Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

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Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

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Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.




I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Geki-Fera Beroteku Mao

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It’s been a while since I last had a good pair of lips around my junk, so I recently purchased an oral onahole to bring that experience back.

ToyDemon ($33.95) $ (US $23.00)

otonaJP (¥2,970.00) $ (HK$302.00) ($27.05)

Dimensions: : L x W x H: (6.3″ x 4.33″ x 3.15″) or (16 cm x ~11 cm x 8 cm).

Weight: 400 g or 14.1 oz

Right, like I was saying, it has been a while since I a.) Tried out a new oral onahole, and b.) Reviewed an oral onahole, escpecially one that did not give me much trouble. With that out of way…


The POV on the front
I shouldn’t be surprised, but a JAV actress holding the onahole that is based on themselves?! Then again, not too common, especially photos or video of them holding a onahole. Also, the lips and tongue are very detailed!
Signature on the box? Great! Also that semen, what is going on there, I wonder.
Is this an ad for another onahole based on the JAV actress? But is the vagina instead of the mouth. I wonder where I can find that.
SERIOUSLY! What is up with that semen? What secrets does the porn industry hold that not only allows semen to become that thick, but also bubbly at the same time? The detailing on the onahole throat is fantastic by the way.


Included is a bottle of lotion and the onahole behind that mini box.
That’s right, it’s not just any lotion, but a semen like lotion (reminds me a lot of Semen Like Lube I had reviewed a while ago.) It’s even just like it in fact, but better.
At 150 ml (5.07 oz), there is plenty of action with this lotion.
The onahole itslef, wrapped up nicely.
Oh! So the mini box we saw earlier was actually part of this package. Nice pose! I’m still going to look to see if that photo of the other onahole is legit.


The tongue even sticks out!
There’s even a signature on the side. Is that how it is now, signatures on onaholes? Also would this count as an autograph?
There is also what looks like where you put your hands
NPG logo


The teeth are well connected.

Unlike with previous oral onaholes I have used and reviewed, I did not need to be extra cautious due to protrusions and tightness, I will able to insert into the onahole with no problem.

Man, would you look at that throat!

The throat has a unique feeling as I continue inching inside, squeezing me into orgasmic submission.


Cleaning up is really simple and easy. Water and paper towels, what more need to be said?


  • FEELING: 10/10 Easy to slip in and the teeth don’t get in the way.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Excellent to touch and slip in and out of.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Worth the price
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Semen like lotion?! Yeah, you don’t see that everyday
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Simple and easy

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. Overall, excellent onahole, easy to use, easy to clean, and easy to store. What more could you ask for?

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.



Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

La Bocca della Verita by Magic eyes

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It was a matter of time before we came to something like this: Gratuitous foreign language!

And what a onahole for me to do this; I’m (non-sexually) excited! And what a name to grab the reader’s attention.

Toydemon ($44.95, now $32.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($44.99, now $29.99) $ ($32.99)
MotsuToys (€39.95) $ ($21.10) (USD $23.30) ($35)
otonaJP (was $44.23, now $23.07 USD) $

Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 3″ x 3″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 420g or ~14.82 oz

La Bocca della Verita or “The mouth of truth” (warning: my Italian is very basic and very rusty. Haven’t spoke it in years and only took level 1 in school. So please forgive any grammatical errors.) is an onahole based on the real life Bocca della Verita located in Rome. Kinda of strange where the inspiration came from, but I’m sure there are stranger sources of inspiration for sex toys.


Wait, that’s not the onahole, that’s   the original

I just realized something; the box got bent and the shrink wrap ripped while in my bag
Yeah, I see the influence. Top: La berita e figlia del tempo (“The truth and daughter time”)(that doesn’t sound right) Bottom: Innocenza Fanciullesca (“Girlish innocence”)(This on the other hand, sounds about right)
Warning: Do not insert fingers. I just noticed this, but the top of this side looks like the female symbol (Venus). Maybe it’s a coincidence. And there is a 3 koma (It’s like a 4 koma, but one less panel)
Cross section: Probably important, but we’ll probably cover it without knowing

Right, as you can see, what makes this onahole different from your average oral onahole is teeth. You read that right, this onahole has plastic parts that look like teeth (As far as I know it doesn’t feel like actual teeth, but that doesn’t make the experience any worse). Also the tongue looks more real (looks like an actual tongue, not just a little…nub? Is that the word?)

The teeth are shown (assuming you ignore the obvious lighting glare). It also has what appears to be some form (Next the Magic eyes Skin)
At least the onahole itself comes in a still intact bag. Comes in that smell (you know the one)

Another onahole with Magic eye’s famous branding on the side.

No, I didn’t just reuse a random packet. It came with this one. The usual shopkeeper loli who wants to sell you a lubricant-like product. I say we should listen to her.
Do I really need to explain this image?
Outside. Looks normal.
And BOOM! Teeth, tongue, and roof

Other than being careful when inserting, this onahole is just heavenly! Better than the previous oral onahole I’ve had in the past.It looks good, even after the climax. What really sets it off is the light…brushing of the teeth against your penis head.

