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Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

Image source: http://otakukart.com/animeblog/2016/02/08/12-anime-valentine-day-card-for-your-crush/5/

Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.

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Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

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Onii Tama Cock Ring by NPG

Image Source: https://m.aliexpress.com/item/2031569292.html

Ring. Around the penis. Once again, we come to this topic. I’ll try to not be so long winded this time. Well, depends if there needs to be alot said.

Anyway, here is the new one.

ToyDemon ($9.95, now $8.95)$

Unlike the Mini Cock Ring (also by NPG), this ring actually feels comfortable at the beginning.

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Clouds that either have breast shaped or testicle shaped noses? Maybe they’re supposed to be sperm?

Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2.5″ x 1.25″) or (7.62 cm x 6.35 cm x ~3.18 cm)

This cock ring is part of a line of three cock rings released by NPG which also include the Onee Tama cock ring (breasts instead of balls) and the King Tama Cock ring (bigger, symmetrical balls)

Comes in a bag, I was expecting a little box like the last two ring sets, but it doesn’t matter. Simple bag to throw away after opening or keep, assuming you don’t get confused by this bag’s folds.

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Even keeps it somewhat realistic: one ball is lower than the other. I get you can put it on based on your dominant hand, or the opposite just for fun.

In terms of stretchiness, I would rank it above Mini Cock ring but below EroiNger Cock Ring set; not too hard, not as soft or stretchy. I was initially worried it would not stretch due to the smaller diameter.

Maybe this happened due to a bad experience I had with it, but when I was all “warmed up”, it didn’t slide on easily, maybe because of the lotion I used. Once I got it on, it pulled the foreskin too far back and the semi-exposed head touch the inside of the onahole.

Thinking back, I have no idea how I made cock rings work before, maybe you really do need a real partner to make it work, assuming you can convince your partner to go along with this silly cock ring.

jokes aside let’s finish here.

  • FEEL: 6/10 Doesn’t slide too easily. Caution if you have foreskin or penis sensitivity.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Stretches at least.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Decent for one ring
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:7/10 Comes in a plastic bag.Less waste I guess.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Exactly how easy will require more testing.

FINAL SCORE:  34/50 or 68%. Falls short of being really decent. But again, more testing could improve this score. At least you can pretend you have 4 testicles, and be slightly harder.

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2017 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2017 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag From JList

ImageSource: http://giphy.com/search/christmas-present

Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.

I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.

Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.

Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.

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Box is upside down because my invoice information was there.
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What will we find inside?
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Our first item is a SD Tenga. Nice, nice. Looks good so far.

Next we have:

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A mini onahole. No idea what’s the name.

Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by  the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.

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A bullet vibrator. And it comes with batteries. Very nice.

so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:

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Another mini vibe. And it looks like it could connected as a keychain. Not that I’d do that myself.
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A little bottle of lotion. Ku.So No.Ha? Kusonoha? I’ll call it that for now. Also it has a clear pink tint? Interesting.

Our next item is:

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A JAV onahole. Air in Premium? Also, surprisingly, I found it rare that I see nipples on the front of the box. More on this onahole later.
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A stack of DVDs was included. I wonder what genres are represented here.
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See video below

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“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one. I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can.

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A sealed pair of panties. I swear I’m going down the weird path of the pervert. French text by the looks of it. May get back on that.
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And a red paper bag to end the preview.

Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.

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Nikudon Paipina by Ride Japan

Image Source:http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/the-anime-collectibles-thread.203647933/page-16

Hello again, a new year, the same topic: onaholes. And as always (at least it feels like always) I’m reviewing a onahole that was released years ago. But at least it stands the test of time. Also note: I’m not sure if this would qualify as either a vaginal or a breast-like onahole. Maybe it’s not supposed to be either?

