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Nikudon Paipina by Ride Japan

Image Source:http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/the-anime-collectibles-thread.203647933/page-16

Hello again, a new year, the same topic: onaholes. And as always (at least it feels like always) I’m reviewing a onahole that was released years ago. But at least it stands the test of time. Also note: I’m not sure if this would qualify as either a vaginal or a breast-like onahole. Maybe it’s not supposed to be either?

Edit: according to information online, this onahole is supposed to represent a “Curvy” woman. Sounds about right.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $10.95) $

http://www.kanojotoys.com/niku-don-paipina-onahole-p-3122.html (US $17.00)

http://www.wantitall.co.za/Health-and-Personal-Care/Nikudon-Paipina__B00YXHEIJU (R 1,265.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 2.25″ x 2.25″) or (15.24 cm x ~5.72 cm x ~5.72 cm)

Weight: 295 g or 7.93 oz

Right, so this onahole originally came out back in 2015 as part of Ride Japan’s Fall line of products. Looking at the box: I had the impression that the girl was some princess.

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See, there’s a hat and some…shoulder collar? Maybe it’s a scarf? Also note the crown above the name.

A curvy princess I might add. There’s some role play fodder there. Helps maintain a healthy erection.

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From here, it looks more like a mouth or a soda bottle with a hole at the bottom, but…*looks online* Thermoplastic elastomer materials in lieu of whatever plastic is used in soda bottles.

Pic also shows the stretchiness of the onahole. Usually I same that in demostration videos rather than boxes. Or maybe I don’t really pay attention to the boxes. That’s a thought for another day.

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This was supposed to be a look inside the onahole, but…well there’s no excuse. Still probably won’t be retaken.

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Internal view.

Right, so as you may (not) see, the inside is similar to other Ride Japan products with the same Bungee cords inside to stimulate your member more like Anal sensei and the WAZ series (speaking of which, I had previously had an encounter with one such onahole: WAZ Takarabune Treasure Boat)

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Eh, the top is alright.

These picture are really not doing this justice. Luckily this one should.

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I swear I’ve seen that lotion packet design before, but here it’s white instead of a clear foil? Guess I’ll update if my theory is right or not.

Side note: the onahole kind of looks like some worm-like creature (that in this case provides pleasure rather than try to eat you.)

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The one positive here is if this image is automatically flipped, it’s pretty much impossible to tell. Makes for less of a headache.

The design is supposed to help with retaining the lotion in the onahole. Can confirm this to be true, like I can confirm that too much water when cleaning it building up outside the hole rather than go inside. Also something unrelated happen: I believe I experienced a second climax seconds after the first. Very rare for this to happen. And this onahole will get bonus points for that (or at least a higher place in my rotation).

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 8/10 Can feel pleasure in this even if not at full mast (chub, erection)
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 whatever the material name, it does the job well.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Great price relative to size and design.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The standard lube packet. Change this routine with caution.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Other than being careful not to turn the faucet too much, easy to clean and use.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. This is one worth keeping. I’ll have to test to see if my experience was just a fluke or not. Yeah…so see you next time.

Year two: conclusion

Another year down, another year to come. Thanks for the continued support in this perverted hobby of mine. Don’t know how I would still be here without interest from readers like you.

This year, I actually had something for this anniversary, but problems involving shipping happened. Don’t know when it will be resolved. Should I include it anyway when and if it gets resolved?

Anyway, once again, thanks for the support.

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Tokyo Honey by Merci

Image Source: http://taho.deviantart.com/art/Tokyo-Yakuza-Nightlife-485262257

There are times when a man goes to a  foreign country to soul search, meets a beautiful girl, gets acquainted, and ends up in bed with her. The story continues to unfold, he looks back years later, reminiscing. An international love, where words didn’t matter, actions did, like two ships passing each other for the night.

This is not that kind of story. This is a story that’s less…romanticized. Less travel, more foreign object of pleasure. A can-like object with a sexy not sexy picture.

