Slut Fighter

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/slut-fighter-hip.html

Hello, happy belated New Years wherever you may be. May your dreams and goals come through. At least one of mine did come through so far. And I’m sure one of yours will come true soon enough.

Before we get sidetracked even further; Hello, I am here once again with another wonderful product from my friends over at MotsuToys.com. Tonight’s product is once again a onahole, a onahip to be more exact. Though shaped differently from your typical onahip, it provides a newer experience you may not be so familiar with. The theme is center around a certain character from a certain fighting game franchise. The character: Chun-Li, the franchise: Street Fighter. Yes, possibly the poster girl for female characters in the many video games and spinoffs from Capcom. A real femme fatale; looks and strength. And a onahip that I believe does her justice.

MotsuToys (€159.95) $

Packaging

She looks real familiar

Those points.

Interesting positions. Ones that look like fun to try one night.

The signature bracelets.

The stats. and the ribbons.

Something for the feet lovers out there. Also a little peek at the crotch.

Inner art

I just like this font for some reason.

Product

The onahole, all wrapped up.

For some reason, the plastic cover was not completely covering the onahole.

Well that’s an interesting position to pack your onahole. It works, so there’s no problem.

Feeling

Well that looks weird.

Much better.

It just looks so good. The details on the vagina and anus. The thighs, the position.

Right, quite a bit to explain here. Don’t worry, I think you’ll like it.

Similar to Ereshkigal Cherry, This onahip can be used in multiple positions. Three positions shown on the box: variations of doggy style, missionary and spooning are shown. Though in theory positions like kneeling and cross body may also work.

Moving on to the vagina. Entering, you may find the tunnel a bit wider, and that’s alright. Easier to enter and you have ridges and spokes to welcome you inside. Continuing inside, you will encounter a donut shaped, ridged gate that gives you a firm squeeze. After moving through more ridges and another gate, you will reach the G Spot; another texture to adds to the stimulation, resulting in additional pleasure.

Moving on the the anus. As you may have guessed, it is a bit tighter to enter inside. Once you do enter inside the anus, you are welcomed by nub like textures followed by half-moon like textured ridges all the while the tunnel alternates between tight and wide. Continuing you will find more textured nubs, ridges and massage points, and ends with a chamber full of smooth ridges and a tight space.

Last, but certainly not least, the exterior. We got a bit of ass, some belly and some upper thighs. The pose of one leg over the over, exposing the two tunnels of the onahole. Everything looks realistic, save for the size, which isn’t a real problem in my book. The skin feels soft and firm; you can grab, squeeze and slap to your heart’s content and it should still hold its shape and design. Overall, very well crafted.

Cleaning

So easy with either a sink or a spray bottle for water and a good towel and cleaning stick.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 It’s quite an experience inside both tunnels.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft and firm.
• PRICE: 9/10 Great investment.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Great artwork
• CLEANING: 9/10 Cleaning is as easy as it can get.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It was quite an experience with this onahole. I don’t believe I have had much experience with onaholes that have a flat area for flat surfaces, but I enjoyed this one. As always the theme added to the experience and this is a great onahole.

If you’d like one of these onaholes for yourself, you can find them in the following links:

Slut Fighter

Hope to see you all next time, I hope you really liked this one. And stay tuned for future products you may also like.

Ereshkigal Cherry

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/ereshkigal-cherry.html

Hello, how are you all doing? Great I would think. Hope you see all your friends and family soon enough. I’m hoping for the same for myself. If my review makes your night, I’m glad to help you out.

Before we continue further, I am here once again with another wonderful product from my friends over at MotsuToys.com. Tonight’s product is another onahole, but not just any kind of onahole, a onahip. Its bigger, has weight and overall offer more than your typical onahole. The theme is centered around the ancient Sumerian goddess, Ereshkigal, goddess of the underworld. But more importantly, it’s the FGO (Fate Grand Order) version of Ereshkigal. FGO is a mobile game centered around the Fate franchise, a story about a collection of legendary and historical figures drawn into a war along with mages called their Masters for the holy grail, granting the wish of the winner. Ereshkigal is one of these figures and she comes into the franchise, sharing the body of one of the more popular original characters, Rin Tohsaka.

