Fairy Onahole

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/i-want-to-be-a-fairy/Pdtm_u6eRDLB75KE7XWrvRNm106lbx

If you have been frequenting this blog for a while, you may know I had recently reviewed a fairy themed onahole (link) and you may have noticed how it is kind of big despite the theme. And while I like the onahip model onaholes out there, there is just something about the “pocket pussy” designed onahole (Yes, it is redundant, I know.), and since in a way, onaholes are fairies compared to the average human, its one of the most perfect themes out there.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/virgin-fairy-onahole-p-2341.html ($31 USD)
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/toysheart-fairy-onahole/ ($32.99, now $29.69)
OtonaJP (¥2,990.00) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt698 ($42.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.5″ x 2.75″ x 2.5″) or (~14 cm x ~6.99 cm x 6.35 cm)

Packaging

She’s already wet and ready to take it all. Also, Japan Quality…I mean, I was hoping it is.

For the inflation enthusiasts out there as well as the giant enthusiasts. The tunnel even narrows towards the middle.

The classic instructions on the box.

How tight this looks (and is).

Ignoring the lack of actual features (what, were you expecting wings? I was before I saw this thing for the first time a while back), this thing looks kind of cute. But we all know where this is going, given the nature of the blog and whatnot.

Contents

15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion included.

It’s as simple as it gets. Here at least.

Petite treat!

Why I never have said that before must mean I’m going a little crazy. Well lol–

*sirens*

Nevermind. I was just going to say that there is nothing wrong with admiration of inanimate objects. Unlike most, you can derive sexual pleasure from it with low risk of injury where the sun (usually) doesn’t shine.

Product

It’s so cute, yet I know I’m gonna have a taste of that.

It’s like a little peach.

Soft to the touch, Easy to grip and lotion does not leak out too much.

Feeling

*Deep inhale followed by exhale* Time to slide in!

The feeling inside is pleasurable, ribbed/pleated, it doesn’t have a whole lot of space for air to come out of, creating a sort of vacuum effect. Tight, but not too tight where insertion is next to impossible for some out there. While holding the onahole, your hand (or partner’s hand, don’t know why I just though of that, but it may exist out there) may feel a slight bump. Those are breasts and they shall be loved regardless of size. Take care of her, and she will take care of you.

Cleaning

Clean up is easy as it gets: water and towels.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 Just the right level of tightness.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch.
• PRICE: 9/10 Doesn’t feel cheap despite the price.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet of lotion is always better than nothing.
• CLEANING: 9/10 Easy to clean. That’s it.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Simple onahole. Great for newcomers and veterans alike. If you can get past the whole looking like a corpse part, but you would most likely be looking or thinking about something else while inside. Whatever gets you off.

See you next time.

Erotic Cabin Crew

Image source: http://www.hetarchive.net/blog/2015/03/03/blog-entry-1722/

You know what I have been thinking lately? Flying, or more specifically flying via aiplane. You board a plane to go from one destination to another, and all the while, you have people (usually female, but males are out there) in uniform offering you snacks, drinks and meals during your flight. And let me tell you, some of those people really just rock that uniform. Chips and peanuts are not the only kind of snacks on display (those two are usually the only ones offered. That third kind of snack, is not for offer irl for most, what with accusations and whatnot). As for fantasy, more times than not, the third snack is offered, and the patron gladly consumes and enjoys it. This kind of snack, this onahole attempts to emulate (well…read on, you’ll see).

ToyDemon ($23.95) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt710 ($15.00 USD)
OtonaJP (¥2,140.00 currently unavailable) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/erotic-cabin-crew-onahole-p-3455.html (sold out)

Packaging

Oh yes…pantyhose and a short skirt. Big breasts are certainly a bonus

A Phillips head screwdriver’s wet dream!

A poem perhaps?

Instructions and onahole stats.

Contents

Plastic, onahole and 15 ml packet of lotion.

Product

Interesting shape…

I don’t know what is it, but the design of the onahole is quite something. Flat on one side, round on the other. Kind of a buttocks design going, but the hole is vaginal instead of anal.