ToyDemon ($5.95, now $3.95) $

http://hentaitoy.com/de/tokyo-honey (8,01 €)

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These soda advertisers really want their consumers to be thirsty, in both senses of the word.

Obviously, this is not a can of soda. This is a onahole in a can (obviously). And yes, this must be an older one due to the early computer generated girl. Or maybe it’s a cheaper design, which may be more likely.

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TMW you threw away the onahole/box too early and now have no idea what the text says.

moving on:

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It may be hard to see: but the can has what looks likes several train lines map. Might be based on actual Japanese train line maps? Several real life places are used.

A loli girl. Is this a reference to sex tourism? Hey, whatever gets you off, I guess. As long as it ain’t illegal.

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Merci. Also a somewhat clearer image of train lines.
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There is a little hole under this sticker. Maybe to simulate some sucking action when used?

I also noticed the rim looks like building lights in a city. Maybe where you met this girl in the middle of a city at night? Kind of like Sei Yariman Gakuen Nikki? Yeah, let’s go with that.

Feels like your run of the mill cheaper, disposable onahole. Comes pre-lubricated. The lube washes out when cleaning it.

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The foam that covers the entrance. Already lubed when I opened it.

Rating:

  • FEEL: 6/10 Past the foam and what I can feel of the onahole feels good.
  • MATERIAL: 5/10 Material used in disposables.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Decent price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Coming pre-lubed is great. No news about adding more being of any benefit.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Simple to use. Only drawback is the lube washes away.

FINAL SCORE: 35/50 or 70%. Nothing special, but it does the job. Will any one cum soon? Who knows?

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Lip Doll by Muni

Image Source: https://myanimelist.net/featured/1262/Anime_Lips__10_Characters_Looking_Great_With_and_Without_Lips

From one plastic box to another, we come by another one. Oral this time. Same theme: schoolgirl doing sexual activities to the user’s genitals.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $9.95) $

Measurements: L x W x H (5.75 in x 1.75 in x 1.75 in) or (~14.61 cm x 4.44 cm x 4.44 cm) Weight: ~5 oz or 140.6 grams.

Same story as Innocent Maki; small, schoolgirl themed and comes in a clear plastic box. Also lighting may be kind of glaring. I’m starting to notice a pattern here. Would you say there’s some consistency here (unless me, the past few months. Joke aside…)

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Only the front and back have anything interesting on this box.

I don’t know much about the makers of the onahole: Muni. Must be a newcomer to the onahole scene. Or at least a newcomer in terms of international release.(edit: Muni’s international was early 2016. The onahole is from their summer line.)

Schoolgirl is also cute, but not so petite (not a problem, just an opinion.) And yes, this onahole have a kind of teeth-like part in the mouth. It feels the same as the rest of the inside of the onahole.

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Comes with a (vial?) of lotion. Certainly different, I’m sure it will feel at the very least adequate.

Feels…a little tighter than the other oral onaholes I have tried before. Makes sense due to it’s smaller size. I can at least insert myself inside, which is a benefit that usually gets mentioned for either unusual or particularly bad onaholes.

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Upon closer look, I’m reminded of some generic RPG monster/retro hentai creature that, in this case violate the heroine with it’s mouth before the big dicked monster comes in and violates the heroine/love interest. The hero is either bound and forced to watch this go down or he is being seduced by the sexy witch/sorceress. And you’re here imagining that aren’t you?

TL;DR: mouth pussy looks like rapist monster

Side note: did I just vaguely describe a hentai or just mix together a bunch of tropes? Not even I know which is it. Long time reader may know tangents happen occasionally.

The onahole may be tight, but it can do this at least.

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The answer to the question: What that mouth do though? (what dat mouf do dough?)