Edit: according to information online, this onahole is supposed to represent a “Curvy” woman. Sounds about right.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $10.95) $

http://www.kanojotoys.com/niku-don-paipina-onahole-p-3122.html (US $17.00)

http://www.wantitall.co.za/Health-and-Personal-Care/Nikudon-Paipina__B00YXHEIJU (R 1,265.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 2.25″ x 2.25″) or (15.24 cm x ~5.72 cm x ~5.72 cm)

Weight: 295 g or 7.93 oz

Right, so this onahole originally came out back in 2015 as part of Ride Japan’s Fall line of products. Looking at the box: I had the impression that the girl was some princess.

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See, there’s a hat and some…shoulder collar? Maybe it’s a scarf? Also note the crown above the name.

A curvy princess I might add. There’s some role play fodder there. Helps maintain a healthy erection.

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From here, it looks more like a mouth or a soda bottle with a hole at the bottom, but…*looks online* Thermoplastic elastomer materials in lieu of whatever plastic is used in soda bottles.

Pic also shows the stretchiness of the onahole. Usually I same that in demostration videos rather than boxes. Or maybe I don’t really pay attention to the boxes. That’s a thought for another day.

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This was supposed to be a look inside the onahole, but…well there’s no excuse. Still probably won’t be retaken.

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Internal view.

Right, so as you may (not) see, the inside is similar to other Ride Japan products with the same Bungee cords inside to stimulate your member more like Anal sensei and the WAZ series (speaking of which, I had previously had an encounter with one such onahole: WAZ Takarabune Treasure Boat)

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Eh, the top is alright.

These picture are really not doing this justice. Luckily this one should.

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I swear I’ve seen that lotion packet design before, but here it’s white instead of a clear foil? Guess I’ll update if my theory is right or not.

Side note: the onahole kind of looks like some worm-like creature (that in this case provides pleasure rather than try to eat you.)

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The one positive here is if this image is automatically flipped, it’s pretty much impossible to tell. Makes for less of a headache.

The design is supposed to help with retaining the lotion in the onahole. Can confirm this to be true, like I can confirm that too much water when cleaning it building up outside the hole rather than go inside. Also something unrelated happen: I believe I experienced a second climax seconds after the first. Very rare for this to happen. And this onahole will get bonus points for that (or at least a higher place in my rotation).

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 8/10 Can feel pleasure in this even if not at full mast (chub, erection)
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 whatever the material name, it does the job well.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Great price relative to size and design.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The standard lube packet. Change this routine with caution.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Other than being careful not to turn the faucet too much, easy to clean and use.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. This is one worth keeping. I’ll have to test to see if my experience was just a fluke or not. Yeah…so see you next time.

Year two: conclusion

Another year down, another year to come. Thanks for the continued support in this perverted hobby of mine. Don’t know how I would still be here without interest from readers like you.

This year, I actually had something for this anniversary, but problems involving shipping happened. Don’t know when it will be resolved. Should I include it anyway when and if it gets resolved?

Anyway, once again, thanks for the support.

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Tokyo Honey by Merci

Image Source: http://taho.deviantart.com/art/Tokyo-Yakuza-Nightlife-485262257

There are times when a man goes to a  foreign country to soul search, meets a beautiful girl, gets acquainted, and ends up in bed with her. The story continues to unfold, he looks back years later, reminiscing. An international love, where words didn’t matter, actions did, like two ships passing each other for the night.

This is not that kind of story. This is a story that’s less…romanticized. Less travel, more foreign object of pleasure. A can-like object with a sexy not sexy picture.

ToyDemon ($5.95, now $3.95) $

http://hentaitoy.com/de/tokyo-honey (8,01 €)

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These soda advertisers really want their consumers to be thirsty, in both senses of the word.

Obviously, this is not a can of soda. This is a onahole in a can (obviously). And yes, this must be an older one due to the early computer generated girl. Or maybe it’s a cheaper design, which may be more likely.

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TMW you threw away the onahole/box too early and now have no idea what the text says.

moving on:

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It may be hard to see: but the can has what looks likes several train lines map. Might be based on actual Japanese train line maps? Several real life places are used.

