Punk Girl Lotion Featuring FeFe

Image Source: https://www.otonajp.com/punk-girl-lotion-featuring-fefe

Hello all. How’s it going? Hope the days get better as time goes on,getting plenty of sleep, eating right and so on. I could ramble on a bit more, but I’m sure you read the title already and may be curious about the story. I’ll just get to it then. One more thing: have I really not reviewed a lotion in so long? It feels like 2.5 to almost 3 years unless I’m mistaken. My format has changed since then, so please bear if it gets a bit rough at times. Thank you for understanding.

Right, here is the part where I would usually say something among the lines of ‘Hey all, I’m here tonight with a new product(s) from my friends over at …’. And if you thought that I only do sponsored reviews nowadays, I don’t blame you. It felt like I was going somewhere in the world of onaholes. Anyways, the point is this is not like a sponsored review, but it is something that caught my eye in several different ways.

I like many people on the internet, have been at home more frequently, watching videos (let’s play, documentaries, etc.) and I have noticed a phenomenon that has been going on for a while. They are like the people in those videos, only instead of a real person on the screen, they are virtual avatars, a group of beings known as VTubers. Characters that can come in 2d or 3d modeled varieties, are anywhere between anime-like to straight up uncanny valley territory. Many are streamers, you may have seen clips either floating around or recommended to you. While there are many groups and companies involved in the business, I’m just here to focus on one particular one. Why? You’ll see why (Note: my knowledge is limited in the following paragraph, I try to get as much as I know down as accurately as possible).

CovFeFe or “Fefe” is one of these so called VTubers. She has a look and design that has been described by many as punk: You know, dark clothes, piercings, tattoos, short, possibly dyed hair, etc. From what I have seen and been shown, she tends to be silent most of the time, though expressive throughout her videos. In short, she may be someone’s waifu, though that’s no surprise. And as you may have guessed, she recently had a collab with the onahole producer OtonaJP in releasing a lotion and (this is my speculation here) possibly an onahole down the line, as have been rumored and I don’t believe has been debunked yet. Long short short, that’s why I’m here tonight.

OtonaJP ($10.20)


The lotion in question. And at 360 ml, you will have plenty of lotion to enjoy your favorite onaholes with.
I think they got the character design as close to the “real” one.


Pours out easy.

Right, so the feeling of the lotion. First, it flows easily, meaning I won’t need to squeeze the bottle too hard. Just a little squeeze and I get more than enough lotion for my session. This lotion allows easy sliding and entering your favorite onahole. Since you get plenty per squeeze, you don’t have to worry about it drying up, though do be careful, since it is really easy to go overboard.


Washes out easy and dries up with little to no leftover residue.


  • FEEL: 9/10 So easy to slip and slide inside my onaholes.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Perfectly affordable and you get plenty of bang for your buck.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Cleans and dries quick and easy.
  • EFFECTIVENESS: 9/10 This lotion made using harder to use onaholes more bearable and enjoyable.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Again, don’t need to squeeze too hard to get a good amount of lotion.

Final Score: 47/50 or 94%. Overall, a great lotion. The collab, I believe really helps broaden the appeal to multiple audiences. From streamer subscribers to adult toy enthusiasts, this lotion bring everyone (of legal age) together in peace, harmony and pleasure. And with that said, I will see you all again later with who knows what. Until next time.

Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/taimanin-asagi-zero-miseijyuku-no-bijyo.html

Hello, it’s ya boy, once again checking in with the latest in onaholes and accessories. And once again, I bring you a wonderful onahole from my friends over at Motsutoys.com.

