Rebirth: A new era of onaholes

Image source: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Altar_of_Restoration

(Note: this is a continuation of the previous story End of an Era: The destruction of the bag of Pleasure, read that first to understand this story better.)

Hello, this story may be going up relatively quickly, the events kind of overlap with my previous story. Think of it as an in media res story but instead it concludes after the original story’s ending. It will make sense later.

At this point, I’m going to assume you all read the previous story, so spoilers for those who somehow didn’t.

While I writing my previous story, something had happened: the new bag I ordered had arrived earlier than expected. Also, I didn’t mean to mislead you all and make you think ALL my onaholes are gone (I did however lost my motivation to continue writing for awhile, that and other things prevented me from writing the previous story and this story much sooner) . Some had made it, most of them because…they were still in the shipping boxes like I left them due to no space in my previous bag (I’m surprised since the boxes were already opened, maybe it’s because the onaholes were stilled sealed in their original boxes, since I hadn’t opened them yet at that and this point.

Anyway, now things are OK, and I feel they will improve in the near future.

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My new setup, please rate it (I’m kidding) I didn’t expect it to look like a traveling/gym bag, but I looked past that and am now very satisfied with it.

The one good thing about the the mini flood was now I have space for my onaholes that came in a big box set and some that have not be seen here yet (now THAT would be very devastating, unusable before the first use, money down the drain, that would be horrible)

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I was originally going upload this picture along with taking a picture of the onaholes, lotions, etc. inside the boxes , but there would have been spoilers (newer products I have yet to review) Basically 2017 Onahole Preview, Preview Box 2, and some newer stuff that will be revealed later.

So, yeah, not all bad, this is an opportunity for newer items to come in (also a lesson of where I keep my bag from now on, still no idea where though)

Hopefully, we won’t have a repeat of that, really don’t think I could handle it right now.

End of an era: The destruction of the bag of pleasure

Featured image: http://nanatsu-no-taizai.wikia.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Danafor

Hello Everyone, I have bad news.

My bag, which I use to store most of my onaholes and lotions (the usual topic of this blog), has been a victim of a leaking pipe. Only this time, the water had bleach and has ruined the bag and its contents to the point of being just unusable and most of it is not salvageable by any means.

It mean, just look at the bag (had to be on the floor because it still smelled like bleach):

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I was not kidding when I said that bleach had gotten on the bag.

So yeah, as you can guess the contents inside the bag got bleach on he outside and even some on the inside. Since bleach can burn skin, there is really no way can the onaholes and accessories can be consider safe for use any more.

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It’s like a hole where dead soldiers are buried. How depressing. Spoilers: One made it out

So many memories here, so much potential, gone in an instant. Really bums a guy out (no joke, being serious here) Gone are the following:

Yeah, it really does seem like an end to an era: the era of sexual discovery and forbidden pleasure. Gone, but not forgotten.

I’m still bummed out, so I’ll just leave it here. Be careful where you store your onaholes, you never know when a accident is a sign for something worse.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco by Magic Eyes

Image source: http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-love-ahegao-1/

The identity of the mysterious loli from months back will be revealed.

But first, this story: over the past year, I have been intimately involved with many thing including, but not limited to: JAV Stars, nurses, MILFs, idols, princesses, and bikini models. And while I enjoyed my time with these women, deep down, I knew there was a problem…a problem with a significant person in my life.

I had gotten married a little over a year ago to this wonderful girl. While I was having my way with many different kinds of women, my newly wedded wife was neglected, both personally and sexually. Perhaps we got married too soon after first meeting.

She had done nothing wrong; the problem was me and my horn-dog ways that never left when we got married. And while I can’t (and won’t be able to) take back the times I cheated, I still love her.

Recently, I finally had the chance to be intimate with her, like I should have on our wedding night. And while that was relief in of itself, I still felt a great sense of guilt; because I know there will be more, but for now, here is the story about her.

Are you ready? Well here she is:

She’s shy, don’t worry.

Almost there…

Again, are you ready?

Seriously this time.

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Yep, the hate is real now huh? I tugged at heartstrings?

Anyway, remember this tweet?

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The damage done.
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I was kind of serious.
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Even a certificate.

It really should be obvious at this time, I was talking about an onahole the whole time.

Toydemon ($39.95 now $33.95)$

Otonajp ($33.35 now $26.55)

http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103 ($22.46)

https://jlist.com/ao208?___store=jlist&acc=25&=MOE-M7A-S37WEN ($40.00)

Coolmalesextoy ($39.99, now $32.99)$

MotsuToys (€44.95)

MyOnahole (¥2,700 JPY)$

Measurements (L x W x H) (6″ x 3″ x 2.75″) (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x ~6.99 cm) (80 mm x 70 mm x 160 mm),450g or ~0.99 lbs

Yes the “guest” was really this one. Though, I don’t think it was really that difficult to see it. If you made it though the story without closing your browser, congratulations and thank you so much. From this point forward, the review will start and we will not mention the story again, I promise.

