Erotic Cabin Crew

Image source: http://www.hetarchive.net/blog/2015/03/03/blog-entry-1722/

You know what I have been thinking lately? Flying, or more specifically flying via aiplane. You board a plane to go from one destination to another, and all the while, you have people (usually female, but males are out there) in uniform offering you snacks, drinks and meals during your flight. And let me tell you, some of those people really just rock that uniform. Chips and peanuts are not the only kind of snacks on display (those two are usually the only ones offered. That third kind of snack, is not for offer irl for most, what with accusations and whatnot). As for fantasy, more times than not, the third snack is offered, and the patron gladly consumes and enjoys it. This kind of snack, this onahole attempts to emulate (well…read on, you’ll see).

ToyDemon ($23.95) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt710 ($15.00 USD)
OtonaJP (¥2,140.00 currently unavailable) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/erotic-cabin-crew-onahole-p-3455.html (sold out)

Packaging

Oh yes…pantyhose and a short skirt. Big breasts are certainly a bonus

A Phillips head screwdriver’s wet dream!

A poem perhaps?

Instructions and onahole stats.

Contents

Plastic, onahole and 15 ml packet of lotion.

Product

Interesting shape…

I don’t know what is it, but the design of the onahole is quite something. Flat on one side, round on the other. Kind of a buttocks design going, but the hole is vaginal instead of anal.

Feeling

Walls of X’s and plus’s. Flesh walls if you will.

The feeling of this is quite unique. As you can see, the vagina has what looks to be several choke points shaped like plus’s and x’s. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but last time I checked, my penis head is not shaped like a Phillips head screwdriver. And the choke points are very well built. I find difficulty in trying to insert past the head of the penis. But I’m sure with continued use and time, the walls will give way and insertion with be easier.

Cleaning

SCORE:

• FEELING: 8/10 Not too had, just right.
• MATERIAL: 8/10 Holds well, good to the touch.
• PRICE: 9/10 Decent price, but not easy to find in many places.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Packet of lotion.
• CLEANING: 10/10 Easy life.

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. I like the gimmick of pretending my penis is a Phillips head screwdriver as much as the next guy, but actually using it is a different story. Not bad, but you may want to be careful.

So I say good day/ good night, just enjoy yourselves.

Tora no Onaho Vol. 2 Busty Erotic Idol

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/a-tall-idol/JJtd_uVZzL1wMxZbZx2P0Kv32QGPx5

Hold on, you are not hallucinating, yes, this is a vol 2. of a onahole where the vol 1. version has not been reviewed on this blog at the time of this writing. When I originally purchased this onahole, the vol 1. version was sold out, as it is now available. I hope to come back and review vol 1. and draw comparisons.

With that out of the way…

Idols! Cute girls (or guys, they are also a thing) that entertain audiences with their performance skills in singing, acting, modeling, etc. The jack of all trades in front of the camera. And fans just eat it all up, worshiping the ground they walk on and all they do. Well it’s not all good times, as various media have shown, from both sides.

But that’s not why we are here today, we are here for onaholes and the like.

One last thing: No Nut November, that still a thing? Does this break you streak? If so, why come here? Regardless, thanks for coming.

Ok, now for real, starting now.

ToyDemon ($17.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/PT-tora-onaho-vol2-bakunyu-erotic-idol-p-3483.html (US $12)

Packaging

An idol bunny girl? In a very lewd position? That is just inviting.

Ah yes, this cover was done in collaboration back in 2016 with a famous doujin shop (Comic Toranoana). Now I personally have not heard of this particular shop, but if I ever find myself in Japan one day, I know one place I’d like to visit. Art done by the artist 2T. I would like to see more of their work.

Very stretchy.

BOMB! So bomb, you have to say it twice. Also close up of the breasts (as if they were hard to see, but whatever.)

Contents

In plastic (why the big box now makes sense), wrapped and a 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.

Product

The onahole itself. In that classic busty girl holding her chest (Is there a name for that pose?)

So yes, very stacked, vagina is well shaped, legs from the knees up does not take away from the onahole.

Feeling

So nice…

Before trying this onahole, it reminds me a lot of Seductive Juicy Tits: the hole and Disgraceful Oppai Body. Though the breasts for this onahole are better shaped and fluids don’t get stuck in any holes / breast ducts. This is supposed to be a girl in the prime of her life, so no slight breast sag and not milf-like.

In terms of actual use, it is kind of tight, but once inside, you should have no problem staying inside and using.

Even the butt is nicely shaped.

Cleaning

Cleaning. It is easy and simple. Water and towels. Like I almost always say.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 Not as think as Disgraceful Oppai Body, but tighter than Seductive Juicy Tits.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft easy on the groin.
• PRICE: 9/10 Not so much competition, maybe because it’s a little older?
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard packet of lotion…still good.
• CLEANING: 10/10 Easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Thick idol bunny girl really does it for me. Great for nights, like tonight…So I’ll see you all later.

Also I could swear this was already posted a few weeks ago, but apparently not, so here it is!