KYO 7 Sins – 7 Kilo Pleasure Hip

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/kyo-7-sins.html

Hello everyone. How’s it going? Hope all is good and not too dull. It’s that time again. That time where I would like to present another wonderful onahole from my friends over at Motsutoys.com.

Tonight’s onahole is quite a unit of lifelike flesh called KYO 7 Sins. And it is quite a big onahole, even bigger than some onahips I have reviewed on here. But enough of my past experiences, let’s talk about this recent experience.

MotsuToys (€249.95) $

https://www.adult-company.com/detail/index/sArticle/142776 (€249.95)

https://www.asia-sextoys.com/detail/index/sArticle/142776/number/AC500517630 (€249.95)

Packaging

Oh boy is this a huge box.
That’s right: 7 Kgs (15.4 lbs) of Pleasure.
Also included on the box is what looks like classical pieces of art. I’m no art expert, but it appears to be from a certain time period. Couldn’t tell you from what paintings were used here or by who.
A closer look at the art wheel.
No kidding…

Contents

Oh goodness, Styrofoam. Great for protection during shipping, but quite loud in the middle of the night.
The blocks were taped together, keeping the contents stable.
Pardon my language here but God damn, that is a dump truck booty! So far, it looks like what I had imagined.
Great molding. It got cracked on the way it looks like. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
I haven’t felt this excited in a long time. Heck, I’m even more excited than I have ever been, relating to onaholes of course.

Product

I am reminded of a quote from a fan made parody that was copyright claimed by the company who owns the characters that were parodied in said fan made parody. It goes something likes this: “…Looking like a double wide surprise…*inhale* Goddamn…!”.

Anyways, back to talking about the onahole.

Such detail on the pussy lips. Including thighs is a nice touch too.
Also included is a fully usable anus with tunnel. this just keeps getting better and better.
I’ll be honest: I really thought for a moment this was another entrance. Maybe if you are brave or horny enough, you could stick yourself inside, but I believe it’s for easier washing and cleaning.

Feeling

Again, so much detail. you can really see the shape, color and entrance of the pussy and the pucker of the anus.

Starting off with the the pussy. Sliding in was easy and accommodating. I didn’t slip out and didn’t really need too much lotion to continue moving in and out of the tunnel. I was able to go in deep, hip to hip, penis to vagina close. And continued feeling pleasure throughout use.

Anal tunnel differs from vaginal hole.

Now for the anus, it differs a bit, but not too much from the vaginal tunnel. The only real differences were entrance shape and tunnel texture. Otherwise, what I said about the vagina also applies here.

Cleaning

Here is the part where I usually say “Cleaning up is easy and simple”. But guess what: I actually ran into a problem with cleaning up. I knew this onahole was quite large, but I didn’t think my sink would be too small to properly wash this onahole. I had to use a cup and pour the water into the tunnels. Thankfully that was the only problem as the wiping and drying part was still easy. So I am not blaming the onahole on this: I just need to adjust my routine a little bit.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Feels soft and really gets you to climax within a matter of minutes, if not sooner.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 The material used was superb. The material inside and out are soft and stimulating at the same time.
  • PRICE: 10/10 It may seem like quite a lot, and depending on your budget, it may be. But please believe me when I say it is a worthy investment, and if your situation is good, get it, you will not regret it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Sure, there is no lotion, but it isn’t your first rodeo, you may still have a bottle or two next to your other toys.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 It is better to wash this onahole in your bath/shower room unless you got a deep, wide sink available.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. Wow, just wow. Easily a contender for top 5, even top 3 in my books. You really feel every inch / centimeter of this onahip, and you may likely find yourself coming back to this onahole. Treat it well, and you will get a lot of mileage.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

KYO 7 Sins

I want to once thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Meat Master

Image Source: https://anime.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/1428825/

It may not be quite warm weather depending where you live, but there is just something about grilled meats. And not just grilled meats, but the art of cooking. And what’s sexier than a girl who can cook? The answer you are thinking may be correct, but me personally, I think it’s two girls who can cook. And since I’ve been starting to get into cooking shows, let’s introduce our contestants we have here.

M:
ToyDemon ($20.63)$

K:
ToyDemon ($20.63)$

Dimensions: L x W x H

M (5.91″ x 3.35″ x 3.15″) or (15 cm x ~8.51 cm x 8 cm)

K (6.69″ x 2.75″ x 2.56″) or (16.99 cm x ~6.99cm x 6.5 cm)

Weight:

M: 320g or 11.28 oz

K: 280g or 9.88 oz

Packaging

First up we have Maria. Her title is Fleisch Meister. Sounds exotic, I’m excited to see what kind of dish we will see tonight.