MotsuToys (€229.95) $

Packaging

Look at her butt. It’s so big.

Like in FGO there are two types of prisms: Prisms and Rare Prisms.

That 360° will make sense in a little bit.

Some more icons from FGO. Center: A symbol of Ereshkigal. Clockwise from top left: The Secret Crown A (Invincibility for one turn), Goddess’ Essence B (Increase damage), Magic Resistance D (Debuff resistance), and Mana Burst (Cage) A+ (Increase Buster damage for one turn).

The tiara Ereshkigal wears.

Alternate view of the infamous booty.

Cross section view of the onahole and its holes.

More art that was inside.

More art.

Product

Ah yes, plastic. It serves a purpose. And it served it well.

A little difficult to see, but the plastic was damaged. The onahole arrived in one piece. The only thing that really matters here.

Feeling

Yes, the (labia) is colored a bit different from the rest of the onahole. Doesn’t take away anything, so it’s no problem.

This is rare: a onahole that can sit upright. And can also be used this way.

Your typical doggy style pose. This onahole is well crafted.

From close up, you can really see the finer details of the onahole.

Right, as you might have guessed, this is a lot to unpack here with this onahole.

Let start with the 360° we saw earlier. As you may have noticed, the onahole can be used and set in multiple ways and the box shows three positions: Missionary, doggy, and cowgirl. Since you can move it in any direction, other positions you could try include: Spooning, Sitting, Standing, kneeling and even Reverse Cowgirl. You can think it, you may be able to do it.

Moving on the vagina. Outside you see the outer shape, how the labia is designed to look as lifelike as possible. Past that you will find an entrance that is not too tight and not too loose, but welcoming to your member. As you enter the tunnel, you are welcomed with gate like textures holds on to you and retain and helps reapply your lotion of choice as you use the onahole. As you continue further inside, you will find textures of various shapes and sizes. Towards the end, you will feel pearl like textures as you reach the end, a small chamber with a ridged “womb”.

Moving on the anus. The outside is shaped like any anus you may find out there. Again, it looks lifelike. A bit tighter than the vagina, but it doesn’t give too much resistance to you inserting yourself inside. Once inside you are greeted by a gate like texture. Continuing onwards, you will be met with various stimulating textures that moves with every thrust. At the end of the tunnel is a series of long and bumpy textures that are really stimulating.

And last but not least, the ass cheeks. Round, soft to the touch and easy to grab. The shape is what the packaging was calling a “Cherry Shaped Ass”. And they did a wonderful job capturing the design. Also I had fun slapping the ass and the material is durable enough to handle a little rough play.

Cleaning

While it was possible to clean the onahole using the sink directly, a cup of water or a cleaning item like the KYO Onahole Shower works well too. Drying is the easier part, but also important as always.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 Feels great inside in both tunnels.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to touch and hold on to.
• PRICE: 9/10 Price for this onahip is a great investment.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The art is well made and so is the box art.
• CLEANING: 9/10 You may find sink washing easier depending on your sink size. Either way, clean up is a breeze.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Goodness me! This onahip is the stuff of dreams I could only imagine years ago. Continuing with the trend of anime themed onahole, they just keep getting better with time. I can’t wait to see how much further they can improve.

If you’d like one of these onaholes for yourself, you can find them in the following links:

Ereshkigal Cherry

Hope to see you all next time, I hope you really liked this next one. And stay tuned for future products you may also like.

Chubby Narumi’s Outrageous Ass – MEGAHIP 2.0

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/narumis-thicc-ass-megahip.html

Hello all, I am here, once again with a smile on my face. And while I may have a smile on my face, I find myself a bit tired lately. And while I believe there may be several causes, the following may be the most likely.

But before we continue that thought, welcome back! I’m here once again with a new product from my friends over at Motsutoys.com. A product that already has surpassed any product I had previously reviewed. I thought I knew what was what in the world we are in, the world of adult toys, that is. I could just go on, but I think it will make sense in a bit.

MotsuToys(€379.95) $

Edit: As can be seen by the title, this is the second version of the Narumi’s Outrageous Ass onahole. Improvements will be specified below.

Packaging

Front of box. And yes, it is a huge box. And yes, that’s not a misprint, it is 17KG (~37.4 lbs).

