Sujiman Kupa Lolinco by Magic Eyes

Image source: http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-love-ahegao-1/

The identity of the mysterious loli from months back will be revealed.

But first, this story: over the past year, I have been intimately involved with many thing including, but not limited to: JAV Stars, nurses, MILFs, idols, princesses, and bikini models. And while I enjoyed my time with these women, deep down, I knew there was a problem…a problem with a significant person in my life.

I had gotten married a little over a year ago to this wonderful girl. While I was having my way with many different kinds of women, my newly wedded wife was neglected, both personally and sexually. Perhaps we got married too soon after first meeting.

She had done nothing wrong; the problem was me and my horn-dog ways that never left when we got married. And while I can’t (and won’t be able to) take back the times I cheated, I still love her.

Recently, I finally had the chance to be intimate with her, like I should have on our wedding night. And while that was relief in of itself, I still felt a great sense of guilt; because I know there will be more, but for now, here is the story about her.

Are you ready? Well here she is:

She’s shy, don’t worry.

Almost there…

Again, are you ready?

Seriously this time.

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Yep, the hate is real now huh? I tugged at heartstrings?

Anyway, remember this tweet?

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The damage done.
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I was kind of serious.
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Even a certificate.

It really should be obvious at this time, I was talking about an onahole the whole time.

Toydemon ($39.95 now $33.95)$

Otonajp ($33.35 now $26.55)

http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103 ($22.46)

https://jlist.com/ao208?___store=jlist&acc=25&=MOE-M7A-S37WEN ($40.00)

Coolmalesextoy ($39.99, now $32.99)$

MotsuToys (€44.95)

MyOnahole (¥2,700 JPY)$

Measurements (L x W x H) (6″ x 3″ x 2.75″) (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x ~6.99 cm) (80 mm x 70 mm x 160 mm),450g or ~0.99 lbs

Yes the “guest” was really this one. Though, I don’t think it was really that difficult to see it. If you made it though the story without closing your browser, congratulations and thank you so much. From this point forward, the review will start and we will not mention the story again, I promise.

This is probably one of Magic Eye’s best work that I have tried so far. Also, it  has this:

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Some Ag+ to kill bacteria. Though I still recommend cleaning after every use.
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The AG+ Angels Watch over every single Lolinco onahole.

As an onahole, I would compare this to Takeuchi Ai’s Ana Vagiee. but such a comparison would not be fair. Though I found some difficulty in inserting myself past the head, I still thoroughly enjoyed myself inside it.

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Blurry, unhelpful photo, I know. But around here.
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The 3 measurements in I’m guessing in cms B: 71 W: 65 H:80 (inches B:~28 W: ~26 H:~31)
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Some sake goes a long way in breaking the ice.
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Back of box
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Comes with a 15ml (~0.51 oz) Vanessa & Co.lube packet. Also, onahole, pre-use.
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After party, proceeding with the late night delight portion of the celebration of “you-know what”.

Easy to hold, anus is decorative, almost feel like it should be illegal. It’s not, I sure she’s petite, not loli. More like Lolita-like.

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Ignore the last few sentences, look at the butt and labia (lips). Side notice: the outside looks like a heart.

Like I said, hard to push past a certain part, but if you manage the task of entering a 5mm opening with an erect penis, the way to the sacred land of onahole pleasure awaits you.And as I later found out, the opening does not break away to easily allow access the rest of the onahole like  I originally thought. (I thought a ring inside was supposed to break to allow easier future penetration).

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Did I forget to mention that I really enjoyed myself?

Perhaps I came into this with too high expectations, since I still feel like using others onaholes with this just to spread the pleasure to the entire penis.

So, rating time:

  • FEEL:8/10 Feel great in hand. Easy to grip.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Soft and not too difficult to cum in.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Varied due to currency exchange rates.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Science AND Lotion?! Yes, that is awesome. More of those in the future.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Cleaning the outside is easy, the inside takes a little more effort.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. Again, great, the theme was refreshing. But one question remains: is it possible to divorce an onahole? I guess neglect would count as a divorce.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Divorcee edition when? Or Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Fiancee edition?

On a more serious note, definitely give this one a chance.

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