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Maria enters wearing a negligee that don’t cover her amble bosom. Hope that skin stays unblemished.

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Notice the heart hands: she is already trying to impress the judge.

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Looks like we are dealing with some nubs. More on that later.

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4 patterns throughout the tunnel.

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The marvelous gentleness and the abundant holding feeling are dreamy in a trance instinctively.

Round of applause for Maria.

Next, we have Kurisu. She also holds title of Fleisch Meister. Two contestants who both hold the same thing. Sounds like things will be interesting.

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Kurisu entering wearing nothing but an apron. Is this some Hadaka apron or naked apron play? One thing’s for sure: she came in with proper protection in today’s kitchen.

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Oh wait, is that a nip slip? Guess the apron just can’t completely cover her and her large breasts.

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A pleated pattern throughout the tunnel.

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Smooth and pleated: a life-like classic design.

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The marvelous gentleness and the abundant holding feeling are dreamy in a trance instinctively.

Round of applause for Kurisu.

Now that both of our lovely contestants have been introduced, let’s see exactly what we are working with tonight.

Contents

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Let’s start with Maria.

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Maria comes in wrapped in easy to open packing, no need to rip open.

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Now we go to Kurisu.

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Same packet of lotion. Nothing wrong here.

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Kurisu comes in wrapped in the same kind of wrapping.

Product

Now we take a closer look at our contestants.

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Maria with the round entrance and nubbed tunnel.

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Kurisu also with the round entrance, but rather than nubs or bumps, she has a smooth tunnel.

Feeling

And now the taste test.

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Maria with multiple stimulating bumps.

Based on the entrance, I thought it would be a tighter squeeze and that it would require more lotion to really use this onahole. Neither were the case. I fitted nicely into the onahole, I felt the stimulation from the various patterns of nubs and handling was easy as can be.

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Kurisu with the pleated tunnel.

If I had thought the previous onahole was going to be a tight squeeze, this onahole would not budge in my mind. Thankfully, I was proven wrong and felt the wonderful stimulation of the various patterns of pleat. And handling was easy, nothing more needs to be said about it.

Cleaning

No trouble cleaning up after a feast with these two.

Now after careful consideration, taking into account what made one onahole different from the other, I have come to a decision, is what I want to say, but in the end, I just could not decide between the two and I will state why below.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 Having the choice of nubs or pleats is always appreciated (Not those two specially, I mean having multiple choices).
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch and it doesn’t irritate any skin.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Though it is nice not to have to search around, varying prices is nice to see.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Good to have lotion as a standard.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Too easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. I really don’t know why I thought it would so easy to choose between the two onaholes. Maybe more testing would help me determine which edges over the other one. At least I had fun writing the review. So yeah, see you all next time.

Extrip Haruna Hana

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/extrip-haruna-hana.html

Hello Everyone, how are you all doing so far? I hope everything is going well and I hope you are not too bored. Me, I’m here to presenting another wonderful onahole, coming from my friends over at Motsutoys.com.

The onahole we have here tonight (or whenever you read this) is Extrip Haruna Hana. This onahole appears to be based on a JAV star called, well Haruna Hana. Don’t know much about her work, but I hear she’s pretty popular. Let’s see what kind of onahole we have that has her name on it.

MotsuToys (€99.95)$
ToyDemon ($72.70)$
Otonajp ($57.40)
KanojoToys ($72.00)
Otona-Sekai (¥ 6,120)
Condomjp ($97.99)
PleasureHobby ($89.15 SGD)
CherryAffairs ($89.20 SGD)
Dimensions: (6.75″ x 3.5″ x 4″) or ( ~17.15 cm x  ~8.9 cm x  ~10.2 cm)

Weight: 685g or  24.16oz

Packaging

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What a flattering photo and a great box cover. Those are K-cups my sources say, and I’m not talking about coffee.

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It wraps so that the silicon of thickness may inhale man’s penis, and, up to now, it has led to the ejaculation by the pleasure that has not been felt.

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Another great shot. Sources also told me she is a former Gravure idol. I think she did pretty well for herself.

