Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.



Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Monster Wet pocket Omega Winding by Magic Eyes

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Hey, how’s it going? Welcome. Let’s get down to business shall we? (Yes, it is copied intentionally, title may have given it away.)

ToyDemon ($12.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($11.99, now $9.59) $

Dimensions: L x W x H (4.5″ x 2″ x 2″) or (11.43 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm)

A monster girl, front and center

Coming from the makers Magic Eyes, this onahole is part of a two onahole series along with Monster Wet Pocket 8 Spiral. Apparently there is something special called “Wet Docking” that happens when both are used together (more on that if I get the other one), for now I’ll just focus on this one.

Edit: As you can tell, I did get the other one I was talking about back then.



Like the Wet Pocket 8 Spiral, the inside looks a bit monster-like
Also included is a postcard/picture of the cover girl. There are several uses of this, I’m sure. As well as the 50 ml (1.69 oz) bottle of lotion.
Feels soft and inviting. I say going for it is a good idea.

So, yes, quite an interesting design, giving a kind of humanoid/non-human vibe, kind of like a monster girl (obviously, right? This isn’t the first time  have said this, of course.)

Other than its design, the onahole works just like any other onahole you’d see it the market. It has its twists, its entrance and a flesh like interior that’s supposed to bring its user pleasure both sexual and otherwise. Unlike the last time, I don’t see a hole at the back of the onahole.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Pleasing internally, and that’s what matters.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and stimulating. Gripping the outside feels a little weird.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Price is about right for this onahole
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 50 ml of lotion is a start. Investing in more for later.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Water is easily drained out after use.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great overall onahole. I find nothing regrettable about it. Sure, a lot of what I said is pretty similar to the other Monster onahole, but that just means it’s just as good.


Hello Hello My wonderful audience! How is it going? Enjoying the new year so far? Hope you all are.

Now here is something you may not have expected, especially with the length of time I was gone, but this review you is brought to you by the fine people at The product I have the honor of reviewing is called Infinity, a new modular (“employing or involving a module or modules as the basis of design or construction”) (This will make sense in a moment, don’t worry).

For the first time, I’m reviewing an onahole that recently came out at the time of this writing (Winter 2018).


This is quite a large box, I wonder if it’s because the onahole is so big, I’ve only seen photos of it.

So many packing peanuts. They must have really wanted it to be seen in optimal condition, and I really appreciate the effort.
Oh?! Is there more to this box?
“NO WAY!! You really did send me the onahole!” is what I was thinking when I first opened the package.

The Package

This is quite an impressive box, the kind I would have dreamed about when I was a little younger (but still of legal adult age). symbols at lower left from left to right: Soft Skin Like Material, Modular Design for infinite possibilities, Durable Exterior, Easy to Clean and Dry.
(Ignore the top right corner for now) During the current promotion, Every Infinity onahole comes with a bottle of Meiki Bliss lotion. So that is wonderful, you can start using the onahole straight out the box.

I know I said straight out the box, but…it requires some assembly before you can use it.

The Parts

After sliding the box slip off, you see this. It’s kind of hard to see, but it says Infinity with the infinity symbol in the middle.


It comes in several smaller boxes. Each box contains either the “enclosure” (holder) or the modules. Modules are divided by loops (“tunnels”) and portals (entry point)

So yes, there are more parts included here. These are the parts included in the Infinity Classic Set. A great start if I do say so myself. And I do, of my own accord. From left to right: Classic (pussy), Rib, Nub, Wave. Your more standard types of onahole tunnels (which are very good whether you are a biginner or experienced user).
I also received these loops that are available for purchase either individually or can be order in the Infinity Custom set. From left to right: Gauntlet, Geode, Duplex. These tunnels are more for users who wish to experience various sensations. Though beginners are definitely not excluded from trying these.
After removing the plastic ring cap, you see this end piece. I believe the end piece is for suction and easier clean up of the closure (lotion and other bodily fluids less likely to stain the closure at the bottom).
Included in each box is an instruction manual for assembling. From left to right: 1. Insert end piece over the circular base. 2. Insert each Loop and Entrance Portal’s L notch in the L locking grooves on brace as shown. 3. Close the support brace R. 4. Insert Cap ring at indicator and turn left to lock. Usage: Apply water based lotion inside the entrance hole in addition to your penis and you’re ready to go. (Reapply lotion as needed throughout use).
The instruction manual includes disassembling 1. Turn Right to remove Cap ring 2. Open up the support brace 3. Remove each Loop from the support brace 4. Remove end piece from the circular base Cleaning/Drying 1. Completely disassemble all pieces and rinse with running water until clean 2. Drain excess water from each piece 3. Allow all pieces to air dry completely and/or with the aid of paper towels Tip: Keep all pieces separate for faster drying.