Feeling

Walls of X’s and plus’s. Flesh walls if you will.

The feeling of this is quite unique. As you can see, the vagina has what looks to be several choke points shaped like plus’s and x’s. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but last time I checked, my penis head is not shaped like a Phillips head screwdriver. And the choke points are very well built. I find difficulty in trying to insert past the head of the penis. But I’m sure with continued use and time, the walls will give way and insertion with be easier.

Cleaning

SCORE:

• FEELING: 8/10 Not too had, just right.
• MATERIAL: 8/10 Holds well, good to the touch.
• PRICE: 9/10 Decent price, but not easy to find in many places.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Packet of lotion.
• CLEANING: 10/10 Easy life.

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. I like the gimmick of pretending my penis is a Phillips head screwdriver as much as the next guy, but actually using it is a different story. Not bad, but you may want to be careful.

So I say good day/ good night, just enjoy yourselves.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

Image Source: https://www.tumblr.com/search/anime%20valentine’s%20day

Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).

Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).

Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.

Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Another Preview box (this time for a good reason)/ Enjoy Box From Toysheart

Image source: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/66998283

Read: 2017 Onahole preview, same basic idea, except the package came early (I didn’t intend the joke, I swear) and one major difference.
I originally wasn’t expecting to do another Box preview, but as you will see, I just had to do this again (I wish I had recorded opening it, since it was kind of a bitch, regretting not getting a cell phone head-strap, but oh well.)

A video may help to show the size. Side note, I swear the boxes I order get bigger every time. Is the size justified? Hint: Yes it is!

“fragile?” Nice cover, but I wonder if it really is.

Another Box?! Edit: Nope, just more box flaps.

Now what exactly is in here?

Wait for it…

Ignore this for now, it will get its own review later.

Now can it be seen how huge this box is? See why the package was huge? I was certainly surprised.

The cover slips off.

Now what’s included in here?

It’s a mystery, right? Well, it is.

The haul!

The amount of potential here is incredible!

The one thing that kind of holds all this potential back is no way of knowing what the name of each onahole is. The one thing I was afraid of (the thought only popped in my head after I ordered the box.) I guess this is how the company get their old onahole models out to make room for their new onahole models (which I find is smart, give the consumer 7 onaholes, including one “deluxe big hole” all for a good price, about $13.57 USD per onahole and three small bottles of lotion, for a total of 10 items. )

I found some of the onahole interesting aesthetically, some I have never seen before, must be that really old line (or a least before onaholes became a thing for me.)

The onahole name would go here, but again, no real way of knowing without extensive research. If I don’t find the name, maybe I’ll make something work (No, that would be horrible.)

Damn light flare! Or maybe the plastic wrap makes it shine too much.

A…bumpy hole?

I take i back, there are 3 lotion BOTTLES and 2 lotion PACKETS. My bad. Also another onahole is packed with a lotion packet.

Looks familiar…

Another clear onahole…with some red inside. No idea how to feel about it. It kind of reminds me of the SevenTeen line. Edit: There appears to be no way you could stick your penis inside. Must have been a defective product.

And now the big girl! Will she one day surpass A-Chan in my heart (read: Pleasure)? Only time will tell. There’s an anal hole here too, it will be fun! Edit: It looks like around the vaginal opening is dirty despite being sealed. Must have been all that bleach.

And the lotions. I’m guessing a total of 6 oz.? Edit: It’s more like 3 oz.

Well I guess I’m going to have to do some extensive research here. If I find anything, you will see it.

Regardless, you will not be disappointed with the amount of surprise. Could have been better if the consumer could know right off the bat which onahole they could get, but I guess the other half of the fun is researching the onaholes themselves, which makes my previous statement pointless.

Fuwapuni By ToysHeart

Image source: http://yurusen.deviantart.com/art/Anime-School-Girl-320547874

Hello Again, hope I wasn’t missed to much. No reason, I just feel that I may have been gone longer than expected, could be my imagination.

Anyway, enough of that rant, let’s get to the meat of this piece: Onaholes!

