Rebirth: A new era of onaholes

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(Note: this is a continuation of the previous story End of an Era: The destruction of the bag of Pleasure, read that first to understand this story better.)

Hello, this story may be going up relatively quickly, the events kind of overlap with my previous story. Think of it as an in media res story but instead it concludes after the original story’s ending. It will make sense later.

At this point, I’m going to assume you all read the previous story, so spoilers for those who somehow didn’t.

While I writing my previous story, something had happened: the new bag I ordered had arrived earlier than expected. Also, I didn’t mean to mislead you all and make you think ALL my onaholes are gone (I did however lost my motivation to continue writing for awhile, that and other things prevented me from writing the previous story and this story much sooner) . Some had made it, most of them because…they were still in the shipping boxes like I left them due to no space in my previous bag (I’m surprised since the boxes were already opened, maybe it’s because the onaholes were stilled sealed in their original boxes, since I hadn’t opened them yet at that and this point.

Anyway, now things are OK, and I feel they will improve in the near future.

My new setup, please rate it (I’m kidding) I didn’t expect it to look like a traveling/gym bag, but I looked past that and am now very satisfied with it.

The one good thing about the the mini flood was now I have space for my onaholes that came in a big box set and some that have not be seen here yet (now THAT would be very devastating, unusable before the first use, money down the drain, that would be horrible)

I was originally going upload this picture along with taking a picture of the onaholes, lotions, etc. inside the boxes , but there would have been spoilers (newer products I have yet to review) Basically 2017 Onahole Preview, Preview Box 2, and some newer stuff that will be revealed later.

So, yeah, not all bad, this is an opportunity for newer items to come in (also a lesson of where I keep my bag from now on, still no idea where though)

Hopefully, we won’t have a repeat of that, really don’t think I could handle it right now.

End of an era: The destruction of the bag of pleasure

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Hello Everyone, I have bad news.

My bag, which I use to store most of my onaholes and lotions (the usual topic of this blog), has been a victim of a leaking pipe. Only this time, the water had bleach and has ruined the bag and its contents to the point of being just unusable and most of it is not salvageable by any means.

It mean, just look at the bag (had to be on the floor because it still smelled like bleach):

I was not kidding when I said that bleach had gotten on the bag.

So yeah, as you can guess the contents inside the bag got bleach on he outside and even some on the inside. Since bleach can burn skin, there is really no way can the onaholes and accessories can be consider safe for use any more.

It’s like a hole where dead soldiers are buried. How depressing. Spoilers: One made it out

So many memories here, so much potential, gone in an instant. Really bums a guy out (no joke, being serious here) Gone are the following:

• USB Onahole Warmer 2.0 (Winter’s going to really suck now!)
• Sujiman Kupa Lolinco (No more loli wife)
• Mini Cock Ring(Tan) (Not really a huge loss?)
• The Other Side of Tits (*screaming intensify* WHY?!)
• Anal Wife Beyond (No more butt slut wife)
• Maid in Fella (*screaming resumes* NO!!! She gave such good head!)
• Hidachitukko Plus (*Screaming continues* Now my life has less thickness!)
• Nikudon Paipina (*still screaming* less boobplay in the future!)
• Onii Tama Cock Ring (meh)
• La Bocca della Verita (*screaming in Italian* Perché il cazzo ti hai portata la dannata soluzione ?!)
• Fuwapuni (*screaming in English now* Just…dammit)
• Tenga Warming Stick (Took many steps, but it was good)
• Squeeze Spiral (Link used with permission) (My first review that didn’t go up on here, but rather on blog.onahole.eu in a review I did there. Anyways, how disappointing, this onahole didn’t get too much use. It has been a while since I had an onahole that I could only fit the tip in.)

Yeah, it really does seem like an end to an era: the era of sexual discovery and forbidden pleasure. Gone, but not forgotten.

I’m still bummed out, so I’ll just leave it here. Be careful where you store your onaholes, you never know when a accident is a sign for something worse.