Meat Master

Image Source: https://anime.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/1428825/

It may not be quite warm weather depending where you live, but there is just something about grilled meats. And not just grilled meats, but the art of cooking. And what’s sexier than a girl who can cook? The answer you are thinking may be correct, but me personally, I think it’s two girls who can cook. And since I’ve been starting to get into cooking shows, let’s introduce our contestants we have here.

M:
ToyDemon ($20.63)$

K:
ToyDemon ($20.63)$

Dimensions: L x W x H

M (5.91″ x 3.35″ x 3.15″) or (15 cm x ~8.51 cm x 8 cm)

K (6.69″ x 2.75″ x 2.56″) or (16.99 cm x ~6.99cm x 6.5 cm)

Weight:

M: 320g or 11.28 oz

K: 280g or 9.88 oz

Packaging

First up we have Maria. Her title is Fleisch Meister. Sounds exotic, I’m excited to see what kind of dish we will see tonight.

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Maria enters wearing a negligee that don’t cover her amble bosom. Hope that skin stays unblemished.
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Notice the heart hands: she is already trying to impress the judge.
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Looks like we are dealing with some nubs. More on that later.
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4 patterns throughout the tunnel.
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The marvelous gentleness and the abundant holding feeling are dreamy in a trance instinctively.

Round of applause for Maria.

Next, we have Kurisu. She also holds title of Fleisch Meister. Two contestants who both hold the same thing. Sounds like things will be interesting.

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Kurisu entering wearing nothing but an apron. Is this some Hadaka apron or naked apron play? One thing’s for sure: she came in with proper protection in today’s kitchen.
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Oh wait, is that a nip slip? Guess the apron just can’t completely cover her and her large breasts.
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A pleated pattern throughout the tunnel.
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Smooth and pleated: a life-like classic design.
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The marvelous gentleness and the abundant holding feeling are dreamy in a trance instinctively.

Round of applause for Kurisu.

Now that both of our lovely contestants have been introduced, let’s see exactly what we are working with tonight.

Contents

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Let’s start with Maria.

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Maria comes in wrapped in easy to open packing, no need to rip open.
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Now we go to Kurisu.
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Same packet of lotion. Nothing wrong here.
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Kurisu comes in wrapped in the same kind of wrapping.

Product

Now we take a closer look at our contestants.

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Maria with the round entrance and nubbed tunnel.
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Kurisu also with the round entrance, but rather than nubs or bumps, she has a smooth tunnel.

Feeling

And now the taste test.

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Maria with multiple stimulating bumps.

Based on the entrance, I thought it would be a tighter squeeze and that it would require more lotion to really use this onahole. Neither were the case. I fitted nicely into the onahole, I felt the stimulation from the various patterns of nubs and handling was easy as can be.

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Kurisu with the pleated tunnel.

If I had thought the previous onahole was going to be a tight squeeze, this onahole would not budge in my mind. Thankfully, I was proven wrong and felt the wonderful stimulation of the various patterns of pleat. And handling was easy, nothing more needs to be said about it.

Cleaning

No trouble cleaning up after a feast with these two.

Now after careful consideration, taking into account what made one onahole different from the other, I have come to a decision, is what I want to say, but in the end, I just could not decide between the two and I will state why below.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 Having the choice of nubs or pleats is always appreciated (Not those two specially, I mean having multiple choices).
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch and it doesn’t irritate any skin.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Though it is nice not to have to search around, varying prices is nice to see.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Good to have lotion as a standard.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Too easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. I really don’t know why I thought it would so easy to choose between the two onaholes. Maybe more testing would help me determine which edges over the other one. At least I had fun writing the review. So yeah, see you all next time.

Extrip Haruna Hana

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/extrip-haruna-hana.html

Hello Everyone, how are you all doing so far? I hope everything is going well and I hope you are not too bored. Me, I’m here to presenting another wonderful onahole, coming from my friends over at Motsutoys.com.

The onahole we have here tonight (or whenever you read this) is Extrip Haruna Hana. This onahole appears to be based on a JAV star called, well Haruna Hana. Don’t know much about her work, but I hear she’s pretty popular. Let’s see what kind of onahole we have that has her name on it.