ToyDemon ($29.95, now $23.95) $

http://www.kanojotoys.com/fuwapuni-onahole-p-2212.html?currency=USD (US$32)

Otonajp ($29.16, now $21.60)$

http://www.lovelovenotes.com/toys-heart-fuwapuni.html ($58)

http://hentaitoy.com/en/usa-seller-toysheart-fuwapuni-onahole ($21.42)

https://www.wanta.net/en/shop/prod_default.asp?ProdID=4169&CatID=&DepID= (HK$248)

Dimensions L x W x H (5.75″ x 2.5″ x 2.5″) or (~14.61 cm x 6.35 cm x 6.35 cm) weight: 0.73 lb or ~331.12 grams.

Panty shot in full view!

Coming from ToysHeart from their Summer 2014 line of onaholes(insert sentence where I bring up the fact that some of the onaholes here were previously released 1-2 years ago, and may or may not still be in production.), you can feel a sense of warmness from it (if not, you certainly well after use, but that’s normal, your body heat warmed up the hole. Or now that I think about it, the feeling of warmness could come from the thick socks the girl is wearing.) According to some online websites, the word “Fuwapuni” comes from a combination of the words for “fluffy” and “soft” (Fuwa- and puni respectively, I’m guessing.) The feeling inside is what’s supposed to be “fluffy” and “soft”.

Various details here. pictures from left to right: Lotion. Stroking. Cleaning.

(blurry) cross section of onahole

What I noticed about the onahole once I entered inside, was that it stretched to accommodate my member. And that the onahole is a little wider than some onaholes I’ve seen. All of this, I see as an example of an onahole that most “westerners” will have no problem fitting in to. How nice, I can really feel the love (the love from the makers of the onahole, though. Then again, maybe I just have a romanticized view of the onahole. I liked it, isn’t it obvious by now?) that went into this onahole. Much more that most others.

TL;DR: It was easy to insert myself into.

Box comes with the onahole and a Vanessa & Co. 15 ml (~0.51 oz) lotion packet.

I originally though i would have been bigger due to the box size, but now looking at it, I have no complaint. (Looking back, I could of just used old old picture of the lotion packet and no one would be able to tell the difference.)

At first look, it looks like you may not fit into the onahole. Or that the hole doesn’t stretch a whole lot. I can tell from experience: it does.

Score Time!

• FEEL: 10/10 It feels so…soft and fluffy. Pleasure all around.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, it’s so soft and fluffy.
• PRICE: 7/10 price is all over the place though…then again, it may no long
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 A packet of lotion. That’s appreciated, but I don’t feel more is needed to be said.
• EASE OF USE: 9/10 Easy to clean, easy to use.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Incredible product here. Highly recommend it. You won’t regret it.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

Image source: http://otakukart.com/animeblog/2016/02/08/12-anime-valentine-day-card-for-your-crush/5/

Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.

Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Maid in Fella by Toyheart

Image source: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/347803-post-and-ill-give-you-an-anime-maid/

After a hard day, I like to relax, sit back, load a video…and think how my life could improve. After watching some anime, I see plenty of protagonists who surround themselves with girls and women of various types and costumes. But one type in particular has caught my interest and relates to what I want to talk about: maids.

Think about it: a girl who serves you for whatever purpose you assign to her while she calls you master ( ご主人様!). All the while in a maid outfit, providing some eyecandy depending how sexy and how it brings out certain traits of her. And I’m sure I’m not the first to think this, but have you ever wondered if maids…please the master…at night…in his room…with her…heart and soul. Or maybe she uses her body in certain ways to receive praise from the master. (私を賞賛!) A maid could make one hell of a housewife if you think about it, (あなたはそれについて考えていますか？) cooking, cleaning, beauty, faith, that your pick! Also, does anyone think a master would take a maid for a wife? (マスターは、あなたがそのように私を愛していますか？) Maybe it’s more common in hentais than real life. (step, step, step) Great fantasy nonetheless (*glomp* *Squish*) Oh, right the review! (あなたの前にそれを開始します…)(*suck* *lick*)hmm…must resist…ahh!