Tonight’s onahole is based on a popular eroge series that was also turned into several spinoffs as well as hentai and live action adaptions: Taimanin. I believe there are also several other games, like a mobile gacha game and a card battle game to name a few. For those unfamiliar with the series, it’s about the Taimanin, a group of superhuman magical ninjas who are trained to fight and eliminate corruption and injustice from both demons and evil humans alike. So basically a huge crime-fighting force. And as you may have guessed, the series hits several fetishes and niches, like bodysuits and tentacles being common to hardcore fetishes like mind break and rape. I even started watching the hentai (been in my downloads all this time, what a time to start right? Though I had watched some of the spinoffs, so I’m excited to see where it all started). Bottom line: I recommend the series, but you probably didn’t come here to hear hentai / eroge recommendations, you want to hear about the onahole, and this onahole in particular (yes, of course there are several, why not?).

Motsutoys (€49.95) $

ToyDemon ($43.95) $

OtonaJp ($38.16) $

https://www.abangsextoys.com/PXPXP-taimanin-asagi-zero-onahole (RM198.00)


As you may have guessed, our character tonight is Asagi Igawa, poster girl for this series and all round hot ninja babe.
Cross section. Showing three points.
I guessing this is the bio with some artwork and information on the character.
Now this is a welcome surprise: the outfit is molded on to the onahole. You don’t usually see that, but it depends on theme and manufacturer.


The usual contents in an onahole box.
No you are not seeing things: this is a packet of lotion, not a condom. Though that would be interesting to see happen one day.
The onahole itself is double bagged.


Like I mentioned earlier, the outfit is molded on the onahole. Nice attention to detail I got to say.
Quite shapely.
It may be hard to see, but even the sides of the outfit were molded. They’re a kind of mesh design.
More mesh here.
Kind of looks to be a tighter fit, right? Well it depends. It’s great either way.


The tunnel of the onahole.

Right, now that I have finished appreciating the aesthetic,for now at least, let’s get back to the review. The vaginal tunnel was not a tight fit in my experience. The nub-like texture really added to the pleasure as I could feel it against my member. Gripping and handling were no problems, and I believe the breasts played a part in that.


Cleaning was easy and hassle free. Just water and towels.


  • FEELING: 9/10 The tunnel really holds you firmly and you can feel the texture.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch and easy to hold on to.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Price is varied online and there are several good sources to purchase from.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Having a lotion packet is great, but a packet of lotion that looks like a condom is pretty interesting.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy to wash and clean.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Great onahole, great collaboration. I also find onaholes based on IPs or people really interesting, usually works out well in my opinion and my previous experiences. These companies do not disappoint.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo

I want to once thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. I Hope to see you all again soon.

Monster Girl Quest

Image Source: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/5335090-monster-girl-quest-alice-monster-lord-nsfw

Hello, how life been treating all of you? Me? It’s been keeping me busy in many ways. But with that time away from the life I knew made me want to come back to blogging about onaholes and the like (Seriously. Is that a problem?). Full story either coming soon or it may already be up by the time this post comes up.

Right, with that said, let’s talk monster girls. They are exotic looking, they may offer a pleasure that cannot be achieved with a human female, they may even eat us (Don’t judge me, I’ve seen stranger fetishes on the internet). And they are a fantasy that allows us to think outside of our reality.

Specifically, I am talking about a game: Monster Girl Quest.

Not a sponsored post. Though I am available to talk, just saying.

An eroge where you play the hero, Luka and travel the world, meet new friends, make allies and seek power to defeat the evil monster lord. Oh and the monsters you fight throughout the game are quite horny and will rape and/or kill any foolish , unblessed human who dares approach their domain, though rape happens most of the time. And the sex ranges from to die for to you saying “I don’t need or want anything else” (This is not a plot summary, it’s been a while since I seen gameplay and I’m sure there is a lot I’m missing, but I can say go play it. It looks like a good time or two.) There are also spinoffs, retellings, and most importantly, a two episode hentai OVA, because of course it would happen.