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Goodness, would you look at that detail of the entrance. Whoever does their camerawork, kudos to you good sir/madam.

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I don’t know if it was just me, but the contents of the box got moved around during the shipping process. I’ll just count it as an accident and just move on.

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Inside the onahole are 4 chokepoints, each different from the last. It’s like an obstacle course for your penis.

Contents

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Yeah, contents moved inside before I opened this box.

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I haven’t seen one of these bottles packaged with an onahole in a while. Usually pricier ones include a bottle rather than a packet. So you know this is a higher end onahole we got here.

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Onahole wrapped and in good condition.

Product

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It may appear a bit narrow, but you shouldn’t encounter problems entering.

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If the previous photo didn’t tip you off, this onahole is big.

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Not just by weight, but by size too.

Feeling

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Pink and realistic looking tunnel.

Here is how I felt while using this onahole: Entering was quite easy, the chokepoints felt less of a choke at more like a wall of realistic looking flesh to push and slide past. The weight of the onahole is higher than your usual sleeve-like onaholes, but that weight did not stop me from holding and feeling during use, either the outside or the inside. It almost felt like one of those hip shaped onaholes, could be an excellent stepping stone for those who want to transition to a more full bodied onahole.

Cleaning

I said it once, and I’ll say it again: No problems cleaning up. Easy to do and easy to maintain.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Quite soft and very stimulating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Smooth and easy to hold on to.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Price varies depending where you shop, but a worthy investment nonetheless.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 A small bottle of lotion is not an everyday occurance with most onaholes. Usually packed with higher end onaholes from the looks of it.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy. How many does it need to be said really.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. It has been a while since a photograph has evoked many emotions within myself, mostly lust, but other emotions are there too. A really great onahole to look and feel into, a candidate for one of the best decisions of your life but your mileage may vary. Me personally, I believe what I just said.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Extrip Haruna Hana

I want to once thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon. A surprise may come soon.

Gokusai Uterus Duo

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/gokusai-uterus-duo-onahole.html

Hello all. It’s me, back at it again with presenting another fine onahole. Another onahole coming from my good friends over at Motsutoys.com.

The onahole is question is Gokusai Uterus Duo. I have heard many things about this series of onaholes, perhaps I have tried and review one in this series? I will check at a later time.

Anyways, this is a double sided onahole: a vagina at each end (hence the uterus duo in the name), feeling like it’s two onaholes in one. And not just two vaginas, but it looks like each vagina is a bit different from the other, which you will hopefully see later.

MotsuToys (€29.95)$
ToyDemon ($33.95) $
CondomJP ($51.99)
Japaneselovetoys.com ($99.00)
Loveislove ($53.00)

Dimensions: (5.97″ x 3.07″ x 3.07″) or (15.16 cm x  ~7.8 cm x  ~7.8 cm)

Weight: 600g or ~21.2 oz

Packaging

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Based on this cover, I would say the two girls are sisters: one younger and one older wearing what appears to be either nightgowns or lingerie.

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Cross section, showing where both ends meet.

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Another cross section showing how each vaginal tunnel looks and works.

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Info on each girl. The other thing I know for sure is the blood type (which also says what their personality is, if you believe in that).

Contents

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The usual packet of lotion.

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To my surprise, there was a flap under the sisters’ info. Even better, there are pictures showing the sisters and which end represents who. This helps in remembering how to put away the onahole in the position it was previously in.

Product

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Older Sister. Outside is the bigger of the two. Anus is cosmetic.

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Younger sister. Outside is the smaller of the two. Anus is also cosmetic.

Feeling

Warning: The following paragraph may contain amounts of neck beard levels of cringe. If you would like to avoid reading said cringe, please continue scrolling. Viewer discretion is advised.

Before I began using this onahole, I had already started imagined a hentai-like scenario (that I sure I had watched something similar a while back) that basically goes: Man meets both sisters. The beautiful, older sister is willing to give herself up on the condition that the guy (me) promises not to sleep with her cute, younger sister. And of course, I “promise” not to sleep with the younger sister, because older sis will be such a good lay. We get hot in bed and everywhere. I then proceed to sleep with the younger sis anyway, because really, who or what is stopping me at any point? She will also be a good lay. I also screw her everywhere. Story ends with man controlling both sisters. Ending is either dark or happy depending how you view it.

End of cringe. Your regularly scheduled review will now continue.

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Older sister entrance.

