Dimensions: : L x W x H: (6.3″ x 4.33″ x 3.15″) or (16 cm x ~11 cm x 8 cm).
Weight: 400 g or 14.1 oz
Right, like I was saying, it has been a while since I a.) Tried out a new oral onahole, and b.) Reviewed an oral onahole, escpecially one that did not give me much trouble. With that out of way…
Packaging
The POV on the frontI shouldn’t be surprised, but a JAV actress holding the onahole that is based on themselves?! Then again, not too common, especially photos or video of them holding a onahole. Also, the lips and tongue are very detailed!Signature on the box? Great! Also that semen, what is going on there, I wonder.Is this an ad for another onahole based on the JAV actress? But is the vagina instead of the mouth. I wonder where I can find that.SERIOUSLY! What is up with that semen? What secrets does the porn industry hold that not only allows semen to become that thick, but also bubbly at the same time? The detailing on the onahole throat is fantastic by the way.Burning…fellatio?
Contents
Included is a bottle of lotion and the onahole behind that mini box.That’s right, it’s not just any lotion, but a semen like lotion (reminds me a lot of Semen Like Lube I had reviewed a while ago.) It’s even just like it in fact, but better.At 150 ml (5.07 oz), there is plenty of action with this lotion.The onahole itslef, wrapped up nicely.Oh! So the mini box we saw earlier was actually part of this package. Nice pose! I’m still going to look to see if that photo of the other onahole is legit.
Product
The tongue even sticks out!There’s even a signature on the side. Is that how it is now, signatures on onaholes? Also would this count as an autograph?There is also what looks like where you put your handsNPG logo
Feeling
The teeth are well connected.
Unlike with previous oral onaholes I have used and reviewed, I did not need to be extra cautious due to protrusions and tightness, I will able to insert into the onahole with no problem.
Man, would you look at that throat!
The throat has a unique feeling as I continue inching inside, squeezing me into orgasmic submission.
Cleaning
Cleaning up is really simple and easy. Water and paper towels, what more need to be said?
SCORE:
FEELING: 10/10 Easy to slip in and the teeth don’t get in the way.
MATERIAL: 9/10 Excellent to touch and slip in and out of.
PRICE: 9/10 Worth the price
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Semen like lotion?! Yeah, you don’t see that everyday
CLEANING: 10/10 Simple and easy
FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. Overall, excellent onahole, easy to use, easy to clean, and easy to store. What more could you ask for?
Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (I could swear I had mentioned this before, but I can’t remember when or where at this moment.)
Anyways, this lotion doesn’t have a very strong smell, light, but still noticeable. It does its work well, seeing as I had not noticed any other smell during use with an onahole. I mainly used this lotion with La Vie En Roses and the combination works well, in both a practical and aesthetic sense. And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.
SCORE:
FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn like I thought it would at first.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above.
You may have seen this lotion somewhere online if you have been involved in the world of onaholes in the past few years, or maybe someone you know has. This particular lotion is one of the more well known (at least that’s the impression I’m getting).Backside of the bottle shows how to use the lotion ans more the cute and horny schoolgirl.
Word dump of a caption aside, this lotion has earned its fame through multiple review score from many different websites. And coming from a company like ToyHeart, you know you are getting an excellent product of high quality.
So the theme of the lotion is this lotion is supposed to that of a woman’s vaginal secretion (a female nectar like the title implies). A wet substance that comes out due to arousal and horniness. The cover is that of a very busty schoolgirl (I’m guessing high school, a very popular time in one’s life to write stories about, at least according to various forms of media). She is sitting down, blushing while she stares towards you and lifting up her skirt, showing off her panties. All the while her nipples can be seen poking under her shirt (perhaps no bra underneath?) And a heart comes out her mouth, is she giving the user the go ahead for sexual activities? I believe she is, judging by how wet she looks. A powerful story from one image, if I do say so myself, and I do.
Having started production since 2013, and still being produced to this very day, this tells you of the longevity this lotion has and what impact is still being felt. New lotions and onaholes come, but some just refuse to go down and give another product the spotlight without a fight (establishing itself as a mainstay is what I’m trying to say).
