Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.
Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.
Originally, I had separated my collection by category.
But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.
Collection as of Feb. 2018.
As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.
With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.
Unlike the USB onahole warmer models 1 or 2, it does not require plugging in to activate. Instead, the warmer is activated by clicking or pressing on the little metal disk
How to use:
1.Click the metal disk inside the warmer to activate. Interior liquid will harden and radiate heat (Don’t interrupt while hardening)
2.Insert heated warmer into aperture and warm inside for around five minutes
3.Before use, please check the temperature by touch, to make sure it is comfortable.
4.After use, wash out the lubricant using tepid water and/or soap, neutral detergent. After washing, wipe off the water, leave to dry and keep it in a clean place. You can use this product about 30 times with normal usage.
How to reuse:
When the warmer has cooled, wrap i with cloth (gauze, a handkerchief, etc). Put in boiling water and wait until the liquid becomes transparent.Afer use, leave it on a flat surface and it will return to a set temperature after 30 minutes.
How to store:
After washing,wipe off the moisture and put it back into the attached case.Keep it at room temperature avoiding direct rays, warmth and himidity. Do no pu in the refrigerator.
in terms on warming up, it does the job (it’s suggested that you give the warmer 5 minutes to start up, then the warmth for your fuck hole will be yours.). With that said, with some onaholes, the warmer may not slide inside easily, even with plenty of lotion. The warmer can reach to temperatures up to 50°C (or 122 °F) , so you know, don’t burn yourself, wait a little after removing the warmer from the onahole, a burnt crotch ain’t worth it. And yes, it can be hotter than the USB onahole warmers.
After activating, the warmer is no longer usable, that is, unless you either put the warmer in a microwave or hot (not boiling) water. After a minute or so, check the warmer to see if the liquid is clear and soft, if not, repeat the process. Edit: Putting in the onahole warmer in a microwave safe cup of water. 20-30 seconds, then check if the liquid of the onahole warmer is clear and, well liquid rather than opaque and solid.
FEEL: 9/10 Slides in with little difficulty, depending on the onahole you use
MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft, and a bit more discreet. Also, it looks like it could melt easily if you warm it up too much.
PRICE: 10/10 forget what I said about the USB onahole warmer, THIS functions beyond its price range.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The warmer is, no mistake, an excellent investment into pleasure.
EASE OF USE: 5/10 Again, BURNT CROTCH! Be very careful.
Final Score: 41/50 or 82%. The one minor setback with the warmer is remembering to microwave the warmer properly. Also, don’t let it melt your precious onahole.
More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)
Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.
But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.
Collection as of Feb. 2017.
One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.
Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.
Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.
I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.
Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.
Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.
Next we have:
Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.
so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:
“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one (Edit: It’s another JAV). I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can (Edit: I can watch it).
Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.
Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2″ x 0.25″) or (7.62 cm x 5.08 cm x ~0.64 cm)
Weight: 0.044 lb or ~0.020 kg
This “head” massage pocket onahole is part of a set that came out around 2014. One of the sites say it has the same material of the Tenga egg, but read on.
As usual a 15ml (~0.51) packet of lotion is included, the same stuff included in most of Tenga’s other products. Built to be disposable, and it shows.
Even though it is made of the same material as the Tenga egg, it is thinner. So thin, seeing your penis push past the end of the onahole is not uncommon. Normally the thought of that terrifies me and makes me want to keep lotion away from the head, but no irritation happened, as well as little to no stimulation. The block texture really does very little to add to the experience.
Despite the…interesting idea, that really did nothing to help the lack of stimulation. At least it stretches to accommodate length and girth. But is…decent enough. One benefit here is: it is still better than masturbating with just your hand, but barely better.
Rating this now!
FEEL: 5/10 Feels slightly better than just hand.
MATERIALS: 7/10 Felt like a downgrade from the material used in Tenga eggs despite saying it’s the same.
AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 Great price, but it feels like exactly what you paid.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 At least the lube is the same as the one with Tenga products
EASE OF USE: 9/10 At least using this is slightly easier than the Tenga egg.
FINAL SCORE: 36/50 or 72% If anything, the block patterned inside makes it stand out. Of because the Tenga name. I don’t know. This may be one disposable onahole that I don’t want to immediately toss out after one use. Maybe after 2-3 uses.