Preview of both holes.

Anal hole: Grab onto Narumi’s thick hips as you thrust into this hole. Her deliciously tight asshole has five rows of pleasure bumps which caress you more and more intensely as you go deeper. With a length of 16 Centimeters this ass is sure to make you feel amazing.

Vaginal hole: Every inch of Narumi’s vagina is covered in small, teasing bumps. This 360 attack is sure to drive you mad! Narumi isn’t the smallest girl in class and the depth of her pussy reflects this. With an amazing depth of 20 Centimeters, you can thrust as deep as you want.

More preview images.

It also includes a manga page! Haven’t seen that in a long time. Best thing is it’s already translated.

Edit: It seems more like a western comic since it seems to read from left to right rather than right to left.

Either way, it seems like your average hentai plot, but some vanilla is always good ever now and then.

Product

First thing we see is some Styrofoam. Yeah, it’s that kind of onahole / onahip.

Now I see why the box had to so huge.

And of course there was a second piece of Styrofoam. And of course it’s shaped to find the onahip during transport.

Taking it out of the box, it really is quite large.

Also included are two holes, They appear to be put there to hold the onahole in place. From when the onahole was being produced by the looks of it,

The design of the onahip is quite enticing and also pretty to look at.

I stepped back so you can see just how big the onahip is.

Beautiful booty

Yep, she’s thick with a side of chubby for those who are really into that.

Oh yes, before I forget, the onahole is filled with some light, foam-like material forming the rest of the hip as you can see in this cross section. Thanks to this foam, this onahole doesn’t weigh more than it does.

Feeling

Both holes, easy to see. It looks so realistic.

Like I said earlier, there are two holes. While both holes may appear to be very small and tight, I found no difficulty using this onahole in either hole. Starting with the vagina, insertion is simple and easy. With a depth of 20 cm, you can really go deep inside this onahole. The tunnel is has several different textures as you go further inside. For example going from nubs or beaded to pleated or ridged textures. Finally, the hole holds on to you in a tight enough seal.

Now, in regards to the anal tunnel, much is similar to the vagina. Looks small, easily accepts you and holds on tight, and there are a variety of textures to be experienced. The one difference is the anal tunnel is a lot shorter at 17 cm of depth, but that’s plenty for many shapes and sizes.

Main differences between the version of the onahole and the 1.0 version are this one is twice as thick as the original, weighs a bit more and the box is more illustrated.

Cleaning

Cleaning…yeah, if you thought I had trouble with the KYO 7 Sins this onahole is a different story. I couldn’t get this onahole to fit inside my sink. I had seriously considered taking the onahole to the shower / bath tub to wash out the tunnels of fluids. I found a compromise with using a cup of water to clean the onahole and putting down a towel to reduce the chance of spills. Drying however was not difficult at all. It just takes a little longer wipe out the outside and dry out the inside. Otherwise, it’s just routine.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 Feels lifelike. I really feels like I’m sleeping with an actual person due to the onahole’s size. I had tried several positions, and I like want I felt.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch. the foam core of the onahole doesn’t hinder use and is pretty sturdy without feeling heavy.
• PRICE: 10/10 It does looks like a lot, and it may be depending on your budget, but it is a great investment in yourself, and you will not regret it. Just be aware that this onahole is up there with the heavyweights of adult toys. It isn’t thick for nothing after all.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 No lotion, but the illustrated box with a manga panel is a welcome surprise.
• CLEANING: 8/10 Other than adjusting the cleaning and drying routine, it is all worth it.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. I just got to say: wow! My internal list of top ranking onaholes just keeps expanding, it’s hard to narrow it down. Fortunately, there is always time to sort it out. Treat the onahole well and you will be rewarded handsomely.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Chubby Narumi’s Outrageous Ass – MEGAHIP 2.0

I want to once again thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. I hope to see you all again soon.

Niku-Man 2200

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/niku-man-2200.html

Hello, it has been awhile. I had hoped to come back sooner, but…things happened that prevented me from writing or even “reviewing”. Thankful it seems there will not be any more obstacles in my way and this should be posted sooner rather than later.

