Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.
Collection as of February 2019
I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.
As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.
Hello everyone, I have returned after what seemed like several months (to me. In reality it’s more like a month and a half to two months now).
There are several reasons why I had gone during this time. Don’t know how I will explain it all, but here goes:
Right around winter break (Specifically January), I had tried to write a new post (still as a draft as of this writing). Usually I start with title, tags, and import images and put them where I want them to be. I believe I had to go to bed early due to some personal business, so I saved the draft and I thought nothing would go wrong. Based on the fact it took this long to come back, I think it’s safe to say I was horribly wrong.
Next day, I come back, see my clock is off by several hours. I go to synchronize it with internet time, it asks for admin password, I enter the password, and I’m told that, basically, the account is no longer active. I log out my account and try to log in to the admin account, and it does not log me back in.
I start researching online over the course of a week or so(on my phone, due to not being able to access the internet on my computer due to my time now being days to weeks behind current time at this point). While this was happening, I had some family stop by for the holidays and just could not find the time to write (hanging out until late night, early days, etc.).
I had contemplated on completely wiping all data on the computer (factory reset basically). I even had times where I felt I just had to give up blogging, combined with my budget for onaholes and the like seeming to be getting smaller and smaller, I just didn’t know how to handle the situation. Thankfully, I didn’t need to do that or find some roundabout way to upload my photos and write on here.
How to end it here…I guess, basically, thanks for you guys’ patience and I hope I don’t run into this kind of problem again for a long time. Hopefully my personal situation improves and I can come back more regularly.
Also, blog anniversary!…yeah, kind of late, I know. But now you all know why.
You know what I have been thinking lately? Flying, or more specifically flying via aiplane. You board a plane to go from one destination to another, and all the while, you have people (usually female, but males are out there) in uniform offering you snacks, drinks and meals during your flight. And let me tell you, some of those people really just rock that uniform. Chips and peanuts are not the only kind of snacks on display (those two are usually the only ones offered. That third kind of snack, is not for offer irl for most, what with accusations and whatnot). As for fantasy, more times than not, the third snack is offered, and the patron gladly consumes and enjoys it. This kind of snack, this onahole attempts to emulate (well…read on, you’ll see).
I don’t know what is it, but the design of the onahole is quite something. Flat on one side, round on the other. Kind of a buttocks design going, but the hole is vaginal instead of anal.
The feeling of this is quite unique. As you can see, the vagina has what looks to be several choke points shaped like plus’s and x’s. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but last time I checked, my penis head is not shaped like a Phillips head screwdriver. And the choke points are very well built. I find difficulty in trying to insert past the head of the penis. But I’m sure with continued use and time, the walls will give way and insertion with be easier.
FEELING: 8/10 Not too had, just right.
MATERIAL: 8/10 Holds well, good to the touch.
PRICE: 9/10 Decent price, but not easy to find in many places.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Packet of lotion.
CLEANING: 10/10 Easy life.
FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. I like the gimmick of pretending my penis is a Phillips head screwdriver as much as the next guy, but actually using it is a different story. Not bad, but you may want to be careful.
So I say good day/ good night, just enjoy yourselves.
Hold on, you are not hallucinating, yes, this is a vol 2. of a onahole where the vol 1. version has not been reviewed on this blog at the time of this writing. When I originally purchased this onahole, the vol 1. version was sold out, as it is now available. I hope to come back and review vol 1. and draw comparisons.
With that out of the way…
Idols! Cute girls (or guys, they are also a thing) that entertain audiences with their performance skills in singing, acting, modeling, etc. The jack of all trades in front of the camera. And fans just eat it all up, worshiping the ground they walk on and all they do. Well it’s not all good times, as various media have shown, from both sides.
But that’s not why we are here today, we are here for onaholes and the like.
One last thing: No Nut November, that still a thing? Does this break you streak? If so, why come here? Regardless, thanks for coming.
So yes, very stacked, vagina is well shaped, legs from the knees up does not take away from the onahole.
Before trying this onahole, it reminds me a lot of Seductive Juicy Tits: the hole and Disgraceful Oppai Body. Though the breasts for this onahole are better shaped and fluids don’t get stuck in any holes / breast ducts. This is supposed to be a girl in the prime of her life, so no slight breast sag and not milf-like.
