Tongue Pierced Fella

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The history of body piercings is interesting. From cultural traditions to breaking social norms, the perception of piercing has changed through time. While ear piercings are normal and even expected in some parts of the world, Having a piercing anywhere else is usually met with judgement, stares, cat calls and occasionally, admiration. One particular area I’d like to focus on is the tongue piercing. Personally, I can’t help but wonder how getting head would feel from a girl with an oral piercing feel. Not based on the skill of the girl in question, but how the contact of my penis meeting a warm metal piercing. Though I feel fear due to other factors that I may never actually experience that, I can get close with a certain onahole.

Long introduction aside, here’s an onahole called Tongue Pierced Fella.
ToyDemon ($17.95, now $17.41) $

Dimensions: (5.9″ length, 3.35″ tongue) or (150 mm length, 88 mm tongue)

Weight: 385g or 13.58 oz


This oral onahole is based on a JAV star. The name escapes me, but I swear the product page either had the information at one point. The details tab just has a video, maybe it explained there, but I am not sure. Also, I swear I have seen the JAV star before on another onahole collab. If I find out later, I’ll come back and edit.
Other than a lack of information on my end, it look quite promising. Also just noticed the model is credited. So there’s the answer.
Goodness that looks…what’s the word? I’ll go with appealing.
Going from tongue to spiral texture to nub-like texture sounds like a wild ride, and I feel like it is.
FellaBitch. Yeah, I guess that’s the look the model is rocking, in a bikini no less.


Standard issue two piece set.
The lotion.
And the onahole itself.
But it came double bagged. Must be for protection.


Nice Tongue!

Now, and I kid you not, looking at the onahole, it looks great, but there’s just something missing here. Any guesses to what it is? That’s right…the piercing. I was under the impression that the onahole would be pre-pierced. Honestly, I was so close to posting about it, thinking I received an onahole with a manufacturing defect, until I looked inside the box again.

Yep, there’s the piercing in question.
Upon closer inspection, they are two magnetic balls.

In my opinion, having magnetic balls represent the piercing is a really good thing. You can place them anywhere on the tongue, or even not use them at all if you want. Though you may miss out on quite an experience, but you do you.


First attempt placing the magnetic piercing.
My attempt at making onahole match model on the box.

The magnets are strong, more than enough to stay on during use, but not too strong where they cannot be removed or relocated. I felt a sensation during use, and it was not as cold as I thought it would be and at the same time, not warm, at least not until I started using that is. The rest of the mouth was soft to the touch, the transition of the 3 textures of the throat was it’s own kind of bliss and again, quite a ride. And I had no problems gripping and holding, so kudos to that.


Washing this mouth is almost not different from brushing your teeth: You rinse with water. However I personally don’t dry out my mouth with a towel, paper towel or a drying stick. It is recommended that you do that for the onahole.


  • FEELING: 9/10 Soft to the touch and during use.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, magnet are usually not too cold or too warm
  • PRICE: 10/10 A good price that comes with no regret.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard lotion packet is appreciated.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Never a problem with cleaning.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Can’t go wrong with this oral onahole. The fantasy element adds to the spice and gives a sense of adventure. And it’s just fun to play with, with or without pants.

I just want to take this moment and thank all my readers out there who read and followed this blog of mine, I have hit post #100. Without you guys (and a few gals out there somewhere, I’m sure), I don’t know where I would end up. You all give me motivation to write and inspiration to continue exploring the world of adult toys with you all. Once again, thanks so much and I will see you all again soon enough.

Tora no Onaho Vol. 2 Busty Erotic Idol

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Hold on, you are not hallucinating, yes, this is a vol 2. of a onahole where the vol 1. version has not been reviewed on this blog at the time of this writing. When I originally purchased this onahole, the vol 1. version was sold out, as it is now available. I hope to come back and review vol 1. and draw comparisons.

With that out of the way…

Idols! Cute girls (or guys, they are also a thing) that entertain audiences with their performance skills in singing, acting, modeling, etc. The jack of all trades in front of the camera. And fans just eat it all up, worshiping the ground they walk on and all they do. Well it’s not all good times, as various media have shown, from both sides.

But that’s not why we are here today, we are here for onaholes and the like.

One last thing: No Nut November, that still a thing? Does this break you streak? If so, why come here? Regardless, thanks for coming.

Ok, now for real, starting now.

ToyDemon ($17.95) $ (US $12)


An idol bunny girl? In a very lewd position? That is just inviting.
Ah yes, this cover was done in collaboration back in 2016 with a famous doujin shop (Comic Toranoana). Now I personally have not heard of this particular shop, but if I ever find myself in Japan one day, I know one place I’d like to visit. Art done by the artist 2T. I would like to see more of their work.
Very stretchy.
BOMB! So bomb, you have to say it twice. Also close up of the breasts (as if they were hard to see, but whatever.)


