Tenga lotion 65ml by Tenga

Image Source: http://jimmy500.deviantart.com/art/Chibi-Ucogi-Easter-Egg-321953970

I was so caught in in the nostalgia, I forgot to really talk about the lotion that came with the egg.

So here goes:


http://www.liberator.com/tenga-egg-lotion.html ($7.25)

Toydemon ($5.95)$

http://www.soap.com/p/tenga-egg-lotion-59086?cookies_set=1 ($6.95)

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17725 ( £7.99)

http://www.passionatejade.com/Tenga-Egg-Lotion- ($8.00)

http://www.hushcanada.com/store/tenga-egg-lotion-65ml.html (CA$9.95)

Coolmalesextoy ($5.99) $


Measurements L x W x H (2″ x 1.75″ x 1.75″) or (5.08 cm x ~4.45 cm x ~4.45 cm)

So what can I say without repeating what has been said of other lotions? Honestly, I’m at a loss of words, which is bad because the review will be too short (or maybe because something bigger is planned?). It’s nothing special, but it’s not bad because since I first had this and a tenga egg when I first began discovering the world of onaholes, it gets a pass, that and since it lasts for a good few minute long session..

My (totally not biased score)

  • FEEL: 8/10 not difficult to get off with this.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 good whatever it may be.
  • PRICE: 8/10 price is varied depending on site and your location, but good regardless.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 It’s probably THE starter lotion. Others may surpass it, but the others may not have existed in their current form without this.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 No trouble cleaning

Final Score: 42/50 or  84%.

Another promise I may deliver on. Next time.

Tenga Egg Shiny version by Tenga

Image source: http://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photo-golden-shiny-egg-image12511275

Hey, remember when I said I had lost an onahole and had to publish my backup plan? (Maybe not exactly here or in exact words). But I got another one and I bring it here today (or whenever this goes up).
Toydemon ($5.95)$

http://www.aprilnites.com.au/tenga_egg_shiny.html ($24.95)

https://jlist.com/egg011 ($7.00)

http://www.amazon.com/Tenga-Egg-Shiny-Onacup-CoolMaleSexToy/dp/B00CR8T16W ($9.99)

Coolmalesextoy ($5.99) $

Measurements L x W x H ( 2″ x 1.75″ x 1.75″)  or (5.08 cm x ~4.45 cm x ~4.45 cm) Comes with a 5 ml (~0.17 oz) packet of lube.


Little story: My first onahole was a Tenga egg (Spider) and it had been years since I last had one. I was going to review another variant of the Tenga egg, but I somehow lost it along with its lotion pack (of course). This pushed the release of a review for this product by about a few weeks.

Anyway, enough backstory, let’s get to the aspects of this onahole (or onacup as I had seen it described as online.)


Packet of lube inside
Packet of lube inside
Simple instructions: Remove. Lubricate. Insert.
Simple instructions: Remove. Lubricate. Insert.

Like I said, it had been a while since I last used a Tenga Egg, I was both excited to feel an old feeling of somewhat nostalgia and being kind of pessimistic that it won’t feel comparable to more technical onaholes I have tried since. I was wrong on both ends. Since it was a different variation than the one I had a while ago, the feeling was a bit different; sun shaped protrusions instead of spiderwebs and an awkwardness of putting it on.

Inside out. (No, not the movie, though that would be interesting.)
Inside out. (No, not the movie, though that would be interesting.)

Since it’s an onacup, it fitted up to the point where the “head” met the shaft. I could have been remembering wrong, but I seem to recall the thing being able to fit my whole penis in. Supposed disposable, I can never bring myself to throw it away after 1 or 2 uses.

Another thing I may or may not be already mentioned: I considered these kinds of product as gateways to higher end, well crafted onaholes. That feeling of familiarity with this product puts it higher on my list (unofficial) than what it probably deserves. Though, since I actually enjoy myself with these, maybe it’s deserving of this praise.

Rating time:

  • FEEL: 8/10 New feeling. A great feeling.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Jellylike. Almost like Deep Throat Cup.
  • AVERAGE PRICE:9/10 Excellent for what is supposed  to a disposable onacup that can be reused several times with care.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Lube is only enough for one use, though more can be bought for a reasonable price.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 Harder than I remembered, but easy nonetheless.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80% Partially because I am a bit biased and cannot bring myself to give a lower score (See a theme here?)

Next time: Something I think will be different from the past few reviews.