In terms of actual use, it is kind of tight, but once inside, you should have no problem staying inside and using.
Cleaning. It is easy and simple. Water and towels. Like I almost always say.
FEELING: 10/10 Not as think as Disgraceful Oppai Body, but tighter than Seductive Juicy Tits.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft easy on the groin.
PRICE: 9/10 Not so much competition, maybe because it’s a little older?
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard packet of lotion…still good.
CLEANING: 10/10 Easy.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Thick idol bunny girl really does it for me. Great for nights, like tonight…So I’ll see you all later.
Also I could swear this was already posted a few weeks ago, but apparently not, so here it is!
Okay, so dungeons, right? Dark, spooky, full of mystery. Also this kind of reminds me of a strange fact about ducks, for some reason. But that’s not why we are here, we are here to talk about another onahole: Onnanoko no Dungeon or Girl’s Dungeon.
Dimensions: L x W x H (7.25″ x 4.5″ x 4.5″) or (~18.42 cm x ~11.43 cm x ~11.43 cm)
Weight: 1100 g or 38.80 oz (~2.43 lbs)
Aesthetic aside, I am really looking forward to seeing how this onahole will turn out for me, so brb (I’m kidding, I have taken it out for a spin, just maybe not in every way)
The feeling with this onahole is similar to the feeling of the onahole Perverted Insult 4 hole Akira Elly. Except the extra holes are to the side of the main pussy hole rather than one hole on top and another hole containing two more holes inside. At least the anal hole remains unaffected, which is a good thing: a simple hole among a maze (Edit: well the anal hole actually connects and meets with the other pussy holes’ paths, which does set this one apart from the Akira Elly one, which does let the anal hole alone and separate from the other holes.) So the anal hole here is technically separate from the rest until meeting at the end.
Due to its size, cleaning up is only slightly difficult when it comes to running water into it, as well as water entering the other holes you may have not used in your session (until you have a lot of stamina and used every hole in one session. In which case, what is your secret?) Other than that, cleaning is simple with water and a trusty towel.
FEELING: 9/10 Entering feels good. Just watch you angle or else you may just enter the top hole during use (when not intending to go there). That happens to me with this onahole and the Akira Elly one.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch, and since the bag it comes in is covered with some sort of “renewal” powder, it keeps your onaholes lasting from longer periods of time.
PRICE: 10/10 Varying prices and still on the market on most sites, just check which is best for you.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 I know I already addressed this, but really? Just one packet of lotion?
CLEANING: 9/10 Cleaning is not difficult for the most part.
FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Maybe these multi-hole onaholes are just not my thing, but I still find enjoyment and pleasure from them, both from a design oriented standpoint and a sexual standpoint. I may like simple single-hole onaholes, but mixing it up every once in a while is never a bad thing.
Dimensions: L x W x H (7.09″ x 7.09″ x 4.33″) or (18 cm x 18 cm x ~11 cm)
Weight: 1.8 kg or 3 lbs 15.5 oz.
As we start opening up the box…
Now on to–
I was going to go straight to the product but I found this in the bottom.
Alright, now we can move on.
How this onahole feels is quite something. It is not too tight, does not choke hard (I originally thought it would be designed and felt like it was tight due to the aesthetic). I t in no way find this disappointing.
I had little problem getting through the halfway point. I did however had problems at the end point, more specifically, trying to reach one of the branching off points (either the one above or below the straight path and end). And at the end of the straight path, I found the ending very satisfying, it looks kind of like a uterus (A point that likes like its purpose is to keep the cum inside deep in the back).
Other than its size, there was not problem cleaning up with the usual running water and plenty of towels.
FEELING: 10/10 So much pleasure awaits the user.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch and great to hold on to.
PRICE: 8/10 Variety and competition is almost always a good thing.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet is still better than nothing.
CLEANING: 8/10 No huge issue cleaning up.
FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. I would like to rate higher, and I’m sure there is a very good reason for it, but 1 packet of lotion for a big onahole/onahip like this, is kind of annoying. I get the assumption of having plenty of lotion on hand anyway, but it can be a semi-harsh lesson for a newcomer.
With all of that said, would lewd this loli–
*Sirens blaring louder than before*
*sigh* you know what: I’m actually done here, just be careful out there. Now if you all would excuse me.
Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (I could swear I had mentioned this before, but I can’t remember when or where at this moment.)