In plastic (why the big box now makes sense), wrapped and a 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.


The onahole itself. In that classic busty girl holding her chest (Is there a name for that pose?)

So yes, very stacked, vagina is well shaped, legs from the knees up does not take away from the onahole.


So nice…

Before trying this onahole, it reminds me a lot of Seductive Juicy Tits: the hole and Disgraceful Oppai Body. Though the breasts for this onahole are better shaped and fluids don’t get stuck in any holes / breast ducts. This is supposed to be a girl in the prime of her life, so no slight breast sag and not milf-like.

In terms of actual use, it is kind of tight, but once inside, you should have no problem staying inside and using.

Even the butt is nicely shaped.


Cleaning. It is easy and simple. Water and towels. Like I almost always say.


  • FEELING: 10/10 Not as think as Disgraceful Oppai Body, but tighter than Seductive Juicy Tits.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft easy on the groin.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Not so much competition, maybe because it’s a little older?
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard packet of lotion…still good.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Thick idol bunny girl really does it for me. Great for nights, like tonight…So I’ll see you all later.

Also I could swear this was already posted a few weeks ago, but apparently not, so here it is!

Ag+ lotion Rose 300 ml

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A rose by any other name smells just as sweet, but what if we extract that smell and apply to a lotion? ($11.95, now $11.59 sold out)


Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (I could swear I had mentioned this before, but I can’t remember when or where at this moment.)

Anyways, this lotion doesn’t have a very strong smell, light, but still noticeable. It  does its work well, seeing as I had not noticed any other smell during use with an onahole. I mainly used this lotion with La Vie En Roses and the combination works well, in both a practical and aesthetic sense. And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn like I thought it would at first.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above.

Ag+ Menthol Lotion 300 ml

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Lotion can do more than just lubricate your onaholes so that they may be used. Lotions can also be used to give a cooling effect.

Most mints give a cooling effect due to the type of mint or something like menthol.

This lotion is the result of combining lotion with the effects of menthol.

ToyDemon ($11.95, currently sold out) $ (HK$88.00)


Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (Now I know for a fact that I had previously mentioned this).

Anyways like Ag+ Rose lotion, there is a slightly detectable smell from this lotion, a kind of minty or icy like smell. If that kind of smell bothers you, don’t worry, you will barely notice it when using it. What really makes this lotion unique is the tingly feeling from the lotion cooling down your nether regions (coldness for delaying climax maybe?). This cold feeling really comes in handy during the hotter months (other products also use menthol to achieve a cooling feeling and sell like gang busters). And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn the nether regions, quite the opposite actually.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name (There seems to be many, I guess that explains the popularity), though the cooling effect will make it stand out among the others.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above. It gives a new experience and it cools you down (some people get really heat up due to many factors, and this lotion helps resolve one of them).

Pro lotion 360ml by A-One

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Feels like it’s been a while since I last talked about any lotion.

Edit: BACK IN JULY?! How did I survive this long without opening a new bottle? That I will never know.

Maybe it feels that way because I have stuck with at most three different types of lotions that I have previously reviewed and can’t remember which ones. But that’s not what’s important here; what’s important is reawakened pleasure with something new.

ToyDemon ($15.95, now $11.95) $

According to the website, this lotion is what the “pros”  use (so either the actual porn professionals or the consumer is not too clear, but we can guess which they mean)

Yeah, I do get the feeling that I make have seen this kind of bottle in a porn somewhere.

An excellent bottle, I believe 360 ml (~12.2 oz) is on the higher side of how much lotion is in a bottle, should last awhile.  Maybe it’s the fact that the types of lotions I’ve used in the past few months, but this one felt really good! Reminds me of some earlier lotions I’ve used, but in a higher quality.

It actually feels like lotion instead of something similar. Easy to grip, what more do I need to say?

There is also a cap that twists out. No worries about it leaking out.


  • FEEL: 10/10 That lubed up feel as got to be one of the best feeling in the world.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Light and not stringy
  • PRICE:9/10 There is no problem with price, I just expected to find it avaible on more than one site
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 A twist off cap; I rarely see this, much less done well.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Just don’t go too crazy with this, or else cleaning may be a problem.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Easy storage, can’t go wrong with this one.

See you all next time. Will the next one be from the preview? We’ll see.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Long Slide by A-One

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Welcome, how’s your sex life? Bagged any pretty girls or boys?

…You know what…never mind, it’s alright. You have the right to keep that private. I also have the right to keep mine private, but…well…we’re here and you know the drill.

However, what is not usual is what happened related to sex lives: multiple penises or…well please read on.