First, let’s talk about the older sister. The vagina was a bit more looser than I had expected. Not loose, but definitely not as tight. Gripping is easy, outside texture helps out with that. Tunnel texture is pleated, there are multiple chokepoints. Definitely an “experienced” woman feeling here.

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Younger sister entrance.

Now for the younger sister, she is a bit tighter. Or so I thought at first. While this entrance is a bit tighter than the other one, I had no problems entering. The entrance wrapped around me like the older sister entrance. One choke point before splitting into two tunnels at the end. Tunnel was a bit more narrow, definitely an “inexperienced”/virgin girl feeling here.

Cleaning

Cleaning up is still no problem for me and it shouldn’t be for you.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Soft to the crotch and gets you there.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch and feels wonderful.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Affordable without feeling too cheap. Definitely more bang for your buck (pun intended and unintended)
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard packet of lotion. There is little more you can do to improve without raising the price a bit.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Water goes in one end and leaves the other. A bit more drying, but that is no problem.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. I like the imagery and I really like using this onahole. Double onaholes are great investments, price wise and happiness wise. Already my favorite in those categories.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Gokusai Uterus Duo

I want to thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Nikuman Delta

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/niku-man-delta.html

Hello, how is everyone doing? I hope not too bored with the current situation. I won’t say anything more about it. I promise.

Instead, I am proud to present a review of a product from my good friends over at MotsuToys.com. You remember them, right? if not, here.

Refreshed your memory? Good, now on the product in question we have here today (or whenever you read this) is called Nikuman Delta.

Now the word delta, what comes to mind? An airline? an insurance firm? Dental company? A letter of the Greek alphabet? Perhaps an obscure city or town in your state or country? I can tell you one thing for sure: it’s not found near a river (that would just be creepy.)

MotsuToys (€59.95)$
KanojoToys ($31 USD)
CherryAffairs ($70.46 SGD)

Dimensions: (6.3″ x 3.3″ x 3.3″) or 16 cm x 8.5 cm x 8.5 cm

Weight: 600g or ~21.2 oz

Packaging

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Quite Thicc!

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Feel good. Feels right. NIKUMAN not only feels great. It’s well-made. durable, functional and it feels right with new and experienced users alike. With NIKUMAN we strive to satisfy and not disappoint.

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There is a pig…with wings…in a diaper…and is wearing a hat?! Also the nose is heart/peach/bun shaped. Unexpected, but cool nonetheless.

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It’s so triangular. A delta of power and eroticism without the river or water. The “flaps” look to be textured. Looks to be more like round nubs. Unrelated,  the entrance kind of looks like an anus.

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Even the texture inside the onahole is triangular or at least in some three sided shape. And you can use the onahole either right side up or upside down, which ever you prefer.

Contents

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First opening this up, I noticed the inside of the box is not just pink, but has this one design, don’t know what it is exactly, but I’m going to guess and say they are buns. In fact, the outside of the box also has the same design. Why do I think that? Because a great man, called Sir Mix-a-lot has once said:
“…My anaconda don’t, my anaconda don’t,
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun…”.

Edit: Funny thing, while I was writing the part, I found found out a nikuman is a Chinese-styled steamed pork bun. Man, that wordplay really caught me off guard and now it all makes sense: The design, the entrance, everything. Also made me feel kind of hungry, but that’s not why we’re here. Moving on…

Product

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G Project x Pepee collab lotion. Now there’s something you don’t see everyday, at least not packaged with an onahole. You know that means the lotion will be high quality.

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From here, it looks like your standard onahole.

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The texture reaches to the outside edges of the flaps.

Feeling

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Now you can go with a 2-1 formation

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Or a 1-2 formation

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It’s like looking at the underside of a starfish, not that that’s going to stop me or anything.

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Close up of triangular/ “bun” texture.

Now on to how the onahole felt. It felt kind of tight, but still comfortable. Feeling the nubs  outside as I begin to enter to feeling the “buns” around my member is quite something. The feeling of both textures simultaneously keeps me engaged (not that I get distracted while using an onahole, that would be weird). It’s easy to grip, and the flaps makes it harder to just slip out randomly.

