Another Preview box (this time for a good reason)/ Enjoy Box From Toysheart

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Read: 2017 Onahole preview, same basic idea, except the package came early (I didn’t intend the joke, I swear) and one major difference.
I originally wasn’t expecting to do another Box preview, but as you will see, I just had to do this again (I wish I had recorded opening it, since it was kind of a bitch, regretting not getting a cell phone head-strap, but oh well.)

A video may help to show the size. Side note, I swear the boxes I order get bigger every time. Is the size justified? Hint: Yes it is!
“fragile?” Nice cover, but I wonder if it really is.
Another Box?! Edit: Nope, just more box flaps.
Now what exactly is in here?
Wait for it…
Ignore this for now, it will get its own review later.
Now can it be seen how huge this box is? See why the package was huge? I was certainly surprised.
The cover slips off.
Now what’s included in here?
It’s a mystery, right? Well, it is.
The haul!
The amount of potential here is incredible!

The one thing that kind of holds all this potential back is no way of knowing what the name of each onahole is. The one thing I was afraid of (the thought only popped in my head after I ordered the box.) I guess this is how the company get there old onahole models out to make room for their new onaholes (which I find is smart, give the comsumer 7 onaholes, including one “deluxe big hole” all for a good price, about $13.57 USD per onahole and three small bottles of lotion, for a total of 10 items. )

I found some of the onahole interesting aesthetically, some I have never seen before, must be that really old line (or a least before onaholes became a thing for me.)

The onahole name would go here, but again, no real way of knowing without extensive research. If I don’t find the name, maybe I’ll make something work (No, that would be horrible.)
Damn light flare! Or maybe the plastic wrap makes it shine too much.
A…bumpy hole?
I take i back, there are 3 lotion BOTTLES and 2 lotion PACKETS. My bad. Also another onahole is packed with a lotion packet.
Looks familiar…
Another clear onahole…with some red inside. No idea how to feel about it.
And now the big girl! Will she one day surpass A-Chan in my heart (read: Pleasure)? Only time will tell.
And the lotions. I’m guessing a total of 6 oz.?

Well I guess I’m going to have to do some extensive research here. If I find anything, you will see it.

Regardless, you will not be disappointed with the amount of surprise. Could have been better if the consumer could know right off the bat which onahole they get, but I guess he other half of the fun is researching the onaholes themselves, which makes my previous statement pointless.

Deep Lotion Hard 300 ml by Deep

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Oh hello there, I see you’ve come across this article (but then again, it’s not like it was hidden to begin with). Anyway, here’s a review for a  product I’m not currently in desperate need to use, but that I would like to review for…well, review.

Deep Lotion by…Deep? I feel I reviewed a similar product but that was not by the same makers, maybe I’ll find something about it from more research. But that’s for another time.

ToyDemon ($15.95, now $10.95) $

Everything you need to know about the lotion is on the bottle.

So this bottle is the “Hard” variant of a line of bottle that originally came out in 2012 (I promise I won’t mention what I think we all know.) The hard in the name comes from the fact that the lotion here has a thicker consistency than most other lotion out in the market. It’s also said to work best with onaholes that possess more complex textures. If I were to make a recommendation of which onahole to use this with, I would recommend something like Nikudon Painpina. Yeah, sounds like a good recommendation if I do say so myself. I’ll have to try that myself. Maybe I’ll edit this if that truns out not to be the best idea, only time will tell.

And various other text that now no one may be able to tell what it says. But here’s the back of the bottle I guess.

At 300 ml (10.14 oz), this lotion will last quite a awhile, typical of most lotions with this amount in a single bottle. The shape is great  for gripping too and hours (or minutes, but who’s REALLY counting am I right?) of pleasure and enjoyment await.