Back to a certain member of the male anatomy, it was more like a flesh and blood penis (guess where) and a onahole disguising itself as a penis with a partial scrotum or a very soft dildo disguising itself as a onahole. (I really do wonder if the latter exists, maybe somewhere online it is there.)

As for the former, this exists.

CoolMaleSexToy ($14.99, now $12.99) $
ToyDemon ($14.95, now $13.95) $ (US $27) (US $24.99)
Dimensions (L x W x H) (7″ x 1.5″ x 1.5″) or (~17.8 cm x 3.81 cm x 3.81 cm)
Weight (~5 oz or ~141.75 grams)

Look at this thing!


A long ghost dick

Yes, you are seeing correctly: that glare do not entirely censor the silhouette’s bright penis. No, I’m talking about the man gripping is the head of his penis at almost arm’s length. Also, the testicles are covered by the onahole.

Comes with an unbranded lotion packet. Probably a generic provided by A-One. Amount unknown, I’m guessing ramen flavor packet size.

Now, before I continue move your eyeballs to the following image below:

just unwrapped the onahole, and it looks like it may have been used. Hope I don’t contract an STD. Imagine: getting an STD from masturbating.

Right, back to the review and away from life changing health issues. The opening is “wide” and here is why.

You see it now? It’s designed to cover more than the penis (like I said multiple times already).

This onahole is part of a series of 4 onaholes released back in 2014. In fact, this model was originally released in the summer of 2014 while the rest of the series has been release every summer after (so far).

I would show how it fit me, but I don’t have a picture and surprise surprise, I’m shy. Instead, I’ll describe it. At first,  felt inadequate due to it being longer than my dick. And stroking it felt loose at the second half of the Slide (the part I don’t reach naturally). I didn’t really enjoy it until I looked at the box (look at the back yourself). I stretch the loose part and felt stretching. It felt like some suction like sensation. The cover didn’t feel like it covered my balls, maybe if it were cooler, it would. Another thing is the smell, like more affordable onaholes, but not as bad (I’m used to it unless it gets on my hands, which it did and smelled it as I was going to sleep). Besides the suction, it felt as stimulating as a cheaper onahole (which isn’t that bad). And the tip has a little opening: can fit only one finger in it, so no docking action here.

Rating this now:

  • FEEL: 9/10 Sliding in is easy when lubed up.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Material is stimulating enough.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 Varied.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Packet of lotion no picture? At least it does the job.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 That urethral like opening eases in draining the water. Cleaning everything else is a little harder, but still not a huge problem.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. I had a blast with this. I used a phallic like sex toy and still feel great, more experienced. Can probably be used as a dildo cover, but I used it for straight up pleasure.

Is that cum or an imitation? The world may never know.

Next time, more hetero onaholes (unless I find something else). I leave you with that thought.

Wet Loaded Lotion (White)300ml by A One

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Time to turn up!

…No, not really. ($16.95) (discont.)

Remember this?


(if you don’t, it was months ago)

Anyways, yes this is not an actual bottle of sake, but a bottle of lotion that looks like a bottle of sake. Also comes in pink and yellow (not shown, because I don’t have them. And because…yeah…)

“So, besides color, what’s different?” you may be asking, well I have no idea and won’t ever I’m guessing.

The bottle was wrapped in a shiny paper film or foil, like real sake bottles (or so I heard) It’s really the plastic wrapping on the top of lotion bottles that looks like aluminum foil . Under that was this message:



I tried to remove it without damaging the paper, but I got this far.



When I purchased this, one thing came to mind:


Important advice for onahole usage.

Back to the actual product:

It felt slimy(good kind), made sliding in easy and possible (insertion, in other words), has no smell and washes off just as easily. The opening is shaped like any soft drink bottle you can get in stores or vending machines. It looks kind of thick (it doesn’t run down as quickly as most lotions I’ve had. 300 ml of liquid butter (but for onaholes instead of eating pretty sure it’s not safe to ingest it.)Sorry, I just managed to creep myself out with this. It really is an excellent lotion.


  • FEEL: 9/10 The sliminess feels great to lubes up your favorite onaholes.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Great material A One used(not to be confused with A1, a sauce of a different kind).
  • PRICE: 9/10 in the mid range for you average lotion.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 Great if you have a sake fetish and wished that it literally “opened a woman’s legs”. Great in fantasy, not so great in real life.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 washed off with no problems.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Looks like a small bottle of liquor. You could probably show it off to people and they may be none the wiser (I don’t recommend this however.)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got a sticky onahole lying around that I need to clean up. See you.

Superb Fella Saliva lotion 270 ml by A-One

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Can’t sleep yet, too early.

…ok, enough brick jokes that believe nobody but me will get because I’m terrible at jokes. Anyone who is still here after my last post: WELCOME BACK, have a review. Enjoy.