Cleaning

Very easy to clean: rinse and dry with your choice of towel, microfiber cloth, a drying stick you may have around somewhere or whatever you want.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 The constant stimulation is quite a bliss. Really enjoyed my sessions.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, and holds together after several uses.
  • PRICE: 9/10 For the price, it is well worth it. Not too low, not too high, just excellent middle ground.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Not only is a collab lotion packet included with an onahole rare, the lotion itself holds itself quite well against other lotions.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Quite easy to clean: rinse and dry.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. I really don’t know what can I say that I haven’t already said several times already. I just got this onahole not too long ago, and it’s already becoming one of my favorites.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Nikuman Delta

I want to thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Tongue Pierced Fella

Image Source: https://picsart.com/i/image-credit-to-artist-piercing-freetoedit-piercings-228867564018202

The history of body piercings is interesting. From cultural traditions to breaking social norms, the perception of piercing has changed through time. While ear piercings are normal and even expected in some parts of the world, Having a piercing anywhere else is usually met with judgement, stares, cat calls and occasionally, admiration. One particular area I’d like to focus on is the tongue piercing. Personally, I can’t help but wonder how getting head would feel from a girl with an oral piercing feel. Not based on the skill of the girl in question, but how the contact of my penis meeting a warm metal piercing. Though I feel fear due to other factors that I may never actually experience that, I can get close with a certain onahole.

Long introduction aside, here’s an onahole called Tongue Pierced Fella.
ToyDemon ($17.95, now $17.41) $

Dimensions: (5.9″ length, 3.35″ tongue) or (150 mm length, 88 mm tongue)

Weight: 385g or 13.58 oz

Packaging

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This oral onahole is based on a JAV star. The name escapes me, but I swear the product page either had the information at one point. The details tab just has a video, maybe it explained there, but I am not sure. Also, I swear I have seen the JAV star before on another onahole collab. If I find out later, I’ll come back and edit.

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Other than a lack of information on my end, it look quite promising. Also just noticed the model is credited. So there’s the answer.

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Goodness that looks…what’s the word? I’ll go with appealing.

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Going from tongue to spiral texture to nub-like texture sounds like a wild ride, and I feel like it is.

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FellaBitch. Yeah, I guess that’s the look the model is rocking, in a bikini no less.

Contents

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Standard issue two piece set.

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The lotion.

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And the onahole itself.

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But it came double bagged. Must be for protection.

Product

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Nice Tongue!

Now, and I kid you not, looking at the onahole, it looks great, but there’s just something missing here. Any guesses to what it is? That’s right…the piercing. I was under the impression that the onahole would be pre-pierced. Honestly, I was so close to posting about it, thinking I received an onahole with a manufacturing defect, until I looked inside the box again.

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Yep, there’s the piercing in question.

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Upon closer inspection, they are two magnetic balls.

In my opinion, having magnetic balls represent the piercing is a really good thing. You can place them anywhere on the tongue, or even not use them at all if you want. Though you may miss out on quite an experience, but you do you.

Feeling

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First attempt placing the magnetic piercing.

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My attempt at making onahole match model on the box.

The magnets are strong, more than enough to stay on during use, but not too strong where they cannot be removed or relocated. I felt a sensation during use, and it was not as cold as I thought it would be and at the same time, not warm, at least not until I started using that is. The rest of the mouth was soft to the touch, the transition of the 3 textures of the throat was it’s own kind of bliss and again, quite a ride. And I had no problems gripping and holding, so kudos to that.

Cleaning

Washing this mouth is almost not different from brushing your teeth: You rinse with water. However I personally don’t dry out my mouth with a towel, paper towel or a drying stick. It is recommended that you do that for the onahole.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 Soft to the touch and during use.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, magnet are usually not too cold or too warm
  • PRICE: 10/10 A good price that comes with no regret.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard lotion packet is appreciated.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Never a problem with cleaning.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Can’t go wrong with this oral onahole. The fantasy element adds to the spice and gives a sense of adventure. And it’s just fun to play with, with or without pants.

I just want to take this moment and thank all my readers out there who read and followed this blog of mine, I have hit post #100. Without you guys (and a few gals out there somewhere, I’m sure), I don’t know where I would end up. You all give me motivation to write and inspiration to continue exploring the world of adult toys with you all. Once again, thanks so much and I will see you all again soon enough.

Monster Girl Quest

Image Source: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/5335090-monster-girl-quest-alice-monster-lord-nsfw

Hello, how life been treating all of you? Me? It’s been keeping me busy in many ways. But with that time away from the life I knew made me want to come back to blogging about onaholes and the like (Seriously. Is that a problem?). Full story either coming soon or it may already be up by the time this post comes up.

