Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

Image Source: https://thesenpaiking.com/cheesy-and-romantic-valentines-day-cards/

Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

Image source: https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/valentines-day

Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

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Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
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I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
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It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.

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I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Ag+ lotion Rose 300 ml

Image source: https://www.tumblr.com/search/anime%20roses

A rose by any other name smells just as sweet, but what if we extract that smell and apply to a lotion?

https://www.toydemon.com/ag-rose-lotion-300ml ($11.95, now $11.59 sold out)

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Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (I could swear I had mentioned this before, but I can’t remember when or where at this moment.)

Anyways, this lotion doesn’t have a very strong smell, light, but still noticeable. It  does its work well, seeing as I had not noticed any other smell during use with an onahole. I mainly used this lotion with La Vie En Roses and the combination works well, in both a practical and aesthetic sense. And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn like I thought it would at first.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above.

Onatsuyu Female Nectar Lotion 370 ml

Image source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/love-nectar-get-your-love-nectar-here/3YtB_uwXYl0p6L3Xp2edorpYb5WZNK

Previously:

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Ignore this for now, it will get its own review later.

Better late than never!

Ah nectar, is there a better euphemism for pussy juice? (there probably is, but for all intents and purposes, let’s just stick with nectar).
ToyDemon ($24.95) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt598 ($14.00 USD)
https://www.kanojotoys.com/onatsuyu-onahole-lotion-p-1039.html ($6.00)

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You may have seen this lotion somewhere online if you have been involved in the world of onaholes in the past few years, or maybe someone you know has. This particular lotion is one of the more well known (at least that’s the impression I’m getting).
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Backside of the bottle shows how to use the lotion ans more the cute and horny schoolgirl.

Word dump of a caption aside, this lotion has earned its fame through multiple review score from many different websites. And coming from a company like ToyHeart, you know you are getting an excellent product of high quality.

So the theme of the lotion is this lotion is supposed to that of a woman’s vaginal secretion (a female nectar like the title implies). A wet substance that comes out due to arousal and horniness. The cover is that of a very busty schoolgirl (I’m guessing high school, a very popular time in one’s life to write stories about, at least according to various forms of media). She is sitting down, blushing while she stares towards you and lifting up her skirt, showing off her panties. All the while her nipples can be seen poking under her shirt (perhaps no bra underneath?) And a heart comes out her mouth, is she giving the user the go ahead for sexual activities? I believe she is, judging by how wet she looks. A powerful story from one image, if I do say so myself, and I do.

Having started production since 2013, and still being produced to this very day, this tells you of the longevity this lotion has and what impact is still being felt. New lotions and onaholes come, but some just refuse to go down and give another product the spotlight without a fight (establishing itself as a mainstay is what I’m trying to say).

A good lotion makes a good onahole better. That may have been the idea when ToysHeart created this lotion particularly for their lines of onaholes. But this lotion can work with any onahole out there in the market today. At 370 ml (12.5 oz), it is a lotion you will have no regrets puchasing. And yes, it is 10 ml larger than an average large bottle of lotion, so that little bit extra is more time to be in your collection.

One last thing:

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Be careful when holding this bottle, as the lotion REALLY flows out easily, like a waterfall in a bottle. Great when actually using it, but kind of a nightmare to clean up from bed sheets, as it kind of leaves a cold feeling when you are trying to sleep.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 The feeling! Really brings back memories (onahole and lotion related memories of course).
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Whatever is used to make this lotion has got to be a well kept secret. Whatever it is, it is excellent.
  • PRICE: 10/10
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Bottle is well designed, and the art is just arousing.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Very easy to pour and use.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. This lotion more than just gets the job done, it builds up anticipation for the next time, and the time after that. Being compatible with just about every onahole imaginable, this lotion is very useful in just about every sexual situation.

Amusement Ecstasy box

Image source: https://anime.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/670844/

Hello once again to another onahole megabox box unboxing!

And guess what, I forgot to record the opening!

On an unrelated note, I’m getting into gatcha games. And since a box like this is like a real-life version of gatcha, I thought, why not go for another box, right?

