Neotenic Fairy

Image source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/654640495804571458/

Another thing that I have not discussed in a long is lolis–

*Sirens*

No, not actual young, non-legal girls! They would be closer to petite physically. But still of legal age, at or past the age of consent. It is perfectly legal what we are doing, no lewding of lolis–

*Sirens getting louder*

An adult woman who happens to be quite smaller than average, but still an adult! The product may be fantasy, but it is still legal in our world, our reality.

*Sirens quiet down*

Right, let’s just get on with it.

ToyDemon ($110.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/neotenic-fairy-onahole-p-4213.html ($76.00)
otonaJP (¥9,200.00) $
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy/ ($104.99, now 89.98)
https://www.wanta.net/en/products/5772/Magic-Eyes-Neotenic-Fairy (HK$960.00)
https://www.18miss.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy.html (US $122.27, now $109.40)
MotsuToys (€94.95) $
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/3726-onahole-neotenic-fairy.html ($71.42)
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Magic-eyes-Neotenic-Fairy-Sex-Products-Real-Skin-Feeling-Full-Silicone-Big-Ass-Butt-With-Realistic/2511006_32839988707.html (US $160.35)
https://www.omochadreams.com/de/masturbatoren/132/neotenic-fairy (99,95 €)

Dimensions: L x W x H (7.09″ x 7.09″ x 4.33″) or (18 cm x 18 cm x ~11 cm)

Weight: 1.8 kg or 3 lbs 15.5 oz.

Packaging

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A pinnacle of art, isn’t it? (I’m kidding, of course. But still, not bad)
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Big piece of pussy!
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An axolotl? What does that have to do with fairies? Are they in some way magical?
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Super religious people beware! Avert your eyes from this blasphemy! (Whom am I kidding?! no super religious people would stumble across this blog! But just in case, hello there! I think you are safe from the damnation of what you’d consider hell.) For everyone else, the evolution and future of humanity! Neoteny may be the future meta.
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Cross section of the pleasure tunnel.
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There are several features in a fairy’s vagina. There are layers and even a fork at the end. Is that why she is embarrassed?

As we start opening up the box…

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Cover pose, lingerie edition

Now on to–

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Cover pose, slightly more semi nude edition

I was going to go straight to the product but I found this in the bottom.

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The texts, what do they say?
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The evolution of man, revised nth edition. With the way things are going, just maybe.

Alright, now we can move on.

Contents

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All wrapped up, in a clear plastic case
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Comes with the standard 15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.

Product

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The onahole itself. Vaguely resembling a misshapen heart.
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Ass shot.
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And…I’m now reminded of a cut of rare or raw meat. If this were made of actual fairy, this would be really disturbing. I’m going to continue with the assumption that it is not and move on from there.

Feeling

How this onahole feels is quite something. It is not too tight, does not choke hard (I originally thought it would be designed and felt like it was tight due to the aesthetic). I t in no way find this disappointing.

I had little problem getting through the halfway point. I did however had problems at the end point,  more specifically, trying to reach one of the branching off points (either the one above or below the straight path and end). And at the end of the straight path, I found the ending very satisfying, it looks kind of like a uterus (A point that likes like its purpose is to keep the cum inside deep in the back).

Cleaning

Other than its size, there was not problem cleaning up with the usual running water and plenty of towels.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 So much pleasure awaits the user.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch and great to hold on to.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Variety and competition is almost always a good thing.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet is still better than nothing.
  • CLEANING: 8/10 No huge issue cleaning up.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. I would like to rate higher, and I’m sure there is a very good reason for it, but 1 packet of lotion for a big onahole/onahip like this, is kind of annoying. I get the assumption of having plenty of lotion on hand anyway, but it can be a semi-harsh lesson for a newcomer.

*clears throat*

With all of that said, would lewd this loli–

*Sirens blaring louder than before*

*sigh* you know what: I’m actually done here, just be careful out there. Now if you all would excuse me.

Alexa, play Breaking the Law

*Car chase ensues*

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