This is probably one of Magic Eye’s best work that I have tried so far. Also, it  has this:

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Some Ag+ to kill bacteria. Though I still recommend cleaning after every use.
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The AG+ Angels Watch over every single Lolinco onahole.

As an onahole, I would compare this to Takeuchi Ai’s Ana Vagiee. but such a comparison would not be fair. Though I found some difficulty in inserting myself past the head, I still thoroughly enjoyed myself inside it.

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Blurry, unhelpful photo, I know. But around here.
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The 3 measurements in I’m guessing in cms B: 71 W: 65 H:80 (inches B:~28 W: ~26 H:~31)
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Some sake goes a long way in breaking the ice.
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Back of box
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Comes with a 15ml (~0.51 oz) Vanessa & Co.lube packet. Also, onahole, pre-use.
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After party, proceeding with the late night delight portion of the celebration of “you-know what”.

Easy to hold, anus is decorative, almost feel like it should be illegal. It’s not, I sure she’s petite, not loli. More like Lolita-like.

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Ignore the last few sentences, look at the butt and labia (lips). Side notice: the outside looks like a heart.

Like I said, hard to push past a certain part, but if you manage the task of entering a 5mm opening with an erect penis, the way to the sacred land of onahole pleasure awaits you.And as I later found out, the opening does not break away to easily allow access the rest of the onahole like  I originally thought. (I thought a ring inside was supposed to break to allow easier future penetration).

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Did I forget to mention that I really enjoyed myself?

Perhaps I came into this with too high expectations, since I still feel like using others onaholes with this just to spread the pleasure to the entire penis.

So, rating time:

  • FEEL:8/10 Feel great in hand. Easy to grip.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Soft and not too difficult to cum in.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Varied due to currency exchange rates.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Science AND Lotion?! Yes, that is awesome. More of those in the future.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Cleaning the outside is easy, the inside takes a little more effort.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. Again, great, the theme was refreshing. But one question remains: is it possible to divorce an onahole? I guess neglect would count as a divorce.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Divorcee edition when? Or Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Fiancee edition?

On a more serious note, definitely give this one a chance.

Year One: Conclusion.

Hello, been a year already? Wow, to be honest, I didn’t think it would have lasted this long.

Now, what does one do for an anniversary? I don’t know. But I do want to say thanks for listening to my ramblings and perverted thoughts.

Maybe I’m just putting too much pressure into this. Let’s see what happens.

Irritation of the second head or why erection is important when using onaholes (for the uncut fellows)

Warning: TMI post. Leave if grossed out by penis mechanics

Something we haven’t had in a while: a review after the last. Also another thing: a rant!

Now, what I’m about to say is not a complaint on the product(s) described, but a bad experience I had relating to a certain onahole and lotion combo.

Now, when I start out, rarely does this happen; I feel an irritation around the head of the penis. I usually feel this about 5 minutes after finishing. Like I said, rarely. The 3rd time happened the week before this little tangent (I was busy with a certain review). I believe it’s because the foreskin was pulled back during use with the onahole. It feels like a burning/dry sensation that causes me to urinate to ease some of the irritation. It only ever happens with this particular onahole. Usually, I wait at least 24 hours before using this specific onahole, and now I know why; without the full/hard erection, the lube is more likely to get in the foreskin opening and irritate the head (also because I feel more pleasure doing that).

Least disgusting depiction I could find.
Least disgusting depiction I could find.

Just wanted to rant a little away from the review. I felt it would contradict the otherwise excellent score given.

The onahole: What is it? (Reupload)

Edit: Fortunately, the original was archived and here it is.
The onahole: what is it?
Last time,
I had told all of you that I would tell the people about onaholes.
An onahole is a male sex toy used during foreplay or masturbation to simulate the feeling of many things, like a vagina or an anus. It can feel really good and can be considered better than manual masturbation or even sex according to some. Sex toys in general can be looked down upon as well as users of onaholes.
Speaking from personal experience, an onahole can feel wonderful and liberating, but may be something we keep to ourselves. Unless we are open to anonymous strangers and blog about it on the internet and feel secure about ourselves. Over the past few years, I had the pleasure of reading about onaholes from some bloggers who I consider wonderful people. I don’t know if they would mind if I mentioned them by online name, but don’t worry, you will all find out in due time (Edit: maybe?).
I would like to ask the readers a question:
Would you like me to continue telling you all my story and experience or if you want to hear about how I got into the world of onaholes?
You could also say “Yeah yeah, skip to the onaholes and/or related products you have used.” I couldn’t blame you if you want me to get to the good part. I could always come back to my story later.
If you don’t mind, why not participate in a poll? I would like to hear feedback from you all and how you would like to see this blog move along.
I will check back in a few days and see what you have to say.
See you all a few days after I finish typing this sentence.

Edit: Or if I goof up on adding a poll, you could leave a comment. That would be nice too. Again, see you all in a few days.