With that being said, welcome back. Tonight I have here another product from my friends over at Motsutoys.com. This onahole is called Niku-man 2200, and as you will soon see, that number is significant. Let’s continue, shall we?

MotsuToys(€119.95)$

https://www.kanojotoys.com/nikuman-2200-onahole-p-4132.html ($126.00)

https://www.omochadreams.com/en/toys-for-men/masturbators/160/g-project-s-niku-man-2200/ (€179.95)

Packaging

Damn boy, she thick!

Cross section. Also pig in a diaper or maybe panties?

Check the dimensions on this one.

Looks like the onahole has two different parts where the outside is either (firm?) or soft.

“Feel good. Feel right. NIKUMAN not only feels great, it’s well made, durable, functional and it feels right with new and experienced users alike, with NIKUMAN we strive to satisfy and not dissappoint.”

Product

Plastic, my worse enemy, tied with styrofoam.

Comes with a packet of lotion from Pepee. Don’t see collabs like this often. Usually the lotion packets come from the onahole manufacturers.

Now this, I’m certain I had never seen: An onahole that comes with a cleaning / drying stick.

Nice…

Oh look, a second packet of lotion.

Feeling

Side note: it feels like I haven’t had a chance with an onahole for quite a while. It hasn’t been long, but it feels that way.

So smooth and shapely.

This came as surprise to me: anal tunnel included. That at least doubles the fun and pleasure.

Vaginal tunnel texture.

Anal tunnel texture

Now, how does it feel? Well, let’s break it down.

Starting with the vaginal tunnel. Despite appearing small and tight, penetration is easy and can be accommodated for various penis shapes and sizes. The bumpy, dotted tunnel texture rubs and wraps around you and can be felt during use. Also the tunnel widens at the end, simulating the feeling of going from the cervix to the uterus, like what you may have seen in some works of hentai.

For the anal tunnel, penetration is also pretty easy and similar in texture . Where it differs is the tunnel is actually feels more narrow and stays pretty much the same width throughout. So pretty much simulating the anus.

Cleaning

Cleaning: It’s easy, hassle free and not at all difficult. The same goes for drying.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 9/10 I could really feel each bump and nub throughout both tunnels and yet the experience differs slightly from one another.
• MATERIAL: 9/10 Easy to hold in hand and I haven’t noticed any irritations.
• PRICE: 9/10 At first, I thought the price range was too varied, but looking at it again, it is worth the price you will pay.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Two packets of lotion, two tunnels, now it makes sense.
• CLEANING: 10/10 Just too easy.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. I believe some time has passed since I reviewed an onahole with multiple holes, but this onahole is quite something. The choice of either or even both holes is always a good time waiting ahead. Do what you want, it’s yours at that point.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Niku-man 2200

I want to once again thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. I hope to see you all again soon.

KYO 7 Sins – 7 Kilo Pleasure Hip

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/kyo-7-sins.html

Hello everyone. How’s it going? Hope all is good and not too dull. It’s that time again. That time where I would like to present another wonderful onahole from my friends over at Motsutoys.com.

Tonight’s onahole is quite a unit of lifelike flesh called KYO 7 Sins. And it is quite a big onahole, even bigger than some onahips I have reviewed on here. But enough of my past experiences, let’s talk about this recent experience.

MotsuToys (€249.95) $

https://www.adult-company.com/detail/index/sArticle/142776 (€249.95)

https://www.asia-sextoys.com/detail/index/sArticle/142776/number/AC500517630 (€249.95)

Packaging

Oh boy is this a huge box.

That’s right: 7 Kgs (15.4 lbs) of Pleasure.

Also included on the box is what looks like classical pieces of art. I’m no art expert, but it appears to be from a certain time period. Couldn’t tell you from what paintings were used here or by who.

A closer look at the art wheel.

No kidding…

Contents

Oh goodness, Styrofoam. Great for protection during shipping, but quite loud in the middle of the night.

The blocks were taped together, keeping the contents stable.

Pardon my language here but God damn, that is a dump truck booty! So far, it looks like what I had imagined.

Great molding. It got cracked on the way it looks like. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

I haven’t felt this excited in a long time. Heck, I’m even more excited than I have ever been, relating to onaholes of course.