MotsuToys (€99.95)$
ToyDemon ($72.70)$
Otonajp ($57.40)
KanojoToys ($72.00)
Otona-Sekai (¥ 6,120)
Condomjp ($97.99)
PleasureHobby ($89.15 SGD)
CherryAffairs ($89.20 SGD)
Dimensions: (6.75″ x 3.5″ x 4″) or ( ~17.15 cm x  ~8.9 cm x  ~10.2 cm)

Weight: 685g or  24.16oz

Packaging

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What a flattering photo and a great box cover. Those are K-cups my sources say, and I’m not talking about coffee.
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It wraps so that the silicon of thickness may inhale man’s penis, and, up to now, it has led to the ejaculation by the pleasure that has not been felt.
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Another great shot. Sources also told me she is a former Gravure idol. I think she did pretty well for herself.
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Goodness, would you look at that detail of the entrance. Whoever does their camerawork, kudos to you good sir/madam.
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I don’t know if it was just me, but the contents of the box got moved around during the shipping process. I’ll just count it as an accident and just move on.
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Inside the onahole are 4 chokepoints, each different from the last. It’s like an obstacle course for your penis.

Contents

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Yeah, contents moved inside before I opened this box.
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I haven’t seen one of these bottles packaged with an onahole in a while. Usually pricier ones include a bottle rather than a packet. So you know this is a higher end onahole we got here.
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Onahole wrapped and in good condition.

Product

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It may appear a bit narrow, but you shouldn’t encounter problems entering.
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If the previous photo didn’t tip you off, this onahole is big.
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Not just by weight, but by size too.

Feeling

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Pink and realistic looking tunnel.

Here is how I felt while using this onahole: Entering was quite easy, the chokepoints felt less of a choke at more like a wall of realistic looking flesh to push and slide past. The weight of the onahole is higher than your usual sleeve-like onaholes, but that weight did not stop me from holding and feeling during use, either the outside or the inside. It almost felt like one of those hip shaped onaholes, could be an excellent stepping stone for those who want to transition to a more full bodied onahole.

Cleaning

I said it once, and I’ll say it again: No problems cleaning up. Easy to do and easy to maintain.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Quite soft and very stimulating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Smooth and easy to hold on to.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Price varies depending where you shop, but a worthy investment nonetheless.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 A small bottle of lotion is not an everyday occurance with most onaholes. Usually packed with higher end onaholes from the looks of it.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy. How many does it need to be said really.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. It has been a while since a photograph has evoked many emotions within myself, mostly lust, but other emotions are there too. A really great onahole to look and feel into, a candidate for one of the best decisions of your life but your mileage may vary. Me personally, I believe what I just said.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Extrip Haruna Hana

I want to once thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon. A surprise may come soon.

Gokusai Uterus Duo

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/gokusai-uterus-duo-onahole.html

Hello all. It’s me, back at it again with presenting another fine onahole. Another onahole coming from my good friends over at Motsutoys.com.

The onahole is question is Gokusai Uterus Duo. I have heard many things about this series of onaholes, perhaps I have tried and review one in this series? I will check at a later time.

Anyways, this is a double sided onahole: a vagina at each end (hence the uterus duo in the name), feeling like it’s two onaholes in one. And not just two vaginas, but it looks like each vagina is a bit different from the other, which you will hopefully see later.

MotsuToys (€29.95)$
ToyDemon ($33.95) $
CondomJP ($51.99)
Japaneselovetoys.com ($99.00)
Loveislove ($53.00)

Dimensions: (5.97″ x 3.07″ x 3.07″) or (15.16 cm x  ~7.8 cm x  ~7.8 cm)

Weight: 600g or ~21.2 oz

Packaging

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Based on this cover, I would say the two girls are sisters: one younger and one older wearing what appears to be either nightgowns or lingerie.
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Cross section, showing where both ends meet.

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Another cross section showing how each vaginal tunnel looks and works.
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Info on each girl. The other thing I know for sure is the blood type (which also says what their personality is, if you believe in that).

Contents

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The usual packet of lotion.
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To my surprise, there was a flap under the sisters’ info. Even better, there are pictures showing the sisters and which end represents who. This helps in remembering how to put away the onahole in the position it was previously in.

Product

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Older Sister. Outside is the bigger of the two. Anus is cosmetic.
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Younger sister. Outside is the smaller of the two. Anus is also cosmetic.

Feeling

Warning: The following paragraph may contain amounts of neck beard levels of cringe. If you would like to avoid reading said cringe, please continue scrolling. Viewer discretion is advised.