RATING TIME:

  • FEEL: 8/10 Unlike Innocent Maki, this stretches to accommodate the penis
  • MATERIAL: 7/10 Material still feels the same though
  • PRICE: 7/10 Affordable, but not too special.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 The lotion comes in a little bottle. I’ve only seen this in bigger/pricier onaholes.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Also simple.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. Have not been feeling burned or chapped after using, but I feel there is more to be desired when used. Still Alright though.

I’d say more, but (assuming I do this right) there will be more pretty soon. See you all later.

 

 

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Virgin Cup (Cute?)by KM Produce

Image Source: https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/virgin-cup

Yes, here it is Part 2 of my Virgin cup review. Please don’t mind the crappy videos, my setup is not so good right now. Maybe it’s intentional, or maybe it’s make a point. Either way, here is the review.

If you have not read it yet, I’d like to read the article at https://blog.onahole.eu/news/onaholes-sometimes-a-risky-hobby. And the video I made at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EB5ftoZVU.

ToyDemon ($11.95, now $4.95) $

Dimensions L x W x H: (7.25″ x 2.75″ x 2.75″) or (~18.42 cm x ~6.99 cm x ~6.99 cm)

But enough of plugging my and other blogs’ content, for real, here is the review. (Also, rant warning, though it’s more about how reading it upset me rather than from personal experience)

Let me set the scene with this image

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Yes, a cup.

Looks pretty harmless right? A good time for your lonely night? At first, it seems that way.

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Virgin New Adult Concept “You can break a hymen whenever any time time you like it’s a great experience”

Now, normally, this sentence sounds like everything will go right and you have nothing to worry about, unless you are the one whose hymen will be broken, then you may feel anxiety and nervousness.

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—The Virginal membrane—

Yes, as far as I know, there is a some of “hymen” that you get to tear with your penis or another equally phallic object.

This onahole is part of a line of onacups. This is what I’m guessing is the “Cute” version of the onacup line by KM Produce.

So what’s the problem you may ask? (unless you read the blog post or watched the video) Let’s see if I can find a non-complicated way of demonstrating the problem (other than actually using it myself). Yes, I think this gif will do.

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Yeah, you are see this correctly, pain around your testicles due to being too tight for “westie” penises. Yes, this pain is called Testicular Torsion (yeah, I felt my nuts withdraw and I started crossing my legs, a pain any man would probably not wish on their worst enemy.) Basically, the spermatic cord where your testicle is connected twists, cutting off the blood supply to the testicle.

Wow, I came here to rant, and now I have started to scare myself and you, my readers.

Now that I think about it, since I didn’t actually use the onahole, I should not give a score. Or maybe judge it based on other reviewers’ experience? No, that doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’ll go with a variation of my usual scoring criteria.

  • FEEL: 5/10. By touch, kind of cheap (see price). Actual use, guessing like hell
  • MATERIAL: 5/10. Cheap disposable-like material. (maybe you are supposed to use it once?)
  • PRICE: 6/10. Not available in many sites. Very cheap. You get what you pay for.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10. This gets a pass, due to being disposable.
  • EASE OF USE: 5/10. Simple to penetrate, very difficult to get the feeling back.

FINAL SCORE: 31/50 or 62%. This may be too high a score for something that can put you man parts out of commission for a while, unless you get out on that pain, which will made it hurt more, which gets you more aroused and…(you can see where this is going). So yes, I leave you with this video and I’ll see you all next time.

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Innocent -Maki- By Magic Eyes

Image source: http://weheartit.com/entry/group/29863769

It’s been quite some time. I miss all of you, but you probably didn’t notice I was gone. Whatever, I’m back. Mostly because I discovered something. Remember Sujiman Kupa Lolinco? I said it was tight right? Well compared to that, I had an easier time entering her, the loli bride than I did this (Spoilers: loli schoolgirl). Maybe it’s because I lack the sake to enter easily.