A loli girl. Is this a reference to sex tourism? Hey, whatever gets you off, I guess. As long as it ain’t illegal.

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Merci. Also a somewhat clearer image of train lines.
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There is a little hole under this sticker. Maybe to simulate some sucking action when used?

I also noticed the rim looks like building lights in a city. Maybe where you met this girl in the middle of a city at night? Kind of like Sei Yariman Gakuen Nikki? Yeah, let’s go with that.

Feels like your run of the mill cheaper, disposable onahole. Comes pre-lubricated. The lube washes out when cleaning it.

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The foam that covers the entrance. Already lubed when I opened it.

Rating:

  • FEEL: 6/10 Past the foam and what I can feel of the onahole feels good.
  • MATERIAL: 5/10 Material used in disposables.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Decent price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Coming pre-lubed is great. No news about adding more being of any benefit.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Simple to use. Only drawback is the lube washes away.

FINAL SCORE: 35/50 or 70%. Nothing special, but it does the job. Will any one cum soon? Who knows?

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Lip Doll by Muni

Image Source: https://myanimelist.net/featured/1262/Anime_Lips__10_Characters_Looking_Great_With_and_Without_Lips

From one plastic box to another, we come by another one. Oral this time. Same theme: schoolgirl doing sexual activities to the user’s genitals.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $9.95) $

Measurements: L x W x H (5.75 in x 1.75 in x 1.75 in) or (~14.61 cm x 4.44 cm x 4.44 cm) Weight: ~5 oz or 140.6 grams.

Same story as Innocent Maki; small, schoolgirl themed and comes in a clear plastic box. Also lighting may be kind of glaring. I’m starting to notice a pattern here. Would you say there’s some consistency here (unless me, the past few months. Joke aside…)

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Only the front and back have anything interesting on this box.

I don’t know much about the makers of the onahole: Muni. Must be a newcomer to the onahole scene. Or at least a newcomer in terms of international release.(edit: Muni’s international was early 2016. The onahole is from their summer line.)

Schoolgirl is also cute, but not so petite (not a problem, just an opinion.) And yes, this onahole have a kind of teeth-like part in the mouth. It feels the same as the rest of the inside of the onahole.

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Comes with a (vial?) of lotion. Certainly different, I’m sure it will feel at the very least adequate.

Feels…a little tighter than the other oral onaholes I have tried before. Makes sense due to it’s smaller size. I can at least insert myself inside, which is a benefit that usually gets mentioned for either unusual or particularly bad onaholes.

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Upon closer look, I’m reminded of some generic RPG monster/retro hentai creature that, in this case violate the heroine with it’s mouth before the big dicked monster comes in and violates the heroine/love interest. The hero is either bound and forced to watch this go down or he is being seduced by the sexy witch/sorceress. And you’re here imagining that aren’t you?

TL;DR: mouth pussy looks like rapist monster

Side note: did I just vaguely describe a hentai or just mix together a bunch of tropes? Not even I know which is it. Long time reader may know tangents happen occasionally.

The onahole may be tight, but it can do this at least.

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The answer to the question: What that mouth do though? (what dat mouf do dough?)

RATING TIME:

  • FEEL: 8/10 Unlike Innocent Maki, this stretches to accommodate the penis
  • MATERIAL: 7/10 Material still feels the same though
  • PRICE: 7/10 Affordable, but not too special.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 The lotion comes in a little bottle. I’ve only seen this in bigger/pricier onaholes.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Also simple.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. Have not been feeling burned or chapped after using, but I feel there is more to be desired when used. Still Alright though.

I’d say more, but (assuming I do this right) there will be more pretty soon. See you all later.

 

 

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Virgin Cup (Cute?)by KM Produce

Image Source: https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/virgin-cup

Yes, here it is Part 2 of my Virgin cup review. Please don’t mind the crappy videos, my setup is not so good right now. Maybe it’s intentional, or maybe it’s make a point. Either way, here is the review.