Product

I am reminded of a quote from a fan made parody that was copyright claimed by the company who owns the characters that were parodied in said fan made parody. It goes something likes this: “…Looking like a double wide surprise…*inhale* Goddamn…!”.

Anyways, back to talking about the onahole.

Such detail on the pussy lips. Including thighs is a nice touch too.

Also included is a fully usable anus with tunnel. this just keeps getting better and better.

I’ll be honest: I really thought for a moment this was another entrance. Maybe if you are brave or horny enough, you could stick yourself inside, but I believe it’s for easier washing and cleaning.

Feeling

Again, so much detail. you can really see the shape, color and entrance of the pussy and the pucker of the anus.

Starting off with the the pussy. Sliding in was easy and accommodating. I didn’t slip out and didn’t really need too much lotion to continue moving in and out of the tunnel. I was able to go in deep, hip to hip, penis to vagina close. And continued feeling pleasure throughout use.

Anal tunnel differs from vaginal hole.

Now for the anus, it differs a bit, but not too much from the vaginal tunnel. The only real differences were entrance shape and tunnel texture. Otherwise, what I said about the vagina also applies here.

Cleaning

Here is the part where I usually say “Cleaning up is easy and simple”. But guess what: I actually ran into a problem with cleaning up. I knew this onahole was quite large, but I didn’t think my sink would be too small to properly wash this onahole. I had to use a cup and pour the water into the tunnels. Thankfully that was the only problem as the wiping and drying part was still easy. So I am not blaming the onahole on this: I just need to adjust my routine a little bit.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 Feels soft and really gets you to climax within a matter of minutes, if not sooner.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 The material used was superb. The material inside and out are soft and stimulating at the same time.
• PRICE: 10/10 It may seem like quite a lot, and depending on your budget, it may be. But please believe me when I say it is a worthy investment, and if your situation is good, get it, you will not regret it.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Sure, there is no lotion, but it isn’t your first rodeo, you may still have a bottle or two next to your other toys.
• CLEANING: 9/10 It is better to wash this onahole in your bath/shower room unless you got a deep, wide sink available.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. Wow, just wow. Easily a contender for top 5, even top 3 in my books. You really feel every inch / centimeter of this onahip, and you may likely find yourself coming back to this onahole. Treat it well, and you will get a lot of mileage.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

KYO 7 Sins

I want to once thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

Image Source: https://thesenpaiking.com/cheesy-and-romantic-valentines-day-cards/

Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.

Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.

Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.

One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Love Style 48

Image source: https://io9.gizmodo.com/5894245/escape-from-canadas-manga-censorship-dungeon

Since times ancient, humanity had mated for life, creating offspring to carry on the gene pool. Some time later, a book came out, illustrating the many styles of sex, drastically improving  the art of lovemaking.
ToyDemon ($144.95) $
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/magic-eyes-love-style-48/ ($139.99, now $119.99)
https://www.jlist.com/ao465 ($140.00 USD)
MotsuToys (€147.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/PT-love-style-sitting-girl-onahole-doll-p-3897.html (US $98.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (9.25″ x 9.25″ x 8″) or (~23.5 cm x ~23.5 cm x 20.32 cm)

Weight: 2.3 kg or 5.07 lbs.

Packaging

Yep, it is that big!

Top side

Bottom side

6 of the theoretical 48 positions you can do with this onahole. Will update once I try out more positons.

Both a deep vagina hole and a short anal hole

Contents

Will you look at that beauty…Almost makes me wish I could just keep it in the plastic, but then I’d be missing out on actually using it. You know, the purpose of the onahole (I can still appreciate the aesthetic while pounding it.

I repeat: beauty…

…and then there is this. A 15ml packet of lotion for an onahole of this size. But hey, it’s better than nothing.

Also, the plastic makes a lot of noise! Can’t really be quiet in the middle of the night with this around.

Like I said, the plastic makes a lot of noise, making trying to store it quietly a nightmare!

Product

Without the plastic, it does not sit up straight, but that doesn’t really take away from how the onahole is. Posture is bad, but sitting position is good. Also in the bag, it kind of reminds me of raw chicken. Great, now I made myself hungry.