Right, with that said, let’s talk monster girls. They are exotic looking, they may offer a pleasure that cannot be achieved with a human female, they may even eat us (Don’t judge me, I’ve seen stranger fetishes on the internet). And they are a fantasy that allows us to think outside of our reality.

Specifically, I am talking about a game: Monster Girl Quest.

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Not a sponsored post. Though I am available to talk, just saying.

An eroge where you play the hero, Luka and travel the world, meet new friends, make allies and seek power to defeat the evil monster lord. Oh and the monsters you fight throughout the game are quite horny and will rape and/or kill any foolish , unblessed human who dares approach their domain, though rape happens most of the time. And the sex ranges from to die for to you saying “I don’t need or want anything else” (This is not a plot summary, it’s been a while since I seen gameplay and I’m sure there is a lot I’m missing, but I can say go play it. It looks like a good time or two.) There are also spinoffs, retellings, and most importantly, a two episode hentai OVA, because of course it would happen.

The hentai is basically scenes where our hero Luka, is continuously “bedded” by various monster girl species. There is a story, but with only two episodes, not a lot of time to tell and show sex scenes. Three particular monster girls that shown up and are the subjects of this review are Alma Elma, a succubus and one of the four heavenly knights who serves the monster lord, Erubetie, a slime and also one of the four heavenly knights alongside Alma Elma, and a new character introduced called Minagi, basically Lucifer and mastermind behind the OVAs’ events.

And like many hentai, we get some onaholes based on the characters.

Alma Elma:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-alma-elma-p-4940.html ($49)
Erubetie:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-erubetie-p-4969.html ($49)
Minagi:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-minagi-p-4939.html ($49)
Dimensions: L x W x H (5.12″ x 4.41″ x 2.56″) or (13 cm x 11.2 cm x 6.5cm)

Packaging

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Alma Elma

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Erubetie

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Minagi

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For future reference, the onaholes share their color with their boxes. So Alma Elma is purple, Erubetie is blue, and Minagi is pink.

Contents

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Product

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Feeling

Alma Elma:

The entrance  and first chokepoint is pleated. After that , the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt loosest of the three.

Erubetie:

The entrance and first chokepoint are covered in what looks like droplet shaped nubs. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ridged shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt tightest of the three.

Minagi:

The entrance and first chokepoint is pleated and at an angle. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt like a middle ground between looser and tighter of the three.

Cleaning

Cleaning is so easy and problem free. Whether you got a special cloth for cleaning or some paper towels and a utensil.

Since I can’t seem to choose one over the other, I will grade them all in one score since it will all be the same more or less.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 8/10 All are tight but quite accommodating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and firm. Not rough at all.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A fair price and you can’t go wrong with choosing any of them.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Packet of lotion goes a long way. An excellent standard to have.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy clean up. Nothing more needs to be said.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Monster girls, check. Onaholes, check. Hentai, check. An excellent combo for last night pleasure, triple check. Absolutely no complaints here.

Stay safe out there, we are all in this together (And no, this is not High School musical and last time I checked, I am not a celebrity, I am an average Joe like the rest of the world.) See ya next time.

KYO

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Here’s something that hasn’t been seen on the blog for a long time: A review brought by a sponsor. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this review was brought to you by the fine folks at MotsuToys.com. They have sent me several products from the brand KYO.

Here is the box (No, not the song).

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They really did send me a package! Man, it feels like a while since I said anything like that.

There are quite a number of products included in the box, so I will try to break them down one by one.

Packaging

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Contents

First up:

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A bag for your onahole. Simple and sturdy.

Not too much needs to be said. It’s good and does the job well.

Next up:

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KYO Microfiber Drying sticks. There were two packs.

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Cleaning sticks for cleaning and drying out male masturbation toys. There is even a picture for reference.

Just by looking and trying these out, I already like them. They clean onaholes better than my old combination of old chopsticks and paper towels. Unlike those, these sticks can be re used, though I suggest throwing them away after a couple of uses. You know, for hygienic purposes.

Used in conjunction with the next item, I have seen improvement in terms of cleaning and storing:

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KYO Drying stick. Dry your pocket pussy after cleaning. Keep it safe and fresh.

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Instructions: Drying stick made out of 100% diatomaceous earth. Its porous structure and high content in silica makes it great to attract moisture. The drying sticks will absorb fluids and help to eliminate bacterial growth. Prolong the life of your toys and protect your health by using the Onahole Drying Sticks.