A good lotion makes a good onahole better. That may have been the idea when ToysHeart created this lotion particularly for their lines of onaholes. But this lotion can work with any onahole out there in the market today. At 370 ml (12.5 oz), it is a lotion you will have no regrets puchasing. And yes, it is 10 ml larger than an average large bottle of lotion, so that little bit extra is more time to be in your collection.
One last thing:
Be careful when holding this bottle, as the lotion REALLY flows out easily, like a waterfall in a bottle. Great when actually using it, but kind of a nightmare to clean up from bed sheets, as it kind of leaves a cold feeling when you are trying to sleep.
SCORE:
FEELING: 9/10 The feeling! Really brings back memories (onahole and lotion related memories of course).
MATERIAL: 10/10 Whatever is used to make this lotion has got to be a well kept secret. Whatever it is, it is excellent.
PRICE: 10/10
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Bottle is well designed, and the art is just arousing.
EASE OF USE: 10/10 Very easy to pour and use.
FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. This lotion more than just gets the job done, it builds up anticipation for the next time, and the time after that. Being compatible with just about every onahole imaginable, this lotion is very useful in just about every sexual situation.
There comes a time in an working adult’s life where, after many years in their respective career, decide that after years in the workforce, they go and retire. Maybe they receive a gold watch, perhaps a engraved personalized pen and case for all they did for the occupation and to thank them for their many years. And then, there are times where the company chooses to immortalize them and their name. Maybe name a wing of the building after them, or maybe put up their name on their wall/hall of fame.
Now what does that have to do with onaholes? If the title did not tip you off (or if you somehow stumbled to this blog), I’m here to talk about a certain onahole, one I, strangely enough, feel a faint sense of nostalgia and intimacy.
Dimensions L x W x H (7″ x 3.5″ x 3.5″) or (17.78 cm x ~8.9 cm x ~8.9 cm)
Weight: 635 g or ~22.40 oz (~1.4 lbs)
Packaging
Kind of a familiar face, huh? It is for me at least.That name does sound familiar…This cross section view does not put me off in the slightest.An onahole with a signature on it?! Never thought I’d see the day. Must mean this model of onahole is truly special.A brilliant retirement indeedLongtime readers may recognize this pretty face (and body) from the one from A-Chan’s Little Ass. It’s the same JAV actress is what I was trying to say.
Contents
Included in the box is the onahole itself and a decent sized bottle of lotion.The bottle is 60 ml or ~2.03 oz.
Product
That look when an onahole is fresh out the box and bag…!It’s even got that little NPG stamp some of their more recent onaholes have.The signature etched onto the side. Light, but not too hard to notice.The size of this thing…
Feeling
Pay no attention to the sausage-like fingers. It’s the inside of the onahole that should be the focus.
The feeling of this onahole felt almost like a fusion of A-Chan (outside, if A-Chan was less like an onahip and stuck being an onahole, but was not satisified being ordinary) and Kabejiri (inside, with the bumps and pleats and the pinkness). So basically A-chan’s little ass but slightly less tight (not that I had any problems with the tightness). Maybe it’s because I used this frequently or because I’m paying more attention, but this didn’t last too long before tearing. One positive to that is being easier to slide into an onahole that already is not difficult to insert one’s self inside. So why does it sound like I am complaining? Well I’m not, I’m just giving my observation.
Can you tell how enjoyable this onahole was? Actually it may be from either excessive use or I was too much for the onahole. Either way, I certainly enjoyed the experience, in more ways than one. I should not be so upset, I knew what I was getting into from the start.
Cleaning
Cleaning up is not difficult at all. Some running to wash the excess lotion (and semen if you are into that). Drying with towel for outside and paper towel for inside and it’s ready to go for next time.
SCORE:
FEELING: 10/10 The memories of my first onahip combined with just pure stimulation makes for a very euphoric experience.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Material is still durable despite showing otherwise.