Anyone remember a previous review on an oral onahole (you know, the only one so far)? If not, here is the link:

I talked briefly about the lotion it came with, now I will talk more about it.
Toydemon ($15.95, now $13.95) $ (US $13)


Compared to a lube like the Vanessa and Co, this lube works better when simulating saliva due to not being as thick and more liquid-like whereas a lube like the Vanessa and Co. is more suited for simulating the vaginal secretion or general lotion on genitals (what is this guy talking about?) Adding water seems to work against you as I repeat, it is not very thick, water would most likely just wash the lube away, wasting lube and possibly your erection. It also “bubbles” or “foams” up during use, again like saliva. I found that long sessions and this lube don’t work well along with an oral onahole like the Superb Fella 3 (due to looser front half) and well…I’ve had worse I’m sure.


Bottle size is 270 ml (~9.13 oz) specifications by L x W x H are 7″(17.78 cm)x2.5″(6.35 cm)x2″(5.08 cm).

The lube is not bad, it’s good at its specific purpose (oral). From what little I know about A-One, this must be one of their more well known product that have staying power in the world of onaholes and onaholes accessories.


  • FEEL:9/10 Though not as thick as most lubes, it does the job
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 whatever is used to make this works well.
  • PRICE: 9/10 No complaints here
  • ADDITION/BONUS: 10/10 would use again. But seriously, the little 80 ml bottle that came will the Superb fella 3 onahole (kuchihole? Kuchionahole? Idk, I guess too literal a translation for a portmanteau that doesn’t work well.)
  • EASE OF USE:8/10 the bottle seems easier to handle even though the shape is not too differntt from others in the market.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90% It does it’s job and I won’t complain.

Next time, I will try NOT to do a review in one sitting. Or maybe I’ll stop worrying about my use of random anime pictures and how someone, somewhere will complain about it due to things like “where is the source?” or “they just don’t work”.

End. I don’t know what else to say.

Superb fella 3 by A-One

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Can’t sleep, post a review, sounds like a great idea!

Edit: Also has been reviewed at (but you already know that.)(Maybe) Probably did it more justice than I did.

Not to sound creepy, but shortly before this writing, I tried out an oral style onahole (shaped and supposed to stimulate like a mouth would) and though i have limited experience using such a product, It. Felt. Good. seriously, read on…


That pic is too small, maybe this is better?


Yeah, much better.

Toydemon ($39.95, now $34.95) $ ($42.99) (39,95 €)

MyOnahole (¥2,900 JPY) $

Weight: 402 g (~14.2 oz.) (1.8 lbs)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.7 in x 3.15 in x 3.15 in) (~14.48 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm)


Before use. To the right is the 80 ml lotion (~2.71 oz, more will be said in its own review)

So, yeah, (late night sluggishness, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but let’s work together)




Interesting box, huh? but seriously, I really enjoyed this, don’t know if you see from the box, but that nub that’s supposed to be a tongue really stimulates the penis (it could also be a tongue piercing, who knows?)

The onahole  has two different feelings; the front (mouth area) is soft, looser, wavy shaped and wraps around the penis nicely and can stretch for phallus  on the large side, and the back (what would be the throat) is a bit more firmer, tighter and lined with pleat (pleat ridges? I’m calling it that now) but looks like it’s wavy shaped, so it’s wavy shaped front and back.

It can be held with little to no problems, (alright I’ll say one or two things about the lube it came with) the lube is not as sticky as some other lubes I tried (most not reviewed yet), it looks and feels like saliva, though stickier than most that I have seen. Right, back to the onahole. As I was using it (and I guess the anticipation played a huge part), I felt like I rediscovered the benefits of an onahole (like I said, first oral onahole) I can see why reviewers praise this type of onahole; feeling stimulated orally is underutilized (onahole ones anyway) mixing up your types can really make you feel what the differences are, and, I’ll admit, they are absolutely right, it’s incredible. Don’t think I felt an onahole like that save for a few (story for a later time) I can see myself switching between this and a vagina shaped onahole along with whatever I called the onapit. And perhaps a type I have not reviewed yet on this blog, (surprises coming…)

Let’s end this right; rating system V.0.02 go!

  • FEEL: 10/10 The combination of soft then firm really gets me going
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Read feels (haha)
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 normally about $45.00 before shipping. i believe I bought this when it was on sale because I paid $30.00
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 A different type of lube makes all the difference in my book
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 Soap and water. A towel or cloth to dry most likely wouldn’t hurt.

Final score: 46/50 or 92% Simply wonderful. Can’t say much more before repeating myself.

Upcoming: sleep…good night. Hopefully I didn’t type something really stupid. Also, next time on this blog, what is this?…how dare you!