  • FEEL: 10/10 a change in consistency can really change how you feel about your favorite onahole.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 A bit thicker, but not too thick when it’s straight up unusable.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Unless it’s available else where, I don’t see it being fair just giving it a perfect score.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A cap. Not bad, but not something to get excited over.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Only difficult to hold and use if you get the lotion on the bottle.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. It’s great, not much more needs to be said. It’s does what it sets out to do and much more.


Fuwapuni By ToysHeart

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Hello Again, hope I wasn’t missed to much. No reason, I just feel that I may have been gone longer than expected, could be my imagination.

Anyway, enough of that rant, let’s get to the meat of this piece: Onaholes!

ToyDemon ($29.95, now $23.95) $ (US$32) (¥2,400.00) ($58) ($21.42) (HK$248)

Dimensions L x W x H (5.75″ x 2.5″ x 2.5″) or (~14.61 cm x 6.35 cm x 6.35 cm) weight: 0.73 lb or ~331.12 grams.

Panty shot in full view!

Coming from ToysHeart from their Summer 2014 line of onaholes(insert sentence where I bring up the fact that some of the onaholes here were previously released 1-2 years ago, and may or may not still be in production.), you can feel a sense of warmness from it (if not, you certainly well after use, but that’s normal, your body heat warmed up the hole. Or now that I think about it, the feeling of warmness could come from the thick socks the girl is wearing.) According to some online websites, the word “Fuwapuni” comes from a combination of the words for “fluffy” and “soft” (Fuwa- and puni respectively, I’m guessing.) The feeling inside is what’s supposed to be “fluffy” and “soft”.


Various details here. pictures from left to right: Lotion. Stroking. Cleaning.
(blurry) cross section of onahole

What I noticed about the onahole once I entered inside, was that it stretched to accommodate my member. And that the onahole is a little wider than some onaholes I’ve seen. All of this, I see as an example of an onahole that most “westerners” will have no problem fitting in to. How nice, I can really feel the love (the love from the makers of the onahole, though. Then again, maybe I just have a romanticized view of the onahole. I liked it, isn’t it obvious by now?) that went into this onahole. Much more that most others.

TL;DR: It was easy to insert myself into.

Box comes with the onahole and a Vanessa & Co. 15 ml (~0.51 oz) lotion packet.

I originally though i would have been bigger due to the box size, but now looking at it, I have no complaint. (Looking back, I could of just used old old picture of the lotion packet and no one would be able to tell the difference.)

At first look, it looks like you may not fit into the onahole. Or that the hole doesn’t stretch a whole lot. I can tell from experience: it does.

Score Time!

  • FEEL: 10/10 It feels so…soft and fluffy. Pleasure all around.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, it’s so soft and fluffy.
  • PRICE: 7/10 price is all over the place though…then again, it may no long
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 A packet of lotion. That’s appreciated, but I don’t feel more is needed to be said.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Easy to clean, easy to use.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Incredible product here. Highly recommend it. You won’t regret it.

IL PRIMO BACIO Sweet lotion 220 ml by Magic Eyes

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Continuing from La Bocca Della Verita, we have it’s companion lotion Il Primo Bacio.

Il Primo Bacio or “The first kiss” (Sounds right I think. I’ve seen other sites calling it Saliva of the Truth. Really can’t tell which is correct.) is a lotion made especially for La Bocca Della Verita or any oral onahole for that matter. And it really shows.

ToyDemon ($14.95) $ (¥990)

This bottle is 220 ml (~7.44 oz), a middle ground of your average bottle of lotion, between the 100 ml to 300+ ml range.

This is different: it pours down; no need to flip it upside down for the lotion. Also: La berita e figlia del tempo (“The truth and daughter time”) This line reappears.

The bottle looks nice and it’s practical. Gripping is not compromised and it sticks out in any collection.

The bead of saliva…yeah, you know this will a great lotion when you see this.

When I used this lotion, unless my memory is wrong about events from no earlier than 24 hours, that (the line/bead) of saliva happened to me. I’ll check later to confirm this. Also, I noticed sliding in La Bocca was easier with this lotion than it was with Superb Fella Lotion, but I’m guessing it depends on your experience.