Now I am no geologist and I had to look up diatomaceous (consisting of or abounding in diatoms or their siliceous remains) and diatomaceous earth (basically a sedimentary rock that crumbles to a white powder) and from what I have seen, it just works. It is used in many everyday products like potted plant soil. And its job is to absorb moisture if I’m reading correctly. Anyway, it does just that: absorb fluids and help eliminate the growth of bacteria (this puts me at ease and help protect me from any infections caused by improper cleaning techniques).

Lovely product. I wonder what its followed up by:

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KYO Crystal Mouth.

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KYO Crystal Mouth is masturbator with dual layer design. The outside layer is soft and stretchy while the inside layer is firmer for a strong stimulating feeling. Always use water-based lubricant when using this toy. Clean and dry after every use.

At first I was confused just what in the world was this (this was before reading the back of course).

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Hello There.

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Very ghostly and it reminds me of sex toys I have seen early on in my journey down this perverse hobby of mine.

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Suprise! it’s actually double sided! Twice the holes, twice the pleasure.

Yeah, that pussy really came out of nowhere for me. I was already excited when I saw the mouth. Once that pussy appeared before me, it was like I had stumbled upon some secret passage.

And now–wait a minute this doesn’t look like a KYO product. Oh well, it was in the box with the others, so here it is, a bonus:

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ONDO! NUPU. Spoiler alert: it’s another double sided onahole.

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Yeah, you will see soon enough.

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That is a sexy pair of DSL, you know what I mean?

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The pussy is well shaped, too bad I can’t unsee a certain something. And now you do too, don’t deny it.

Product

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Cleaning stick again. You know who makes them now. A name to remember.

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A preview of the next section.

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It really does the job, no kidding.

Alright, I had shown the products that I can’t put my dick inside of (without being insane). Now on to the holes I can fuck.

Feeling

First up: KYO Crystal mouth feat. Crystal pussy (why did that remind of Crystal Pepsi?)

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There are teeth. Reminds me of an oral onahole or two that I have already reviewed. Also, the tongue is also ghostly.

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Those pink spots are the tightest points of the entrances.

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Also, when I said it was double sided, I meant it.

The mouth was quite similar to La Bocca Della Verita except after a few inches, around the pink area, it is the tightest. Same story with the vagina. The teeth do not feel hard and uncomfortable. The tongue does not interfere with insertion. The vagina half was well shaped and offered no resistance to my penetration. My one concern that was validated after use was since the onahole has one “tunnel”, the fluids of lotion and semen and what have you (I can only imagine  and shiver in fear what other bodily fluids would come out) would come out the other end. I understand that with one tunnel, those fluids will come out somewhere. At least cleaning is made easier.

Now for the onahole currently known as ONDO! NUPU

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Oh yeah! Behind the luscious pair of DSL is two rows of teeth.

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The side are shaped to be held.

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Also, it kind of looks like two different onaholes got fused together, if you look from a certain angle.

See previous paragraph, much of what I think about Crystal Mouth also applies to NUPU. The one difference is the addition of not just how the lips of both the mouth and pussy look aesthetically, but the feeling of how each lip differs sexually. The mouth wraps loosely about the penis, while the vaginal lips (vulva) wraps a bit more tightly around the crotch. Maybe it was easier to feel those feelings as the parts looked more flesh like as opposed to ghost like.

Cleaning

Cleaning for both onaholes are the same story: Easy made easier with the Cleaning and Drying sticks. Smells cleaner too.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: Crystal Mouth: 8/10 NUPU: 8/10 Similar in feeling. Pretty tight.
  • MATERIAL: Crystal Mouth: 9/10 NUPU: 9/10 Whatever material the onaholes are made of, I really like.
  • PRICE: Crystal Mouth: 9/10 NUPU: 9/10 Though the prices differ slightly, both onaholes are very affordable and you can’t go wrong with either one.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: Crystal Mouth: 10/10 NUPU: 10/10 Both onaholes came with a packet of lotion each. Really good stuff.
  • CLEANING: Crystal Mouth: 10/10 NUPU: 10/10 Both are very easy to clean. No complaints here.

FINAL SCORE: Crystal Mouth: 46/50 or 92%. NUPU: 46/50 or 92%. I really like this type of onahole (oral with lips, tongue and teeth optional, but very much appreciated).