CoolMaleSexToys ($14.99, now $7.99) $

https://www.wanta.net/en/shop/prod_default.asp?ProdID=4533&DepID=1 (HK$162)

http://www.taketoys.net/items.php?id=6881 (HK$179)

https://www.loveislove.com.sg/products/japan-magic-eyes-innocent-maki ($40.00)

Measurements (L x W x H) (5.5 in. x 2 in. x 2in.) or (~14 cm x ~5.1 cm x ~5.1 cm)

Weight: 170g or ~6 oz.

Right as you will see, it is considerably smaller than the Lolinco, so it is implied than it may be quite difficult to enter inside when you a westie man using a japanese sex toy (being serious here) I didn’t think it at the time, due to being aroused and excited.

Lets take a look at its packaging, shall we?

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Pardon the lighting. Couldn’t get a good shot. Plastic packaging, that’s something you don’t see everyday(for an onahole).
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Our girl. She’s…cute…and petite I guess.
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There is a joke to be made here. I won’t say the joke because I have too much respect for the series. Unless this arrow is telling me something important that isn’t a joke.

Looks quite lovely, yeah? At least it has that…only it’s not that bad. Guess the lack of what can be said is because it’s pretty simple and I’m just repeat some things I said before. Here’s something new: it is one of two versions of the Innocent line, but after this, maybe I will see if the other one is any better? No promises.

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It’s so small. Stretching could improve it.
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No, I didn’t just reuse a random packet. It came with this one. The usual shopkeeper loli who wants to sell you a lubricant-like product. I say we should listen to her.

Now, here’s the problem.

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Quite a narrow entrance. Maybe if I warmed it up, it would be easier. Head pleasure game on point though (OK, I’ll stop)

Right…so score time.

  • FEEL: 7/10 how it feels isn’t too bad. Better if it could stretch more.
  • MATERIAL: 7/10 Also soft and not hard to cum in.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Not really available everywhere and exchange rate is strange
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Can’t really mess up lotion (I swear I will be proven wrong in the near future)
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Pretty easy and simple.

FINAL SCORE:  38/50 or  76%. If you can cum with it, It can’t be too bad (unless you burn and are left chapped after use). Otherwise, pretty alright.

See you all later. Maybe I’ll record the V***** C*P being penetrated by not me. What do I mean? Wait and see.

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Hidachitukko Plus by NPG

Image Source: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/70752795?page=7

Been a while. Was busy with other commitments irl. I still care about this blog, don’t get the wrong idea. Great whenever I get the chance to post a review. I’m gonna continue with what I’m guessing what you came for: soft hentai chicks getting fucked silly by big fleshy cocks (there’s a hentai/fanfic idea…that’s actually kinda stupid). Actually, maybe not stupid, it can happen in real life anyway, just not one you may be proud to admit reading.

We start our story with this…

Toydemon ($19.95, now $16.95) $

http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/hidachitukko-plus/ ($19.99, now $16.99)

http://en-nls.com/pict1-40708?c2=9999 (USD $17.15)

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This sweater and panty combo wearing cutie

Measurements: L x W x H (5.25″ x 2.5″ x 2.25″) or (~13.34 cm x 6.35 cm x ~5.72 cm)

Weight: 8.32 oz or ~235.87 grams.

Cute, right? She’s more than just a pretty printed on cardboard face. It’s what’s inside that really proves its worth.

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But first, some more box images.
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Strings inside, more on it later.
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Also, because I will forget: She got tits!

NOW I will get to the actual onahole.

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Judging by the bag, I’m guessing this is NPG’s work.

One thing about the bag that, unfortunately, I cannot show: this bag…is resealable! I’m am seriously blown away with this! Something so simple, used this way just gives some extra points. Now I don’t have to do this myself (I still will for the most part).  The inside has strings that can wrap around your penis. This makes the onahole feel tighter and narrower. She feels softer and smaller than the Excited at Body Yu Sakura. Moving on:

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Lube packet with an interesting design. 15 ml or ~0.51 oz.

Also something I rarely see: an actual insert.

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The cover, minus most of the text.