I gotta start the review (しかし、私はちょうどしたいです…) Right, my maid, meet her. (こんにちは、私は主人の妻です)

Weight: 0.82 lb (13.12 oz or ~371.95 grams)

L x W x H: (6″ x 3″ x 2.75″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x ~6.99 cm)

Tunnel L x W: (5″ x 0.50″ max, 0.125″ min) or (12.7 cm x 1.27 cm max, ~0.32 cm min)

CoolMaleSexToy ($39.99, now $34.99)$

http://www.kanojotoys.com/maid-fella-p-2723.html (US $36)

ToyDemon ($39.95, now $35.95) $

Otonajp ($29.61)

https://jlist.com/adt681 ($45.00 USD)

http://en-nls.com/pict1-42347 (USD 36.53)

http://lovemerci.com.au/maid-in-fella-onahole.html (AU$55.00)

https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1098-maid-in-fella.html ($27.46)

http://www.toysheart.com/product/maid_in_fella.html

MyOnahole (¥2,950 JPY) $

A cutie, right? (私は名前のマスターを持っています！) …To quote a great man: “Wat dat mouf do?” (あなたは私の口を好きですか？)

This girl on the box, a real cutie and some great fap material, but the real pleasure comes from what’s inside the box.

Some tongue!

Comes with ToyHeart’s own Moisty lotion (20ml) (~0.68 oz)

You could put this in a museum and it would not be nsfw. (私はあなたが冗談を言っている願っています…)

Few minutes in and I already don’t like the lotion. Why a small amount? I mean it’s like 33% more lotion than an average single use lotion packet, but that’s still small for a bottle. Regardless, it is great and the mouth…

Close up of mouth. A tongue and some teeth can kind of be seen.

Feels better than A-One’s Superb Fella 3. I have an easier time inserting myself inside and staying inside. (*zip*). The teeth don’t feel hard, the tongue stimulates my member and the lotion included is kind of like saliva style lotion, except not as thin. And the outisde is made for a easy grip. I can imagine that right now. (*suck**suck**lick*)

Now for the results:

• FEEL: 10/10 Feels soft all around rather than both soft and firm. I like this a lot.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 TPE. Again, whatever excellent material
• AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 Varied. But wherever purchased would be a good investment.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The fact that only a little lube is given lowered this score.
• EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 However cleaning is quite simple.

Final Score:  46/50 or  92%. Even though I said this is superior in feel, (*lick**lick**suck*) it still ended up with the same score as Superb Fella 3. I guess the fact that this is a different oral onahole that makes it feel like it would get a higher score.

With that said, I will see you (*spurt**spurt**moan*)…I will see you all later. Seems like someone got my attention. (良いマスターはでしたか？). (Already best maid in my book and bag.) Looks like I could go again!

Love Shake Function by Toysheart

Image Source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/436215913882207429/

Once again we are in the summer season. Beaches, bikinis, sun and as you will see here: tans.

Have I mentioned how I go wild over tanned skin? Well I have now. But here is an exaggerated example that makes me feel anything but horny (for the tan levels, everything else does it for me.) Also, this onahole seems a little…racist?

https://www.toydemon.com/love-shake-function-masturbator ($10.95)

http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/toysheart-love-shake-function/ ($9.99, now $5.99)

http://hentaitoy.com/it/usa-seller-toysheart-love-shake-function-onahole (7,07 €)

http://prubuy.com/usa-seller-toysheart-love/sku/SEM31qzV2x4L2eGAKqgqusCSYc/ ($32.31) (WTF?!)

http://www.wantitall.co.za/USA-Seller-ToysHeart-Love-Shake-Function-Onahole__B003JQKCFK (R 698.00)

Measurements: L x W x H (6″ x 2″ x 2″) or (15.24 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm) Weight: 205g or 7.23 oz.

So is this onahole super rare or something? The price seems to fluctuate all over the place. Sold out on some sites, expensive on other sites, what’s the deal with that?

It’s the legendary white penis: Moby Dick!