And if you found any of the products interesting and would like to get your hands on a set or two you can find them in the following links. I will see you guys later!

KYO Toy Sack Small
KYO Microfiber Drying Sticks 8X
KYO Quick Drying Stick
KYO Crystal Mouth
ONDO! NUPU

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

Image Source: https://thesenpaiking.com/cheesy-and-romantic-valentines-day-cards/

Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.

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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.

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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.

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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Vagipero

Image source: https://www.dhgate.com/product/sexy-anime-bed-sheet-anime-white-bed-sheet/437114515.html

I think I know what you all are thinking right now, and I’ll answer right away:

I was originally going to upload this review much sooner, but, once again, personal and family matters (not the show) came up. The matters involved had to take much of my personal time and I was left with little to no time to even write this opening paragraph. And seeing as I am now more free to write, I can try to get back into the groove of things. Now I am aware this brief period will end soon (I’m not paranoid, I know for a fact I will be kept busy, but for how long, that I don’t know), so I hope I can try to be more consistent (I may have already said this, I don’t remember. I’m just coming back).

With that said, Hello everyone, thanks for stopping by and thanks for understanding.

Threesomes. What is it about threesomes that are so alluring? Is it the feeling of sexual prowess of have two sexual partners simultaneously? Perhaps you share a partner with a friend or colleague (a bro if you will). Or maybe you are to type who really gets off by switching your current partner. Either way, threesomes are enigmas who are fascinating to study or experience with (so I’m told).

Multi-hole onaholes (redundant, right?) are nothing new here, but the imagery of multiple sexual partner is very interesting, and hot. Add in anime/hentai girls and you got a wonderful night ahead of you.

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.75″ x 3.25″ x 3″) or (~14.61 cm x ~8.26 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 650g or 1.43 lbs.

ToyDemon ($26.95)
OtonaJP ($24.55) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/vagipero-pussy-lick-lips-onahole-p-3331.html ($22 USD)

Packaging

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A threesome with two anime girls. Who are you and why do you know me so well ToysLove?

Yes, 69 jokes are funny, haha. Let’s just move on, it gets better.

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Each hole having different textures. Switching between oral and vaginal is just getting easier nowadays.

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Both girls come in at about 5′ 1″. Weight: slim and that’s all what matters. Also both are 20, so a threesome with two college students…this keeps on getting better. And –HAND HOLDING?! How lewd. Oh wow, some real freaks in the sheets if you know what I’m saying.

Lesbian/bisexual schoolgirl fantasies aside, this packaging shows some high quality artwork to leads you towards the design of the onahole itself.

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Ridges for both holes differ enough to be somewhat accurate.

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I believe that’s a tongue.

Contents

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That new bagged onahole smell, I get I’m just used to it and this point.

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It also comes with an insert with a picture of the two girls. I guess for helping you cum. I have no problem either way, but it’s nice to be thought of, as a consumer.

These extras that come with the onahole are always alright in my book.

Product

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Like the pictures above have shown: one girl has a open mouth, leaning forward towards you while the other girl is displaying her vagina. Basically a 69 turning into a ménage à trois.

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Included is a design of an anus with butt cheeks. Not usable.

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On top of the mouth, it kind of looks like the front of a pelvis or something.

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Comes with 20 ml packet of lotion. I don’t believe I’ve seen this design before,

Feeling

Right, so how does it feel? Well the mouth is very accommodating of members of all shapes and sizes. A previously mentioned tongue-like nub is present and “licks” you while it sucks you in. Sliding in and out is easy and painless. So go as wild as you like.

The pussy is just a little bit more firm, but still takes you in no problem. The ridges of the walls surround your member, putting a slightly tight but firm grip on you. Sliding in and out is not at all difficult. You can go wild, but maybe not a wild as you would with the mouth.

Cleaning

Cleaning, it is simple and easy. Water and towels are all you need.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 With two slightly differing textures here, it’s like two different onaholes in one convenient package.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, yet firm inside. The contrast really brings out the best of both feelings.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Prices online don’t differ too greatly, so you really can’t go wrong where you purchase it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 A packet of lotion, but at least the packet design is not too common.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Cleaning easy to do.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Honestly, I like the idea of being able to switch holes on one onahole rather than having two or more onaholes out and switching that way. It keeps the variety and excitement present and it makes roleplay much easier.

Here is where I’d say hopes these delays won’t happen again, but who really has that much control on what goes on around them? I’ll just say see you all next time.