Before I began using this onahole, I had already started imagined a hentai-like scenario (that I sure I had watched something similar a while back) that basically goes: Man meets both sisters. The beautiful, older sister is willing to give herself up on the condition that the guy (me) promises not to sleep with her cute, younger sister. And of course, I “promise” not to sleep with the younger sister, because older sis will be such a good lay. We get hot in bed and everywhere. I then proceed to sleep with the younger sis anyway, because really, who or what is stopping me at any point? She will also be a good lay. I also screw her everywhere. Story ends with man controlling both sisters. Ending is either dark or happy depending how you view it.

End of cringe. Your regularly scheduled review will now continue.

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Older sister entrance.

First, let’s talk about the older sister. The vagina was a bit more looser than I had expected. Not loose, but definitely not as tight. Gripping is easy, outside texture helps out with that. Tunnel texture is pleated, there are multiple chokepoints. Definitely an “experienced” woman feeling here.

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Younger sister entrance.

Now for the younger sister, she is a bit tighter. Or so I thought at first. While this entrance is a bit tighter than the other one, I had no problems entering. The entrance wrapped around me like the older sister entrance. One choke point before splitting into two tunnels at the end. Tunnel was a bit more narrow, definitely an “inexperienced”/virgin girl feeling here.

Cleaning

Cleaning up is still no problem for me and it shouldn’t be for you.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Soft to the crotch and gets you there.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch and feels wonderful.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Affordable without feeling too cheap. Definitely more bang for your buck (pun intended and unintended)
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard packet of lotion. There is little more you can do to improve without raising the price a bit.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Water goes in one end and leaves the other. A bit more drying, but that is no problem.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. I like the imagery and I really like using this onahole. Double onaholes are great investments, price wise and happiness wise. Already my favorite in those categories.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Gokusai Uterus Duo

I want to thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Nikuman Delta

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/niku-man-delta.html

Hello, how is everyone doing? I hope not too bored with the current situation. I won’t say anything more about it. I promise.

Instead, I am proud to present a review of a product from my good friends over at MotsuToys.com. You remember them, right? if not, here.

Refreshed your memory? Good, now on the product in question we have here today (or whenever you read this) is called Nikuman Delta.

Now the word delta, what comes to mind? An airline? an insurance firm? Dental company? A letter of the Greek alphabet? Perhaps an obscure city or town in your state or country? I can tell you one thing for sure: it’s not found near a river (that would just be creepy.)

MotsuToys (€59.95)$
KanojoToys ($31 USD)
CherryAffairs ($70.46 SGD)

Dimensions: (6.3″ x 3.3″ x 3.3″) or 16 cm x 8.5 cm x 8.5 cm

Weight: 600g or ~21.2 oz

Packaging

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Quite Thicc!
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Feel good. Feels right. NIKUMAN not only feels great. It’s well-made. durable, functional and it feels right with new and experienced users alike. With NIKUMAN we strive to satisfy and not disappoint.
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There is a pig…with wings…in a diaper…and is wearing a hat?! Also the nose is heart/peach/bun shaped. Unexpected, but cool nonetheless.
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It’s so triangular. A delta of power and eroticism without the river or water. The “flaps” look to be textured. Looks to be more like round nubs. Unrelated,  the entrance kind of looks like an anus.
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Even the texture inside the onahole is triangular or at least in some three sided shape. And you can use the onahole either right side up or upside down, which ever you prefer.

Contents

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First opening this up, I noticed the inside of the box is not just pink, but has this one design, don’t know what it is exactly, but I’m going to guess and say they are buns. In fact, the outside of the box also has the same design. Why do I think that? Because a great man, called Sir Mix-a-lot has once said:
“…My anaconda don’t, my anaconda don’t,
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun…”.

Edit: Funny thing, while I was writing the part, I found found out a nikuman is a Chinese-styled steamed pork bun. Man, that wordplay really caught me off guard and now it all makes sense: The design, the entrance, everything. Also made me feel kind of hungry, but that’s not why we’re here. Moving on…

Product

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G Project x Pepee collab lotion. Now there’s something you don’t see everyday, at least not packaged with an onahole. You know that means the lotion will be high quality.
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From here, it looks like your standard onahole.
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The texture reaches to the outside edges of the flaps.

Feeling

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Now you can go with a 2-1 formation
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Or a 1-2 formation
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It’s like looking at the underside of a starfish, not that that’s going to stop me or anything.
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Close up of triangular/ “bun” texture.

