Read: 2017 Onahole preview, same basic idea, except the package came early (I didn’t intend the joke, I swear) and one major difference.
I originally wasn’t expecting to do another Box preview, but as you will see, I just had to do this again (I wish I had recorded opening it, since it was kind of a bitch, regretting not getting a cell phone head-strap, but oh well.)
The one thing that kind of holds all this potential back is no way of knowing what the name of each onahole is. The one thing I was afraid of (the thought only popped in my head after I ordered the box.) I guess this is how the company get there old onahole models out to make room for their new onaholes (which I find is smart, give the comsumer 7 onaholes, including one “deluxe big hole” all for a good price, about $13.57 USD per onahole and three small bottles of lotion, for a total of 10 items. )
I found some of the onahole interesting aesthetically, some I have never seen before, must be that really old line (or a least before onaholes became a thing for me.)
Well I guess I’m going to have to do some extensive research here. If I find anything, you will see it.
Regardless, you will not be disappointed with the amount of surprise. Could have been better if the consumer could know right off the bat which onahole they get, but I guess he other half of the fun is researching the onaholes themselves, which makes my previous statement pointless.
Oh hello there, I see you’ve come across this article (but then again, it’s not like it was hidden to begin with). Anyway, here’s a review for a product I’m not currently in desperate need to use, but that I would like to review for…well, review.
Deep Lotion by…Deep? I feel I reviewed a similar product but that was not by the same makers, maybe I’ll find something about it from more research. But that’s for another time.
So this bottle is the “Hard” variant of a line of bottle that originally came out in 2012 (I promise I won’t mention what I think we all know.) The hard in the name comes from the fact that the lotion here has a thicker consistency than most other lotion out in the market. It’s also said to work best with onaholes that possess more complex textures. If I were to make a recommendation of which onahole to use this with, I would recommend something like Nikudon Painpina. Yeah, sounds like a good recommendation if I do say so myself. I’ll have to try that myself. Maybe I’ll edit this if that truns out not to be the best idea, only time will tell.
At 300 ml (10.14 oz), this lotion will last quite a awhile, typical of most lotions with this amount in a single bottle. The shape is great for gripping too and hours (or minutes, but who’s REALLY counting am I right?) of pleasure and enjoyment await.
FEEL: 10/10 a change in consistency can really change how you feel about your favorite onahole.
MATERIAL: 10/10 A bit thicker, but not too thick when it’s straight up unusable.
PRICE: 9/10 Unless it’s available else where, I don’t see it being fair just giving it a perfect score.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A cap. Not bad, but not something to get excited over.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Only difficult to hold and use if you get the lotion on the bottle.
FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. It’s great, not much more needs to be said. It’s does what it sets out to do and much more.
Dimensions L x W x H (5.75″ x 2.5″ x 2.5″) or (~14.61 cm x 6.35 cm x 6.35 cm) weight: 0.73 lb or ~331.12 grams.
Coming from ToysHeart from their Summer 2014 line of onaholes(insert sentence where I bring up the fact that some of the onaholes here were previously released 1-2 years ago, and may or may not still be in production.), you can feel a sense of warmness from it (if not, you certainly well after use, but that’s normal, your body heat warmed up the hole. Or now that I think about it, the feeling of warmness could come from the thick socks the girl is wearing.) According to some online websites, the word “Fuwapuni” comes from a combination of the words for “fluffy” and “soft” (Fuwa- and puni respectively, I’m guessing.) The feeling inside is what’s supposed to be “fluffy” and “soft”.
What I noticed about the onahole once I entered inside, was that it stretched to accommodate my member. And that the onahole is a little wider than some onaholes I’ve seen. All of this, I see as an example of an onahole that most “westerners” will have no problem fitting in to. How nice, I can really feel the love (the love from the makers of the onahole, though. Then again, maybe I just have a romanticized view of the onahole. I liked it, isn’t it obvious by now?) that went into this onahole. Much more that most others.
TL;DR: It was easy to insert myself into.
I originally though i would have been bigger due to the box size, but now looking at it, I have no complaint. (Looking back, I could of just used old old picture of the lotion packet and no one would be able to tell the difference.)
FEEL: 10/10 It feels so…soft and fluffy. Pleasure all around.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, it’s so soft and fluffy.
PRICE: 7/10 price is all over the place though…then again, it may no long
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 A packet of lotion. That’s appreciated, but I don’t feel more is needed to be said.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Easy to clean, easy to use.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Incredible product here. Highly recommend it. You won’t regret it.
