Hello, this story may be going up relatively quickly, the events kind of overlap with my previous story. Think of it as an in media res story but instead it concludes after the original story’s ending. It will make sense later.
At this point, I’m going to assume you all read the previous story, so spoilers for those who somehow didn’t.
While I writing my previous story, something had happened: the new bag I ordered had arrived earlier than expected. Also, I didn’t mean to mislead you all and make you think ALL my onaholes are gone (I did however lost my motivation to continue writing for awhile, that and other things prevented me from writing the previous story and this story much sooner) . Some had made it, most of them because…they were still in the shipping boxes like I left them due to no space in my previous bag (I’m surprised since the boxes were already opened, maybe it’s because the onaholes were stilled sealed in their original boxes, since I hadn’t opened them yet at that and this point.
Anyway, now things are OK, and I feel they will improve in the near future.
The one good thing about the the mini flood was now I have space for my onaholes that came in a big box set and some that have not be seen here yet (now THAT would be very devastating, unusable before the first use, money down the drain, that would be horrible)
So, yeah, not all bad, this is an opportunity for newer items to come in (also a lesson of where I keep my bag from now on, still no idea where though)
Hopefully, we won’t have a repeat of that, really don’t think I could handle it right now.
My bag, which I use to store most of my onaholes and lotions (the usual topic of this blog), has been a victim of a leaking pipe. Only this time, the water had bleach and has ruined the bag and its contents to the point of being just unusable and most of it is not salvageable by any means.
It mean, just look at the bag (had to be on the floor because it still smelled like bleach):
So yeah, as you can guess the contents inside the bag got bleach on he outside and even some on the inside. Since bleach can burn skin, there is really no way can the onaholes and accessories can be consider safe for use any more.
So many memories here, so much potential, gone in an instant. Really bums a guy out (no joke, being serious here) Gone are the following:
Squeeze Spiral (Link used with permission) (My first review that didn’t go up on here, but rather on blog.onahole.eu in a review I did there. Anyways, how disappointing, this onahole didn’t get too much use. It has been a while since I had an onahole that I could only fit the tip in.)
Yeah, it really does seem like an end to an era: the era of sexual discovery and forbidden pleasure. Gone, but not forgotten.
I’m still bummed out, so I’ll just leave it here. Be careful where you store your onaholes, you never know when a accident is a sign for something worse.
Dimensions: L x W x H (4.5″ x 2″ x 2″) or (11.43 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm)
Coming from the makers Magic Eyes, this onahole is part of a two onahole series along with Monster Wet Pocket Omega Unwinding. Apparently there is something special called “Wet Docking”that happens when both are used together (more on that if I get the other one), for now I’ll just focus on this one.
So, yes, quite an interesting design, giving a kind of humanoid/non-human vibe, kind of like a monster girl (obviously, right?)
Other than its design, the onahole works just like any other onahole you’d see it the market. It has its twists, its entrance and a flesh like interior that’s supposed to bring its user pleasure both sexual and otherwise (unless they can only feel sexual pleasure, but I’m not judging here).
The bottle has a simple design, that’s also discreet for late night…stirring of the loins.
one more thing:
There was a card inside the box depicting a more scantily clad monster girl. A postcard maybe? Who knows.
FEEL: 10/10 Pleasing internally, and that’s what matters.
MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and stimulating. Gripping the outside feels a little weird.
PRICE: 9/10 Price is about right for this onahole
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 50 ml of lotion is a start. Investing in more for later.
EASE OF USE: 10/10 Water is easily drained out after use.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great overall onahole. I find nothing regrettable about it.
So yeah, this lotion, it has an interesting name. Water based, his lotion is specifically made for wanking with, but I find it being a excellent lotion for use with onaholes. Should work with pretty much any onahole.
At 360 mL (12.17 oz), there is plenty of fun and pleasurable times ahead. Also great bottle shape that makes it easy to hold during use.
FEEL: 10/10 Great feeling. Helps prolong climax when wanking by hand. Ends up feeling great after edging for so much.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency.
PRICE: 10/10 Fair price across the web.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 cap and sticker! Great, nothing to get excited over.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 No great difficulty
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It gets the job done, no much more really needs to be said.
Unlike the USB onahole warmer models 1 or 2, it does not require plugging in to activate. Instead, the warmer is activated by clicking or pressing on the little metal disk
How to use:
1.Click the metal disk inside the warmer to activate. Interior liquid will harden and radiate heat (Don’t interrupt while hardening)
2.Insert heated warmer into aperture and warm inside for around five minutes
3.Before use, please check the temperature by touch, to make sure it is comfortable.
4.After use, wash out the lubricant using tepid water and/or soap, neutral detergent. After washing, wipe off the water, leave to dry and keep it in a clean place. You can use this product about 30 times with normal usage.