But before I enter, I say something like…actually you know what? I would try from memory, time for online translations (that are more or less accurate)

Oh grande bocca! Ascolta la mia chiamata.
Per Chiedo stasera grande piacere.
Sia con pornagraphy, hentai, o l’immaginazione.
Non temo il vostro ingresso.
Per non vi è l’aspirazione al di là del cancello bianco e sopra la collina accidentata.
E possiamo continuare per mesi a venire con sperma.
Hail La Bocca


  • FEEL: 9/10 Slides in easily once you pass the teeth.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 his material: Where do they come up with this?
  • PRICE: 9/10 Middle ground onahole in terms of price that’s well worth the price, possibly more.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 Comes with a packet…(complete the sentence)
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Cleans easily. Can finish looking like a oral creampie scene (unrelated, just want to include that)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Overall, very pleased with this product. How I manage to put off using this, I will not understand. See you all next time, gonna go reconfirm my experience.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Maid in Fella by Toyheart

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After a hard day, I like to relax, sit back, load a video…and think how my life could improve. After watching some anime, I see plenty of protagonists who surround themselves with girls and women of various types and costumes. But one type in particular has caught my interest and relates to what I want to talk about: maids.

Think about it: a girl who serves you for whatever purpose you assign to her while she calls you master ( ご主人様!). All the while in a maid outfit, providing some eyecandy depending how sexy and how it brings out certain traits of her. And I’m sure I’m not the first to think this, but have you ever wondered if maids…please the master…at night…in his room…with her…heart and soul. Or maybe she uses her body in certain ways to receive praise from the master. (私を賞賛!) A maid could make one hell of a housewife if you think about it, (あなたはそれについて考えていますか?) cooking, cleaning, beauty, faith, that your pick! Also, does anyone think a master would take a maid for a wife? (マスターは、あなたがそのように私を愛していますか?) Maybe it’s more common in hentais than real life. (step, step, step) Great fantasy nonetheless (*glomp* *Squish*) Oh, right the review! (あなたの前にそれを開始します)(*suck* *lick*)hmm…must resist…ahh!

I gotta start the review (しかし、私はちょうどしたいです) Right, my maid, meet her. (こんにちは、私は主人の妻です)

Weight: 0.82 lb (13.12 oz or ~371.95 grams)

L x W x H: (6″ x 3″ x 2.75″) or (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x ~6.99 cm)

Tunnel L x W: (5″ x 0.50″ max, 0.125″ min) or (12.7 cm x 1.27 cm max, ~0.32 cm min)

CoolMaleSexToy ($39.99, now $34.99)$ (US $36)

ToyDemon ($39.95, now $35.95) $

Otonajp ($29.61) ($45.00 USD) (USD 36.53) (AU$55.00) ($27.46)

MyOnahole (¥2,950 JPY) $

A cutie, right? (私は名前のマスターを持っています!) …To quote a great man: “Wat dat mouf do?” (あなたは私の口を好きですか?)

This girl on the box, a real cutie and some great fap material, but the real pleasure comes from what’s inside the box.

Some tongue!
Comes with ToyHeart’s own Moisty lotion (20ml) (~0.68 oz)
You could put this in a museum and it would not be nsfw. (私はあなたが冗談を言っている願っています…)

Few minutes in and I already don’t like the lotion. Why a small amount? I mean it’s like 33% more lotion than an average single use lotion packet, but that’s still small for a bottle. Regardless, it is great and the mouth…

Close up of mouth. A tongue and some teeth can kind of be seen.

Feels better than A-One’s Superb Fella 3. I have an easier time inserting myself inside and staying inside. (*zip*). The teeth don’t feel hard, the tongue stimulates my member and the lotion included is kind of like saliva style lotion, except not as thin. And the outisde is made for a easy grip. I can imagine that right now. (*suck**suck**lick*)

Now for the results:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Feels soft all around rather than both soft and firm. I like this a lot.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 TPE. Again, whatever excellent material
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 Varied. But wherever purchased would be a good investment.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The fact that only a little lube is given lowered this score.
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 However cleaning is quite simple.

Final Score:  46/50 or  92%. Even though I said this is superior in feel, (*lick**lick**suck*) it still ended up with the same score as Superb Fella 3. I guess the fact that this is a different oral onahole that makes it feel like it would get a higher score.

With that said, I will see you (*spurt**spurt**moan*)…I will see you all later. Seems like someone got my attention. (良いマスターはでしたか?). (Already best maid in my book and bag.) Looks like I could go again!

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole day 2

Time of this writing: February 14, 11:30 pm. (part 1)

Hello Once again everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

I am the same here, stayed home, caught up with a show online, about to watch some hentai or porn. An eroge or two I am considering instead. Again, don’t feel bad, I chose this, more or less.

Since I did it last year, I’ll do it again: update on collection. And again, not bragging here.


Collection as of Feb. 2016

…yeah, it seems smaller this year. Maybe because most of the boxes are gone.