Il Primo Bacio or “The first kiss” (Sounds right I think. I’ve seen other sites calling it Saliva of the Truth. Really can’t tell which is correct.) is a lotion made especially for La Bocca Della Verita or any oral onahole for that matter. And it really shows.
This bottle is 220 ml (~7.44 oz), a middle ground of your average bottle of lotion, between the 100 ml to 300+ ml range.
The bottle looks nice and it’s practical. Gripping is not compromised and it sticks out in any collection.
When I used this lotion, unless my memory is wrong about events from no earlier than 24 hours, that (the line/bead) of saliva happened to me. I’ll check later to confirm this. Also, I noticed sliding in La Bocca was easier with this lotion than it was with Superb Fella Lotion, but I’m guessing it depends on your experience.
But here comes one little surprise:
But before we end here, I’d like to say…something. And by that, I mean I’ll look up an online translation of what I want to say.
Oh grande lozione!Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Chiedo per piacere. E notti meno solo.
Che il piacere da La Bocca della Verita è amplificato.
E che video smutty portare un climax.
Hail Il Primo Bacio!
FEEL:10/10 Like Superb Fella lotion, but feels a slightly less thick.
MATERIAL: 9/10 Hey whatever they use, it’s used well.
PRICE: 9/10 No complaints
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Why wasn’t a little packet of this packed with La Bocca Della Verita? I guess it would have been too expensive.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Different shaped bottle. Takes time to get used to it pouring down and not turning it upside down.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Once again, great bottle, excellent lotion. Words can’t do it complete justice, though I tried.
Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 3″ x 3″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x 7.62 cm)
Weight: 420g or ~14.82 oz
La Bocca della Verita or “The mouth of truth” (warning: my Italian is very basic and very rusty. Haven’t spoke it in years and only took level 1 in school. So please forgive any grammatical errors.) is an onahole based on the real life Bocca della Verita located in Rome. Kinda of strange where the inspiration came from, but I’m sure there are stranger sources of inspiration for sex toys.
Wait, that’s not the onahole, that’s the original
Right, as you can see, what makes this onahole different from your average oral onahole is teeth. You read that right, this onahole has plastic parts that look like teeth (As far as I know it doesn’t feel like actual teeth, but that doesn’t make the experience any worse). Also the tongue looks more real (looks like an actual tongue, not just a little…nub? Is that the word?)
Another onahole with Magic eye’s famous branding on the side.
Other than being careful when inserting, this onahole is just heavenly! Better than the previous oral onahole I’ve had in the past.It looks good, even after the climax. What really sets it off is the light…brushing of the teeth against your penis head.
But before I enter, I say something like…actually you know what? I would try from memory, time for online translations (that are more or less accurate)
Oh grande bocca! Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Per Chiedo stasera grande piacere.
Sia con pornagraphy, hentai, o l’immaginazione.
Non temo il vostro ingresso.
Per non vi è l’aspirazione al di là del cancello bianco e sopra la collina accidentata.
E possiamo continuare per mesi a venire con sperma.
Hail La Bocca
FEEL: 9/10 Slides in easily once you pass the teeth.
MATERIAL: 10/10 his material: Where do they come up with this?
PRICE: 9/10 Middle ground onahole in terms of price that’s well worth the price, possibly more.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 Comes with a packet…(complete the sentence)
EASE OF USE: 10/10 Cleans easily. Can finish looking like a oral creampie scene (unrelated, just want to include that)
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Overall, very pleased with this product. How I manage to put off using this, I will not understand. See you all next time, gonna go reconfirm my experience.
Feels like it’s been a while since I last talked about any lotion.
Edit: BACK IN JULY?! How did I survive this long without opening a new bottle? That I will never know.
Maybe it feels that way because I have stuck with at most three different types of lotions that I have previously reviewed and can’t remember which ones. But that’s not what’s important here; what’s important is reawakened pleasure with something new.
According to the website, this lotion is what the “pros” use (so either the actual porn professionals or the consumer is not too clear, but we can guess which they mean)
An excellent bottle, I believe 360 ml (~12.2 oz) is on the higher side of how much lotion is in a bottle, should last awhile. Maybe it’s the fact that the types of lotions I’ve used in the past few months, but this one felt really good! Reminds me of some earlier lotions I’ve used, but in a higher quality.
It actually feels like lotion instead of something similar. Easy to grip, what more do I need to say?
