Onnanoko no Dungeon

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Right, I think I lost them

*turn off car*

Okay, so dungeons, right? Dark, spooky, full of mystery. Also this kind of reminds me of a strange fact about ducks, for some reason. But that’s not why we are here, we are here to talk about another onahole: Onnanoko no Dungeon or Girl’s Dungeon.

ToyDemon ($82.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($79.99, now $75.99)
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1337-girl-of-the-dungeon.html ($46.44)
otonaJP (¥5,900.00) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/girls-dungeon-onahole-p-3285.html (US $51)

Dimensions: L x W x H (7.25″ x 4.5″ x 4.5″) or (~18.42 cm x ~11.43 cm x ~11.43 cm)

Weight: 1100 g or 38.80 oz (~2.43 lbs)

Packaging

Complex systems of interconnecting cavities. Cute.

And a foot on the side.

It’s like one of those maps in my rpgs. At least this dungeon has a map, no need to go blindly.

Temptation. I mean, of course it is.

It brings a tear to my eye too.

So this dungeon has several ends that correspond with an element, as well as non-elemental paths? Also, am I reading this right? 6 way?! Yep, it checks out.

A stop sign? Why is that? Edit: Anal hole

And now a “no” sign? Edit: Vaginal hole(s).

Her hat, very interesting. It keeps her nice and dry. Also a sheet lists ingredients I believe.

Now the girl is in her panties.

Contents

More plastic!

A packet of lotion…15 ml (~0.51 oz)

Product

Magic Eyes logo.

Bootyful.

Aesthetic aside, I am really looking forward to seeing how this onahole will turn out for me, so brb (I’m kidding, I have taken it out for a spin, just maybe not in every way)

Feeling

Nice hole.

The feeling with this onahole is similar to the feeling of the onahole Perverted Insult 4 hole Akira Elly. Except the extra holes are to the side of the main pussy hole rather than one hole on top and another hole containing two more holes inside. At least the anal hole remains unaffected, which is a good thing: a simple hole among a maze (Edit: well the anal hole actually connects and meets with the other pussy holes’ paths, which does set this one apart from the Akira Elly one, which does let the anal hole alone and separate from the other holes.) So the anal hole here is technically separate from the rest until meeting at the end.

Of course there are more holes, but that shouldn’t be a surprise. The hole on top is one path, the bottom hole contains two more holes, and of course, the anus.

Cleaning

Due to its size, cleaning up is only slightly difficult when it comes to running water into it, as well as water entering the other holes you may have not used in your session (until you have a lot of stamina and used every hole in one session. In which case, what is your secret?) Other than that, cleaning is simple with water and a trusty towel.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 9/10 Entering feels good. Just watch you angle or else you may just enter the top hole during use (when not intending to go there). That happens to me with this onahole and the Akira Elly one.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch, and since the bag it comes in is covered with some sort of “renewal” powder, it keeps your onaholes lasting from longer periods of time.
• PRICE: 10/10 Varying prices and still on the market on most sites, just check which is best for you.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 I know I already addressed this, but really? Just one packet of lotion?
• CLEANING: 9/10 Cleaning is not difficult for the most part.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Maybe these multi-hole onaholes are just not my thing, but I still find enjoyment and pleasure from them, both from a design oriented standpoint and a sexual standpoint. I may like simple single-hole onaholes, but mixing it up every once in a while is never a bad thing.

Neotenic Fairy

Image source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/654640495804571458/

Another thing that I have not discussed in a long is lolis–

*Sirens*

No, not actual young, non-legal girls! They would be closer to petite physically. But still of legal age, at or past the age of consent. It is perfectly legal what we are doing, no lewding of lolis–

*Sirens getting louder*

An adult woman who happens to be quite smaller than average, but still an adult! The product may be fantasy, but it is still legal in our world, our reality.

*Sirens quiet down*

Right, let’s just get on with it.

ToyDemon ($110.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/neotenic-fairy-onahole-p-4213.html ($76.00)
otonaJP (¥9,200.00) $
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy/ ($104.99, now 89.98)
https://www.wanta.net/en/products/5772/Magic-Eyes-Neotenic-Fairy (HK$960.00)
https://www.18miss.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy.html (US $122.27, now $109.40)
MotsuToys (€94.95) $
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/3726-onahole-neotenic-fairy.html ($71.42)
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Magic-eyes-Neotenic-Fairy-Sex-Products-Real-Skin-Feeling-Full-Silicone-Big-Ass-Butt-With-Realistic/2511006_32839988707.html (US $160.35)
https://www.omochadreams.com/de/masturbatoren/132/neotenic-fairy (99,95 €)

Dimensions: L x W x H (7.09″ x 7.09″ x 4.33″) or (18 cm x 18 cm x ~11 cm)

Weight: 1.8 kg or 3 lbs 15.5 oz.

Packaging

A pinnacle of art, isn’t it? (I’m kidding, of course. But still, not bad)

Big piece of pussy!

An axolotl? What does that have to do with fairies? Are they in some way magical?

Super religious people beware! Avert your eyes from this blasphemy! (Whom am I kidding?! no super religious people would stumble across this blog! But just in case, hello there! I think you are safe from the damnation of what you’d consider hell.) For everyone else, the evolution and future of humanity! Neoteny may be the future meta.

Cross section of the pleasure tunnel.

There are several features in a fairy’s vagina. There are layers and even a fork at the end. Is that why she is embarrassed?

As we start opening up the box…

Cover pose, lingerie edition

Now on to–

Cover pose, slightly more semi nude edition

I was going to go straight to the product but I found this in the bottom.

The texts, what do they say?

The evolution of man, revised nth edition. With the way things are going, just maybe.

Alright, now we can move on.

Contents

All wrapped up, in a clear plastic case

Comes with the standard 15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.

Product

The onahole itself. Vaguely resembling a misshapen heart.

Ass shot.

And…I’m now reminded of a cut of rare or raw meat. If this were made of actual fairy, this would be really disturbing. I’m going to continue with the assumption that it is not and move on from there.

Feeling

How this onahole feels is quite something. It is not too tight, does not choke hard (I originally thought it would be designed and felt like it was tight due to the aesthetic). I t in no way find this disappointing.

I had little problem getting through the halfway point. I did however had problems at the end point,  more specifically, trying to reach one of the branching off points (either the one above or below the straight path and end). And at the end of the straight path, I found the ending very satisfying, it looks kind of like a uterus (A point that likes like its purpose is to keep the cum inside deep in the back).

Cleaning

Other than its size, there was not problem cleaning up with the usual running water and plenty of towels.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 So much pleasure awaits the user.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch and great to hold on to.
• PRICE: 8/10 Variety and competition is almost always a good thing.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet is still better than nothing.
• CLEANING: 8/10 No huge issue cleaning up.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. I would like to rate higher, and I’m sure there is a very good reason for it, but 1 packet of lotion for a big onahole/onahip like this, is kind of annoying. I get the assumption of having plenty of lotion on hand anyway, but it can be a semi-harsh lesson for a newcomer.

*clears throat*

With all of that said, would lewd this loli–

*Sirens blaring louder than before*

*sigh* you know what: I’m actually done here, just be careful out there. Now if you all would excuse me.

Alexa, play Breaking the Law

*Car chase ensues*