At first, I wondered why an insert. And then I get an idea

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It’s either this, or just use the insert as fap material. Either way, I’m okay with it. For the latter, there is quite a queue building up for me.

…Yeah, I should wrap this up.

  • FEEL: 10/10 Fits well, small opening that stretches to open for a penis or dildo to be inserted inside. The strings added a uniqueness that very few other onaholes share.
  • MATERIAL:  10/10 soft and not as firm as Excited at body Yu Sakura.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 selling out fast, some get a copy today, or next week, whenever.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Lube is basic in a good way.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 If it’s clean after a huge load has been pumped inside, it cleans well.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. How I managed to go a few days without fapping is a show of willpower I didn’t know I could do, especially since recently. But that’s a story I ma actually start but either never really get to or finish, if at all.

Round 2 bell is ringing, see ya.

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Reira Akane + by EXE

Image Source:https://www.pinterest.com/pin/453948837410774727/

You remember what I really like? Can you name one thing? More specifically, what happens to the body after prolonged exposure to sunlight or lights? If you said melanoma, I have this to say: you’re not wrong, but I meant way before that happens and is sexier than that (which is not at all, but is better in ways more than relative). It also appears a swimsuit of sorts is involved, and no, I am not re-posting Excited at Body-Yu Sakura, which I just realized that this onahole is also made by EXE (seriously, a coincidence, no joke.) The theme is very similar, more than I originally thought when I start the review. Maybe I am re posting…no wait, there are still some differences, as you will see.

Enough bush beating (unless it’s that kind of bush), Once again, here is a somewhat related onahole review to give the summer season a last who-rah (a celebration is what I mean).

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Pay no mind to the light in the middle. Still trying to figure how to get the lighting right. Caption:Whatever your desire for Lust lead you be sure to find the one you will enjoy, free and ejaculate.

Also, a lot of onahole poetry. This will be fun, won’t it?

ToyDemon ($24.95, now $20.95) $

http://shiokshiokrelax.weebly.com/av.html ($55)

http://www.adultloving.hk/en/EXE/Reira-Akane-plus?sort=p.price&order=DESC&page=3 (HK $220)

http://www.erotickaplaneta.sk/exe-reira-akane-plus-p204988.html (59,90 EUR)

https://www.vitamall.com/p/VM1002822056/exe/Reira-Akane-by-exe ($35.28)

Measurements (LxWxH) (6″ x 3.5″ x 3″) or (15.24 cm x ~8.90 cm x 7.62 cm)

So yes, once again, I bring the combination of tans and swimsuits to the site. although here we see a…higher level if you will. (Side note, I would have liked to see the swimsuit that left those tan marks.)

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Utterly Brilliant, Marvelously Demoralizing, Grossly intimidating the Fantastically produced erotic extreme entertainment for the Twenty First Century grown ups.

Seriously, more poetry/flavor text than your average box.

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Utterly Brilliant, Marvelously Demoralizing, Grossly  intimidating the Fantastically produced erotic extreme entertainment for the Twenty First Century Grown ups.
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Whatever your desire for lust lead you be sure to find the one you will enjoy, free, feel and ejaculate

Two different ones is still more than average (I swear there was more).

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Something that seems so cliche works well here:

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No breasts or abs here, but it more than makes up for those.

the old “tube made of some soft material with an entrance that looks like a vagina” works well here. I also received a bonus with this onahole that I’m sure happened because they ordered it from like Amazon (the site I purchased from has since removed the item from their shop, and another one has since run out of stock. To be fair, this onahole was released back in 2014)

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Pretty sure this a western made item, so you can ignore it now.
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It looks small, but expands quite well.
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Oh yeah, this packet of lotion (guessing 15ml (~0.51 oz)?) was included. No images, just the words excellent (smaller text) natural.

This onahole, I would say it’s better than the more affordable, similar onaholes (this one I found was around the same price range, so bonus there).

I’d praise more, but I want to rate right now.

