Perverted Insult 4 Hole: Akira Elly

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You ever had those experiences where a significant other does some things to spice up the bedroom life? You ever see see those onaholes with multiple holes? (two vagina or a vagina/anal combo just to name a few). Normally there are the two holes. Ones with the occasional three holes also exist (crazy right?). Well what if I told you there is an onahole with four holes? There’s no way that could be possible or at least be good and possible. Well wonder no more, as there is such an onahole.

ToyDemon ($84.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($79.99)$ ($139.99)

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 5.5″ x 4.75″) or (15.24 cm x ~14 cm x ~12.07 cm)


Little story here. Back when I first started using onaholes, I had this in mind for my collection. Mostly due to curiosity and how it is designed. I’m glad to finally get my hands on one of these babies.
Well that’s an interesting design.
1.2 Kg (~2.6 lbs) of sexually pleasurable goodness awaits.
Many holes, almost like a real woman


This box is starting to look like a highlight reel (except as photos on the box)


Includes is the onahole and two bottles of lotions (Also not common, you get one bottle if lucky, but usually one packet gets included). Also the box cutter was not supposed to be in the shot, but oh well.
*A-Chan flashbacks*
Lotion for vagina (100 ml) (3.38 oz)
Lotion for anal (100 ml) (3.38 oz)


*flashback over* Now this is where it gets different.

This onahole may remind me of A-Chan due to being a onahip, but that is where the similarities end. As shown by the box and mentioned before, this onahole comes with 4 holes. With your usual vaginal and anal holes, there are two holes that simulate getting a handjob and blowjob respectively.

What I found interesting was that the handjob and fellatio are inside the labial lips near the vaginal hole. Maybe there’s a clever joke there, like the vagina being considered the second mouth or maybe the inside of the vagina can be tight like a grip. Or maybe there is no joke; it was designed like that for function because where else would you put an oral and handjob hole on a onahole designed to look like the crotch region of a woman where you already have the vagina and anus figured out?

Anyways, this design choice intrigued me. Moving on…


The holes are hard to see. I apologize.

The feeling of each hole differed greatly from each other. Vaginal hole was pleated and the anal hole was tight, but felt right once I slid inside. The others holes I felt I could have enjoyed more if I didn’t keep slipping out every other 30 seconds. Maybe it was my position, but it felt a bit awkward using the oral and handjob holes due to them being on the side inside. Positives include the handjob hole being almost as tight as the anal hole (I briefly thought about using the hole without lotion, but sounds like a completely disaster waiting to happen). And the blowjob hole felt almost as good as your standard oral onahole.


Cleanup, oh boy, cleaning may be the one flaw in this onahole. Cleaning for anal: no problem. Cleaning for the other holes: You need to be careful and remember which hole you used. If you do not, water could enter all the holes and now you have to dry every hole now. Though that may not be too bad, seeing as the thee holes leading to one end.


  • FEELING: 10/10 One of the best onaholes I had in years. The variety keeps one coming for a different hole every time.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 So soft to hold and compliments the shape/
  • PRICE: 9/10 While on a bit of the pricier side, it is well worth the investment.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Two bottles of lotion of different viscosity for different holes. Just perfect in my book
  • CLEANING: 7/10 Cleaning being a hassle just held this onahole back, but not too much, still not a huge problem in owning this onahole.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Finally having this onahole reawaken my joy and excitement in onaholes, reminding me why I got into this…hobby in the first place. And I can say I have no regrets. Now results may vary, but that should not stop one from trying one of these onaholes. My day is improved and I hope yours is too.

2018 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2018 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag

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I realize it’s kind of late in the year to upload this kind of review, but what the heck right? Ordered and arrived in February, but let’s just move on.

Also, still no idea how that live stream would have worked out.

Right, so this is, once again, a preview of future reviews (I know I said that before, but this time it may be true. I tried doing a review from the previous box, but it just could not happen.)

Here’s the box.

First up:

Another box, another year where we don’t see a hentai DVD.
At least there’s a Cosplay JAV, so that’s an improvement. I take back my previous comment.
One last thing before I forget: The cosplay DVD came with a catalog booklet. I thought this was interesting.

Next up we have:

Another pair of panties as I continue my path of continuing to be a perv.
Another mini vibrator. In pink.
Another small bottle of lotion. Alba lotion. Also has a slight pink tint.
An oral cup like Tokyo Honey or a Tenga onacup. What’s interesting is the picture of a giraffe, wearing what looks like a school outfit.

