your average oral onahole is teeth. You read that right, this onahole has plastic parts that look like teeth (As far as I know it doesn’t feel like actual teeth, but that doesn’t make the experience any worse). Also the tongue looks more real (looks like an actual tongue, not just a little…nub? Is that the word?)

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The teeth are shown (assuming you ignore the obvious lighting glare). It also has what appears to be some form (Next the Magic eyes Skin)
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At least the onahole itself comes in a still intact bag. Comes in that smell (you know the one)

Another onahole with Magic eye’s famous branding on the side.

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No, I didn’t just reuse a random packet. It came with this one. The usual shopkeeper loli who wants to sell you a lubricant-like product. I say we should listen to her.
Do I really need to explain this image?
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Outside. Looks normal.
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And BOOM! Teeth, tongue, and roof

Other than being careful when inserting, this onahole is just heavenly! Better than the previous oral onahole I’ve had in the past.It looks good, even after the climax. What really sets it off is the light…brushing of the teeth against your penis head.

But before I enter, I say something like…actually you know what? I would try from memory, time for online translations (that are more or less accurate)

Oh grande bocca! Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Per Chiedo stasera grande piacere.
Sia con pornagraphy, hentai, o l’immaginazione.
Non temo il vostro ingresso.
Per non vi è l’aspirazione al di là del cancello bianco e sopra la collina accidentata.
E possiamo continuare per mesi a venire con sperma.
Hail La Bocca

Score:

  • FEEL: 9/10 Slides in easily once you pass the teeth.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 his material: Where do they come up with this?
  • PRICE: 9/10 Middle ground onahole in terms of price that’s well worth the price, possibly more.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 Comes with a packet…(complete the sentence)
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Cleans easily. Can finish looking like a oral creampie scene (unrelated, just want to include that)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Overall, very pleased with this product. How I manage to put off using this, I will not understand. See you all next time, gonna go reconfirm my experience.