The hentai is basically scenes where our hero Luka, is continuously “bedded” by various monster girl species. There is a story, but with only two episodes, not a lot of time to tell and show sex scenes. Three particular monster girls that shown up and are the subjects of this review are Alma Elma, a succubus and one of the four heavenly knights who serves the monster lord, Erubetie, a slime and also one of the four heavenly knights alongside Alma Elma, and a new character introduced called Minagi, basically Lucifer and mastermind behind the OVAs’ events.

And like many hentai, we get some onaholes based on the characters.

Alma Elma:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-alma-elma-p-4940.html ($49)
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-erubetie-p-4969.html ($49)
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-minagi-p-4939.html ($49)
Dimensions: L x W x H (5.12″ x 4.41″ x 2.56″) or (13 cm x 11.2 cm x 6.5cm)


Alma Elma






For future reference, the onaholes share their color with their boxes. So Alma Elma is purple, Erubetie is blue, and Minagi is pink.






Alma Elma:

The entrance  and first chokepoint is pleated. After that , the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt loosest of the three.


The entrance and first chokepoint are covered in what looks like droplet shaped nubs. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ridged shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt tightest of the three.


The entrance and first chokepoint is pleated and at an angle. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt like a middle ground between looser and tighter of the three.


Cleaning is so easy and problem free. Whether you got a special cloth for cleaning or some paper towels and a utensil.

Since I can’t seem to choose one over the other, I will grade them all in one score since it will all be the same more or less.


  • FEELING: 8/10 All are tight but quite accommodating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and firm. Not rough at all.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A fair price and you can’t go wrong with choosing any of them.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Packet of lotion goes a long way. An excellent standard to have.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy clean up. Nothing more needs to be said.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Monster girls, check. Onaholes, check. Hentai, check. An excellent combo for last night pleasure, triple check. Absolutely no complaints here.

Stay safe out there, we are all in this together (And no, this is not High School musical and last time I checked, I am not a celebrity, I am an average Joe like the rest of the world.) See ya next time.

Toydemon x ToysHeart Vanessa & co Shape up lotion

Image source: http://blog.toydemon.com/2014/01/2014-new-years-gift-box-from-toysheart/

Warning: Quick review since there isn’t much to say.

A while ago, Makers of some of your favorite onaholes, ToysHeart collaborated with online Imported Adult novelty boutique Toydemon to make a lotion/lubricant for use by hand or onahole; and it was good, it did not disappoint. Judging by the name, it was to be sold as a exclusive product from Toydemon (obviously). And did this duo make one hell of a lotion.

Toydemon ($7.95, now $6.95)$


(side note: out of curiosity, I found that  other online stores say they sell this, but it shows the Vanessa & co 200mL lotion.)

Many similarities with the 200mL bottle; here is where it is different.

It comes in a 100mL (3.4 oz) bottle, about 53% of the price on Toydemon before shipping (not too bad.). Specifications are as follows: 4.5″ (11.43 cm) x 2″ (5.08 cm) x 1.25″ (2.54 cm) L x W x H. Felt better than the 200mL lotion IMO. I can see the praise it receives is well deserved. According to Toydemon’s blog, it was the lotion used on the topic of their post.

Link: http://blog.toydemon.com/2014/08/toydemons-half-way-best-of-2014/

Great lotion, too bad it’s harder to get your hands on one. I got it back last year, now I don’t know why  waited so long.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Slightly better than the Vanessa & co 200ml lotion.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 It’s good, whatever it is.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Not too much and returns the investment by at least 1.5 times.
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 9/10 Because production seemed to have ended. (probably was a summer promotion last year…)
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 Can drip out the onahole and be as frustrated as the Vanessa & co lotion (I think it’s safe to say you all know this already.)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It really compliments any ToysHeart onahole. Or any onahole in general.

…Huh, wasn’t as short as I originally thought it would be.

Next time…you know the drill.

Seductive Juicy Tits-The Hole by Tamatoys

Image source: http://i.imgur.com/uNSUx.png


Hello everyone, how is everything.

Me? Good, good. Life happened. Yeah…

Well, I won’t bore you all with the details, let’s get to our topic today/tonight: Booty!

