Nakadashi Niku Benki

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/toilet/3YtB_ugKpJMQnZdjZ0DE1ld0GY6JN0

Now here is something quite unusual: An onahole in the shape of a toilet. Now in my day, I’ve seen some really weird onaholes, mostly from western manufacturers, like a hole with labial lips on the sole of a foot and one shaped like a dog (they say they are only for novelty, but I’m sure some really freaky people out there actually use it for sexual purposes).

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
OtonaJP (¥3,130.00) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/nikubenki-human-toilet-masturbator-p-4497.html#tap_a=24436-6aad37&tap_s=188447-4e57c0 ($31.00 USD)

Dimensions: L x W (5.51 cm x 3.94 cm) or (~2.17″ x 1.55″)

Now with this–

*Looks at clock*

Really? It’s THAT day?! But, I really did get that onahole, didn’t really know why then, and I thought I had a really good idea. Yes, it is April 1, but this review is no prank.

Edit: Well now it’s not April 1st, just can’t seem to go these out in time. So ignore the actual post date.

Packaging

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BDSM x toilet. Name a more iconic duo.
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The toilet has ridges! That is some pipework.
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Pretty sure that crotch shine is not light flare.
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The toilet stretches! Looks are deceiving.

Yes, as many of you have deduced, there is an onahole shaped like a toilet. And people use this judging by the amount of blogs and reviews I have seen (not including myself of course).

Contents

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Not that bad how it is packed.
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Clean toilet and some lotion (15ml or ~0.51 oz)

I’ll be honest: I kind of wished it would be close to something like a M Wet Restraint Hole (Maybe I’ll get my hands on that soon. No promises, but it is listed). But hey, at least this onahole stands out due to how wild the concept is. Doesn’t made it any easier to actually want to use.

Product

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So shiny…
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…Yeah, not so clean like I previously thought.

I don’t believe I would or have used this onahole more than once or twice. But that should be enough.

Feeling

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Yes, the lid stays up all the time. Don’t let the wife or girlfriend find this toilet (you know, besides the fact that a tiny toilet can actually get you off, and you don’t even have a toilet fetish).

I’m used to onaholes being soft to the touch, due to my days of cheap onaholes being all but done. So to the touch, it’s more firm and a bit rougher than any onahole I’ve had the pleasure of using in the past two years at least. Also the hole is a bit narrow. Narrow and rough, that is some masochism there. Maybe that’s why there was that girl on the front: represent the BDSM community there. I still managed to finish anyway to my surprise. Does that make me a masochist?

Cleaning

Just “flush” and wipe. Bad pun, but seriously easy to clean.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 5/10 What was I expecting? At least it’s still softer than an actual toilet and not as cold.
  • MATERIAL: 5/10 Again, not really soft.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Ironically, this onahole would be better as just a novelty. At least it’s worth a laugh or two.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 At least lotion was included.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 At least cleaning is easy, not like an actual toilet.
  • BONUS: +0.5 Just because.

FINAL SCORE: 34.5/50 or 69%. Forced jokes aside, the onahole is not that bad. It works at least and the laughs are worth the price if you have some extra money lying around (Maybe not often, but it is okay to just laugh. If you actually like something like this, more power to you). I don’t know if there is any more weird onaholes out there, but I may inevitably encounter them (What am I saying, surely more weird ones are out there). With that said, have a nice day, no joke.

Fairy Onahole

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/i-want-to-be-a-fairy/Pdtm_u6eRDLB75KE7XWrvRNm106lbx

If you have been frequenting this blog for a while, you may know I had recently reviewed a fairy themed onahole (link) and you may have noticed how it is kind of big despite the theme. And while I like the onahip model onaholes out there, there is just something about the “pocket pussy” designed onahole (Yes, it is redundant, I know.), and since in a way, onaholes are fairies compared to the average human, its one of the most perfect themes out there.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/virgin-fairy-onahole-p-2341.html ($31 USD)
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/toysheart-fairy-onahole/ ($32.99, now $29.69)
OtonaJP (¥2,990.00) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt698 ($42.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.5″ x 2.75″ x 2.5″) or (~14 cm x ~6.99 cm x 6.35 cm)

Packaging

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She’s already wet and ready to take it all. Also, Japan Quality…I mean, I was hoping it is.
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For the inflation enthusiasts out there as well as the giant enthusiasts. The tunnel even narrows towards the middle.
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The classic instructions on the box.
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How tight this looks (and is).

Ignoring the lack of actual features (what, were you expecting wings? I was before I saw this thing for the first time a while back), this thing looks kind of cute. But we all know where this is going, given the nature of the blog and whatnot.

Contents

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15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion included.

It’s as simple as it gets. Here at least.

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Petite treat!

Why I never have said that before must mean I’m going a little crazy. Well lol–

*sirens*

Nevermind. I was just going to say that there is nothing wrong with admiration of inanimate objects. Unlike most, you can derive sexual pleasure from it with low risk of injury where the sun (usually) doesn’t shine.

Product

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It’s so cute, yet I know I’m gonna have a taste of that.
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It’s like a little peach.

Soft to the touch, Easy to grip and lotion does not leak out too much.

Feeling

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*Deep inhale followed by exhale* Time to slide in!

The feeling inside is pleasurable, ribbed/pleated, it doesn’t have a whole lot of space for air to come out of, creating a sort of vacuum effect. Tight, but not too tight where insertion is next to impossible for some out there. While holding the onahole, your hand (or partner’s hand, don’t know why I just though of that, but it may exist out there) may feel a slight bump. Those are breasts and they shall be loved regardless of size. Take care of her, and she will take care of you.

Cleaning

Clean up is easy as it gets: water and towels.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Just the right level of tightness.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Doesn’t feel cheap despite the price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet of lotion is always better than nothing.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy to clean. That’s it.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Simple onahole. Great for newcomers and veterans alike. If you can get past the whole looking like a corpse part, but you would most likely be looking or thinking about something else while inside. Whatever gets you off.

See you next time.