  • FEEL: 9/10 Soft, the wrinkles help with gripping.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again soft. but longer than Yu Sakura.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 price is varied, maybe due to lack of availability?
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Well the lotion doesn’t lie…
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 small entrance makes water and less likely to enter with stretching.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. I was entertained in both senses of humor and sexual relief.

“The visual stimulation of the box and the fact that swimsuits are making their seasonal return makes for a real orgasm-inducing combination.”

Maybe this will continue to be a thing? Who knows, I hope it can be.

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Long Slide by A-One

Image Source: http://otakunuts.blogspot.com/2015/02/top-10-ambiguously-gendered-anime.html

Welcome, how’s your sex life? Bagged any pretty girls or boys?

…You know what…never mind, it’s alright. You have the right to keep that private. I also have the right to keep mine private, but…well…we’re here and you know the drill.

However, what is not usual is what happened related to sex lives: multiple penises or…well please read on.

Back to a certain member of the male anatomy, it was more like a flesh and blood penis (guess where) and a onahole disguising itself as a penis with a partial scrotum or a very soft dildo disguising itself as a onahole. (I really do wonder if the latter exists, maybe somewhere online it is there.)

As for the former, this exists.

CoolMaleSexToy ($14.99, now $12.99) $
ToyDemon ($14.95, now $13.95) $
http://www.kanojotoys.com/long-slide-p-2281.html (US $27)
http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32653674025.html (US $24.99)
Dimensions (L x W x H) (7″ x 1.5″ x 1.5″) or (~17.8 cm x 3.81 cm x 3.81 cm)
Weight (~5 oz or ~141.75 grams)

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Look at this thing!

 

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A long ghost dick

Yes, you are seeing correctly: that glare do not entirely censor the silhouette’s bright penis. No, I’m talking about the man gripping is the head of his penis at almost arm’s length. Also, the testicles are covered by the onahole.

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Comes with an unbranded lotion packet. Probably a generic provided by A-One. Amount unknown, I’m guessing ramen flavor packet size.

Now, before I continue move your eyeballs to the following image below:

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just unwrapped the onahole, and it looks like it may have been used. Hope I don’t contract an STD. Imagine: getting an STD from masturbating.

Right, back to the review and away from life changing health issues. The opening is “wide” and here is why.

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You see it now? It’s designed to cover more than the penis (like I said multiple times already).

This onahole is part of a series of 4 onaholes released back in 2014. In fact, this model was originally released in the summer of 2014 while the rest of the series has been release every summer after (so far).

I would show how it fit me, but I don’t have a picture and surprise surprise, I’m shy. Instead, I’ll describe it. At first,  felt inadequate due to it being longer than my dick. And stroking it felt loose at the second half of the Slide (the part I don’t reach naturally). I didn’t really enjoy it until I looked at the box (look at the back yourself). I stretch the loose part and felt stretching. It felt like some suction like sensation. The cover didn’t feel like it covered my balls, maybe if it were cooler, it would. Another thing is the smell, like more affordable onaholes, but not as bad (I’m used to it unless it gets on my hands, which it did and smelled it as I was going to sleep). Besides the suction, it felt as stimulating as a cheaper onahole (which isn’t that bad). And the tip has a little opening: can fit only one finger in it, so no docking action here.

Rating this now:

  • FEEL: 9/10 Sliding in is easy when lubed up.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Material is stimulating enough.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 Varied.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Packet of lotion no picture? At least it does the job.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 That urethral like opening eases in draining the water. Cleaning everything else is a little harder, but still not a huge problem.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. I had a blast with this. I used a phallic like sex toy and still feel great, more experienced. Can probably be used as a dildo cover, but I used it for straight up pleasure.

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Is that cum or an imitation? The world may never know.

Next time, more hetero onaholes (unless I find something else). I leave you with that thought.