Another side, don’t know why I include this.

But here comes one little surprise:

The cover slides out! I’m guessing to better see how much lotion you have left? It’s the little details that make a difference.

But before we end here, I’d like to say…something. And by that, I mean I’ll look up an online translation of what I want to say.

Oh grande lozione!Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Chiedo per piacere. E notti meno solo.
Che il piacere da La Bocca della Verita è amplificato.
E che video smutty portare un climax.
Hail Il Primo Bacio!


  • FEEL:10/10 Like Superb Fella lotion, but feels a slightly less thick.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Hey whatever they use, it’s used well.
  • PRICE: 9/10 No complaints
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Why wasn’t a little packet of this packed with La Bocca Della Verita? I guess it would have been too expensive.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Different shaped bottle. Takes time to get used to it pouring down and not turning it upside down.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Once again, great bottle, excellent lotion. Words can’t do it complete justice, though I tried.

See you again!

La Bocca della Verita by Magic eyes

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It was a matter of time before we came to something like this: Gratuitous foreign language!

And what a onahole for me to do this; I’m (non-sexually) excited! And what a name to grab the reader’s attention.

Toydemon ($44.95, now $32.95) $

CoolMaleSexToy ($44.99, now $29.99) $ ($32.99) (€39.95) ($21.10) (USD $23.30) ($35)

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 3″ x 3″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 420g or ~14.82 oz

La Bocca della Verita or “The mouth of truth” (warning: my Italian is very basic and very rusty. Haven’t spoke it in years and only took level 1 in school. So please forgive any grammatical errors.) is an onahole based on the real life Bocca della Verita located in Rome. Kinda of strange where the inspiration came from, but I’m sure there are stranger sources of inspiration for sex toys.


Wait, that’s not the onahole, that’s   the original

I just realized something; the box got bent and the shrink wrap ripped while in my bag
Yeah, I see the influence. Top: La berita e figlia del tempo (“The truth and daughter time”)(that doesn’t sound right) Bottom: Innocenza Fanciullesca (“Girlish innocence”)(This on the other hand, sounds about right)
Warning: Do not insert fingers. I just noticed this, but the top of this side looks like the female symbol (Venus). Maybe it’s a coincidence. And there is a 3 koma (It’s like a 4 koma, but one less panel)
Cross section: Probably important, but we’ll probably cover it without knowing

Right, as you can see, what makes this onahole different from your average oral onahole is teeth. You read that right, this onahole has plastic parts that look like teeth (As far as I know it doesn’t feel like actual teeth, but that doesn’t make the experience any worse). Also the tongue looks more real (looks like an actual tongue, not just a little…nub? Is that the word?)

The teeth are shown (assuming you ignore the obvious lighting glare). It also has what appears to be some form (Next the Magic eyes Skin)
At least the onahole itself comes in a still intact bag. Comes in that smell (you know the one)

Another onahole with Magic eye’s famous branding on the side.

No, I didn’t just reuse a random packet. It came with this one. The usual shopkeeper loli who wants to sell you a lubricant-like product. I say we should listen to her.
Do I really need to explain this image?
Outside. Looks normal.
And BOOM! Teeth, tongue, and roof

Other than being careful when inserting, this onahole is just heavenly! Better than the previous oral onahole I’ve had in the past.It looks good, even after the climax. What really sets it off is the light…brushing of the teeth against your penis head.

