Love Shake Function by Toysheart

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Once again we are in the summer season. Beaches, bikinis, sun and as you will see here: tans.

Have I mentioned how I go wild over tanned skin? Well I have now. But here is an exaggerated example that makes me feel anything but horny (for the tan levels, everything else does it for me.) Also, this onahole seems a little…racist? ($10.95) ($9.99, now $5.99) (7,07 €) ($32.31) (WTF?!) (R 698.00)

Measurements: L x W x H (6″ x 2″ x 2″) or (15.24 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm) Weight: 205g or 7.23 oz.

So is this onahole super rare or something? The price seems to fluctuate all over the place. Sold out on some sites, expensive on other sites, what’s the deal with that?

It’s the legendary white penis: Moby Dick!
“A new compact size pussy sleeve features intense stimulation. This special black colored pussy crating an intense stimulating to you”

Finally some representation for those of us who prefer girls of a darker complexion. But does it properly represent “darker” girls? Read on.

How rare; instructions on onahole use. I’ll attempt to translate: Pour lotion in onahole, Squeeze air out of onahole, Insert penis in onahole, Wash with water and spread onahole opening


If it wasn’t obvious by now, this onahole is black.

Includes your stand 15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lube.
This is no onahole. This is the opening to some space or dimension where only pleasure exists. Just keep staring.

The feel is similar to Love Shake Real but with a simple box instead of a cute anime girl. Most things are the same so we will move on. What is different however is: monster girl roleplay is possible. Or traveler being violated roleplay. Whatever your mind can think of that has to do with non-human human like whatever you can make a fetish.

  • FEEL: 7/10 Same as the Love Shake Real
  • MATERIAL:  7/10 see FEEL
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 The fact that prices vary greatly give the feeling of having a rare treasure in you hands.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Cannot emphasize any more on the importance of the lotion.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 Also quiet and easy.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. Very easy to use and maintain assuming you don’t accidently spread the lotion on the outside. Also good for “pros” and amateurs alike.

Anal Wife Beyond by Ride Japan

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Has it been a while? I don’t know but…butt time again.

Yes, anal. It has been a while since we have seen a anal type onahole. A little overdue if you ask me, but I had to wait for the right opportunity (translation: I was being lazy and kind of poor in terms of spending money).
Toydemon (was $13.95, now $10.95)$ (11,29 €)

Measurements L x W x H (5″ x 2.5″ x 2.25″) or (12.7 cm x 6.35 cm x ~5.72 cm) Weight 8.50 oz or ~240.97 g.

So what we got today (or whenever you read this) is a onahole by the name of Anal Wife Beyond. Again, anal theme with a womanly box cover.

Stare into the abyss of anal pleasure
I’m sure she’s talking about her ass
Very stretchy.
Goodness, look at that interior…

And I got to say: I enjoyed this onahole even more than Seductive Juicy Tits, something I previously though too difficult to do.

Edit 06/15/2016: So I lost the original half of this review and will now attempt to recreate as much as possible.

As  I was saying, I enjoyed this onahole more than the Seductive Juicy Tits. Inserting myself was easier(I would be surprised at this, but remember: MILF booty), no mystery bumpy interior, more of a…fleshy feel? The middle narrows for a tighter feel, and stretches to accommodate a variety of sizes.


An excerpt from a description online:

“The entrance of Anal Wife Beyond has many vein and skin wrinkle looking textures to get you excited.”

Now I don’t know about all of you, but veins and flesh are not my fetishes. However, the veins hold a purpose: to make it easier to hold during use. Also, I guess my fetish would be onaholes. Can onaholes be a fetish? I’m sure it can be.

You ever have a packet of lotion give you the bedroom eyes and in mid-strip? Well, you have now!

Comes with a 12ml (~0.41 oz) packet of lotion. his packet has everything: virgins, big boobies, loli girls, unzipped jean shorts, stockings. But one thing gets me: it says virgin and the girl on the box is probably in her 20’s. Could this mean this girl was an anal virgin before marrying you? If that’s the case, no wonder her ass was tighter than the MILF in your neighborhood (you know the one or do you?) who has, according to rumors, has seduced many young men with her large breasts and nice ass. An anal neighborhood bicycle if you will. (or at least in your dreams). All kidding aside, I still enjoy the MILF hole to this day.

I feel a disturbance, so I will wrap this up.

  • FEEL: 9/10 Even if it is better than Seductive Juicy Tits, it is not perfect.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 This TPE stuff is great
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 Much more affordable, and feel better than Seductive Juicy Tits. And for a lower price: even better.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 The lotion is great. It works.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 Less lotion on my hands after use and during cleaning? Makes the process a lot easier.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. When the booty makes you come again and again to cum again and again, you should put a ring on it. Or in this case, you already did.

Oh yeah, one more thing:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Have a great night.