Monster Girl Quest

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Hello, how life been treating all of you? Me? It’s been keeping me busy in many ways. But with that time away from the life I knew made me want to come back to blogging about onaholes and the like (Seriously. Is that a problem?). Full story either coming soon or it may already be up by the time this post comes up.

Right, with that said, let’s talk monster girls. They are exotic looking, they may offer a pleasure that cannot be achieved with a human female, they may even eat us (Don’t judge me, I’ve seen stranger fetishes on the internet). And they are a fantasy that allows us to think outside of our reality.

Specifically, I am talking about a game: Monster Girl Quest.

Not a sponsored post. Though I am available to talk, just saying.

An eroge where you play the hero, Luka and travel the world, meet new friends, make allies and seek power to defeat the evil monster lord. Oh and the monsters you fight throughout the game are quite horny and will rape and/or kill any foolish , unblessed human who dares approach their domain, though rape happens most of the time. And the sex ranges from to die for to you saying “I don’t need or want anything else” (This is not a plot summary, it’s been a while since I seen gameplay and I’m sure there is a lot I’m missing, but I can say go play it. It looks like a good time or two.) There are also spinoffs, retellings, and most importantly, a two episode hentai OVA, because of course it would happen.

The hentai is basically scenes where our hero Luka, is continuously “bedded” by various monster girl species. There is a story, but with only two episodes, not a lot of time to tell and show sex scenes. Three particular monster girls that shown up and are the subjects of this review are Alma Elma, a succubus and one of the four heavenly knights who serves the monster lord, Erubetie, a slime and also one of the four heavenly knights alongside Alma Elma, and a new character introduced called Minagi, basically Lucifer and mastermind behind the OVAs’ events.

And like many hentai, we get some onaholes based on the characters.

Alma Elma:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $ ($49)
ToyDemon ($34.95) $ ($49)
ToyDemon ($34.95) $ ($49)
Dimensions: L x W x H (5.12″ x 4.41″ x 2.56″) or (13 cm x 11.2 cm x 6.5cm)


Alma Elma






For future reference, the onaholes share their color with their boxes. So Alma Elma is purple, Erubetie is blue, and Minagi is pink.






Alma Elma:

The entrance  and first chokepoint is pleated. After that , the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt loosest of the three.


The entrance and first chokepoint are covered in what looks like droplet shaped nubs. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ridged shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt tightest of the three.


The entrance and first chokepoint is pleated and at an angle. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt like a middle ground between looser and tighter of the three.


Cleaning is so easy and problem free. Whether you got a special cloth for cleaning or some paper towels and a utensil.

Since I can’t seem to choose one over the other, I will grade them all in one score since it will all be the same more or less.


  • FEELING: 8/10 All are tight but quite accommodating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and firm. Not rough at all.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A fair price and you can’t go wrong with choosing any of them.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Packet of lotion goes a long way. An excellent standard to have.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy clean up. Nothing more needs to be said.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Monster girls, check. Onaholes, check. Hentai, check. An excellent combo for last night pleasure, triple check. Absolutely no complaints here.

Stay safe out there, we are all in this together (And no, this is not High School musical and last time I checked, I am not a celebrity, I am an average Joe like the rest of the world.) See ya next time.

Toydemon x ToysHeart Vanessa & co Shape up lotion

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Warning: Quick review since there isn’t much to say.

A while ago, Makers of some of your favorite onaholes, ToysHeart collaborated with online Imported Adult novelty boutique Toydemon to make a lotion/lubricant for use by hand or onahole; and it was good, it did not disappoint. Judging by the name, it was to be sold as a exclusive product from Toydemon (obviously). And did this duo make one hell of a lotion.

Toydemon ($7.95, now $6.95)$


(side note: out of curiosity, I found that  other online stores say they sell this, but it shows the Vanessa & co 200mL lotion.)

Many similarities with the 200mL bottle; here is where it is different.

It comes in a 100mL (3.4 oz) bottle, about 53% of the price on Toydemon before shipping (not too bad.). Specifications are as follows: 4.5″ (11.43 cm) x 2″ (5.08 cm) x 1.25″ (2.54 cm) L x W x H. Felt better than the 200mL lotion IMO. I can see the praise it receives is well deserved. According to Toydemon’s blog, it was the lotion used on the topic of their post.


