Vanessa and Co. lotion 200ml by Toysheart

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Hello once again readers. Here comes another review, but on an “accessory” to any onahole: the lubricant or lotion.

Toydemon($14.95, now $9.95)$

http://www.oh-myhoney.com/toysheart-vanessa-co-lotion-lubricant-200ml-p-657.html (CN¥72.00)

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Remember this? Of course you do, it wasn’t too long ago.

Anyway, I don’t need to restate what this is or what it is used for, so let’s get to the good part; It adds much needed lubrication to use any kind of onahole. It feels good on skin, it can be modified with a little water or “renewed” during a long session(moist again). For me, one squeeze (drop) is good enough for a single session, whether with porn, hentai, or your good ol’ imagination. It makes the feeling of any onahole complete and helps feel all the bumps, ridges, or waves of an onahole.

The price for a 200 ml (6.76 oz) is not bad, it’s good for an all purpose lotion. Excellent quality, one of the best I had so far. Bottle has a nice design, easier to grip and hold.

It must be good if Toysheart packs a little packet with each of their onaholes, right? Right. I say if you can get your hands on a bottle, do it, I know I’m about to get another bottle of this lotion myself.

Rating:

FEEL: 9/10 Slick, but not too slippery.

MATERIAL: 9/10 Whatever they use to make this lube, it’s working.

PRICE: 9/10  I see very little fault with price. It’s a good investment.

ADDITION/BONUS: 10/10 It is the addition to almost every Toysheart onahole, so no problems.

EASE OF USE: 7/10 At times, if outside onahole, it becomes very slippery and frustrating to use. But it can’t be blame on the lube. Maybe the onahole, but not this lube.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. It does its job and I can’t complain about it.

Tune in next time as I see what in my collection to review next for my supportive and loyal readers.

P.S: If it sounds too sentimental, it’s probably because late night typing is a thing. But I chose to do that, so whatever.

Next time everyone.

The onahole: What is it? (Reupload)

Edit: Fortunately, the original was archived and here it is.
The onahole: what is it?
Last time,
I had told all of you that I would tell the people about onaholes.
An onahole is a male sex toy used during foreplay or masturbation to simulate the feeling of many things, like a vagina or an anus. It can feel really good and can be considered better than manual masturbation or even sex according to some. Sex toys in general can be looked down upon as well as users of onaholes.
Speaking from personal experience, an onahole can feel wonderful and liberating, but may be something we keep to ourselves. Unless we are open to anonymous strangers and blog about it on the internet and feel secure about ourselves. Over the past few years, I had the pleasure of reading about onaholes from some bloggers who I consider wonderful people. I don’t know if they would mind if I mentioned them by online name, but don’t worry, you will all find out in due time (Edit: maybe?).
I would like to ask the readers a question:
Would you like me to continue telling you all my story and experience or if you want to hear about how I got into the world of onaholes?
You could also say “Yeah yeah, skip to the onaholes and/or related products you have used.” I couldn’t blame you if you want me to get to the good part. I could always come back to my story later.
If you don’t mind, why not participate in a poll? I would like to hear feedback from you all and how you would like to see this blog move along.
I will check back in a few days and see what you have to say.
See you all a few days after I finish typing this sentence.

Edit: Or if I goof up on adding a poll, you could leave a comment. That would be nice too. Again, see you all in a few days.

Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro by Toysheart, the poll result, and other shenanigans

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Based on the poll, the one and only result was “get to the good part!” I hear you o one anonymous voice that decided my destiny! (Nice transition right?)

My regret is asking for opinions too early, I will work on the timing, don’t worry.

That is all.

…Oh that’s right, I got a review I wanted to post on this blog, so here it is!

I would feel confident if my camera didn’t (SPOILER: STRONG LANGUAGE AHEAD AND IN THE FUTURE) (btw if you ignored the big spoiler line, good luck!) crap out on me and not take the photos I wanted to upload! An online photo (or several) may suffice under I get a new camera or phone.

Enough ranting, here it is: Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro

Sites I found it in:

ToyDemon ($24.95) (discontinued)

http://www.kanojotoys.com/costume-princess-chihiro-aoi-p-502.html (sold out)

http://www.Amazon.com (unavailable)

Purchased it in the first link.

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Looks nice, right?  I thought so too until, well, to be honest, I did not feel completely satisfied with it but it’s ok.

(MORE SPOILERS: GENITAL TALK)

I did not feel like I could fit inside of it (to be fair, it is an onahole and I am referred to as a “westie”. The most I could fit was the tip (the onahole entrance/ nubby part) and couldn’t enter the 3D twisted and more nubby part (the best part) As of this writing, I believe my stats are average and I’m uncut, will confirm actual size later (maybe).

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This is the part I am talking about. I had it in my collection for a while and I was excited to use it, only for the thought “if I wanted to only go this far, I would use a disposable onahole or “head” stimulator according to some sites. The smell is not too powerful, which is good, some mind a strong smell and it isn’t sticky when applying lube. So yeah, kind of  hyped for this one but let’s continue

I read it was produced and sold starting from 2008 and was discontinued in early 2014, so I was lucky to have purchased one back in late 2013 (but am I really lucky? I wish I knew).

I couldn’t find it’s specifications (L x W x H) so here is an unhelpful image.

Edit: According to the box: 115 mm (length?) (about 4.5 inches) 245g (0.5 lbs or 8 oz).

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It was produced by Toysheart in collaboration with a JAV studio (further research says the studio is called Earth Planning) for a DVD called Costume Princess, hence the name.  The material is called Pure Powder, it feel firmer compared to other onaholes I had in the past, but good nonetheless. It also come with Toysheart’s own Vanessa and Co. lotion, which feels good, as any good onahole is almost nothing without lube ( and a little water, if necessary).

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A bottle of lube, as well as the specific one I’m talking about, but imagine a little tube like packet that contains 15 ml (about 0.5 oz) instead of 200 ml (about 6.76 oz) which the bottle contains.

My scoring system is divided into 5 categories from 1 to 10 points : Feel, make or material, average price, additions or bonuses and 1-10 scale of how easy or hard it is to maintain and use. (If this system sound familiar, please tell me, I would not like to be copying anyone who uses this system for their blog, if I did, I apologize.)

Anyway, crappy rating system V.0.01 go!

FEEL: 5/10 It felt rough after using it for too long in one session and firmer than most onaholes I tried in the past.

MATERIAL: 7/10 very little to complain about. it’s different, but not bad.

AVERAGE PRICE: 7/10 about $24.95 before counting shipping. A decent price for a somewhat decent onahole.

ADDITION/BONUS: 8/10 A pretty standard packet of lube, can’t really rate it any higher. Little would surpass this I guess.

Ease of use and maintenance: 8 (8/10): Little to no problem using or cleaning (especially cleaning, I already talked about use.

Final score: 35/50 or 70%. Pretty decent. I’m not saying to not get it, assuming it is still available online. It’s just my opinion and I have little to no credibility, so take it with a pinch of salt, or not. It’s your adventure, do it how you wish.

So yeah, see ya next time when I may review something good or a little better than this, only time will tell.