So after all the reading and with a little patience, the onahole is finished.

Ahh yeah, looking really good and sturdy. The set up here is Rib, Nub, Wave. You can customize the order of the tunnel as you please (hence the beginning of the review).
Really reminds me of those Fleshlights that got big years ago and still are big with entrances based on porn stars (not an unfamiliar concept on this site).

Like I was saying, this product looks really good and it works fantastic. I can really got inside and feel the customized tunnel. The finish left me speechless.

After disassembly and cleaning, the first run through ends on a high note. (Yes, the photo is a bit premature since it’s not completely dry).
Nub loop
Wave Loop
Rib Loop
Classic Portal

The second run through for me contained the other loops.

Geode Loop


Gauntlet Loop
The Duplex Loop have two different sides. It didn’t get that name for nothing, that’s for sure.


Yeah, this is one high quality onahole. And users like me can make it to our liking, which just makes it all the better. And with more parts coming in the future, I will definitely keeping coming back to this onahole.

The Feeling

It’s difficult to describe feeling exactly due to the fact that how the onahole feels changes depending on which parts you use and in what order. But of course you will be satisfied regardless. I recommend that you try this onahole if you can, at least once or twice (though if you get it, I doubt you would want to stop after once or twice).

Cleaning Process

Like it says on the instruction manual, disassemble the parts and clean with running water. It also says NOT to use soap as it can “leech the oil out of the material and make the material less elastic and more brittle. This will cause cracks/rips to develop in the soft material”. Also to air dry, but I do that already. I will heed this information for future onaholes as well as my previous (surviving) onaholes.

The Conclusion

You really can’t go wrong with this onahole whether you go for the Classic set or go wild with the Custom set. You still get several combinations in each set, more with each part you add in your collection.

And with that, the score

    • FEEL: 10/10. Will vary, though most will be near-perfect to perfect.
    • MATERIAL: 10/10. That R & D team those ToyDemon guys got really nailed an onahole.
  • PRICE: 10/10. Price is fine. None of the sets or individual parts to too expensive and worth every penny.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10. Due to there being a promotion, lotion is included, will it be after the promotion? Don’t know. We’ll see.
  • CLEANING: 10/10. Cleaning and drying an onahole has not been easier for me. Though none I’ve had has been difficult to clean or dry.

FINAL SCORE:  49/50 or  98%.

And you can get your hands (and crotches) on one of these babies at any of the links below. I will see you guys later.

ToyDemon Infinity Classic
ToyDemon Infinity Custom

Year 3: Conclusion

Once again, another year down, another one to come again. Let me thank all of you for giving the motivation to write about my weird and lewd experiences.

Something new for this blog may be coming soon, I look forward to sharing the experience with all of you.

Thank you for your continued support.

Kabejiri by Magic Eyes

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Warning: Though this post may come off as political, I am here to assure you that that is not the case, I was just some stupid joke I though of long before I got this onahole. With that out of the way:

Welcome my readers both both long term and newcomers!

How have you all been? Good I hope, things going your way and all.

So…wait, I’ll bring it up in a moment. But first:

ToyDemon ($54.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($59.99, now 50.34) $ ($58.00) (€77.95) ($70.00) ($32.48) ($150.00)

Weight: 1.2 kg or 2.65 lbs.

Dimensions: L x W x H (5″ x 5.5″ x 4″) or (12.7 cm x ~14 cm x ~10.2 cm)

So, if the banner didn’t make it obvious enough (why should it? It’s mostly likely a stupid joke that may have gone too political), this should:

Semi-related question: Is it really annoying for the saran wrap to still be included in the pictures of the box? Not included: A pair of panties. The box had me believing panties were included.

Yep, that’s right: Wall…Ass…trapped girl! A really nice ass. You can really get a handful of anime girl ass here.

The wall around the girl isn’t the wall here.

This isn’t your garden variety onahole girl. This is more like the seedy part of town wallbound pussy onahole (or a really strong but really clumsy anime girl. How she got there, we may never know. I theorize it as a girl who was training for the sport of Keijo, only explanation I can think of.) Either way, you have a pseudo meat toilet (cum dumpster actually, please don’t piss inside, that’s disgusting and I’m sure it would damage the inside, but hey, you like that, you do you, I certainly will do the same.)

This is not a lightweight onahole. This is some strong wall ass and pussy. The strength surrounds the holes as well.