Now on to how the onahole felt. It felt kind of tight, but still comfortable. Feeling the nubs  outside as I begin to enter to feeling the “buns” around my member is quite something. The feeling of both textures simultaneously keeps me engaged (not that I get distracted while using an onahole, that would be weird). It’s easy to grip, and the flaps makes it harder to just slip out randomly.

Cleaning

Very easy to clean: rinse and dry with your choice of towel, microfiber cloth, a drying stick you may have around somewhere or whatever you want.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 The constant stimulation is quite a bliss. Really enjoyed my sessions.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, and holds together after several uses.
  • PRICE: 9/10 For the price, it is well worth it. Not too low, not too high, just excellent middle ground.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Not only is a collab lotion packet included with an onahole rare, the lotion itself holds itself quite well against other lotions.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Quite easy to clean: rinse and dry.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. I really don’t know what can I say that I haven’t already said several times already. I just got this onahole not too long ago, and it’s already becoming one of my favorites.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Nikuman Delta

I want to thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Monster Girl Quest

Image Source: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/5335090-monster-girl-quest-alice-monster-lord-nsfw

Hello, how life been treating all of you? Me? It’s been keeping me busy in many ways. But with that time away from the life I knew made me want to come back to blogging about onaholes and the like (Seriously. Is that a problem?). Full story either coming soon or it may already be up by the time this post comes up.

Right, with that said, let’s talk monster girls. They are exotic looking, they may offer a pleasure that cannot be achieved with a human female, they may even eat us (Don’t judge me, I’ve seen stranger fetishes on the internet). And they are a fantasy that allows us to think outside of our reality.

Specifically, I am talking about a game: Monster Girl Quest.

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Not a sponsored post. Though I am available to talk, just saying.

An eroge where you play the hero, Luka and travel the world, meet new friends, make allies and seek power to defeat the evil monster lord. Oh and the monsters you fight throughout the game are quite horny and will rape and/or kill any foolish , unblessed human who dares approach their domain, though rape happens most of the time. And the sex ranges from to die for to you saying “I don’t need or want anything else” (This is not a plot summary, it’s been a while since I seen gameplay and I’m sure there is a lot I’m missing, but I can say go play it. It looks like a good time or two.) There are also spinoffs, retellings, and most importantly, a two episode hentai OVA, because of course it would happen.

The hentai is basically scenes where our hero Luka, is continuously “bedded” by various monster girl species. There is a story, but with only two episodes, not a lot of time to tell and show sex scenes. Three particular monster girls that shown up and are the subjects of this review are Alma Elma, a succubus and one of the four heavenly knights who serves the monster lord, Erubetie, a slime and also one of the four heavenly knights alongside Alma Elma, and a new character introduced called Minagi, basically Lucifer and mastermind behind the OVAs’ events.

And like many hentai, we get some onaholes based on the characters.

Alma Elma:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-alma-elma-p-4940.html ($49)
Erubetie:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-erubetie-p-4969.html ($49)
Minagi:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-minagi-p-4939.html ($49)
Dimensions: L x W x H (5.12″ x 4.41″ x 2.56″) or (13 cm x 11.2 cm x 6.5cm)

Packaging

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Alma Elma

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Erubetie

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Minagi

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For future reference, the onaholes share their color with their boxes. So Alma Elma is purple, Erubetie is blue, and Minagi is pink.

Contents

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Product

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Feeling

Alma Elma:

The entrance  and first chokepoint is pleated. After that , the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt loosest of the three.

Erubetie:

The entrance and first chokepoint are covered in what looks like droplet shaped nubs. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ridged shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt tightest of the three.

Minagi:

The entrance and first chokepoint is pleated and at an angle. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt like a middle ground between looser and tighter of the three.

Cleaning

Cleaning is so easy and problem free. Whether you got a special cloth for cleaning or some paper towels and a utensil.

Since I can’t seem to choose one over the other, I will grade them all in one score since it will all be the same more or less.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 8/10 All are tight but quite accommodating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and firm. Not rough at all.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A fair price and you can’t go wrong with choosing any of them.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Packet of lotion goes a long way. An excellent standard to have.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy clean up. Nothing more needs to be said.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Monster girls, check. Onaholes, check. Hentai, check. An excellent combo for last night pleasure, triple check. Absolutely no complaints here.

