Semen Like Lube by MC

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Now here’s a strange item for today: A bottle of semen.

Yes, you read that right; a bottle of semen…except its not exactly that. It’s lube that looks like semen. Nothing like love juice lotion (though this is the male variant)

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/semen-like-lube/ ($13.99)

Another thing: it seems that the company MC is either so obscure in the onahole/lotion circle or it no longer exists. I couldn’t find out which is it. The only other thing I found that they made were nipple clamps called Chikubitch.

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So yes this is something that actually exists. And it is…realistic, yes that’s how I would describe it.

Now where to start…oh yes! Now you can embrace either your bukkake fetish, how it feels to have sloppy seconds, like if someone used your onahole without the worry of contracting a venereal disease/STD’s or the warmth of the onahole been used earlier, feel like you went a few rounds of sex like in hentai, pretending to swallow semen without the actual tasteĀ  or if you are like that, some NTR action. Though I don’t have those fetishes, I feel like I know the feeling of having those fetishes.

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The bottle is 300 ml or ~10.1 fl oz, weighs 1 lb or ~0.45 kg. The lotion itself is not like other lotions; for example, it is more stringy, like semen when you have not came for a few days rather than slimy like other lotions. Thankfully, it doesn’t have the smell of semen. It also said tasteless, though I will not confirm that. Viscosity is high and it is a little difficult to clean up, but not by much. With a few exceptions, this is essentially a bottle of semen (except it’s actually a bottle of lotion. Also, best keep this away from others, they may think it’s actually a bottle of semen). I also recommend that you either mix this with water or a “slimier” lotion to ease insertion/use. A chafed penis would ruin your night.

Here is a quote from the Queen Cat site: “Because it is a water-based lubricant, it is safe to use with all kinds of toys, and how you use it is really up to you. Just make sure it doesn’t get on your pants and walk in public without knowing. People would think you just masturbated.” I found that to be hilarious, because it’s true.

Rating time:

  • FEEL: 9/10 Even if you don’t like the feel of semen, this lotion is great.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Stringy, but workable.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Only one source? Hard to tell if it’s a fair price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Just a bottle, no bonus.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 It’s actually not very hard to clean up. Just takes a little more effort compared to other lotions.

FINAL SCORE: 41/50 or 82%. Perhaps it’s not as good as I’m making it out to be? But I still like it and think many others would too. I guess it is too strange to be available everywhere online, but who knows.

See you all again another time right here.