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Honestly, now I want to go take an onahole and…you know, fap, masturbate, whatever you would call the act of sexual pleasure of self. The anime valentine’s cards still get me.

Superb Fella Saliva lotion 270 ml by A-One

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Can’t sleep yet, too early.

…ok, enough brick jokes that believe nobody but me will get because I’m terrible at jokes. Anyone who is still here after my last post: WELCOME BACK, have a review. Enjoy.

Anyone remember a previous review on an oral onahole (you know, the only one so far)? If not, here is the link:

I talked briefly about the lotion it came with, now I will talk more about it.
Toydemon ($15.95, now $13.95) $ (US $13)


Compared to a lube like the Vanessa and Co, this lube works better when simulating saliva due to not being as thick and more liquid-like whereas a lube like the Vanessa and Co. is more suited for simulating the vaginal secretion or general lotion on genitals (what is this guy talking about?) Adding water seems to work against you as I repeat, it is not very thick, water would most likely just wash the lube away, wasting lube and possibly your erection. It also “bubbles” or “foams” up during use, again like saliva. I found that long sessions and this lube don’t work well along with an oral onahole like the Superb Fella 3 (due to looser front half) and well…I’ve had worse I’m sure.


Bottle size is 270 ml (~9.13 oz) specifications by L x W x H are 7″(17.78 cm)x2.5″(6.35 cm)x2″(5.08 cm).

The lube is not bad, it’s good at its specific purpose (oral). From what little I know about A-One, this must be one of their more well known product that have staying power in the world of onaholes and onaholes accessories.


  • FEEL:9/10 Though not as thick as most lubes, it does the job
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 whatever is used to make this works well.
  • PRICE: 9/10 No complaints here
  • ADDITION/BONUS: 10/10 would use again. But seriously, the little 80 ml bottle that came will the Superb fella 3 onahole (kuchihole? Kuchionahole? Idk, I guess too literal a translation for a portmanteau that doesn’t work well.)
  • EASE OF USE:8/10 the bottle seems easier to handle even though the shape is not too differntt from others in the market.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90% It does it’s job and I won’t complain.

Next time, I will try NOT to do a review in one sitting. Or maybe I’ll stop worrying about my use of random anime pictures and how someone, somewhere will complain about it due to things like “where is the source?” or “they just don’t work”.

End. I don’t know what else to say.

Superb fella 3 by A-One

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Can’t sleep, post a review, sounds like a great idea!

Edit: Also has been reviewed at (but you already know that.)(Maybe) Probably did it more justice than I did.

Not to sound creepy, but shortly before this writing, I tried out an oral style onahole (shaped and supposed to stimulate like a mouth would) and though i have limited experience using such a product, It. Felt. Good. seriously, read on…


That pic is too small, maybe this is better?


Yeah, much better.

Toydemon ($39.95, now $34.95) $ ($42.99) (39,95 €)

MyOnahole (¥2,900 JPY) $

Weight: 402 g (~14.2 oz.) (1.8 lbs)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.7 in x 3.15 in x 3.15 in) (~14.48 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm)


Before use. To the right is the 80 ml lotion (~2.71 oz, more will be said in its own review)

So, yeah, (late night sluggishness, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but let’s work together)




Interesting box, huh? but seriously, I really enjoyed this, don’t know if you see from the box, but that nub that’s supposed to be a tongue really stimulates the penis (it could also be a tongue piercing, who knows?)

The onahole  has two different feelings; the front (mouth area) is soft, looser, wavy shaped and wraps around the penis nicely and can stretch for phallus  on the large side, and the back (what would be the throat) is a bit more firmer, tighter and lined with pleat (pleat ridges? I’m calling it that now) but looks like it’s wavy shaped, so it’s wavy shaped front and back.

It can be held with little to no problems, (alright I’ll say one or two things about the lube it came with) the lube is not as sticky as some other lubes I tried (most not reviewed yet), it looks and feels like saliva, though stickier than most that I have seen. Right, back to the onahole. As I was using it (and I guess the anticipation played a huge part), I felt like I rediscovered the benefits of an onahole (like I said, first oral onahole) I can see why reviewers praise this type of onahole; feeling stimulated orally is underutilized (onahole ones anyway) mixing up your types can really make you feel what the differences are, and, I’ll admit, they are absolutely right, it’s incredible. Don’t think I felt an onahole like that save for a few (story for a later time) I can see myself switching between this and a vagina shaped onahole along with whatever I called the onapit. And perhaps a type I have not reviewed yet on this blog, (surprises coming…)

Let’s end this right; rating system V.0.02 go!

  • FEEL: 10/10 The combination of soft then firm really gets me going
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Read feels (haha)
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 normally about $45.00 before shipping. i believe I bought this when it was on sale because I paid $30.00
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 A different type of lube makes all the difference in my book
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 Soap and water. A towel or cloth to dry most likely wouldn’t hurt.

Final score: 46/50 or 92% Simply wonderful. Can’t say much more before repeating myself.

Upcoming: sleep…good night. Hopefully I didn’t type something really stupid. Also, next time on this blog, what is this?…how dare you!