Stay safe out there, we are all in this together (And no, this is not High School musical and last time I checked, I am not a celebrity, I am an average Joe like the rest of the world.) See ya next time.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

Image Source: https://thesenpaiking.com/cheesy-and-romantic-valentines-day-cards/

Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Vagipero

Image source: https://www.dhgate.com/product/sexy-anime-bed-sheet-anime-white-bed-sheet/437114515.html

I think I know what you all are thinking right now, and I’ll answer right away:

I was originally going to upload this review much sooner, but, once again, personal and family matters (not the show) came up. The matters involved had to take much of my personal time and I was left with little to no time to even write this opening paragraph. And seeing as I am now more free to write, I can try to get back into the groove of things. Now I am aware this brief period will end soon (I’m not paranoid, I know for a fact I will be kept busy, but for how long, that I don’t know), so I hope I can try to be more consistent (I may have already said this, I don’t remember. I’m just coming back).

With that said, Hello everyone, thanks for stopping by and thanks for understanding.

Threesomes. What is it about threesomes that are so alluring? Is it the feeling of sexual prowess of have two sexual partners simultaneously? Perhaps you share a partner with a friend or colleague (a bro if you will). Or maybe you are to type who really gets off by switching your current partner. Either way, threesomes are enigmas who are fascinating to study or experience with (so I’m told).

Multi-hole onaholes (redundant, right?) are nothing new here, but the imagery of multiple sexual partner is very interesting, and hot. Add in anime/hentai girls and you got a wonderful night ahead of you.

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.75″ x 3.25″ x 3″) or (~14.61 cm x ~8.26 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 650g or 1.43 lbs.

ToyDemon ($26.95)
OtonaJP ($24.55) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/vagipero-pussy-lick-lips-onahole-p-3331.html ($22 USD)

Packaging

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A threesome with two anime girls. Who are you and why do you know me so well ToysLove?

Yes, 69 jokes are funny, haha. Let’s just move on, it gets better.

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Each hole having different textures. Switching between oral and vaginal is just getting easier nowadays.
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Both girls come in at about 5′ 1″. Weight: slim and that’s all what matters. Also both are 20, so a threesome with two college students…this keeps on getting better. And –HAND HOLDING?! How lewd. Oh wow, some real freaks in the sheets if you know what I’m saying.

Lesbian/bisexual schoolgirl fantasies aside, this packaging shows some high quality artwork to leads you towards the design of the onahole itself.

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Ridges for both holes differ enough to be somewhat accurate.
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I believe that’s a tongue.

Contents

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That new bagged onahole smell, I get I’m just used to it and this point.
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It also comes with an insert with a picture of the two girls. I guess for helping you cum. I have no problem either way, but it’s nice to be thought of, as a consumer.

These extras that come with the onahole are always alright in my book.

Product

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Like the pictures above have shown: one girl has a open mouth, leaning forward towards you while the other girl is displaying her vagina. Basically a 69 turning into a ménage à trois.
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Included is a design of an anus with butt cheeks. Not usable.

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On top of the mouth, it kind of looks like the front of a pelvis or something.
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Comes with 20 ml packet of lotion. I don’t believe I’ve seen this design before,

Feeling

Right, so how does it feel? Well the mouth is very accommodating of members of all shapes and sizes. A previously mentioned tongue-like nub is present and “licks” you while it sucks you in. Sliding in and out is easy and painless. So go as wild as you like.

The pussy is just a little bit more firm, but still takes you in no problem. The ridges of the walls surround your member, putting a slightly tight but firm grip on you. Sliding in and out is not at all difficult. You can go wild, but maybe not a wild as you would with the mouth.

Cleaning

Cleaning, it is simple and easy. Water and towels are all you need.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 With two slightly differing textures here, it’s like two different onaholes in one convenient package.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, yet firm inside. The contrast really brings out the best of both feelings.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Prices online don’t differ too greatly, so you really can’t go wrong where you purchase it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 A packet of lotion, but at least the packet design is not too common.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Cleaning easy to do.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Honestly, I like the idea of being able to switch holes on one onahole rather than having two or more onaholes out and switching that way. It keeps the variety and excitement present and it makes roleplay much easier.

Here is where I’d say hopes these delays won’t happen again, but who really has that much control on what goes on around them? I’ll just say see you all next time.