What I really like, other than the pussy and ass, is the design of the onahole itself. It feels like an upgrade to an onahip (would that make this an onabody or something)? For example, the breasts, they don’t feel too much like a fantasy, more realistic (scaling wise). Like a petite girl who’s not too flat, not too busty, just the right balance in between. Just like one of them good girls. A real lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

Magic Eyes’ signature logo, but on the bottom of one foot (Have they watched Toy Story or is it just a coincidence)?

Feeling

Like a chicken or a turkey just waiting to be stuffed (they are considered birds and in some places, girls are called birds. And stuffing…you can figure it out). I swear I did not use it yet at the time of the photo. I definitely did afterwards of course.

So yes, very…usable, let’s just say. The pose, the possibilities with the pose and the onahole itself…yeah, just great!When I use this onahole, I really feel like some giant being who takes the sacrificial lamb (village girl) to my chambers (room) and just pound it into her. Though small, she can take the size I give her with her vagina. Her ass…not as much, but I can still fit inside a bit. I am left wondering why the anus was not longer, but I think it’s because the onahole (I’m just calling it an onadoll in my mind) would feel thinner in the back. Not a huge problem, as I do appreciate the look of an onahole as well as the functionality.

Like the title implies, this onahole can be used using any of the 48 styles of lovemaking. Kind of like the Kama Sutra, but it’s the Japanese version. The 48 styles originally came from the Edo Period, refelecting that of Sumo wrestling moves. Basically, all of these cool looking sexual positions.

Usually, with an onahole, I’m a missionary / doggy style kind of guy, and trying some of the other position shown on the box, my mind was blown! My new favorite is cowgirl, which reminds me, I used to do that with my onaholes, go to town while lying on my back. Some positions work better than others, like Scissors works, while something like oral, does not (no head and I don’t think many want to taste onahole, and that being for any one of many reasons).

While flexible, some care should be taken, especially around the limbs and hands as they can stretch too much and look ripped, or just separate in the case of the hands.

Cleaning

Cleaning is not a huge problem, just more onahole to fit in the sink to wash away the lotion and jizz (don’t judge me, I’m sure some of you have done that, and I don’t see a problem with doing that, it’s you onahole, you do want you will.) Drying takes a bit more effort, but still not a huge problem.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 So much possibility with this onahole. It really almost feels like sex with an actual person
• MATERIAL: 10/10 So soft and so pleasurable to the touch
• PRICE: 10/10 Yes, it is one of the more expensive onaholes, but with all you can do with it, I believe the price is more than justifiable.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A small packet of lotion, really? Though it is better than nothing, I personally would have paid a bit more if it came with a bottle of lotion, but I’m sure that was done so the onahole would be a bit easier to pack and sell.
• CLEANING: 8/10 Easy to splash yourself and your sink may not be big enough to contain the whole body.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Though the onahole is bigger and a bit harder to store, I still would bring this out again and again to enjoy it. I now leave with the interest of trying more positions with this onahole, not knowing if it’s feasible yet, but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

Perverted Insult 4 Hole: Akira Elly

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You ever had those experiences where a significant other does some things to spice up the bedroom life? You ever see see those onaholes with multiple holes? (two vagina or a vagina/anal combo just to name a few). Normally there are the two holes. Ones with the occasional three holes also exist (crazy right?). Well what if I told you there is an onahole with four holes? There’s no way that could be possible or at least be good and possible. Well wonder no more, as there is such an onahole.

ToyDemon ($84.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($79.99)$
http://meikitoy.com/Perverted-Insult-4-Hole-Akira-Elly_p_149.html ($139.99)

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 5.5″ x 4.75″) or (15.24 cm x ~14 cm x ~12.07 cm)

Packaging

Little story here. Back when I first started using onaholes, I had this in mind for my collection. Mostly due to curiosity and how it is designed. I’m glad to finally get my hands on one of these babies.

Well that’s an interesting design.

1.2 Kg (~2.6 lbs) of sexually pleasurable goodness awaits.

Many holes, almost like a real woman

This box is starting to look like a highlight reel (except as photos on the box)

Contents

Includes is the onahole and two bottles of lotions (Also not common, you get one bottle if lucky, but usually one packet gets included). Also the box cutter was not supposed to be in the shot, but oh well.