Great lotion, too bad it’s harder to get your hands on one. I got it back last year, now I don’t know why  waited so long.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Slightly better than the Vanessa & co 200ml lotion.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 It’s good, whatever it is.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Not too much and returns the investment by at least 1.5 times.
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 9/10 Because production seemed to have ended. (probably was a summer promotion last year…)
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 Can drip out the onahole and be as frustrated as the Vanessa & co lotion (I think it’s safe to say you all know this already.)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It really compliments any ToysHeart onahole. Or any onahole in general.

…Huh, wasn’t as short as I originally thought it would be.

Next time…you know the drill.

Seductive Juicy Tits-The Hole by Tamatoys

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Hello everyone, how is everything.

Me? Good, good. Life happened. Yeah…

Well, I won’t bore you all with the details, let’s get to our topic today/tonight: Booty!

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That’s right, I am back! And I will discuss anal onaholes. Like many onaholes, it is shaped to a women’s (or man’s, no judgement here) anus/butt/booty/ass/culata/尻/arse whatever you call it. Bottom line: the entrance and inside is designed to simulate anal pentration. 


Our product:

Toydemon (was $35.95, now $20.95) $ (404)

Dimensions: 5.25″ x 2.75″ x 2.25″ (~14.61 cm x ~6.99 cm x ~5.72 cm)

And I gotta say: wow…really blew my mind (and my load sorry, couldn’t resist.)


(Did the resizing work? It was smaller originally. Also, couldn’t get a better picture) Never mind that, I did find a good image.

The blurry image was supposed to show the insides of the onahole. Anyway, this was the anal onahole I tried. And I like every minute of it; also, I use onaholes again, kind of been too lazy lately.


The entrance was easy to enter; this come as a real surprise (excitement and expectations really can make a man hard I guess combined with the fact that it looks kind of small ). The bump past the entrance (I don’t want to think what that could be, until the butt is supposed to feel like that, I wouldn’t know.) really add to the experience and pleasure. A choke point is in the middle (risky for many, but executed well here. A 3D textured chamber ends the penile exploration into this onahole; don’t know too much about that.The onahole stretches like many do as well; a standard rule I’m guessing.


The size of the onahole is decent, sized to be gripped during use. Also has breasts, I thought they looked a little saggy (but since it’s supposed to be a MILF and it’s based on the hentai manga called Seductive Juicy Tits (surprised?)and was adaped into a live-action JAV (that surprised me), I guess this design choice made sense.) Now that I think about it, I like the design. The manga artist is Toguchi Masaya by the way. Never read one of his work, now I’m interested.


The onahole also comes with a 120 mL (~4.06 oz) bottle of Serious lotion MILF version (don’t know about the original version I may have the original version,I’ll get into it another night, but this one is retained by the onahole, which is a plus.) Apparently it’s a limited edition onahole (as of this writing, is still being sold.)

So, let’s wrap this up

  • FEEL: 9/10 Wonderful feel; it’s firm
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 The firmness makes it feel stimulating
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 currently on sale in one of the links and regular price on the other is not much more, so great time to buy one.
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 9/10 120 mL lotion included is one of the bigger inclusions with an onahole.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50. 92% I have now learned how to love the booty.
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Song and video do not belong to me and is of the original content creator’s (Someone else’s in other words)

Hope it don’t too long to post another review. Again, it’s great to be back.

Happy Singles’ Day. Or Onahole day if you have that. (Valentine’s Day for everyone else.)

Time of this writing: 12:00 am, Feb. 14.

Hello everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

How are you all doing? Going on a date with a significant other? Staying home, watching Netflix all night because you are single this year? You do you. I will do me as well. No real plans, perhaps stay home, watch a movie or two, play an eroge or three, watch a hentai I’ve been wanting to watch for a while now. But don’t feel bad for me, I’m sure many people are planning to do the same. Maybe I’ll try “something” new, like an onahole I’ve not used yet. You know what they say: “To love others, you gotta love yourself…” or something like that.

I know I won’t be bored, since I got all these to entertain me.

Note: I am not bragging, I just want to share my collection, and I’m sure no one minds.




