USB Onahole Warmer By Rends 2.0

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Long title, but yeah.

Remember the first one?  I believe I said something about warming up cold or lifeless onahole and that the warmer could solve that problem (the first, not the second)

https://wavyturtle.wordpress.com/2015/02/09/usb-onahole-warmer/

http://en-nls.com/pict1-38260  ($7.97)(probably not the one I’m talking about)

Toydemon ($9.95 now $8.95) $ (the one I’m talking about).

http://www.kanojotoys.com/usb-onahole-warmer-p-2424.html ($23)

MotsuToys (€9.95)

https://jlist.com/omo515 ($9.95)

Coolmalesextoy ($9.99, now $8.99) $

MyOnahole (¥800 JPY) $

A lot is the same, some differences start from this point.

It doesn’t overheat like the previous version, the heat stays inside the onahole and the wire is longer. reaches the same maximum temperature 107.5°F (42°C).

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However, like the previous version, leaving it in too long will melt the inside of the onahole.

Rating:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Still fits inside onaholes with no problems.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 No overheat, easier to handle
  • PRICE: 10/10 Though, it’s a bit more than the version 1, it still fits in your budget.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Same as before; Not necessary, but very enjoyable (when used with onahole, don’t know how it is by itself.)
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 Lowered likelihood of melted onaholes or burning crotches (from heat)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92% Greatly improved version, price isn’t too much, and helps fight winter coldness in your onaholes. Could a  version 3 beat this? Time will tell.

Wet Loaded Lotion (White)300ml by A One

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Time to turn up!

…No, not really.

https://www.toydemon.com/wet-loaded-lotion-300ml ($16.95) (discont.)

Remember this?

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(if you don’t, it was months ago)

Anyways, yes this is not an actual bottle of sake, but a bottle of lotion that looks like a bottle of sake. Also comes in pink and yellow (not shown, because I don’t have them. And because…yeah…)

“So, besides color, what’s different?” you may be asking, well I have no idea and won’t ever I’m guessing.

The bottle was wrapped in a shiny paper film or foil, like real sake bottles (or so I heard) It’s really the plastic wrapping on the top of lotion bottles that looks like aluminum foil . Under that was this message:

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I tried to remove it without damaging the paper, but I got this far.

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When I purchased this, one thing came to mind:

 

Important advice for onahole usage.

Back to the actual product:

It felt slimy(good kind), made sliding in easy and possible (insertion, in other words), has no smell and washes off just as easily. The opening is shaped like any soft drink bottle you can get in stores or vending machines. It looks kind of thick (it doesn’t run down as quickly as most lotions I’ve had. 300 ml of liquid butter (but for onaholes instead of eating pretty sure it’s not safe to ingest it.)Sorry, I just managed to creep myself out with this. It really is an excellent lotion.

Rating:

  • FEEL: 9/10 The sliminess feels great to lubes up your favorite onaholes.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Great material A One used(not to be confused with A1, a sauce of a different kind).
  • PRICE: 9/10 in the mid range for you average lotion.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 Great if you have a sake fetish and wished that it literally “opened a woman’s legs”. Great in fantasy, not so great in real life.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 washed off with no problems.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Looks like a small bottle of liquor. You could probably show it off to people and they may be none the wiser (I don’t recommend this however.)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got a sticky onahole lying around that I need to clean up. See you.