Goodness, a giraffe kouhai (underclassmen)…who is more than willing to give you…a little neck. I’ve head of deep-throat, but this is just ridiculous.

Speaking of kouhai/undeclassmen, here is a onahole called Class Mate. Maybe more will be said in the future?
And then this. Yeah, definitely looks like something I have seen being soon online. I’ll come back to this in due time.
This time, I get a sticker!

Once again, thanks for your time. Hope this helped get you all excited for possible upcoming product reviews. No excuse for why this was delayed, my bad.  Hope this didn’t disappoint.


Gokujyo Unamachichi Shinsei – Okita Anri

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You know what I have noticed? Things are kind of stagnant here on the blog. So I feel like there needs to be something new. And I know what that new thing is.


Yes, I’m serious! (technically, there has been boobs here before), but that was a while back. And this time, it’s the main focus, and not just an added bonus.

ToyDemon ($64.95)$ (US $73)
Otonajp (¥6,990.00 or $62.91 USD) (99,00 €) ($56.02)


A Pair of Tig ol’ bitties! (Big Tittles). And an L-Cup at that.

So yeah, kind of looks like something straight out of hentai, right? It may seem that way, but I actually believe this pair of breasts is 100% based on a JAV star.

Oh yeah, if you haven’t already guessed, this product is based on a JAV star.

Wow, this a bad shot. I regret disposing the box. Edit: I kept the back the information at the top right is as follows from top to bottom: Date of Birth: OCTOBER 28, 1986 CONSTELLATION: SCORPIO BLOOD TYPE: B SIZE T168 B105 (L CUP) W59 H92CM HOMETOWN: UK SPECIALTY DJ, A PIANO SAXOPHONE
Ways to have fun!




Without the plastic



So bouncey

I probably could continue teasing with the photos but 1. It’s been going on for too long and 2. I’m almost out of photos to share.

With that out of the way, let’s get down to details. As you can see, here are quite the handful of breasts that is soft to the touch and comes with detailed nipples and aureole.


Like I said, soft to the touch, detailed, protruding nipples. Also, it feels like real pleasure sliding your cock in between for that paizuri action. You could also go for a challenge and see how it takes to cum just by groping the breasts (no touching yourself, though you will get hard, in my experience at least). And when you release your load and clean up, it can also be used as a pillow or cushion for just about any object.

This could be you, but your head is probably too big and heavy. You could enact your fantasy of laying your head on a woman’s bosom.


Cleaning  is easy: just run water, no soap necessary.


If you ever wanted to grab big breasts, I’d recommend this pair.

  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft, almost like a real woman (like it should be?).
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, so soft.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Varied prices, I like the competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 While a bonus like lotion would be nice, it doesn’t really need one.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy and fun to clean.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. A Real good time for those lonely nights where you want to try something new. I would recommend this pair of breasts for your collection.

La Vie En Roses

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*sniff* flowers? In winter?

Oh! It’s there are flowers at home.

But it’s not those flowers…what could it be?

I know! It’s got to be La Vie En Roses (not to be confused with the 1947 French song by the singer Édith Piaf) (And yes, I just went there). Also La vie en Roses, I hear that translates to Life in pink. Vous apprenez quelque chose de nouveau dans les endroits les plus etranges, right? Also that last sentenace may have caused some confusion and I apologize for that.

ToyDemon ($45.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($42.99) $ (€54.95)

Dimensions: L x W x H (6.75″ x 4.5″ x 3″) or (~17.15 cm x 11.43 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 700g or ~24.7 oz

Coming from the maker Magic Eyes, they went with a rose motif for this onahole. Reminds me of an alraune (a plant based monster girl).

The Package

Well it’s more of a combination of a flower surrounded by flowers.
Something rare about this onahole: Both holes meet into a single tunnel in the end.


Now see, this was what I was talking about. A woman coming out of a flower (A pink rose in this case?).
There’s a notice inside the box?
It’s time’s like this that I wish I had kept at least part of the box. But it appears to be a list of elements.


The Product

Included in the box is the onahole itself and your standard 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.
Would you look at that vulva


Even Magic Eyes’ mark is here.


In my experience, I had a lot more luck with the vagina than with the anus. The onahole itself will hold on to your member and retain lotion. With its weight of 700g, it is one of the more bigger onahole before getting into onahip territory. Since both holes lead to one tunnel, half of the enjoyment is entering.