Fairy Onahole

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/i-want-to-be-a-fairy/Pdtm_u6eRDLB75KE7XWrvRNm106lbx

If you have been frequenting this blog for a while, you may know I had recently reviewed a fairy themed onahole (link) and you may have noticed how it is kind of big despite the theme. And while I like the onahip model onaholes out there, there is just something about the “pocket pussy” designed onahole (Yes, it is redundant, I know.), and since in a way, onaholes are fairies compared to the average human, its one of the most perfect themes out there.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/virgin-fairy-onahole-p-2341.html ($31 USD)
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/toysheart-fairy-onahole/ ($32.99, now $29.69)
OtonaJP (¥2,990.00) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt698 ($42.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.5″ x 2.75″ x 2.5″) or (~14 cm x ~6.99 cm x 6.35 cm)

Packaging

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She’s already wet and ready to take it all. Also, Japan Quality…I mean, I was hoping it is.
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For the inflation enthusiasts out there as well as the giant enthusiasts. The tunnel even narrows towards the middle.
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The classic instructions on the box.
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How tight this looks (and is).

Ignoring the lack of actual features (what, were you expecting wings? I was before I saw this thing for the first time a while back), this thing looks kind of cute. But we all know where this is going, given the nature of the blog and whatnot.

Contents

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15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion included.

It’s as simple as it gets. Here at least.

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Petite treat!

Why I never have said that before must mean I’m going a little crazy. Well lol–

*sirens*

Nevermind. I was just going to say that there is nothing wrong with admiration of inanimate objects. Unlike most, you can derive sexual pleasure from it with low risk of injury where the sun (usually) doesn’t shine.

Product

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It’s so cute, yet I know I’m gonna have a taste of that.
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It’s like a little peach.

Soft to the touch, Easy to grip and lotion does not leak out too much.

Feeling

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*Deep inhale followed by exhale* Time to slide in!

The feeling inside is pleasurable, ribbed/pleated, it doesn’t have a whole lot of space for air to come out of, creating a sort of vacuum effect. Tight, but not too tight where insertion is next to impossible for some out there. While holding the onahole, your hand (or partner’s hand, don’t know why I just though of that, but it may exist out there) may feel a slight bump. Those are breasts and they shall be loved regardless of size. Take care of her, and she will take care of you.

Cleaning

Clean up is easy as it gets: water and towels.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Just the right level of tightness.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Doesn’t feel cheap despite the price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet of lotion is always better than nothing.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy to clean. That’s it.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Simple onahole. Great for newcomers and veterans alike. If you can get past the whole looking like a corpse part, but you would most likely be looking or thinking about something else while inside. Whatever gets you off.

See you next time.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

Image source: https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/valentines-day

Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

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Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
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I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
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It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.

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I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Erotic Cabin Crew

Image source: http://www.hetarchive.net/blog/2015/03/03/blog-entry-1722/

You know what I have been thinking lately? Flying, or more specifically flying via aiplane. You board a plane to go from one destination to another, and all the while, you have people (usually female, but males are out there) in uniform offering you snacks, drinks and meals during your flight. And let me tell you, some of those people really just rock that uniform. Chips and peanuts are not the only kind of snacks on display (those two are usually the only ones offered. That third kind of snack, is not for offer irl for most, what with accusations and whatnot). As for fantasy, more times than not, the third snack is offered, and the patron gladly consumes and enjoys it. This kind of snack, this onahole attempts to emulate (well…read on, you’ll see).

ToyDemon ($23.95) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt710 ($15.00 USD)
OtonaJP (¥2,140.00 currently unavailable) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/erotic-cabin-crew-onahole-p-3455.html (sold out)

Packaging

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Oh yes…pantyhose and a short skirt. Big breasts are certainly a bonus
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A Phillips head screwdriver’s wet dream!
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A poem perhaps?
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Instructions and onahole stats.

Contents

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Plastic, onahole and 15 ml packet of lotion.

Product

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Interesting shape…

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I don’t know what is it, but the design of the onahole is quite something. Flat on one side, round on the other. Kind of a buttocks design going, but the hole is vaginal instead of anal.

Feeling

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Walls of X’s and plus’s. Flesh walls if you will.

The feeling of this is quite unique. As you can see, the vagina has what looks to be several choke points shaped like plus’s and x’s. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but last time I checked, my penis head is not shaped like a Phillips head screwdriver. And the choke points are very well built. I find difficulty in trying to insert past the head of the penis. But I’m sure with continued use and time, the walls will give way and insertion with be easier.

Cleaning

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 8/10 Not too had, just right.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Holds well, good to the touch.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Decent price, but not easy to find in many places.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Packet of lotion.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy life.

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. I like the gimmick of pretending my penis is a Phillips head screwdriver as much as the next guy, but actually using it is a different story. Not bad, but you may want to be careful.

So I say good day/ good night, just enjoy yourselves.