Girl’s got some (plastic) bone. Normally the onaholes are b o n e l e s s, but whatever. I’m guessing this is to hold the shape of the pussy and separating the pussy of the asshole. I think it works out well.

Even the plastic bone is shown.
*tear* so…beautiful. So soft. So clean. I’m going make a mess out of it aren’t I? Answer: Most likely yes!
*unzips* You can get it! Also A-chan Ass flashbacks. Weird, like thinking about your ex when you are about to sleep/smash with your new girlfriend/lover weird. Also the vagina has a clitoris shown on a kind of string outer entrance.

The ass is also very usable unlike A-Chan’s Little Ass. Funny, because using the ass reminded me of A-Chan. The pussy on the another felt like it’s own thing. The plastic wall hold the pussy together, making the feeling not too tight, meaning it can certainly take the stretching from penetration. As of this writing, the clitoris is still around, so still tight. And again, durable.

Ways to use it. I can tell from personal experience that all the ways fell different and satisfying.
Folded out box. You can kind of see the girl’s legs. Doesn’t add too much.

Score time:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Both the pussy and ass feel heavenly. Reminds me that there was an onahole similar to this a few years ago. But I’m guessing this one is a lot better.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft yet firm at the same time.
  • AVERAGE PRICE 10/10: Kind of pricey in same places. Is it that rare? I guess I got this before the price increase. Worth it if you can find it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUS: 8/10 Unless I’m wrong, no lotion was included. That is so weird, I thought most onaholes at least come with a packet.
  • Ease of Use: 9/10 Only trouble is if you are washing one hole and water gets in the other one.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. The only thing that held the onahole back was some lotion. With that said, This onahip (have I been saying onahole? It’s technically correct, but that’s some disrespect. It’s an onahip, not some random onahole.) is a wonderful experience whether this is your first onahip or your latest one after a few others.

Either way, enjoy yourselves.


Disgraceful Oppai Body by Magic Eyes

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Hello, After a while of mourning for objects of lost pleasures (and money), I feel well enough (mentally) to come back here(though if I mess up a little, know it was because of “that” event). I may have needed that break more than I realize. But enough of my old problems, here is a new review.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($42.99, now $39.99) $ (¥3,090.00) ($44.99) (sold out) (US$43) (€57.95)

Dimensions L x W x H (6.5″ x 3.5″ x 3″) or (16.5 cm x ~8.9 cm x 7.6 cm)


Hard to see, but this onahole has something special. Read on, it’ll be explained later.


I didn’t notice it at the time, but there is a 4koma on the side of the box. What a missed opportunity.


Comes with your typical 15 ml lotion packet. Also a insert of the maid girl.
What’s different here is the bag the onahole came in. Not clear, kind of sheer. And the bag is slightly more durable than those clear bags.

So yes, the onahole is as you may have guessed, is a bi unique. Other than the usual vaginal opening, it has lactating nipples. Yes, you read that right: nipples that can lactate.

Those nipples are not just perky: they can squirt! I guess you are supposed to full the onahole with a white lotion? None was included. Something like that semen lotion maybe? Or perhaps like that one sake bottle lotion I reviewed a while back?


Very pink inside.

The inside is very pleasurable, little sound is produced from use, pretty great overall.


  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft and the slight thickness is pleasing to the eye
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, soft and very squeezable.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A little ranged, but that’s good for competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard lotion packet…typical, but still appreciated.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 A little easier to drain due to the tiny openings at the nipples.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Great stuff here, I now have a new option for my nights. Speaking of…I’ll just leave it at that. So bye!


Rebirth: A new era of onaholes

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(Note: this is a continuation of the previous story End of an Era: The destruction of the bag of Pleasure, read that first to understand this story better.)

Hello, this story may be going up relatively quickly, the events kind of overlap with my previous story. Think of it as an in media res story but instead it concludes after the original story’s ending. It will make sense later.

At this point, I’m going to assume you all read the previous story, so spoilers for those who somehow didn’t.

While I writing my previous story, something had happened: the new bag I ordered had arrived earlier than expected. Also, I didn’t mean to mislead you all and make you think ALL my onaholes are gone (I did however lost my motivation to continue writing for awhile, that and other things prevented me from writing the previous story and this story much sooner) . Some had made it, most of them because…they were still in the shipping boxes like I left them due to no space in my previous bag (I’m surprised since the boxes were already opened, maybe it’s because the onaholes were stilled sealed in their original boxes, since I hadn’t opened them yet at that and this point.

Anyway, now things are OK, and I feel they will improve in the near future.