But before I enter, I say something like…actually you know what? I would try from memory, time for online translations (that are more or less accurate)

Oh grande bocca! Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Per Chiedo stasera grande piacere.
Sia con pornagraphy, hentai, o l’immaginazione.
Non temo il vostro ingresso.
Per non vi è l’aspirazione al di là del cancello bianco e sopra la collina accidentata.
E possiamo continuare per mesi a venire con sperma.
Hail La Bocca


  • FEEL: 9/10 Slides in easily once you pass the teeth.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 his material: Where do they come up with this?
  • PRICE: 9/10 Middle ground onahole in terms of price that’s well worth the price, possibly more.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 Comes with a packet…(complete the sentence)
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Cleans easily. Can finish looking like a oral creampie scene (unrelated, just want to include that)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Overall, very pleased with this product. How I manage to put off using this, I will not understand. See you all next time, gonna go reconfirm my experience.

Pro lotion 360ml by A-One

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Feels like it’s been a while since I last talked about any lotion.

Edit: BACK IN JULY?! How did I survive this long without opening a new bottle? That I will never know.

Maybe it feels that way because I have stuck with at most three different types of lotions that I have previously reviewed and can’t remember which ones. But that’s not what’s important here; what’s important is reawakened pleasure with something new.

ToyDemon ($15.95, now $11.95) $

According to the website, this lotion is what the “pros”  use (so either the actual porn professionals or the consumer is not too clear, but we can guess which they mean)

Yeah, I do get the feeling that I make have seen this kind of bottle in a porn somewhere.

An excellent bottle, I believe 360 ml (~12.2 oz) is on the higher side of how much lotion is in a bottle, should last awhile.  Maybe it’s the fact that the types of lotions I’ve used in the past few months, but this one felt really good! Reminds me of some earlier lotions I’ve used, but in a higher quality.

It actually feels like lotion instead of something similar. Easy to grip, what more do I need to say?

There is also a cap that twists out. No worries about it leaking out.


  • FEEL: 10/10 That lubed up feel as got to be one of the best feeling in the world.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Light and not stringy
  • PRICE:9/10 There is no problem with price, I just expected to find it avaible on more than one site
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 A twist off cap; I rarely see this, much less done well.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Just don’t go too crazy with this, or else cleaning may be a problem.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Easy storage, can’t go wrong with this one.

See you all next time. Will the next one be from the preview? We’ll see.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Onii Tama Cock Ring by NPG

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Ring. Around the penis. Once again, we come to this topic. I’ll try to not be so long winded this time. Well, depends if there needs to be alot said.

Anyway, here is the new one.

ToyDemon ($9.95, now $8.95)$

Unlike the Mini Cock Ring (also by NPG), this ring actually feels comfortable at the beginning.

Clouds that either have breast shaped or testicle shaped noses? Maybe they’re supposed to be sperm?

Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2.5″ x 1.25″) or (7.62 cm x 6.35 cm x ~3.18 cm)

This cock ring is part of a line of three cock rings released by NPG which also include the Onee Tama cock ring (breasts instead of balls) and the King Tama Cock ring (bigger, symmetrical balls)

Comes in a bag, I was expecting a little box like the last two ring sets, but it doesn’t matter. Simple bag to throw away after opening or keep, assuming you don’t get confused by this bag’s folds.

Even keeps it somewhat realistic: one ball is lower than the other. I get you can put it on based on your dominant hand, or the opposite just for fun.

In terms of stretchiness, I would rank it above Mini Cock ring but below EroiNger Cock Ring set; not too hard, not as soft or stretchy. I was initially worried it would not stretch due to the smaller diameter.

Maybe this happened due to a bad experience I had with it, but when I was all “warmed up”, it didn’t slide on easily, maybe because of the lotion I used. Once I got it on, it pulled the foreskin too far back and the semi-exposed head touch the inside of the onahole.

Thinking back, I have no idea how I made cock rings work before, maybe you really do need a real partner to make it work, assuming you can convince your partner to go along with this silly cock ring.

jokes aside let’s finish here.

  • FEEL: 6/10 Doesn’t slide too easily. Caution if you have foreskin or penis sensitivity.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Stretches at least.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Decent for one ring
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:7/10 Comes in a plastic bag.Less waste I guess.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Exactly how easy will require more testing.