Anyways, this lotion doesn’t have a very strong smell, light, but still noticeable. It does its work well, seeing as I had not noticed any other smell during use with an onahole. I mainly used this lotion with La Vie En Roses and the combination works well, in both a practical and aesthetic sense. And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.
FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn like I thought it would at first.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above.
Word dump of a caption aside, this lotion has earned its fame through multiple review score from many different websites. And coming from a company like ToyHeart, you know you are getting an excellent product of high quality.
So the theme of the lotion is this lotion is supposed to that of a woman’s vaginal secretion (a female nectar like the title implies). A wet substance that comes out due to arousal and horniness. The cover is that of a very busty schoolgirl (I’m guessing high school, a very popular time in one’s life to write stories about, at least according to various forms of media). She is sitting down, blushing while she stares towards you and lifting up her skirt, showing off her panties. All the while her nipples can be seen poking under her shirt (perhaps no bra underneath?) And a heart comes out her mouth, is she giving the user the go ahead for sexual activities? I believe she is, judging by how wet she looks. A powerful story from one image, if I do say so myself, and I do.
Having started production since 2013, and still being produced to this very day, this tells you of the longevity this lotion has and what impact is still being felt. New lotions and onaholes come, but some just refuse to go down and give another product the spotlight without a fight (establishing itself as a mainstay is what I’m trying to say).
A good lotion makes a good onahole better. That may have been the idea when ToysHeart created this lotion particularly for their lines of onaholes. But this lotion can work with any onahole out there in the market today. At 370 ml (12.5 oz), it is a lotion you will have no regrets puchasing. And yes, it is 10 ml larger than an average large bottle of lotion, so that little bit extra is more time to be in your collection.
One last thing:
FEELING: 9/10 The feeling! Really brings back memories (onahole and lotion related memories of course).
MATERIAL: 10/10 Whatever is used to make this lotion has got to be a well kept secret. Whatever it is, it is excellent.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Bottle is well designed, and the art is just arousing.
EASE OF USE: 10/10 Very easy to pour and use.
FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. This lotion more than just gets the job done, it builds up anticipation for the next time, and the time after that. Being compatible with just about every onahole imaginable, this lotion is very useful in just about every sexual situation.
There comes a time in an working adult’s life where, after many years in their respective career, decide that after years in the workforce, they go and retire. Maybe they receive a gold watch, perhaps a engraved personalized pen and case for all they did for the occupation and to thank them for their many years. And then, there are times where the company chooses to immortalize them and their name. Maybe name a wing of the building after them, or maybe put up their name on their wall/hall of fame.
Now what does that have to do with onaholes? If the title did not tip you off (or if you somehow stumbled to this blog), I’m here to talk about a certain onahole, one I, strangely enough, feel a faint sense of nostalgia and intimacy.
Dimensions L x W x H (7″ x 3.5″ x 3.5″) or (17.78 cm x ~8.9 cm x ~8.9 cm)
Weight: 635 g or ~22.40 oz (~1.4 lbs)
The feeling of this onahole felt almost like a fusion of A-Chan (outside, if A-Chan was less like an onahip and stuck being an onahole, but was not satisified being ordinary) and Kabejiri (inside, with the bumps and pleats and the pinkness). So basically A-chan’s little ass but slightly less tight (not that I had any problems with the tightness). Maybe it’s because I used this frequently or because I’m paying more attention, but this didn’t last too long before tearing. One positive to that is being easier to slide into an onahole that already is not difficult to insert one’s self inside. So why does it sound like I am complaining? Well I’m not, I’m just giving my observation.
Cleaning up is not difficult at all. Some running to wash the excess lotion (and semen if you are into that). Drying with towel for outside and paper towel for inside and it’s ready to go for next time.
FEELING: 10/10 The memories of my first onahip combined with just pure stimulation makes for a very euphoric experience.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Material is still durable despite showing otherwise.
PRICE: 9/10 A bit pricier than you usual onahole, but well worth it.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 A bottle of lotion packed with an onahole. You don’t usually see that (well, I don’t)
CLEANING: 10/10 Clean up is easy and simple.
FINAL SCORE: 49/50 or 98%. It felt great to try this onahole. I haven’t felt like this in a long time. It felt like this a book-Ends (Like one of those stories that start and end with the same kind of scene).