Clean up is really easy and simple; running water and dry with a towel or cloth.


Look past the small anus (Must be really good if it’s kind of difficult to enter), you will not regret your decision to buy and use this onahole.

  • FEEL: 7/10 That tight ass is holding this onahole from it’s full potential, the vagina, however, saves this onahole from a low score
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Soft to the touch, easy to grip.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Varied prices mean success in various levels.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Lotion packet: Good.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy clean up, easily good in my book.

FINAL SCORE: 41/50 or 82%. The theme and the design of this onahole pleases both the eyes and the groin. Can’t go wrong with this flower girl.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.



Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Monster Wet pocket Omega Winding by Magic Eyes

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Hey, how’s it going? Welcome. Let’s get down to business shall we? (Yes, it is copied intentionally, title may have given it away.)

ToyDemon ($12.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($11.99, now $9.59) $

Dimensions: L x W x H (4.5″ x 2″ x 2″) or (11.43 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm)

A monster girl, front and center

Coming from the makers Magic Eyes, this onahole is part of a two onahole series along with Monster Wet Pocket 8 Spiral. Apparently there is something special called “Wet Docking” that happens when both are used together (more on that if I get the other one), for now I’ll just focus on this one.

Edit: As you can tell, I did get the other one I was talking about back then.



Like the Wet Pocket 8 Spiral, the inside looks a bit monster-like
Also included is a postcard/picture of the cover girl. There are several uses of this, I’m sure. As well as the 50 ml (1.69 oz) bottle of lotion.
Feels soft and inviting. I say going for it is a good idea.

So, yes, quite an interesting design, giving a kind of humanoid/non-human vibe, kind of like a monster girl (obviously, right? This isn’t the first time  have said this, of course.)

Other than its design, the onahole works just like any other onahole you’d see it the market. It has its twists, its entrance and a flesh like interior that’s supposed to bring its user pleasure both sexual and otherwise. Unlike the last time, I don’t see a hole at the back of the onahole.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Pleasing internally, and that’s what matters.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and stimulating. Gripping the outside feels a little weird.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Price is about right for this onahole
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 50 ml of lotion is a start. Investing in more for later.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Water is easily drained out after use.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great overall onahole. I find nothing regrettable about it. Sure, a lot of what I said is pretty similar to the other Monster onahole, but that just means it’s just as good.


Hello Hello My wonderful audience! How is it going? Enjoying the new year so far? Hope you all are.

Now here is something you may not have expected, especially with the length of time I was gone, but this review you is brought to you by the fine people at The product I have the honor of reviewing is called Infinity, a new modular (“employing or involving a module or modules as the basis of design or construction”) (This will make sense in a moment, don’t worry).

For the first time, I’m reviewing an onahole that recently came out at the time of this writing (Winter 2018).


This is quite a large box, I wonder if it’s because the onahole is so big, I’ve only seen photos of it.

So many packing peanuts. They must have really wanted it to be seen in optimal condition, and I really appreciate the effort.
Oh?! Is there more to this box?
“NO WAY!! You really did send me the onahole!” is what I was thinking when I first opened the package.

The Package

This is quite an impressive box, the kind I would have dreamed about when I was a little younger (but still of legal adult age). symbols at lower left from left to right: Soft Skin Like Material, Modular Design for infinite possibilities, Durable Exterior, Easy to Clean and Dry.
(Ignore the top right corner for now) During the current promotion, Every Infinity onahole comes with a bottle of Meiki Bliss lotion. So that is wonderful, you can start using the onahole straight out the box.

I know I said straight out the box, but…it requires some assembly before you can use it.

The Parts

After sliding the box slip off, you see this. It’s kind of hard to see, but it says Infinity with the infinity symbol in the middle.


It comes in several smaller boxes. Each box contains either the “enclosure” (holder) or the modules. Modules are divided by loops (“tunnels”) and portals (entry point)