How to reuse:
When the warmer has cooled, wrap i with cloth (gauze, a handkerchief, etc). Put in boiling water and wait until the liquid becomes transparent.Afer use, leave it on a flat surface and it will return to a set temperature after 30 minutes.
How to store:
After washing,wipe off the moisture and put it back into the attached case.Keep it at room temperature avoiding direct rays, warmth and himidity. Do no pu in the refrigerator.
in terms on warming up, it does the job (it’s suggested that you give the warmer 5 minutes to start up, then the warmth for your fuck hole will be yours.). With that said, with some onaholes, the warmer may not slide inside easily, even with plenty of lotion. The warmer can reach to temperatures up to 50°C (or 122 °F) , so you know, don’t burn yourself, wait a little after removing the warmer from the onahole, a burnt crotch ain’t worth it. And yes, it can be hotter than the USB onahole warmers.
After activating, the warmer is no longer usable, that is, unless you either put the warmer in a microwave or hot (not boiling) water. After a minute or so, check the warmer to see if the liquid is clear and soft, if not, repeat the process. Edit: Putting in the onahole warmer in a microwave safe cup of water. 20-30 seconds, then check if the liquid of the onahole warmer is clear and, well liquid rather than opaque and solid.
FEEL: 9/10 Slides in with little difficulty, depending on the onahole you use
MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft, and a bit more discreet. Also, it looks like it could melt easily if you warm it up too much.
PRICE: 10/10 forget what I said about the USB onahole warmer, THIS functions beyond its price range.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The warmer is, no mistake, an excellent investment into pleasure.
EASE OF USE: 5/10 Again, BURNT CROTCH! Be very careful.
Final Score: 41/50 or 82%. The one minor setback with the warmer is remembering to microwave the warmer properly. Also, don’t let it melt your precious onahole.
Read: 2017 Onahole preview, same basic idea, except the package came early (I didn’t intend the joke, I swear) and one major difference.
I originally wasn’t expecting to do another Box preview, but as you will see, I just had to do this again (I wish I had recorded opening it, since it was kind of a bitch, regretting not getting a cell phone head-strap, but oh well.)
The one thing that kind of holds all this potential back is no way of knowing what the name of each onahole is. The one thing I was afraid of (the thought only popped in my head after I ordered the box.) I guess this is how the company get their old onahole models out to make room for their new onahole models (which I find is smart, give the consumer 7 onaholes, including one “deluxe big hole” all for a good price, about $13.57 USD per onahole and three small bottles of lotion, for a total of 10 items. )
I found some of the onahole interesting aesthetically, some I have never seen before, must be that really old line (or a least before onaholes became a thing for me.)
Well I guess I’m going to have to do some extensive research here. If I find anything, you will see it.
Regardless, you will not be disappointed with the amount of surprise. Could have been better if the consumer could know right off the bat which onahole they could get, but I guess the other half of the fun is researching the onaholes themselves, which makes my previous statement pointless.
Oh hello there, I see you’ve come across this article (but then again, it’s not like it was hidden to begin with). Anyway, here’s a review for a product I’m not currently in desperate need to use, but that I would like to review for…well, review.
Deep Lotion by…Deep? I feel I reviewed a similar product but that was not by the same makers, maybe I’ll find something about it from more research. But that’s for another time.
So this bottle is the “Hard” variant of a line of bottle that originally came out in 2012 (I promise I won’t mention what I think we all know.) The hard in the name comes from the fact that the lotion here has a thicker consistency than most other lotion out in the market. It’s also said to work best with onaholes that possess more complex textures. If I were to make a recommendation of which onahole to use this with, I would recommend something like Nikudon Painpina. Yeah, sounds like a good recommendation if I do say so myself. I’ll have to try that myself. Maybe I’ll edit this if that truns out not to be the best idea, only time will tell.
At 300 ml (10.14 oz), this lotion will last quite a awhile, typical of most lotions with this amount in a single bottle. The shape is great for gripping too and hours (or minutes, but who’s REALLY counting am I right?) of pleasure and enjoyment await.
FEEL: 10/10 a change in consistency can really change how you feel about your favorite onahole.
MATERIAL: 10/10 A bit thicker, but not too thick when it’s straight up unusable.
PRICE: 9/10 Unless it’s available else where, I don’t see it being fair just giving it a perfect score.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A cap. Not bad, but not something to get excited over.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Only difficult to hold and use if you get the lotion on the bottle.
FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. It’s great, not much more needs to be said. It’s does what it sets out to do and much more.
Dimensions L x W x H (5.75″ x 2.5″ x 2.5″) or (~14.61 cm x 6.35 cm x 6.35 cm) weight: 0.73 lb or ~331.12 grams.