*A-Chan flashbacks*

Lotion for vagina (100 ml) (3.38 oz)

Lotion for anal (100 ml) (3.38 oz)

Product

*flashback over* Now this is where it gets different.

This onahole may remind me of A-Chan due to being a onahip, but that is where the similarities end. As shown by the box and mentioned before, this onahole comes with 4 holes. With your usual vaginal and anal holes, there are two holes that simulate getting a handjob and blowjob respectively.

What I found interesting was that the handjob and fellatio are inside the labial lips near the vaginal hole. Maybe there’s a clever joke there, like the vagina being considered the second mouth or maybe the inside of the vagina can be tight like a grip. Or maybe there is no joke; it was designed like that for function because where else would you put an oral and handjob hole on a onahole designed to look like the crotch region of a woman where you already have the vagina and anus figured out?

Anyways, this design choice intrigued me. Moving on…

Feeling

The holes are hard to see. I apologize.

The feeling of each hole differed greatly from each other. Vaginal hole was pleated and the anal hole was tight, but felt right once I slid inside. The others holes I felt I could have enjoyed more if I didn’t keep slipping out every other 30 seconds. Maybe it was my position, but it felt a bit awkward using the oral and handjob holes due to them being on the side inside. Positives include the handjob hole being almost as tight as the anal hole (I briefly thought about using the hole without lotion, but sounds like a completely disaster waiting to happen). And the blowjob hole felt almost as good as your standard oral onahole.

CLEANING

Cleanup, oh boy, cleaning may be the one flaw in this onahole. Cleaning for anal: no problem. Cleaning for the other holes: You need to be careful and remember which hole you used. If you do not, water could enter all the holes and now you have to dry every hole now. Though that may not be too bad, seeing as the thee holes leading to one end.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 One of the best onaholes I had in years. The variety keeps one coming for a different hole every time.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 So soft to hold and compliments the shape/
• PRICE: 9/10 While on a bit of the pricier side, it is well worth the investment.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Two bottles of lotion of different viscosity for different holes. Just perfect in my book
• CLEANING: 7/10 Cleaning being a hassle just held this onahole back, but not too much, still not a huge problem in owning this onahole.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Finally having this onahole reawaken my joy and excitement in onaholes, reminding me why I got into this…hobby in the first place. And I can say I have no regrets. Now results may vary, but that should not stop one from trying one of these onaholes. My day is improved and I hope yours is too.

La Vie En Roses

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*sniff* flowers? In winter?

Oh! It’s there are flowers at home.

But it’s not those flowers…what could it be?

I know! It’s got to be La Vie En Roses (not to be confused with the 1947 French song by the singer Édith Piaf) (And yes, I just went there). Also La vie en Roses, I hear that translates to Life in pink. Vous apprenez quelque chose de nouveau dans les endroits les plus etranges, right? Also that last sentenace may have caused some confusion and I apologize for that.

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MotsuToys (€54.95) $

Dimensions: L x W x H (6.75″ x 4.5″ x 3″) or (~17.15 cm x 11.43 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 700g or ~24.7 oz

Coming from the maker Magic Eyes, they went with a rose motif for this onahole. Reminds me of an alraune (a plant based monster girl).

The Package

Well it’s more of a combination of a flower surrounded by flowers.

Something rare about this onahole: Both holes meet into a single tunnel in the end.

Now see, this was what I was talking about. A woman coming out of a flower (A pink rose in this case?).

There’s a notice inside the box?

It’s time’s like this that I wish I had kept at least part of the box. But it appears to be a list of elements.

The Product

Included in the box is the onahole itself and your standard 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.

Would you look at that vulva

Even Magic Eyes’ mark is here.

THE FEELING

In my experience, I had a lot more luck with the vagina than with the anus. The onahole itself will hold on to your member and retain lotion. With its weight of 700g, it is one of the more bigger onahole before getting into onahip territory. Since both holes lead to one tunnel, half of the enjoyment is entering.

CLEANING PROCESS

Clean up is really easy and simple; running water and dry with a towel or cloth.

CONCLUSION

Look past the small anus (Must be really good if it’s kind of difficult to enter), you will not regret your decision to buy and use this onahole.