So yes, there are more parts included here. These are the parts included in the Infinity Classic Set. A great start if I do say so myself. And I do, of my own accord. From left to right: Classic (pussy), Rib, Nub, Wave. Your more standard types of onahole tunnels (which are very good whether you are a biginner or experienced user).
I also received these loops that are available for purchase either individually or can be order in the Infinity Custom set. From left to right: Gauntlet, Geode, Duplex. These tunnels are more for users who wish to experience various sensations. Though beginners are definitely not excluded from trying these.
After removing the plastic ring cap, you see this end piece. I believe the end piece is for suction and easier clean up of the closure (lotion and other bodily fluids less likely to stain the closure at the bottom).
Included in each box is an instruction manual for assembling. From left to right: 1. Insert end piece over the circular base. 2. Insert each Loop and Entrance Portal’s L notch in the L locking grooves on brace as shown. 3. Close the support brace R. 4. Insert Cap ring at indicator and turn left to lock. Usage: Apply water based lotion inside the entrance hole in addition to your penis and you’re ready to go. (Reapply lotion as needed throughout use).
The instruction manual includes disassembling 1. Turn Right to remove Cap ring 2. Open up the support brace 3. Remove each Loop from the support brace 4. Remove end piece from the circular base Cleaning/Drying 1. Completely disassemble all pieces and rinse with running water until clean 2. Drain excess water from each piece 3. Allow all pieces to air dry completely and/or with the aid of paper towels Tip: Keep all pieces separate for faster drying.

So after all the reading and with a little patience, the onahole is finished.

Ahh yeah, looking really good and sturdy. The set up here is Rib, Nub, Wave. You can customize the order of the tunnel as you please (hence the beginning of the review).
Really reminds me of those Fleshlights that got big years ago and still are big with entrances based on porn stars (not an unfamiliar concept on this site).

Like I was saying, this product looks really good and it works fantastic. I can really got inside and feel the customized tunnel. The finish left me speechless.

After disassembly and cleaning, the first run through ends on a high note. (Yes, the photo is a bit premature since it’s not completely dry).
Nub loop
Wave Loop
Rib Loop
Classic Portal

The second run through for me contained the other loops.

Geode Loop


Gauntlet Loop
The Duplex Loop have two different sides. It didn’t get that name for nothing, that’s for sure.


Yeah, this is one high quality onahole. And users like me can make it to our liking, which just makes it all the better. And with more parts coming in the future, I will definitely keeping coming back to this onahole.

The Feeling

It’s difficult to describe feeling exactly due to the fact that how the onahole feels changes depending on which parts you use and in what order. But of course you will be satisfied regardless. I recommend that you try this onahole if you can, at least once or twice (though if you get it, I doubt you would want to stop after once or twice).

Cleaning Process

Like it says on the instruction manual, disassemble the parts and clean with running water. It also says NOT to use soap as it can “leech the oil out of the material and make the material less elastic and more brittle. This will cause cracks/rips to develop in the soft material”. Also to air dry, but I do that already. I will heed this information for future onaholes as well as my previous (surviving) onaholes.

The Conclusion

You really can’t go wrong with this onahole whether you go for the Classic set or go wild with the Custom set. You still get several combinations in each set, more with each part you add in your collection.

And with that, the score

    • FEEL: 10/10. Will vary, though most will be near-perfect to perfect.
    • MATERIAL: 10/10. That R & D team those ToyDemon guys got really nailed an onahole.
  • PRICE: 10/10. Price is fine. None of the sets or individual parts to too expensive and worth every penny.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10. Due to there being a promotion, lotion is included, will it be after the promotion? Don’t know. We’ll see.
  • CLEANING: 10/10. Cleaning and drying an onahole has not been easier for me. Though none I’ve had has been difficult to clean or dry.

FINAL SCORE:  49/50 or  98%.

And you can get your hands (and crotches) on one of these babies at any of the links below. I will see you guys later.

ToyDemon Infinity Classic
ToyDemon Infinity Custom

Year 3: Conclusion

Once again, another year down, another one to come again. Let me thank all of you for giving the motivation to write about my weird and lewd experiences.

Something new for this blog may be coming soon, I look forward to sharing the experience with all of you.

Thank you for your continued support.

Kabejiri by Magic Eyes

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Warning: Though this post may come off as political, I am here to assure you that that is not the case, I was just some stupid joke I though of long before I got this onahole. With that out of the way:

Welcome my readers both both long term and newcomers!

How have you all been? Good I hope, things going your way and all.

So…wait, I’ll bring it up in a moment. But first:

ToyDemon ($54.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($59.99, now 50.34) $ ($58.00) (€77.95) ($70.00) ($32.48) ($150.00)

Weight: 1.2 kg or 2.65 lbs.

Dimensions: L x W x H (5″ x 5.5″ x 4″) or (12.7 cm x ~14 cm x ~10.2 cm)

So, if the banner didn’t make it obvious enough (why should it? It’s mostly likely a stupid joke that may have gone too political), this should:

Semi-related question: Is it really annoying for the saran wrap to still be included in the pictures of the box? Not included: A pair of panties. The box had me believing panties were included.