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Maid in Fella by Toyheart

Image source: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/347803-post-and-ill-give-you-an-anime-maid/

After a hard day, I like to relax, sit back, load a video…and think how my life could improve. After watching some anime, I see plenty of protagonists who surround themselves with girls and women of various types and costumes. But one type in particular has caught my interest and relates to what I want to talk about: maids.

Think about it: a girl who serves you for whatever purpose you assign to her while she calls you master ( ご主人様!). All the while in a maid outfit, providing some eyecandy depending how sexy and how it brings out certain traits of her. And I’m sure I’m not the first to think this, but have you ever wondered if maids…please the master…at night…in his room…with her…heart and soul. Or maybe she uses her body in certain ways to receive praise from the master. (私を賞賛!) A maid could make one hell of a housewife if you think about it, (あなたはそれについて考えていますか?) cooking, cleaning, beauty, faith, that your pick! Also, does anyone think a master would take a maid for a wife? (マスターは、あなたがそのように私を愛していますか?) Maybe it’s more common in hentais than real life. (step, step, step) Great fantasy nonetheless (*glomp* *Squish*) Oh, right the review! (あなたの前にそれを開始します)(*suck* *lick*)hmm…must resist…ahh!

I gotta start the review (しかし、私はちょうどしたいです) Right, my maid, meet her. (こんにちは、私は主人の妻です)

Weight: 0.82 lb (13.12 oz or ~371.95 grams)

L x W x H: (6″ x 3″ x 2.75″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x ~6.99 cm)

Tunnel L x W: (5″ x 0.50″ max, 0.125″ min) or (12.7 cm x 1.27 cm max, ~0.32 cm min)

CoolMaleSexToy ($39.99, now $34.99)$

http://www.kanojotoys.com/maid-fella-p-2723.html (US $36)

ToyDemon ($39.95, now $35.95) $

https://www.otonajp.com/maid-in-fella (¥3,290)

https://jlist.com/adt681 ($45.00 USD)

http://en-nls.com/pict1-42347 (USD 36.53)

http://lovemerci.com.au/maid-in-fella-onahole.html (AU$55.00)

https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1098-maid-in-fella.html ($27.46)

http://www.toysheart.com/product/maid_in_fella.html

MyOnahole (¥2,950 JPY) $

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A cutie, right? (私は名前のマスターを持っています!) …To quote a great man: “Wat dat mouf do?” (あなたは私の口を好きですか?)

This girl on the box, a real cutie and some great fap material, but the real pleasure comes from what’s inside the box.

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Some tongue!
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Comes with ToyHeart’s own Moisty lotion (20ml) (~0.68 oz)
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You could put this in a museum and it would not be nsfw. (私はあなたが冗談を言っている願っています…)

Few minutes in and I already don’t like the lotion. Why a small amount? I mean it’s like 33% more lotion than an average single use lotion packet, but that’s still small for a bottle. Regardless, it is great and the mouth…

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Close up of mouth. A tongue and some teeth can kind of be seen.

Feels better than A-One’s Superb Fella 3. I have an easier time inserting myself inside and staying inside. (*zip*). The teeth don’t feel hard, the tongue stimulates my member and the lotion included is kind of like saliva style lotion, except not as thin. And the outisde is made for a easy grip. I can imagine that right now. (*suck**suck**lick*)

Now for the results:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Feels soft all around rather than both soft and firm. I like this a lot.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 TPE. Again, whatever excellent material
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 Varied. But wherever purchased would be a good investment.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The fact that only a little lube is given lowered this score.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 However cleaning is quite simple.

Final Score:  46/50 or  92%. Even though I said this is superior in feel, (*lick**lick**suck*) it still ended up with the same score as Superb Fella 3. I guess the fact that this is a different oral onahole that makes it feel like it would get a higher score.

With that said, I will see you (*spurt**spurt**moan*)…I will see you all later. Seems like someone got my attention. (良いマスターはでしたか?). (Already best maid in my book and bag.) Looks like I could go again!