PRICE: 9/10 A bit pricier than you usual onahole, but well worth it.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 A bottle of lotion packed with an onahole. You don’t usually see that (well, I don’t)
CLEANING: 10/10 Clean up is easy and simple.
FINAL SCORE: 49/50 or 98%. It felt great to try this onahole. I haven’t felt like this in a long time. It felt like this a book-Ends (Like one of those stories that start and end with the same kind of scene).
(Warning: the following may be controversial and at the same time, completely wrong. Correct me so that I may edit the error out and present the following as accurately as possible)
Introducing a onahole that bring something less common than teeth or breasts (on a onahole): Penis! And I’m not talking about the one you, the (male) user use on a daily basis, I’m talking about the onahole itself having a penis.
Yep.You are seeing this correctly.This is technically possible… (I wouldn’t recommend it though)so much detail…
Contents
The onahole itselfa 15 ml packet of lotion
Product
Huge in relation to the body.
So yes, this onahole comes with a penis attached. And yes, there is a urethral hole. So in theory, the onahole itself can cum. Think Disgraceful Oppai Body, but though the penis instead of the breasts. I could swear I had found a cross section picture of the onahole, but I guess we’ll just move on.
Feeling
I always wondered how a futanari / hermaphrodite would work. Depictions in hentai and the such tend to change things around depending on writers.Man, would having a groin that size would make many things in everyday life much harder (I’m talking about difficulty, not the other kind of hardness).
Penis aside, the onahole does have have a vaginal opening. Besides allowing a heterosexual or bi-curious individual play out any one of many sexual fantasies, this onahole can satisfy one and satisfy well. All this reminds me of one quote: “The dick only makes it better”. The feeling of penetrating this onahole and the dick just bounces up and down, simply incredible. And guess what, I am pretty comfortable with myself, so I say that unabashedly (or maybe this is a sign of something else, but that’s not important right now).
The onahole can take it and give it. So watch out in your onahole collection, you may get cucked.
Cleaning
Cleaning is easy, just running water, pat down with towel, wipe inside with a paper towel or cloth, and that’s it.
SCORE:
FEELING: 10/10 Just so satisfying. Can’t quite put my finger on it.
MATERIAL: 9/10 Very endurable and soft to the touch.
PRICE: 10/10 Not too expensive, and it is worth it.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard packet of lotion.
CLEANING: 10/10 Easy. Not much else need to be said.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Futa fantasies aside, this onahole pleases sexually. It also opens up more possibilities, more than I originally though possible when I first started. So I recommend this onahole.
Dimensions: L x W x H (5.5″ x 2.5″ x 3″) or (~14 cm x 6.35 cm x 7.62 cm)
Packaging
Box art is not bad, many thoughts come up, but those thoughts are not very important.
“Masturbator of the highest quality”. And you know what, they are not wrong.
“Utterly Brillant, Marvelously Demoralizing, Grossly Intimidating, The Fantastically, Produced Erotic Extreme Entertainment For The Twenty-First Century Grown-ups.” That sounds familiar…now where have I seen that before? (half joking half serious here).
Contents
Included is the onahole and a packet of lotion (15ml) or (0.51 oz)The packet of lotion. Simple enough.
Product
Well constructed outside and inside…well read on. Right, where to start…
Feeling
Right, where to start…the outside is well designed. Nothing too fancy, and the shape of the onahole may seem familiar or the standard shape. That familiarity is comforting, as innovation in the world of sex toys and the like marches on, it’s good to come back to the basics every once in a while.
Now for the inside, there are three different textures in the vagina. The changes in texture changes the experience of using the onahole. The changing of what you feel inside can really excite you (just don’t get too excited, you ae going to want to experience it all).
Cleaning
Cleaning up is easy, just use running water, a towel and paper towels.
SCORE:
FEELING: 9/10 Three different layers inside…that’s not too uncommon nowadays, but done right, and the onahole really stands out.
MATERIAL: 9/10 The material and the shape makes the onahole easy to grip.