Lemmy face

That’s right, I am back! And I will discuss anal onaholes. Like many onaholes, it is shaped to a women’s (or man’s, no judgement here) anus/butt/booty/ass/culata/尻/arse whatever you call it. Bottom line: the entrance and inside is designed to simulate anal pentration. 


Our product:

Toydemon (was $35.95, now $20.95) $

http://hentaitoy.com/the-hole-4904.html (404)

Dimensions: 5.25″ x 2.75″ x 2.25″ (~14.61 cm x ~6.99 cm x ~5.72 cm)

And I gotta say: wow…really blew my mind (and my load sorry, couldn’t resist.)


(Did the resizing work? It was smaller originally. Also, couldn’t get a better picture) Never mind that, I did find a good image.

The blurry image was supposed to show the insides of the onahole. Anyway, this was the anal onahole I tried. And I like every minute of it; also, I use onaholes again, kind of been too lazy lately.


The entrance was easy to enter; this come as a real surprise (excitement and expectations really can make a man hard I guess combined with the fact that it looks kind of small ). The bump past the entrance (I don’t want to think what that could be, until the butt is supposed to feel like that, I wouldn’t know.) really add to the experience and pleasure. A choke point is in the middle (risky for many, but executed well here. A 3D textured chamber ends the penile exploration into this onahole; don’t know too much about that.The onahole stretches like many do as well; a standard rule I’m guessing.


The size of the onahole is decent, sized to be gripped during use. Also has breasts, I thought they looked a little saggy (but since it’s supposed to be a MILF and it’s based on the hentai manga called Seductive Juicy Tits (surprised?)and was adaped into a live-action JAV (that surprised me), I guess this design choice made sense.) Now that I think about it, I like the design. The manga artist is Toguchi Masaya by the way. Never read one of his work, now I’m interested.


The onahole also comes with a 120 mL (~4.06 oz) bottle of Serious lotion MILF version (don’t know about the original version I may have the original version,I’ll get into it another night, but this one is retained by the onahole, which is a plus.) Apparently it’s a limited edition onahole (as of this writing, is still being sold.)

So, let’s wrap this up

  • FEEL: 9/10 Wonderful feel; it’s firm
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 The firmness makes it feel stimulating
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 currently on sale in one of the links and regular price on the other is not much more, so great time to buy one.
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 9/10 120 mL lotion included is one of the bigger inclusions with an onahole.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50. 92% I have now learned how to love the booty.
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Song and video do not belong to me and is of the original content creator’s (Someone else’s in other words)

Hope it don’t too long to post another review. Again, it’s great to be back.

Happy Singles’ Day. Or Onahole day if you have that. (Valentine’s Day for everyone else.)

Time of this writing: 12:00 am, Feb. 14.

Hello everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

How are you all doing? Going on a date with a significant other? Staying home, watching Netflix all night because you are single this year? You do you. I will do me as well. No real plans, perhaps stay home, watch a movie or two, play an eroge or three, watch a hentai I’ve been wanting to watch for a while now. But don’t feel bad for me, I’m sure many people are planning to do the same. Maybe I’ll try “something” new, like an onahole I’ve not used yet. You know what they say: “To love others, you gotta love yourself…” or something like that.

I know I won’t be bored, since I got all these to entertain me.

Note: I am not bragging, I just want to share my collection, and I’m sure no one minds.




Collection as of Feb. 2015.

Also, yay! My camera works now, but my photos are still kinda crap…

Oh yeah, fun times for many months to come.

Fun game: any one wants to guess which onahole or product will be reviewed? How about spot the “westie” toy(hint: the newpaper doesn’t count.)? Any onahole connoisseurs want to guess/name the not yet reviewed(as of this writing) onaholes? And how about guess which onahole I will use later on tonight (pm)?

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Actually, I may fap twice this day, don’t feel that’s a challenge. Them anime valentines image can get you.

Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro by Toysheart, the poll result, and other shenanigans

Image source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/195977021256342152/. Originally from: gensodo.web.fc2.com

Based on the poll, the one and only result was “get to the good part!” I hear you o one anonymous voice that decided my destiny! (Nice transition right?)

My regret is asking for opinions too early, I will work on the timing, don’t worry.

That is all.

…Oh that’s right, I got a review I wanted to post on this blog, so here it is!

I would feel confident if my camera didn’t (SPOILER: STRONG LANGUAGE AHEAD AND IN THE FUTURE) (btw if you ignored the big spoiler line, good luck!) crap out on me and not take the photos I wanted to upload! An online photo (or several) may suffice under I get a new camera or phone.

Enough ranting, here it is: Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro

Sites I found it in:

ToyDemon ($24.95) (discontinued)

http://www.kanojotoys.com/costume-princess-chihiro-aoi-p-502.html (sold out)

http://www.Amazon.com (unavailable)

Purchased it in the first link.


Looks nice, right?  I thought so too until, well, to be honest, I did not feel completely satisfied with it but it’s ok.


I did not feel like I could fit inside of it (to be fair, it is an onahole and I am referred to as a “westie”. The most I could fit was the tip (the onahole entrance/ nubby part) and couldn’t enter the 3D twisted and more nubby part (the best part) As of this writing, I believe my stats are average and I’m uncut, will confirm actual size later (maybe).

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This is the part I am talking about. I had it in my collection for a while and I was excited to use it, only for the thought “if I wanted to only go this far, I would use a disposable onahole or “head” stimulator according to some sites. The smell is not too powerful, which is good, some mind a strong smell and it isn’t sticky when applying lube. So yeah, kind of  hyped for this one but let’s continue

I read it was produced and sold starting from 2008 and was discontinued in early 2014, so I was lucky to have purchased one back in late 2013 (but am I really lucky? I wish I knew).

I couldn’t find it’s specifications (L x W x H) so here is an unhelpful image.

Edit: According to the box: 115 mm (length?) (about 4.5 inches) 245g (0.5 lbs or 8 oz).

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It was produced by Toysheart in collaboration with a JAV studio (further research says the studio is called Earth Planning) for a DVD called Costume Princess, hence the name.  The material is called Pure Powder, it feel firmer compared to other onaholes I had in the past, but good nonetheless. It also come with Toysheart’s own Vanessa and Co. lotion, which feels good, as any good onahole is almost nothing without lube ( and a little water, if necessary).

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A bottle of lube, as well as the specific one I’m talking about, but imagine a little tube like packet that contains 15 ml (about 0.5 oz) instead of 200 ml (about 6.76 oz) which the bottle contains.

My scoring system is divided into 5 categories from 1 to 10 points : Feel, make or material, average price, additions or bonuses and 1-10 scale of how easy or hard it is to maintain and use. (If this system sound familiar, please tell me, I would not like to be copying anyone who uses this system for their blog, if I did, I apologize.)

Anyway, crappy rating system V.0.01 go!

FEEL: 5/10 It felt rough after using it for too long in one session and firmer than most onaholes I tried in the past.

MATERIAL: 7/10 very little to complain about. it’s different, but not bad.

AVERAGE PRICE: 7/10 about $24.95 before counting shipping. A decent price for a somewhat decent onahole.

ADDITION/BONUS: 8/10 A pretty standard packet of lube, can’t really rate it any higher. Little would surpass this I guess.

Ease of use and maintenance: 8 (8/10): Little to no problem using or cleaning (especially cleaning, I already talked about use.

Final score: 35/50 or 70%. Pretty decent. I’m not saying to not get it, assuming it is still available online. It’s just my opinion and I have little to no credibility, so take it with a pinch of salt, or not. It’s your adventure, do it how you wish.

So yeah, see ya next time when I may review something good or a little better than this, only time will tell.