If you have not read it yet, I’d like to read the article at https://blog.onahole.eu/news/onaholes-sometimes-a-risky-hobby. And the video I made at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EB5ftoZVU.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $4.95) $

Dimensions L x W x H: (7.25″ x 2.75″ x 2.75″) or (~18.42 cm x ~6.99 cm x ~6.99 cm)

But enough of plugging my and other blogs’ content, for real, here is the review. (Also, rant warning, though it’s more about how reading it upset me rather than from personal experience)

Let me set the scene with this image

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Yes, a cup.

Looks pretty harmless right? A good time for your lonely night? At first, it seems that way.

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Virgin New Adult Concept “You can break a hymen whenever any time time you like it’s a great experience”

Now, normally, this sentence sounds like everything will go right and you have nothing to worry about, unless you are the one whose hymen will be broken, then you may feel anxiety and nervousness.

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—The Virginal membrane—

Yes, as far as I know, there is a some of “hymen” that you get to tear with your penis or another equally phallic object.

This onahole is part of a line of onacups. This is what I’m guessing is the “Cute” version of the onacup line by KM Produce.

So what’s the problem you may ask? (unless you read the blog post or watched the video) Let’s see if I can find a non-complicated way of demonstrating the problem (other than actually using it myself). Yes, I think this gif will do.

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Yeah, you are see this correctly, pain around your testicles due to being too tight for “westie” penises. Yes, this pain is called Testicular Torsion (yeah, I felt my nuts withdraw and I started crossing my legs, a pain any man would probably not wish on their worst enemy.) Basically, the spermatic cord where your testicle is connected twists, cutting off the blood supply to the testicle.

Wow, I came here to rant, and now I have started to scare myself and you, my readers.

Now that I think about it, since I didn’t actually use the onahole, I should not give a score. Or maybe judge it based on other reviewers’ experience? No, that doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’ll go with a variation of my usual scoring criteria.

  • FEEL: 5/10. By touch, kind of cheap (see price). Actual use, guessing like hell
  • MATERIAL: 5/10. Cheap disposable-like material. (maybe you are supposed to use it once?)
  • PRICE: 6/10. Not available in many sites. Very cheap. You get what you pay for.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10. This gets a pass, due to being disposable.
  • EASE OF USE: 5/10. Simple to penetrate, very difficult to get the feeling back.

FINAL SCORE: 31/50 or 62%. This may be too high a score for something that can put you man parts out of commission for a while, unless you get out on that pain, which will made it hurt more, which gets you more aroused and…(you can see where this is going). So yes, I leave you with this video and I’ll see you all next time.

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Innocent -Maki- By Magic Eyes

Image source: http://weheartit.com/entry/group/29863769

It’s been quite some time. I miss all of you, but you probably didn’t notice I was gone. Whatever, I’m back. Mostly because I discovered something. Remember Sujiman Kupa Lolinco? I said it was tight right? Well compared to that, I had an easier time entering her, the loli bride than I did this (Spoilers: loli schoolgirl). Maybe it’s because I lack the sake to enter easily.

CoolMaleSexToys ($14.99, now $7.99) $

https://www.wanta.net/en/shop/prod_default.asp?ProdID=4533&DepID=1 (HK$162)

http://www.taketoys.net/items.php?id=6881 (HK$179)

https://www.loveislove.com.sg/products/japan-magic-eyes-innocent-maki ($40.00)

Measurements (L x W x H) (5.5 in. x 2 in. x 2in.) or (~14 cm x ~5.1 cm x ~5.1 cm)

Weight: 170g or ~6 oz.

Right as you will see, it is considerably smaller than the Lolinco, so it is implied than it may be quite difficult to enter inside when you a westie man using a japanese sex toy (being serious here) I didn’t think it at the time, due to being aroused and excited.

Lets take a look at its packaging, shall we?

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Pardon the lighting. Couldn’t get a good shot. Plastic packaging, that’s something you don’t see everyday(for an onahole).
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Our girl. She’s…cute…and petite I guess.
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There is a joke to be made here. I won’t say the joke because I have too much respect for the series. Unless this arrow is telling me something important that isn’t a joke.

