Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.
I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.
Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.
Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.
Next we have:
Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.
so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:
“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one (Edit: It’s another JAV). I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can (Edit: I can watch it).
Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.
Yes, here it is Part 2 of my Virgin cup review. Please don’t mind the crappy videos, my setup is not so good right now. Maybe it’s intentional, or maybe it’s make a point. Either way, here is the review.
Dimensions L x W x H: (7.25″ x 2.75″ x 2.75″) or (~18.42 cm x ~6.99 cm x ~6.99 cm)
But enough of plugging my and other blogs’ content, for real, here is the review. (Also, rant warning, though it’s more about how reading it upset me rather than from personal experience)
Let me set the scene with this image
Looks pretty harmless right? A good time for your lonely night? At first, it seems that way.
Now, normally, this sentence sounds like everything will go right and you have nothing to worry about, unless you are the one whose hymen will be broken, then you may feel anxiety and nervousness.
Yes, as far as I know, there is a some of “hymen” that you get to tear with your penis or another equally phallic object.
This onahole is part of a line of onacups. This is what I’m guessing is the “Cute” version of the onacup line by KM Produce.
So what’s the problem you may ask? (unless you read the blog post or watched the video) Let’s see if I can find a non-complicated way of demonstrating the problem (other than actually using it myself). Yes, I think this gif will do.
Yeah, you are see this correctly, pain around your testicles due to being too tight for “westie” penises. Yes, this pain is called Testicular Torsion (yeah, I felt my nuts withdraw and I started crossing my legs, a pain any man would probably not wish on their worst enemy.) Basically, the spermatic cord where your testicle is connected twists, cutting off the blood supply to the testicle.
Wow, I came here to rant, and now I have started to scare myself and you, my readers.
Now that I think about it, since I didn’t actually use the onahole, I should not give a score. Or maybe judge it based on other reviewers’ experience? No, that doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’ll go with a variation of my usual scoring criteria.
FEEL: 5/10. By touch, kind of cheap (see price). Actual use, guessing like hell
MATERIAL: 5/10. Cheap disposable-like material. (maybe you are supposed to use it once?)
PRICE: 6/10. Not available in many sites. Very cheap. You get what you pay for.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10. This gets a pass, due to being disposable.
EASE OF USE: 5/10. Simple to penetrate, very difficult to get the feeling back.
FINAL SCORE: 31/50 or 62%. This may be too high a score for something that can put you man parts out of commission for a while, unless you get out on that pain, which will made it hurt more, which gets you more aroused and…(you can see where this is going). So yes, I leave you with this video and I’ll see you all next time.