FINAL SCORE:  34/50 or 68%. Falls short of being really decent. But again, more testing could improve this score. At least you can pretend you have 4 testicles, and be slightly harder.

2017 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2017 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag From JList


Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.

I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.

Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.

Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.

Box is upside down because my invoice information was there.
What will we find inside?
Our first item is a SD Tenga. Nice, nice. Looks good so far.

Next we have:

A mini onahole. No idea what’s the name.

Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by  the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.

A bullet vibrator. And it comes with batteries. Very nice.

so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:

Another mini vibe. And it looks like it could connected as a keychain. Not that I’d do that myself.
A little bottle of lotion. Ku.So No.Ha? Kusonoha? I’ll call it that for now. Also it has a clear pink tint? Interesting.

Our next item is:

A JAV onahole. Air in Premium? Also, surprisingly, I found it rare that I see nipples on the front of the box. More on this onahole later.
A stack of DVDs was included. I wonder what genres are represented here.
See video below

// ytCropper


“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one. I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can.

A sealed pair of panties. I swear I’m going down the weird path of the pervert. French text by the looks of it. May get back on that.
And a red paper bag to end the preview.

Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.

Nikudon Paipina by Ride Japan

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Hello again, a new year, the same topic: onaholes. And as always (at least it feels like always) I’m reviewing a onahole that was released years ago. But at least it stands the test of time. Also note: I’m not sure if this would qualify as either a vaginal or a breast-like onahole. Maybe it’s not supposed to be either?

Edit: according to information online, this onahole is supposed to represent a “Curvy” woman. Sounds about right.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $10.95) $ (US $17.00) (R 1,265.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 2.25″ x 2.25″) or (15.24 cm x ~5.72 cm x ~5.72 cm)

Weight: 295 g or 7.93 oz

Right, so this onahole originally came out back in 2015 as part of Ride Japan’s Fall line of products. Looking at the box: I had the impression that the girl was some princess.

See, there’s a hat and some…shoulder collar? Maybe it’s a scarf? Also note the crown above the name.

A curvy princess I might add. There’s some role play fodder there. Helps maintain a healthy erection.

From here, it looks more like a mouth or a soda bottle with a hole at the bottom, but…*looks online* Thermoplastic elastomer materials in lieu of whatever plastic is used in soda bottles.

Pic also shows the stretchiness of the onahole. Usually I same that in demostration videos rather than boxes. Or maybe I don’t really pay attention to the boxes. That’s a thought for another day.


This was supposed to be a look inside the onahole, but…well there’s no excuse. Still probably won’t be retaken.

Internal view.

Right, so as you may (not) see, the inside is similar to other Ride Japan products with the same Bungee cords inside to stimulate your member more like Anal sensei and the WAZ series (speaking of which, I had previously had an encounter with one such onahole: WAZ Takarabune Treasure Boat)

Eh, the top is alright.

These picture are really not doing this justice. Luckily this one should.

I swear I’ve seen that lotion packet design before, but here it’s white instead of a clear foil? Guess I’ll update if my theory is right or not.

Side note: the onahole kind of looks like some worm-like creature (that in this case provides pleasure rather than try to eat you.)

The one positive here is if this image is automatically flipped, it’s pretty much impossible to tell. Makes for less of a headache.

The design is supposed to help with retaining the lotion in the onahole. Can confirm this to be true, like I can confirm that too much water when cleaning it building up outside the hole rather than go inside. Also something unrelated happen: I believe I experienced a second climax seconds after the first. Very rare for this to happen. And this onahole will get bonus points for that (or at least a higher place in my rotation).


  • FEEL: 8/10 Can feel pleasure in this even if not at full mast (chub, erection)
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 whatever the material name, it does the job well.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Great price relative to size and design.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The standard lube packet. Change this routine with caution.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Other than being careful not to turn the faucet too much, easy to clean and use.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. This is one worth keeping. I’ll have to test to see if my experience was just a fluke or not. Yeah…so see you next time.