Looks quite lovely, yeah? At least it has that…only it’s not that bad. Guess the lack of what can be said is because it’s pretty simple and I’m just repeat some things I said before. Here’s something new: it is one of two versions of the Innocent line, but after this, maybe I will see if the other one is any better? No promises.

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It’s so small. Stretching could improve it.
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No, I didn’t just reuse a random packet. It came with this one. The usual shopkeeper loli who wants to sell you a lubricant-like product. I say we should listen to her.

Now, here’s the problem.

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Quite a narrow entrance. Maybe if I warmed it up, it would be easier. Head pleasure game on point though (OK, I’ll stop)

Right…so score time.

  • FEEL: 7/10 how it feels isn’t too bad. Better if it could stretch more.
  • MATERIAL: 7/10 Also soft and not hard to cum in.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Not really available everywhere and exchange rate is strange
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Can’t really mess up lotion (I swear I will be proven wrong in the near future)
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Pretty easy and simple.

FINAL SCORE:  38/50 or  76%. If you can cum with it, It can’t be too bad (unless you burn and are left chapped after use). Otherwise, pretty alright.

See you all later. Maybe I’ll record the V***** C*P being penetrated by not me. What do I mean? Wait and see.

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Hidachitukko Plus by NPG

Image Source: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/70752795?page=7

Been a while. Was busy with other commitments irl. I still care about this blog, don’t get the wrong idea. Great whenever I get the chance to post a review. I’m gonna continue with what I’m guessing what you came for: soft hentai chicks getting fucked silly by big fleshy cocks (there’s a hentai/fanfic idea…that’s actually kinda stupid). Actually, maybe not stupid, it can happen in real life anyway, just not one you may be proud to admit reading.

We start our story with this…

Toydemon ($19.95, now $16.95) $

http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/hidachitukko-plus/ ($19.99, now $16.99)

http://en-nls.com/pict1-40708?c2=9999 (USD $17.15)

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This sweater and panty combo wearing cutie

Measurements: L x W x H (5.25″ x 2.5″ x 2.25″) or (~13.34 cm x 6.35 cm x ~5.72 cm)

Weight: 8.32 oz or ~235.87 grams.

Cute, right? She’s more than just a pretty printed on cardboard face. It’s what’s inside that really proves its worth.

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But first, some more box images.
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Strings inside, more on it later.
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Also, because I will forget: She got tits!

NOW I will get to the actual onahole.

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Judging by the bag, I’m guessing this is NPG’s work.

One thing about the bag that, unfortunately, I cannot show: this bag…is resealable! I’m am seriously blown away with this! Something so simple, used this way just gives some extra points. Now I don’t have to do this myself (I still will for the most part).  The inside has strings that can wrap around your penis. This makes the onahole feel tighter and narrower. She feels softer and smaller than the Excited at Body Yu Sakura. Moving on:

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Lube packet with an interesting design. 15 ml or ~0.51 oz.

Also something I rarely see: an actual insert.

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The cover, minus most of the text.

At first, I wondered why an insert. And then I get an idea

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It’s either this, or just use the insert as fap material. Either way, I’m okay with it. For the latter, there is quite a queue building up for me.

…Yeah, I should wrap this up.

  • FEEL: 10/10 Fits well, small opening that stretches to open for a penis or dildo to be inserted inside. The strings added a uniqueness that very few other onaholes share.
  • MATERIAL:  10/10 soft and not as firm as Excited at body Yu Sakura.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 selling out fast, some get a copy today, or next week, whenever.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Lube is basic in a good way.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 If it’s clean after a huge load has been pumped inside, it cleans well.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. How I managed to go a few days without fapping is a show of willpower I didn’t know I could do, especially since recently. But that’s a story I ma actually start but either never really get to or finish, if at all.

Round 2 bell is ringing, see ya.