Toydemon x ToysHeart Vanessa & co Shape up lotion

Image source: http://blog.toydemon.com/2014/01/2014-new-years-gift-box-from-toysheart/

Warning: Quick review since there isn’t much to say.

A while ago, Makers of some of your favorite onaholes, ToysHeart collaborated with online Imported Adult novelty boutique Toydemon to make a lotion/lubricant for use by hand or onahole; and it was good, it did not disappoint. Judging by the name, it was to be sold as a exclusive product from Toydemon (obviously). And did this duo make one hell of a lotion.

Toydemon ($7.95, now $6.95)$

(side note: out of curiosity, I found that  other online stores say they sell this, but it shows the Vanessa & co 200mL lotion.)

Many similarities with the 200mL bottle; here is where it is different.

It comes in a 100mL (3.4 oz) bottle, about 53% of the price on Toydemon before shipping (not too bad.). Specifications are as follows: 4.5″ (11.43 cm) x 2″ (5.08 cm) x 1.25″ (2.54 cm) L x W x H. Felt better than the 200mL lotion IMO. I can see the praise it receives is well deserved. According to Toydemon’s blog, it was the lotion used on the topic of their post.

Link: http://blog.toydemon.com/2014/08/toydemons-half-way-best-of-2014/

Great lotion, too bad it’s harder to get your hands on one. I got it back last year, now I don’t know why  waited so long.

Rating:

• FEEL: 10/10 Slightly better than the Vanessa & co 200ml lotion.
• MATERIAL: 9/10 It’s good, whatever it is.
• PRICE: 10/10 Not too much and returns the investment by at least 1.5 times.
• ADDITION/BONUSES: 9/10 Because production seemed to have ended. (probably was a summer promotion last year…)
• EASE OF USE: 8/10 Can drip out the onahole and be as frustrated as the Vanessa & co lotion (I think it’s safe to say you all know this already.)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It really compliments any ToysHeart onahole. Or any onahole in general.

…Huh, wasn’t as short as I originally thought it would be.

Next time…you know the drill.

Excited at Body-Yu Sakura by EXE

Image source: http://weheartit.com/entry/group/5293511

Woo…it has been really warm these days. About 90°F (~32.2°C) around here and Summer has barely started. Around this time, the public pools are opening and that sounds wonderful right about now. Hmm…the pool, the warm weather, the swimsuits, the many pretty girls wearing those swimsuits…yeah, this time of year is really great.

Why not start this season off with a somewhat related onahole review?

Hyper Love Hole. “Good for the masturbation of the man who made it with tender silicon. I insert a penis and a strong pleasure feeling is got when I move it back and forth.” -Onahole box top.

Swimsuit

Toydemon ($27.95, now $22.95) $

CoolMaleSexToy(was $29.99, now $19.99)$

http://www.wanta.net/en/shop/prod_default.asp?ProdID=3954&DepID=1&CatID=5 (HK$248)

http://hentaitoy.com/excited-at-body.html ($19.67)

http://www.horny.sg/products/brands/jap-av/jap-av-excited-at-body-sakura-yu.html (S$42.90)

Man oh man, did I enjoy this one. Where do I begin?

No head though. Disturbing.

Dimensions: (L x W x H) 5.75″(~14.61 cm) x 2.5″(6.35 cm) x 2.75″(~6.99 cm)

The shape is wonderful, the breasts are shapely and well made, the little detail of nipples adds to the onahole. The extra details of there being buttocks and a flat stomach (could be toned abs) really set this onahole apart from a majority of others out there on the market.

The butt (and vagina)

The abs/flat stomach

The entrance had no problem accepting me inside (a phrase not said enough most of the time) the detail to the exterior part of the vagina (the “lips”, labia, vulva, clitoral hood, perineum, clitoris) (side note: thanks internet for helping perverts like me sound smart and intelligent.) is amazing; like they really sat down and try to match the details down to a t.

The look and feel of the materials was pleasing; firm exterior, soft interior.

The inside was shaped like this and from start to finish, was well worth the self-restraint from using it when I first got it. I really didn’t think I would have enjoyed it as much as I did. I also think this was one of the better JAV star based onahole I have ever had.

Included was a 12ml (~0.41 oz) of lube. EXE’s ecolotion to be exact. Not much to say here. Pretty standard, but not bad.

Now is the part we wrap this up.

• FEEL: 9/10 Firm outside, soft inside. I like alot
• MATERIAL: 10/10  Similar to Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro but better and the onahole was a lot easier to use
• AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 Under $30 before shipping. Worth the cost.
• ADDITION/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard lube, average rating
• EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 After finishing, the lube and “bodily fluid” came dripping out. I found this more hilarious than detrimental.

Final Score: 46/50 or 92%. The visual stimulation of the box and the fact that swimsuits are making their seasonal return makes for a real orgasm-inducing combination. More images

Hypnotic isn’t it? (*snap*)

Better now? You might not want to stare too long.

Shiny box…