• FEEL: 7/10 That tight ass is holding this onahole from it’s full potential, the vagina, however, saves this onahole from a low score
• MATERIAL: 8/10 Soft to the touch, easy to grip.
• PRICE: 9/10 Varied prices mean success in various levels.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Lotion packet: Good.
• CLEANING: 9/10 Easy clean up, easily good in my book.

FINAL SCORE: 41/50 or 82%. The theme and the design of this onahole pleases both the eyes and the groin. Can’t go wrong with this flower girl.

Kabejiri by Magic Eyes

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Warning: Though this post may come off as political, I am here to assure you that that is not the case, I was just some stupid joke I though of long before I got this onahole. With that out of the way:

Welcome my readers both both long term and newcomers!

How have you all been? Good I hope, things going your way and all.

So…wait, I’ll bring it up in a moment. But first:

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MotsuToys (€77.95) $
https://jlist.com/omo601 ($70.00)
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1270-kabejiri.html ($32.48)
https://www.loveislove.com.sg/products/magic-eyes-kabejiri-hard-pussy-and-ass-double-onaholes ($150.00)

Weight: 1.2 kg or 2.65 lbs.

Dimensions: L x W x H (5″ x 5.5″ x 4″) or (12.7 cm x ~14 cm x ~10.2 cm)

So, if the banner didn’t make it obvious enough (why should it? It’s mostly likely a stupid joke that may have gone too political), this should:

Semi-related question: Is it really annoying for the saran wrap to still be included in the pictures of the box? Not included: A pair of panties. The box had me believing panties were included.

Yep, that’s right: Wall…Ass…trapped girl! A really nice ass. You can really get a handful of anime girl ass here.

The wall around the girl isn’t the wall here.

This isn’t your garden variety onahole girl. This is more like the seedy part of town wallbound pussy onahole (or a really strong but really clumsy anime girl. How she got there, we may never know. I theorize it as a girl who was training for the sport of Keijo, only explanation I can think of.) Either way, you have a pseudo meat toilet (cum dumpster actually, please don’t piss inside, that’s disgusting and I’m sure it would damage the inside, but hey, you like that, you do you, I certainly will do the same.)

This is not a lightweight onahole. This is some strong wall ass and pussy. The strength surrounds the holes as well.

Girl’s got some (plastic) bone. Normally the onaholes are b o n e l e s s, but whatever. I’m guessing this is to hold the shape of the pussy and separating the pussy of the asshole. I think it works out well.

Even the plastic bone is shown.

*tear* so…beautiful. So soft. So clean. I’m going make a mess out of it aren’t I? Answer: Most likely yes!

*unzips* You can get it! Also A-chan Ass flashbacks. Weird, like thinking about your ex when you are about to sleep/smash with your new girlfriend/lover weird. Also the vagina has a clitoris shown on a kind of string outer entrance.

The ass is also very usable unlike A-Chan’s Little Ass. Funny, because using the ass reminded me of A-Chan. The pussy on the another felt like it’s own thing. The plastic wall hold the pussy together, making the feeling not too tight, meaning it can certainly take the stretching from penetration. As of this writing, the clitoris is still around, so still tight. And again, durable.

Ways to use it. I can tell from personal experience that all the ways fell different and satisfying.

Folded out box. You can kind of see the girl’s legs. Doesn’t add too much.

Score time:

• FEEL: 10/10 Both the pussy and ass feel heavenly. Reminds me that there was an onahole similar to this a few years ago. But I’m guessing this one is a lot better.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft yet firm at the same time.
• AVERAGE PRICE 10/10: Kind of pricey in same places. Is it that rare? I guess I got this before the price increase. Worth it if you can find it.
• ADDITIONS/BONUS: 8/10 Unless I’m wrong, no lotion was included. That is so weird, I thought most onaholes at least come with a packet.
• Ease of Use: 9/10 Only trouble is if you are washing one hole and water gets in the other one.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. The only thing that held the onahole back was some lotion. With that said, This onahip (have I been saying onahole? It’s technically correct, but that’s some disrespect. It’s an onahip, not some random onahole.) is a wonderful experience whether this is your first onahip or your latest one after a few others.

Either way, enjoy yourselves.