PRICE: 10/10 Simple, but very effective.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 A lotion packet. It’s a good thing.
CLEANING: 10/10 Easy and that’s all she wrote.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great product. The claim on the box was no lie. I didn’t have any doubts before, and I definitely don’t now.
Onahole warmers are nothing new on this site, though it does seem like a while. And you may be wondering, “why review a warming sticker at this time of year”? The answer to that is I’m getting ahead of the trend, before it gets colder.
Like previous warmers, this one is powered via USB. So the convenience of warm onaholes are well within your reach, whether you use your computer and one of those wall sockets (I use the latter). What makes this warmer different is the fact that the onahole itself is held into place while being warmed up. As always, watch you onaholes, you wouldn’t what to melt it or worse, give your self burns, especially on the crotch.
5 minutes to warm up and leave your onahole for 10 minutes, I’m guessing what is being said.DanDanSo there is a button to turn the warmer on and off?Make hot your toy. Well I would hope so. And I believe I was right about it.
SCORE:
FEEL: 10/10 Fits inside onaholes with no problems.
MATERIAL: 10/10 No overheat, easier to handle and easy to leave.
PRICE: 10/10 The price is well worth it for warm onaholes.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 No bonus, other than the fact that it is a stand, for your onaholes.
EASE OF USE: 8/10 You really shouldn’t be able to burn you self, but do be careful.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92% Great warmer. Now I can leave it on the floor, warming an onahole without worying about getting it dirty.
Dimensions: L x W x H (9.25″ x 9.25″ x 8″) or (~23.5 cm x ~23.5 cm x 20.32 cm)
Weight: 2.3 kg or 5.07 lbs.
Packaging
Yep, it is that big!Top sideBottom side6 of the theoretical 48 positions you can do with this onahole. Will update once I try out more positons.Both a deep vagina hole and a short anal hole
Contents
Will you look at that beauty…Almost makes me wish I could just keep it in the plastic, but then I’d be missing out on actually using it. You know, the purpose of the onahole (I can still appreciate the aesthetic while pounding it.I repeat: beauty……and then there is this. A 15ml packet of lotion for an onahole of this size. But hey, it’s better than nothing.Also, the plastic makes a lot of noise! Can’t really be quiet in the middle of the night with this around.
Like I said, the plastic makes a lot of noise, making trying to store it quietly a nightmare!
Product
Without the plastic, it does not sit up straight, but that doesn’t really take away from how the onahole is. Posture is bad, but sitting position is good. Also in the bag, it kind of reminds me of raw chicken. Great, now I made myself hungry.
What I really like, other than the pussy and ass, is the design of the onahole itself. It feels like an upgrade to an onahip (would that make this an onabody or something)? For example, the breasts, they don’t feel too much like a fantasy, more realistic (scaling wise). Like a petite girl who’s not too flat, not too busty, just the right balance in between. Just like one of them good girls. A real lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
Magic Eyes’ signature logo, but on the bottom of one foot (Have they watched Toy Story or is it just a coincidence)?
Feeling
Like a chicken or a turkey just waiting to be stuffed (they are considered birds and in some places, girls are called birds. And stuffing…you can figure it out). I swear I did not use it yet at the time of the photo. I definitely did afterwards of course.
So yes, very…usable, let’s just say. The pose, the possibilities with the pose and the onahole itself…yeah, just great!When I use this onahole, I really feel like some giant being who takes the sacrificial lamb (village girl) to my chambers (room) and just pound it into her. Though small, she can take the size I give her with her vagina. Her ass…not as much, but I can still fit inside a bit. I am left wondering why the anus was not longer, but I think it’s because the onahole (I’m just calling it an onadoll in my mind) would feel thinner in the back. Not a huge problem, as I do appreciate the look of an onahole as well as the functionality.
Like the title implies, this onahole can be used using any of the 48 styles of lovemaking. Kind of like the Kama Sutra, but it’s the Japanese version. The 48 styles originally came from the Edo Period, refelecting that of Sumo wrestling moves. Basically, all of these cool looking sexual positions.