Coming from ToysHeart from their Summer 2014 line of onaholes(insert sentence where I bring up the fact that some of the onaholes here were previously released 1-2 years ago, and may or may not still be in production.), you can feel a sense of warmness from it (if not, you certainly well after use, but that’s normal, your body heat warmed up the hole. Or now that I think about it, the feeling of warmness could come from the thick socks the girl is wearing.) According to some online websites, the word “Fuwapuni” comes from a combination of the words for “fluffy” and “soft” (Fuwa- and puni respectively, I’m guessing.) The feeling inside is what’s supposed to be “fluffy” and “soft”.
What I noticed about the onahole once I entered inside, was that it stretched to accommodate my member. And that the onahole is a little wider than some onaholes I’ve seen. All of this, I see as an example of an onahole that most “westerners” will have no problem fitting in to. How nice, I can really feel the love (the love from the makers of the onahole, though. Then again, maybe I just have a romanticized view of the onahole. I liked it, isn’t it obvious by now?) that went into this onahole. Much more that most others.
TL;DR: It was easy to insert myself into.
I originally though i would have been bigger due to the box size, but now looking at it, I have no complaint. (Looking back, I could of just used old old picture of the lotion packet and no one would be able to tell the difference.)
FEEL: 10/10 It feels so…soft and fluffy. Pleasure all around.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, it’s so soft and fluffy.
PRICE: 7/10 price is all over the place though…then again, it may no long
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 A packet of lotion. That’s appreciated, but I don’t feel more is needed to be said.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Easy to clean, easy to use.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Incredible product here. Highly recommend it. You won’t regret it.
Il Primo Bacio or “The first kiss” (Sounds right I think. I’ve seen other sites calling it Saliva of the Truth. Really can’t tell which is correct.) is a lotion made especially for La Bocca Della Verita or any oral onahole for that matter. And it really shows.
This bottle is 220 ml (~7.44 oz), a middle ground of your average bottle of lotion, between the 100 ml to 300+ ml range.
The bottle looks nice and it’s practical. Gripping is not compromised and it sticks out in any collection.
When I used this lotion, unless my memory is wrong about events from no earlier than 24 hours, that (the line/bead) of saliva happened to me. I’ll check later to confirm this. Also, I noticed sliding in La Bocca was easier with this lotion than it was with Superb Fella Lotion, but I’m guessing it depends on your experience.
But here comes one little surprise:
But before we end here, I’d like to say…something. And by that, I mean I’ll look up an online translation of what I want to say.
Oh grande lozione!Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Chiedo per piacere. E notti meno solo.
Che il piacere da La Bocca della Verita è amplificato.
E che video smutty portare un climax.
Hail Il Primo Bacio!
FEEL:10/10 Like Superb Fella lotion, but feels a slightly less thick.
MATERIAL: 9/10 Hey whatever they use, it’s used well.
PRICE: 9/10 No complaints
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Why wasn’t a little packet of this packed with La Bocca Della Verita? I guess it would have been too expensive.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Different shaped bottle. Takes time to get used to it pouring down and not turning it upside down.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Once again, great bottle, excellent lotion. Words can’t do it complete justice, though I tried.
Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 3″ x 3″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x 7.62 cm)
Weight: 420g or ~14.82 oz
La Bocca della Verita or “The mouth of truth” (warning: my Italian is very basic and very rusty. Haven’t spoke it in years and only took level 1 in school. So please forgive any grammatical errors.) is an onahole based on the real life Bocca della Verita located in Rome. Kinda of strange where the inspiration came from, but I’m sure there are stranger sources of inspiration for sex toys.
Wait, that’s not the onahole, that’s the original
Right, as you can see, what makes this onahole different from your average oral onahole is teeth. You read that right, this onahole has plastic parts that look like teeth (As far as I know it doesn’t feel like actual teeth, but that doesn’t make the experience any worse). Also the tongue looks more real (looks like an actual tongue, not just a little…nub? Is that the word?)
Another onahole with Magic eye’s famous branding on the side.
Other than being careful when inserting, this onahole is just heavenly! Better than the previous oral onahole I’ve had in the past.It looks good, even after the climax. What really sets it off is the light…brushing of the teeth against your penis head.
But before I enter, I say something like…actually you know what? I would try from memory, time for online translations (that are more or less accurate)
Oh grande bocca! Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Per Chiedo stasera grande piacere.
Sia con pornagraphy, hentai, o l’immaginazione.
Non temo il vostro ingresso.
Per non vi è l’aspirazione al di là del cancello bianco e sopra la collina accidentata.
E possiamo continuare per mesi a venire con sperma.
Hail La Bocca
FEEL: 9/10 Slides in easily once you pass the teeth.
MATERIAL: 10/10 his material: Where do they come up with this?
PRICE: 9/10 Middle ground onahole in terms of price that’s well worth the price, possibly more.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 Comes with a packet…(complete the sentence)
EASE OF USE: 10/10 Cleans easily. Can finish looking like a oral creampie scene (unrelated, just want to include that)
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Overall, very pleased with this product. How I manage to put off using this, I will not understand. See you all next time, gonna go reconfirm my experience.