“A new compact size pussy sleeve features intense stimulation. This special black colored pussy crating an intense stimulating to you”

Finally some representation for those of us who prefer girls of a darker complexion. But does it properly represent “darker” girls? Read on.

How rare; instructions on onahole use. I’ll attempt to translate: Pour lotion in onahole, Squeeze air out of onahole, Insert penis in onahole, Wash with water and spread onahole opening

If it wasn’t obvious by now, this onahole is black.

Includes your stand 15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lube.

This is no onahole. This is the opening to some space or dimension where only pleasure exists. Just keep staring.

The feel is similar to Love Shake Real but with a simple box instead of a cute anime girl. Most things are the same so we will move on. What is different however is: monster girl roleplay is possible. Or traveler being violated roleplay. Whatever your mind can think of that has to do with non-human human like whatever you can make a fetish.

• FEEL: 7/10 Same as the Love Shake Real
• MATERIAL:  7/10 see FEEL
• AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 The fact that prices vary greatly give the feeling of having a rare treasure in you hands.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Cannot emphasize any more on the importance of the lotion.
• EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 Also quiet and easy.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. Very easy to use and maintain assuming you don’t accidently spread the lotion on the outside. Also good for “pros” and amateurs alike.

Onapit (Dot) by Toysheart

So…I have bad news. The onahole I had planned to use and then review here got lost. I ordered another one, but it won’t be until the first week of next month. An unfortunate delay, but it’s this or only one review this month. I had wanted to avoid doing this, seeing as this product I had already reviewed, though it’s a variant of the following:

https://wavyturtle.wordpress.com/2015/02/28/onapit-pleats-by-toysheart/

Alot is the same, but there are differences.

Toydemon ($4.95, now $3.95) $

Coolmalesextoy ($4.99, now $3.99) $

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/ona-pit-male-masturbator/ ($4.99)

http://www.toysheart.com/product/ona_pit_dot.html

measurements: 3.425 in. x 2 in. x 2 in. (~8.7 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm) comes with a 15ml (0.5 oz) packet of lube.

The packaging is different:

It has nubs instead of pleated lines inside of it.

That’s most of the differences, here’s  the score:

• FEEL: 9/10 Dots/nubs at the shaft and nubs at the head? Not bad, a little better than pleat IMO.
• MATERIAL: 8/10 TPE is still not scary sounding
• AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 Same price, no complaints here.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Lube. Yes.
• EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 Still no fancy cleaning techniques required here.

FINAL SCORE : 43/50 or 86%. Slighter higher in rating than the previous one.

Hopefully, I will be able to review what I had originally intended to review here soon. So see you all later.

Love Shake Real by ToysHeart

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgQHk-kn0YE

Hello.

Pull up a seat. We are going down a trip down memory Lane. Not too far, only about a year or so (B.B.,  Before Blog).

One of the first onaholes I had purchased from a little site called…well, it’s not important. Anyways…

Toydemon ($10.95, now $7.95)$

http://www.toysheart.com/product/love_shake_real.html

Coolmalesextoy ($9.99, now $6.99)$

Yeah,  guess the nostalgia will affect the review. Well, don’t worry, I believe the next review will more than make up for this.

Dimensions: 6″ x 2″ x 2″ (15.24 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm)

This onahole is pretty basic, a good recommendation for starters and newcomers. It comes with a standard 15mL (~0.51 oz) packet of lube. No complaints. The entrance looks like a vagina (of course, why wouldn’t it?) Inside is your standard vagina like interior. Not bad, considering it’s supposed to be an economic onahole for customers on a budget, but want to enhance their masturbation or sexy time.

Not much more to say…so rating time?

• FEEL: 7/10 Not bad for a beginning onahole
• MATERIAL: 7/10 See FEEL
• AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 Excellent onahole for its price range
• ADDITION/BONUSES: 9/10 Lube. VERY important.
• EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 Quiet. It’s very good and underappreciated.

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. Despite not saying much about it, this onahole is good for beginners and “pros” alike.

Next time: A special cameo.

Next time!