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Included is a mini manga that is also an ad for Toy’s Heart products on JList. Also, it appears to be an ongoing series, I kind of wish I could at least read those.
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Once again, a huge box. A huge box full of mystery.
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Again, the cover slips off.
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I wonder what am I getting this time.
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I hope there’s a big one (At least one big one is included, I meant a really good big one.)
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So nice and organized.

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Once again, the amount of potential here is incredible! Like my previous box Enjoy Box, it is a mystery what the original names of these onaholes are. That information would be helpful in a situation where, say, I had already used and reviewed a certain onahole in this box. But the upside here is it is a bit easier to build a collection with a box like this. Besides, who doesn’t like a surprise?  Also this box promises 7+ items inside, a value of at least $15.71 per item, not including shipping.

As can be seen in the pictures above, instead a really big onahole/ onahip this time around, I got what looks like dildos among the onaholes (Edit: also there is an anal probe in there, neat). I’m surprised the number of dildos outnumber the number of onaholes. Now, I don’t want to create any rumors or speculation, but possibilities have been opened, just saying. What isn’t speculation is the noticeable lack of lotion. Guess you can’t have it all (I know it’s a different company this time, but still.)

I would like to take the companies who decide to, instead of just throwing away their excess inventory / products that underachieved in the marketplace, they packaged them (in this case) in what is essentially a blind box. Gacha may be a new word to me, but the concept itself is not.

If research yields any result you will see it. Regardless, you will not be disappointed.

Ag+ Menthol Lotion 300 ml

Image source: https://funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/Have+you+ever+been+so+cool/bqpnGod/

Lotion can do more than just lubricate your onaholes so that they may be used. Lotions can also be used to give a cooling effect.

Most mints give a cooling effect due to the type of mint or something like menthol.

This lotion is the result of combining lotion with the effects of menthol.

ToyDemon ($11.95, currently sold out) $
https://www.adultloving.hk/en/Ag-Menthol-Lotion-300ml (HK$88.00)

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Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (Now I know for a fact that I had previously mentioned this).

Anyways like Ag+ Rose lotion, there is a slightly detectable smell from this lotion, a kind of minty or icy like smell. If that kind of smell bothers you, don’t worry, you will barely notice it when using it. What really makes this lotion unique is the tingly feeling from the lotion cooling down your nether regions (coldness for delaying climax maybe?). This cold feeling really comes in handy during the hotter months (other products also use menthol to achieve a cooling feeling and sell like gang busters). And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn the nether regions, quite the opposite actually.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name (There seems to be many, I guess that explains the popularity), though the cooling effect will make it stand out among the others.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above. It gives a new experience and it cools you down (some people get really heat up due to many factors, and this lotion helps resolve one of them).

2018 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2018 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag

Image source: https://pamndora-mmd.deviantart.com/art/Small-Gift-box-DL-274957091

I realize it’s kind of late in the year to upload this kind of review, but what the heck right? Ordered and arrived in February, but let’s just move on.

Also, still no idea how that live stream would have worked out.

Right, so this is, once again, a preview of future reviews (I know I said that before, but this time it may be true. I tried doing a review from the previous box, but it just could not happen.)

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Here’s the box.

First up:

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Another box, another year where we don’t see a hentai DVD.
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At least there’s a Cosplay JAV, so that’s an improvement. I take back my previous comment.
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One last thing before I forget: The cosplay DVD came with a catalog booklet. I thought this was interesting.

Next up we have:

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Another pair of panties as I continue my path of continuing to be a perv.
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Another mini vibrator. In pink.
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Another small bottle of lotion. Alba lotion. Also has a slight pink tint.
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An oral cup like Tokyo Honey or a Tenga onacup. What’s interesting is the picture of a giraffe, wearing what looks like a school outfit.

Goodness, a giraffe kouhai (underclassmen)…who is more than willing to give you…a little neck. I’ve head of deep-throat, but this is just ridiculous.

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Speaking of kouhai/undeclassmen, here is a onahole called Class Mate. Maybe more will be said in the future?
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And then this. Yeah, definitely looks like something I have seen being soon online. I’ll come back to this in due time.
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This time, I get a sticker!