Usually, with an onahole, I’m a missionary / doggy style kind of guy, and trying some of the other position shown on the box, my mind was blown! My new favorite is cowgirl, which reminds me, I used to do that with my onaholes, go to town while lying on my back. Some positions work better than others, like Scissors works, while something like oral, does not (no head and I don’t think many want to taste onahole, and that being for any one of many reasons).
While flexible, some care should be taken, especially around the limbs and hands as they can stretch too much and look ripped, or just separate in the case of the hands.
Cleaning
Cleaning is not a huge problem, just more onahole to fit in the sink to wash away the lotion and jizz (don’t judge me, I’m sure some of you have done that, and I don’t see a problem with doing that, it’s you onahole, you do want you will.) Drying takes a bit more effort, but still not a huge problem.
SCORE:
FEELING: 10/10 So much possibility with this onahole. It really almost feels like sex with an actual person
MATERIAL: 10/10 So soft and so pleasurable to the touch
PRICE: 10/10 Yes, it is one of the more expensive onaholes, but with all you can do with it, I believe the price is more than justifiable.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A small packet of lotion, really? Though it is better than nothing, I personally would have paid a bit more if it came with a bottle of lotion, but I’m sure that was done so the onahole would be a bit easier to pack and sell.
CLEANING: 8/10 Easy to splash yourself and your sink may not be big enough to contain the whole body.
FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Though the onahole is bigger and a bit harder to store, I still would bring this out again and again to enjoy it. I now leave with the interest of trying more positions with this onahole, not knowing if it’s feasible yet, but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
Hello once again to another onahole megabox box unboxing!
And guess what, I forgot to record the opening!
On an unrelated note, I’m getting into gatcha games. And since a box like this is like a real-life version of gatcha, I thought, why not go for another box, right?
Included is a mini manga that is also an ad for Toy’s Heart products on JList. Also, it appears to be an ongoing series, I kind of wish I could at least read those.Once again, a huge box. A huge box full of mystery.Again, the cover slips off.I wonder what am I getting this time.I hope there’s a big one (At least one big one is included, I meant a really good big one.)So nice and organized.
Once again, the amount of potential here is incredible! Like my previous box Enjoy Box, it is a mystery what the original names of these onaholes are. That information would be helpful in a situation where, say, I had already used and reviewed a certain onahole in this box. But the upside here is it is a bit easier to build a collection with a box like this. Besides, who doesn’t like a surprise? Also this box promises 7+ items inside, a value of at least $15.71 per item, not including shipping.
As can be seen in the pictures above, instead a really big onahole/ onahip this time around, I got what looks like dildos among the onaholes (Edit: also there is an anal probe in there, neat). I’m surprised the number of dildos outnumber the number of onaholes. Now, I don’t want to create any rumors or speculation, but possibilities have been opened, just saying. What isn’t speculation is the noticeable lack of lotion. Guess you can’t have it all (I know it’s a different company this time, but still.)
I would like to take the companies who decide to, instead of just throwing away their excess inventory / products that underachieved in the marketplace, they packaged them (in this case) in what is essentially a blind box. Gacha may be a new word to me, but the concept itself is not.
If research yields any result you will see it. Regardless, you will not be disappointed.
Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (Now I know for a fact that I had previously mentioned this).
Anyways like Ag+ Rose lotion, there is a slightly detectable smell from this lotion, a kind of minty or icy like smell. If that kind of smell bothers you, don’t worry, you will barely notice it when using it. What really makes this lotion unique is the tingly feeling from the lotion cooling down your nether regions (coldness for delaying climax maybe?). This cold feeling really comes in handy during the hotter months (other products also use menthol to achieve a cooling feeling and sell like gang busters). And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.
SCORE:
FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn the nether regions, quite the opposite actually.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name (There seems to be many, I guess that explains the popularity), though the cooling effect will make it stand out among the others.
EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above. It gives a new experience and it cools you down (some people get really heat up due to many factors, and this lotion helps resolve one of them).
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