Measurements L x W x H (2″ x 1.75″ x 1.75″) or (5.08 cm x ~4.45 cm x ~4.45 cm)
So what can I say without repeating what has been said of other lotions? Honestly, I’m at a loss of words, which is bad because the review will be too short (or maybe because something bigger is planned?). It’s nothing special, but it’s not bad because since I first had this and a tenga egg when I first began discovering the world of onaholes, it gets a pass, that and since it lasts for a good few minute long session..
My (totally not biased score)
FEEL: 8/10 not difficult to get off with this.
MATERIAL: 8/10 good whatever it may be.
PRICE: 8/10 price is varied depending on site and your location, but good regardless.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 It’s probably THE starter lotion. Others may surpass it, but the others may not have existed in their current form without this.
Hey, remember when I said I had lost an onahole and had to publish my backup plan? (Maybe not exactly here or in exact words). But I got another one and I bring it here today (or whenever this goes up). Toydemon ($5.95)$
Measurements L x W x H ( 2″ x 1.75″ x 1.75″) or (5.08 cm x ~4.45 cm x ~4.45 cm) Comes with a 5 ml (~0.17 oz) packet of lube.
Little story: My first onahole was a Tenga egg (Spider) and it had been years since I last had one. I was going to review another variant of the Tenga egg, but I somehow lost it along with its lotion pack (of course). This pushed the release of a review for this product by about a few weeks.
Anyway, enough backstory, let’s get to the aspects of this onahole (or onacup as I had seen it described as online.)
Like I said, it had been a while since I last used a Tenga Egg, I was both excited to feel an old feeling of somewhat nostalgia and being kind of pessimistic that it won’t feel comparable to more technical onaholes I have tried since. I was wrong on both ends. Since it was a different variation than the one I had a while ago, the feeling was a bit different; sun shaped protrusions instead of spiderwebs and an awkwardness of putting it on.
Since it’s an onacup, it fitted up to the point where the “head” met the shaft. I could have been remembering wrong, but I seem to recall the thing being able to fit my whole penis in. Supposed disposable, I can never bring myself to throw it away after 1 or 2 uses.
Another thing I may or may not be already mentioned: I considered these kinds of product as gateways to higher end, well crafted onaholes. That feeling of familiarity with this product puts it higher on my list (unofficial) than what it probably deserves. Though, since I actually enjoy myself with these, maybe it’s deserving of this praise.
FEEL: 8/10 New feeling. A great feeling.
MATERIAL: 8/10 Jellylike. Almost like Deep Throat Cup.
AVERAGE PRICE:9/10 Excellent for what is supposed to a disposable onacup that can be reused several times with care.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Lube is only enough for one use, though more can be bought for a reasonable price.
EASE OF USE: 8/10 Harder than I remembered, but easy nonetheless.
FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80% Partially because I am a bit biased and cannot bring myself to give a lower score (See a theme here?)
Next time: Something I think will be different from the past few reviews.
Specifiications: L x W x H (6″ x 2.5″ x 2.5″) or (15.24 cm x 6.35 cm x 6.35 cm)
As you can see from the picture and name, it’s supposed to simulate oral sex. It comes in three versions; soft (white), original (red), and hard (black). I had the red one.
It’s been a while since I had it in my possession, but I remember that’s when I first started actually collecting sex objects (but I haven’t had a “real” onahole yet.) So it’s one of those “awkward phases I went through before I became more familiar with the onahole world and blogs (two separate things until I discovered otherwise.)
THe tenga line of products tend to be considered starting or “gateway” onaholes. I really can’t complain; had it not been for these things, I would not have discovered how incredible onaholes are and how monotonous old fashioned (read: hand) masturbation was in comparison (old fashioned is still good at times). It’s really the reason I started the blog, though that happened like 2-3 years before I started the blog.
There are better oral simulation onaholes out there, but again, it’s a start. It felt a little too small for me to enter.(not here to brag). There is also a U.S. size variant. I learned this after buying the standard. It comes pre=lubed, but it didn’t feel like it was enough and the inside (between the inside material and plastic container)
(Also, apologizes for flipping between sides.)
FEEL: 7/10 It’s alright, nothing too special
MATERIAL: 7/10 Jellylike. Not bad.
AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 Good deal. Slightly better than the average onahole at that price.
ADDITION/BONUSES: 7/10 I hadn’t tried pre-lubed before and haven’t since, but not because of a horrible experience. So I can’t really complain.
EASE OF USE: 8/10 Pretty simple to use. Enough said.
FINAL SCORE: 37/50 or 74%. Like I said, slightly above average. I can’t rate it bad due to nostalgia and it kinda help me build this personality (not by itself mind you).
Next time: Maybe more memories? No idea. Next time.