Once again, thanks for your time. Hope this helped get you all excited for possible upcoming product reviews. No excuse for why this was delayed, my bad.  Hope this didn’t disappoint.

 

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

Image Source: https://www.tumblr.com/search/anime%20valentine’s%20day

Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

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Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
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Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
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Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.

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Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

PEPEE WANKERS Lotion 360 ml

Image source: http://maiotaku.com/p/silhouettes_02?before=1471209354

Hey, guess what. It’s lotion time!

ToyDemon ($17.95 now $15.95) $
http://tokyocrazysextoys.com/pepee-360-wankers-lotion-masturbation-handjob-lube/ ($16.00)
http://www.kanojotoys.com/pepee-360-wankers-lotion-p-1708.html ($17.00)

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See there’s even a “Wankers” sticker on the front along with the Pepee logo.

So yeah, this lotion, it has an interesting name. Water based, his lotion is specifically made for wanking with, but I find it being a excellent lotion for use with onaholes. Should work with pretty much any onahole.

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There’s also some image on the back, no idea what it’s supposed to mean.

At 360 mL (12.17 oz), there is plenty of fun and pleasurable times ahead. Also great bottle shape that makes it easy to hold during use.

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Great feeling. Helps prolong climax when wanking by hand. Ends up feeling great after edging for so much.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price across the web.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 cap and sticker! Great, nothing to get excited over.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 No great difficulty

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It gets the job done, no much more really needs to be said.

 

Another Preview box (this time for a good reason)/ Enjoy Box From Toysheart

Image source: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/66998283

Read: 2017 Onahole preview, same basic idea, except the package came early (I didn’t intend the joke, I swear) and one major difference.
I originally wasn’t expecting to do another Box preview, but as you will see, I just had to do this again (I wish I had recorded opening it, since it was kind of a bitch, regretting not getting a cell phone head-strap, but oh well.)

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A video may help to show the size. Side note, I swear the boxes I order get bigger every time. Is the size justified? Hint: Yes it is!
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“fragile?” Nice cover, but I wonder if it really is.
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Another Box?! Edit: Nope, just more box flaps.
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Now what exactly is in here?
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Wait for it…
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Ignore this for now, it will get its own review later.
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Now can it be seen how huge this box is? See why the package was huge? I was certainly surprised.
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The cover slips off.
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Now what’s included in here?
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It’s a mystery, right? Well, it is.
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The haul!
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The amount of potential here is incredible!

The one thing that kind of holds all this potential back is no way of knowing what the name of each onahole is. The one thing I was afraid of (the thought only popped in my head after I ordered the box.) I guess this is how the company get their old onahole models out to make room for their new onahole models (which I find is smart, give the consumer 7 onaholes, including one “deluxe big hole” all for a good price, about $13.57 USD per onahole and three small bottles of lotion, for a total of 10 items. )

I found some of the onahole interesting aesthetically, some I have never seen before, must be that really old line (or a least before onaholes became a thing for me.)

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The onahole name would go here, but again, no real way of knowing without extensive research. If I don’t find the name, maybe I’ll make something work (No, that would be horrible.)
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Damn light flare! Or maybe the plastic wrap makes it shine too much.
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A…bumpy hole?
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I take i back, there are 3 lotion BOTTLES and 2 lotion PACKETS. My bad. Also another onahole is packed with a lotion packet.
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Looks familiar…
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Another clear onahole…with some red inside. No idea how to feel about it. It kind of reminds me of the SevenTeen line. Edit: There appears to be no way you could stick your penis inside. Must have been a defective product.
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And now the big girl! Will she one day surpass A-Chan in my heart (read: Pleasure)? Only time will tell. There’s an anal hole here too, it will be fun! Edit: It looks like around the vaginal opening is dirty despite being sealed. Must have been all that bleach.
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And the lotions. I’m guessing a total of 6 oz.? Edit: It’s more like 3 oz.

Well I guess I’m going to have to do some extensive research here. If I find anything, you will see it.

Regardless, you will not be disappointed with the amount of surprise. Could have been better if the consumer could know right off the bat which onahole they could get, but I guess the other half of the fun is researching the onaholes themselves, which makes my previous statement pointless.