2018 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2018 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag

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I realize it’s kind of late in the year to upload this kind of review, but what the heck right? Ordered and arrived in February, but let’s just move on.

Also, still no idea how that live stream would have worked out.

Right, so this is, once again, a preview of future reviews (I know I said that before, but this time it may be true. I tried doing a review from the previous box, but it just could not happen.)

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Here’s the box.

First up:

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Another box, another year where we don’t see a hentai DVD.
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At least there’s a Cosplay JAV, so that’s an improvement. I take back my previous comment.
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One last thing before I forget: The cosplay DVD came with a catalog booklet. I thought this was interesting.

Next up we have:

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Another pair of panties as I continue my path of continuing to be a perv.
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Another mini vibrator. In pink.
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Another small bottle of lotion. Alba lotion. Also has a slight pink tint.
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An oral cup like Tokyo Honey or a Tenga onacup. What’s interesting is the picture of a giraffe, wearing what looks like a school outfit.

Goodness, a giraffe kouhai (underclassmen)…who is more than willing to give you…a little neck. I’ve head of deep-throat, but this is just ridiculous.

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Speaking of kouhai/undeclassmen, here is a onahole called Class Mate. Maybe more will be said in the future?
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And then this. Yeah, definitely looks like something I have seen being soon online. I’ll come back to this in due time.
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This time, I get a sticker!

Once again, thanks for your time. Hope this helped get you all excited for possible upcoming product reviews. No excuse for why this was delayed, my bad.  Hope this didn’t disappoint.

 

2017 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2017 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag From JList

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Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.

I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.

Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.

Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.

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Box is upside down because my invoice information was there.
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What will we find inside?
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Our first item is a SD Tenga. Nice, nice. Looks good so far.

Next we have:

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A mini onahole. No idea what’s the name. Edit: Fuwatoro Meiki Mini is the name.

Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by  the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.

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A bullet vibrator. And it comes with batteries. Very nice.

so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:

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Another mini vibe. And it looks like it could connected as a keychain. Not that I’d do that myself.
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A little bottle of lotion. Ku.So No.Ha? Kusonoha? I’ll call it that for now. Also it has a clear pink tint? Interesting. Edit: About 2 oz.

Our next item is:

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A JAV onahole. Air in Premium? Also, surprisingly, I found it rare that I see nipples on the front of the box. More on this onahole later.
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A stack of DVDs was included. I wonder what genres are represented here. Edit: below from left to right: BDSM, Tan(?), Idol (JAV idol?), Incest
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See video below (Edit: Disc only one was massage)

//www.ytcropper.com/embed/hb588eee8921eca/loop/noautoplay/via ytCropper

0:05-0:07

“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one (Edit: It’s another JAV). I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can (Edit: I can watch it).

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A sealed pair of panties. I swear I’m going down the weird path of the pervert. French text by the looks of it. May get back on that.
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And a red paper bag to end the preview.

Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.

Virgin Cup (Cute?)by KM Produce

Image Source: https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/virgin-cup

Yes, here it is Part 2 of my Virgin cup review. Please don’t mind the crappy videos, my setup is not so good right now. Maybe it’s intentional, or maybe it’s make a point. Either way, here is the review.

If you have not read it yet, I’d like to read the article at https://blog.onahole.eu/news/onaholes-sometimes-a-risky-hobby. And the video I made at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EB5ftoZVU.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $4.95) $

Dimensions L x W x H: (7.25″ x 2.75″ x 2.75″) or (~18.42 cm x ~6.99 cm x ~6.99 cm)

But enough of plugging my and other blogs’ content, for real, here is the review. (Also, rant warning, though it’s more about how reading it upset me rather than from personal experience)

Let me set the scene with this image

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Yes, a cup.

Looks pretty harmless right? A good time for your lonely night? At first, it seems that way.

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Virgin New Adult Concept “You can break a hymen whenever any time time you like it’s a great experience”

Now, normally, this sentence sounds like everything will go right and you have nothing to worry about, unless you are the one whose hymen will be broken, then you may feel anxiety and nervousness.

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—The Virginal membrane—

Yes, as far as I know, there is a some of “hymen” that you get to tear with your penis or another equally phallic object.

This onahole is part of a line of onacups. This is what I’m guessing is the “Cute” version of the onacup line by KM Produce.

So what’s the problem you may ask? (unless you read the blog post or watched the video) Let’s see if I can find a non-complicated way of demonstrating the problem (other than actually using it myself). Yes, I think this gif will do.

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Yeah, you are see this correctly, pain around your testicles due to being too tight for “westie” penises. Yes, this pain is called Testicular Torsion (yeah, I felt my nuts withdraw and I started crossing my legs, a pain any man would probably not wish on their worst enemy.) Basically, the spermatic cord where your testicle is connected twists, cutting off the blood supply to the testicle.

Wow, I came here to rant, and now I have started to scare myself and you, my readers.

Now that I think about it, since I didn’t actually use the onahole, I should not give a score. Or maybe judge it based on other reviewers’ experience? No, that doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’ll go with a variation of my usual scoring criteria.

  • FEEL: 5/10. By touch, kind of cheap (see price). Actual use, guessing like hell
  • MATERIAL: 5/10. Cheap disposable-like material. (maybe you are supposed to use it once?)
  • PRICE: 6/10. Not available in many sites. Very cheap. You get what you pay for.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10. This gets a pass, due to being disposable.
  • EASE OF USE: 5/10. Simple to penetrate, very difficult to get the feeling back.

FINAL SCORE: 31/50 or 62%. This may be too high a score for something that can put you man parts out of commission for a while, unless you get out on that pain, which will made it hurt more, which gets you more aroused and…(you can see where this is going). So yes, I leave you with this video and I’ll see you all next time.