Pro lotion 360ml by A-One

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Feels like it’s been a while since I last talked about any lotion.

Edit: BACK IN JULY?! How did I survive this long without opening a new bottle? That I will never know.

Maybe it feels that way because I have stuck with at most three different types of lotions that I have previously reviewed and can’t remember which ones. But that’s not what’s important here; what’s important is reawakened pleasure with something new.

ToyDemon ($15.95, now $11.95) $

According to the website, this lotion is what the “pros”  use (so either the actual porn professionals or the consumer is not too clear, but we can guess which they mean)

Yeah, I do get the feeling that I make have seen this kind of bottle in a porn somewhere.

An excellent bottle, I believe 360 ml (~12.2 oz) is on the higher side of how much lotion is in a bottle, should last awhile.  Maybe it’s the fact that the types of lotions I’ve used in the past few months, but this one felt really good! Reminds me of some earlier lotions I’ve used, but in a higher quality.

It actually feels like lotion instead of something similar. Easy to grip, what more do I need to say?

There is also a cap that twists out. No worries about it leaking out.


  • FEEL: 10/10 That lubed up feel as got to be one of the best feeling in the world.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Light and not stringy
  • PRICE:9/10 There is no problem with price, I just expected to find it avaible on more than one site
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:8/10 A twist off cap; I rarely see this, much less done well.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Just don’t go too crazy with this, or else cleaning may be a problem.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Easy storage, can’t go wrong with this one.

See you all next time. Will the next one be from the preview? We’ll see.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Onii Tama Cock Ring by NPG

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Ring. Around the penis. Once again, we come to this topic. I’ll try to not be so long winded this time. Well, depends if there needs to be alot said.

Anyway, here is the new one.

ToyDemon ($9.95, now $8.95)$

Unlike the Mini Cock Ring (also by NPG), this ring actually feels comfortable at the beginning.

Clouds that either have breast shaped or testicle shaped noses? Maybe they’re supposed to be sperm?

Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2.5″ x 1.25″) or (7.62 cm x 6.35 cm x ~3.18 cm)

This cock ring is part of a line of three cock rings released by NPG which also include the Onee Tama cock ring (breasts instead of balls) and the King Tama Cock ring (bigger, symmetrical balls)

Comes in a bag, I was expecting a little box like the last two ring sets, but it doesn’t matter. Simple bag to throw away after opening or keep, assuming you don’t get confused by this bag’s folds.

Even keeps it somewhat realistic: one ball is lower than the other. I get you can put it on based on your dominant hand, or the opposite just for fun.

In terms of stretchiness, I would rank it above Mini Cock ring but below EroiNger Cock Ring set; not too hard, not as soft or stretchy. I was initially worried it would not stretch due to the smaller diameter.

Maybe this happened due to a bad experience I had with it, but when I was all “warmed up”, it didn’t slide on easily, maybe because of the lotion I used. Once I got it on, it pulled the foreskin too far back and the semi-exposed head touch the inside of the onahole.

Thinking back, I have no idea how I made cock rings work before, maybe you really do need a real partner to make it work, assuming you can convince your partner to go along with this silly cock ring.

jokes aside let’s finish here.

  • FEEL: 6/10 Doesn’t slide too easily. Caution if you have foreskin or penis sensitivity.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Stretches at least.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Decent for one ring
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:7/10 Comes in a plastic bag.Less waste I guess.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Exactly how easy will require more testing.

FINAL SCORE:  34/50 or 68%. Falls short of being really decent. But again, more testing could improve this score. At least you can pretend you have 4 testicles, and be slightly harder.