FEEL: 10/10 That lubed up feel as got to be one of the best feeling in the world.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Light and not stringy
PRICE:9/10 There is no problem with price, I just expected to find it avaible on more than one site
ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 A twist off cap; I rarely see this, much less done well.
EASE OF USE: 10/10 Just don’t go too crazy with this, or else cleaning may be a problem.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Easy storage, can’t go wrong with this one.
See you all next time. Will the next one be from the preview? We’ll see.
More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)
Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.
But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.
Collection as of Feb. 2017.
One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.
Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.
Unlike the Mini Cock Ring (also by NPG), this ring actually feels comfortable at the beginning.
Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2.5″ x 1.25″) or (7.62 cm x 6.35 cm x ~3.18 cm)
This cock ring is part of a line of three cock rings released by NPG which also include the Onee Tama cock ring (breasts instead of balls) and the King Tama Cock ring (bigger, symmetrical balls)
Comes in a bag, I was expecting a little box like the last two ring sets, but it doesn’t matter. Simple bag to throw away after opening or keep, assuming you don’t get confused by this bag’s folds.
In terms of stretchiness, I would rank it above Mini Cock ring but below EroiNger Cock Ring set; not too hard, not as soft or stretchy. I was initially worried it would not stretch due to the smaller diameter.
Maybe this happened due to a bad experience I had with it, but when I was all “warmed up”, it didn’t slide on easily, maybe because of the lotion I used. Once I got it on, it pulled the foreskin too far back and the semi-exposed head touch the inside of the onahole.
Thinking back, I have no idea how I made cock rings work before, maybe you really do need a real partner to make it work, assuming you can convince your partner to go along with this silly cock ring.
jokes aside let’s finish here.
FEEL: 6/10 Doesn’t slide too easily. Caution if you have foreskin or penis sensitivity.
MATERIALS: 7/10 Stretches at least.
PRICE: 7/10 Decent for one ring
ADDITIONS/BONUSES:7/10 Comes in a plastic bag.Less waste I guess.
EASE OF USE: 7/10 Exactly how easy will require more testing.
FINAL SCORE: 34/50 or 68%. Falls short of being really decent. But again, more testing could improve this score. At least you can pretend you have 4 testicles, and be slightly harder.
Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.
I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.
Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.
Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.
Next we have:
Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.
so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:
“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one. I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can.
Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.
Hello again, a new year, the same topic: onaholes. And as always (at least it feels like always) I’m reviewing a onahole that was released years ago. But at least it stands the test of time. Also note: I’m not sure if this would qualify as either a vaginal or a breast-like onahole. Maybe it’s not supposed to be either?
Edit: according to information online, this onahole is supposed to represent a “Curvy” woman. Sounds about right.
Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 2.25″ x 2.25″) or (15.24 cm x ~5.72 cm x ~5.72 cm)
Weight: 295 g or 7.93 oz
Right, so this onahole originally came out back in 2015 as part of Ride Japan’s Fall line of products. Looking at the box: I had the impression that the girl was some princess.
A curvy princess I might add. There’s some role play fodder there. Helps maintain a healthy erection.
Pic also shows the stretchiness of the onahole. Usually I same that in demostration videos rather than boxes. Or maybe I don’t really pay attention to the boxes. That’s a thought for another day.
This was supposed to be a look inside the onahole, but…well there’s no excuse. Still probably won’t be retaken.
Right, so as you may (not) see, the inside is similar to other Ride Japan products with the same Bungee cords inside to stimulate your member more like Anal sensei and the WAZ series (speaking of which, I had previously had an encounter with one such onahole: WAZ Takarabune Treasure Boat)
These picture are really not doing this justice. Luckily this one should.
Side note: the onahole kind of looks like some worm-like creature (that in this case provides pleasure rather than try to eat you.)
The design is supposed to help with retaining the lotion in the onahole. Can confirm this to be true, like I can confirm that too much water when cleaning it building up outside the hole rather than go inside. Also something unrelated happen: I believe I experienced a second climax seconds after the first. Very rare for this to happen. And this onahole will get bonus points for that (or at least a higher place in my rotation).
FEEL: 8/10 Can feel pleasure in this even if not at full mast (chub, erection)
MATERIAL: 8/10 whatever the material name, it does the job well.
PRICE: 9/10 Great price relative to size and design.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The standard lube packet. Change this routine with caution.
EASE OF USE: 7/10 Other than being careful not to turn the faucet too much, easy to clean and use.
FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. This is one worth keeping. I’ll have to test to see if my experience was just a fluke or not. Yeah…so see you next time.