Collection as of Feb. 2015.

Also, yay! My camera works now, but my photos are still kinda crap…

Oh yeah, fun times for many months to come.

Fun game: any one wants to guess which onahole or product will be reviewed? How about spot the “westie” toy(hint: the newpaper doesn’t count.)? Any onahole connoisseurs want to guess/name the not yet reviewed(as of this writing) onaholes? And how about guess which onahole I will use later on tonight (pm)?

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Actually, I may fap twice this day, don’t feel that’s a challenge. Them anime valentines image can get you.

Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro by Toysheart, the poll result, and other shenanigans

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Based on the poll, the one and only result was “get to the good part!” I hear you o one anonymous voice that decided my destiny! (Nice transition right?)

My regret is asking for opinions too early, I will work on the timing, don’t worry.

That is all.

…Oh that’s right, I got a review I wanted to post on this blog, so here it is!

I would feel confident if my camera didn’t (SPOILER: STRONG LANGUAGE AHEAD AND IN THE FUTURE) (btw if you ignored the big spoiler line, good luck!) crap out on me and not take the photos I wanted to upload! An online photo (or several) may suffice under I get a new camera or phone.

Enough ranting, here it is: Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro

Sites I found it in:

ToyDemon ($24.95) (discontinued) (sold out) (unavailable)

Purchased it in the first link.


Looks nice, right?  I thought so too until, well, to be honest, I did not feel completely satisfied with it but it’s ok.


I did not feel like I could fit inside of it (to be fair, it is an onahole and I am referred to as a “westie”. The most I could fit was the tip (the onahole entrance/ nubby part) and couldn’t enter the 3D twisted and more nubby part (the best part) As of this writing, I believe my stats are average and I’m uncut, will confirm actual size later (maybe).

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This is the part I am talking about. I had it in my collection for a while and I was excited to use it, only for the thought “if I wanted to only go this far, I would use a disposable onahole or “head” stimulator according to some sites. The smell is not too powerful, which is good, some mind a strong smell and it isn’t sticky when applying lube. So yeah, kind of  hyped for this one but let’s continue

I read it was produced and sold starting from 2008 and was discontinued in early 2014, so I was lucky to have purchased one back in late 2013 (but am I really lucky? I wish I knew).

I couldn’t find it’s specifications (L x W x H) so here is an unhelpful image.

Edit: According to the box: 115 mm (length?) (about 4.5 inches) 245g (0.5 lbs or 8 oz).

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It was produced by Toysheart in collaboration with a JAV studio (further research says the studio is called Earth Planning) for a DVD called Costume Princess, hence the name.  The material is called Pure Powder, it feel firmer compared to other onaholes I had in the past, but good nonetheless. It also come with Toysheart’s own Vanessa and Co. lotion, which feels good, as any good onahole is almost nothing without lube ( and a little water, if necessary).

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A bottle of lube, as well as the specific one I’m talking about, but imagine a little tube like packet that contains 15 ml (about 0.5 oz) instead of 200 ml (about 6.76 oz) which the bottle contains.

My scoring system is divided into 5 categories from 1 to 10 points : Feel, make or material, average price, additions or bonuses and 1-10 scale of how easy or hard it is to maintain and use. (If this system sound familiar, please tell me, I would not like to be copying anyone who uses this system for their blog, if I did, I apologize.)

Anyway, crappy rating system V.0.01 go!

FEEL: 5/10 It felt rough after using it for too long in one session and firmer than most onaholes I tried in the past.

MATERIAL: 7/10 very little to complain about. it’s different, but not bad.

AVERAGE PRICE: 7/10 about $24.95 before counting shipping. A decent price for a somewhat decent onahole.

ADDITION/BONUS: 8/10 A pretty standard packet of lube, can’t really rate it any higher. Little would surpass this I guess.

Ease of use and maintenance: 8 (8/10): Little to no problem using or cleaning (especially cleaning, I already talked about use.

Final score: 35/50 or 70%. Pretty decent. I’m not saying to not get it, assuming it is still available online. It’s just my opinion and I have little to no credibility, so take it with a pinch of salt, or not. It’s your adventure, do it how you wish.

So yeah, see ya next time when I may review something good or a little better than this, only time will tell.