Yep, that’s right: Wall…Ass…trapped girl! A really nice ass. You can really get a handful of anime girl ass here.

The wall around the girl isn’t the wall here.

This isn’t your garden variety onahole girl. This is more like the seedy part of town wallbound pussy onahole (or a really strong but really clumsy anime girl. How she got there, we may never know. I theorize it as a girl who was training for the sport of Keijo, only explanation I can think of.) Either way, you have a pseudo meat toilet (cum dumpster actually, please don’t piss inside, that’s disgusting and I’m sure it would damage the inside, but hey, you like that, you do you, I certainly will do the same.)

This is not a lightweight onahole. This is some strong wall ass and pussy. The strength surrounds the holes as well.

Girl’s got some (plastic) bone. Normally the onaholes are b o n e l e s s, but whatever. I’m guessing this is to hold the shape of the pussy and separating the pussy of the asshole. I think it works out well.

Even the plastic bone is shown.
*tear* so…beautiful. So soft. So clean. I’m going make a mess out of it aren’t I? Answer: Most likely yes!
*unzips* You can get it! Also A-chan Ass flashbacks. Weird, like thinking about your ex when you are about to sleep/smash with your new girlfriend/lover weird. Also the vagina has a clitoris shown on a kind of string outer entrance.

The ass is also very usable unlike A-Chan’s Little Ass. Funny, because using the ass reminded me of A-Chan. The pussy on the another felt like it’s own thing. The plastic wall hold the pussy together, making the feeling not too tight, meaning it can certainly take the stretching from penetration. As of this writing, the clitoris is still around, so still tight. And again, durable.

Ways to use it. I can tell from personal experience that all the ways fell different and satisfying.
Folded out box. You can kind of see the girl’s legs. Doesn’t add too much.

Score time:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Both the pussy and ass feel heavenly. Reminds me that there was an onahole similar to this a few years ago. But I’m guessing this one is a lot better.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft yet firm at the same time.
  • AVERAGE PRICE 10/10: Kind of pricey in same places. Is it that rare? I guess I got this before the price increase. Worth it if you can find it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUS: 8/10 Unless I’m wrong, no lotion was included. That is so weird, I thought most onaholes at least come with a packet.
  • Ease of Use: 9/10 Only trouble is if you are washing one hole and water gets in the other one.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. The only thing that held the onahole back was some lotion. With that said, This onahip (have I been saying onahole? It’s technically correct, but that’s some disrespect. It’s an onahip, not some random onahole.) is a wonderful experience whether this is your first onahip or your latest one after a few others.

Either way, enjoy yourselves.


Disgraceful Oppai Body by Magic Eyes

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Hello, After a while of mourning for objects of lost pleasures (and money), I feel well enough (mentally) to come back here(though if I mess up a little, know it was because of “that” event). I may have needed that break more than I realize. But enough of my old problems, here is a new review.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($42.99, now $39.99) $
Otonajp (¥3,090.00 or $27.81 USD) ($44.99) (sold out) (US$43) (€57.95)

Dimensions L x W x H (6.5″ x 3.5″ x 3″) or (16.5 cm x ~8.9 cm x 7.6 cm)


Hard to see, but this onahole has something special. Read on, it’ll be explained later.


I didn’t notice it at the time, but there is a 4koma on the side of the box. What a missed opportunity.


Comes with your typical 15 ml lotion packet. Also a insert of the maid girl.
What’s different here is the bag the onahole came in. Not clear, kind of sheer. And the bag is slightly more durable than those clear bags.

So yes, the onahole is as you may have guessed, is a bi unique. Other than the usual vaginal opening, it has lactating nipples. Yes, you read that right: nipples that can lactate.

Those nipples are not just perky: they can squirt! I guess you are supposed to full the onahole with a white lotion? None was included. Something like that semen lotion maybe? Or perhaps like that one sake bottle lotion I reviewed a while back?


Very pink inside.

The inside is very pleasurable, little sound is produced from use, pretty great overall.


  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft and the slight thickness is pleasing to the eye
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, soft and very squeezable.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A little ranged, but that’s good for competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard lotion packet…typical, but still appreciated.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 A little easier to drain due to the tiny openings at the nipples.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Great stuff here, I now have a new option for my nights. Speaking of…I’ll just leave it at that. So bye!