My new setup, please rate it (I’m kidding) I didn’t expect it to look like a traveling/gym bag, but I looked past that and am now very satisfied with it.

The one good thing about the the mini flood was now I have space for my onaholes that came in a big box set and some that have not be seen here yet (now THAT would be very devastating, unusable before the first use, money down the drain, that would be horrible)

I was originally going upload this picture along with taking a picture of the onaholes, lotions, etc. inside the boxes , but there would have been spoilers (newer products I have yet to review) Basically 2017 Onahole Preview, Preview Box 2, and some newer stuff that will be revealed later.

So, yeah, not all bad, this is an opportunity for newer items to come in (also a lesson of where I keep my bag from now on, still no idea where though)

Hopefully, we won’t have a repeat of that, really don’t think I could handle it right now.

End of an era: The destruction of the bag of pleasure

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Hello Everyone, I have bad news.

My bag, which I use to store most of my onaholes and lotions (the usual topic of this blog), has been a victim of a leaking pipe. Only this time, the water had bleach and has ruined the bag and its contents to the point of being just unusable and most of it is not salvageable by any means.

It mean, just look at the bag (had to be on the floor because it still smelled like bleach):



I was not kidding when I said that bleach had gotten on the bag.

So yeah, as you can guess the contents inside the bag got bleach on he outside and even some on the inside. Since bleach can burn skin, there is really no way can the onaholes and accessories can be consider safe for use any more.

It’s like a hole where dead soldiers are buried. How depressing. Spoilers: One made it out

So many memories here, so much potential, gone in an instant. Really bums a guy out (no joke, being serious here) Gone are the following:

Yeah, it really does seem like an end to an era: the era of sexual discovery and forbidden pleasure. Gone, but not forgotten.

I’m still bummed out, so I’ll just leave it here. Be careful where you store your onaholes, you never know when a accident is a sign for something worse.

Monster Wet Pocket 8 Spiral by Magic Eyes

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Hey, how’s it going? Welcome. Let’s get down to business shall we?

ToyDemon ($12.95) $ (1690 руб) (95,00zł brutto)

Dimensions: L x W x H (4.5″ x 2″ x 2″) or (11.43 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm)

A Monster girl, front and center

Coming from the makers Magic Eyes, this onahole is part of a two onahole series along with Monster Wet Pocket Omega Unwinding. Apparently there is something special called “Wet Docking”that happens when both are used together (more on that if I get the other one), for now I’ll just focus on this one.


Quite a…interesting exterior. Really gives it a horror, monstrous vibe.
“Spairal” (not making fun, I swear) and…a bottle of lotion? On the back of the box? Can’t say I’ve seen that before.

So, yes, quite an interesting design, giving a kind of humanoid/non-human vibe, kind of like a monster girl (obviously, right?)

Yeah, see? The design on the outside is quite different from your usual onahole.

Other than its design, the onahole works just like any other onahole you’d see it the market. It has its twists, its entrance and a flesh like interior that’s supposed to bring its user pleasure both sexual and otherwise (unless they can only feel sexual pleasure, but I’m not judging here).

Included is a 50 ml (1.69 oz) of lotion. I like the design.

The bottle has a simple design, that’s also discreet for late night…stirring of the loins.

An inviting entrance on an otherwise repelling onahole (unless you are either brave or can look past the slightly gross looking design).
On the plus side, there is a hole in he back of the onahole that makes clean up an easier task.

one more thing:


There was a card inside the box depicting a more scantily clad monster girl. A postcard maybe? Who knows.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Pleasing internally, and that’s what matters.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and stimulating. Gripping the outside feels a little weird.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Price is about right for this onahole
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 50 ml of lotion is a start. Investing in more for later.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Water is easily drained out after use.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great overall onahole. I find nothing regrettable about it.

PEPEE WANKERS Lotion 360 ml

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Hey, guess what. It’s lotion time!

ToyDemon ($17.95 now $15.95) $ ($16.00) ($17.00)

See there’s even a “Wankers” sticker on the front along with the Pepee logo.

So yeah, this lotion, it has an interesting name. Water based, his lotion is specifically made for wanking with, but I find it being a excellent lotion for use with onaholes. Should work with pretty much any onahole.

There’s also some image on the back, no idea what it’s supposed to mean.

At 360 mL (12.17 oz), there is plenty of fun and pleasurable times ahead. Also great bottle shape that makes it easy to hold during use.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Great feeling. Helps prolong climax when wanking by hand. Ends up feeling great after edging for so much.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price across the web.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 cap and sticker! Great, nothing to get excited over.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 No great difficulty

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It gets the job done, no much more really needs to be said.