Nikuman Delta

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/niku-man-delta.html

Hello, how is everyone doing? I hope not too bored with the current situation. I won’t anything more about it. I promise.

Instead, I am proud to present a review of a product from my good friends over at MotsuToys.com. You remember them, right? if not, here.

Refreshed your memory? Good, now on the product in question we have here today (or whenever you read this) is called Nikuman Delta.

Now the word delta, what comes to mind? An airline? an insurance firm? Dental company? A letter of the Greek alphabet? Perhaps an obscure city or town in your state or country? I can tell you one thing for sure: it’s not found near a river (that would just be creepy.)

MotsuToys (€59.95)$
KanojoToys ($31 USD)
CherryAffairs ($70.46 SGD)

Dimensions: (6.3″ x 3.3″ x 3.3″) or 16 cm x 8.5 cm x 8.5 cm

Weight: 600g or ~21.2 oz

Packaging

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Quite Thicc!
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Feel good. Feels right. NIKUMAN not only feels great. It’s well-made. durable, functional and it feels right with new and experienced users alike. With NIKUMAN we strive to satisfy and not disappoint.
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There is a pig…with wings…in a diaper…and is wearing a hat?! Also the nose is heart/peach/bun shaped. Unexpected, but cool nonetheless.
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It’s so triangular. A delta of power and eroticism without the river or water. The “flaps” look to be textured. Looks to be more like round nubs. Unrelated,  the entrance kind of looks like an anus.
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Even the texture inside the onahole is triangular or at least in some three sided shape. And you can use the onahole either right side up or upside down, which ever you prefer.

Contents

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First opening this up, I noticed the inside of the box is not just pink, but has this one design, don’t know what it is exactly, but I’m going to guess and say they are buns. In fact, the outside of the box also has the same design. Why do I think that? Because a great man, called Sir Mix-a-lot has once said:
“…My anaconda don’t, my anaconda don’t,
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun…”.

Edit: Funny thing, while I was writing the part, I found found out a nikuman is a Chinese-styled steamed pork bun. Man, that wordplay really caught me off guard and now it all makes sense: The design, the entrance, everything. Also made me feel kind of hungry, but that’s not why we’re here. Moving on…

Product

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G Project x Pepee collab lotion. Now there’s something you don’t see everyday, at least not packaged with an onahole. You know that means the lotion will be high quality.
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From here, it looks like your standard onahole.
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The texture reaches to the outside edges of the flaps.

Feeling

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Now you can go with a 2-1 formation
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Or a 1-2 formation
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It’s like looking at the underside of a starfish, not that that’s going to stop me or anything.
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Close up of triangular/ “bun” texture.

Now on to how the onahole felt. It felt kind of tight, but still comfortable. Feeling the nubs  outside as I begin to enter to feeling the “buns” around my member is quite something. The feeling of both textures simultaneously keeps me engaged (not that I get distracted while using an onahole, that would be weird). It’s easy to grip, and the flaps makes it harder to just slip out randomly.

Cleaning

Very easy to clean: rinse and dry with your choice of towel, microfiber cloth, a drying stick you may have around somewhere or whatever you want.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 The constant stimulation is quite a bliss. Really enjoyed my sessions.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, and holds together after several uses.
  • PRICE: 9/10 For the price, it is well worth it. Not too low, not too high, just excellent middle ground.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Not only is a collab lotion packet included with an onahole rare, the lotion itself holds itself quite well against other lotions.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Quite easy to clean: rinse and dry.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. I really don’t know what can I say that I haven’t already said several times already. I just got this onahole not too long ago, and it’s already becoming one of my favorites.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Nikuman Delta

I want to thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Tongue Pierced Fella

Image Source: https://picsart.com/i/image-credit-to-artist-piercing-freetoedit-piercings-228867564018202

The history of body piercings is interesting. From cultural traditions to breaking social norms, the perception of piercing has changed through time. While ear piercings are normal and even expected in some parts of the world, Having a piercing anywhere else is usually met with judgement, stares, cat calls and occasionally, admiration. One particular area I’d like to focus on is the tongue piercing. Personally, I can’t help but wonder how getting head would feel from a girl with an oral piercing feel. Not based on the skill of the girl in question, but how the contact of my penis meeting a warm metal piercing. Though I feel fear due to other factors that I may never actually experience that, I can get close with a certain onahole.

Long introduction aside, here’s an onahole called Tongue Pierced Fella.
ToyDemon ($17.95, now $17.41) $

Dimensions: (5.9″ length, 3.35″ tongue) or (150 mm length, 88 mm tongue)

Weight: 385g or 13.58 oz

Packaging

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This oral onahole is based on a JAV star. The name escapes me, but I swear the product page either had the information at one point. The details tab just has a video, maybe it explained there, but I am not sure. Also, I swear I have seen the JAV star before on another onahole collab. If I find out later, I’ll come back and edit.
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Other than a lack of information on my end, it look quite promising. Also just noticed the model is credited. So there’s the answer.
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Goodness that looks…what’s the word? I’ll go with appealing.
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Going from tongue to spiral texture to nub-like texture sounds like a wild ride, and I feel like it is.
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FellaBitch. Yeah, I guess that’s the look the model is rocking, in a bikini no less.

Contents

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Standard issue two piece set.
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The lotion.
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And the onahole itself.
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But it came double bagged. Must be for protection.

Product

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Nice Tongue!

Now, and I kid you not, looking at the onahole, it looks great, but there’s just something missing here. Any guesses to what it is? That’s right…the piercing. I was under the impression that the onahole would be pre-pierced. Honestly, I was so close to posting about it, thinking I received an onahole with a manufacturing defect, until I looked inside the box again.

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Yep, there’s the piercing in question.
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Upon closer inspection, they are two magnetic balls.

In my opinion, having magnetic balls represent the piercing is a really good thing. You can place them anywhere on the tongue, or even not use them at all if you want. Though you may miss out on quite an experience, but you do you.

Feeling

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First attempt placing the magnetic piercing.
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My attempt at making onahole match model on the box.

The magnets are strong, more than enough to stay on during use, but not too strong where they cannot be removed or relocated. I felt a sensation during use, and it was not as cold as I thought it would be and at the same time, not warm, at least not until I started using that is. The rest of the mouth was soft to the touch, the transition of the 3 textures of the throat was it’s own kind of bliss and again, quite a ride. And I had no problems gripping and holding, so kudos to that.

Cleaning

Washing this mouth is almost not different from brushing your teeth: You rinse with water. However I personally don’t dry out my mouth with a towel, paper towel or a drying stick. It is recommended that you do that for the onahole.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 Soft to the touch and during use.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, magnet are usually not too cold or too warm
  • PRICE: 10/10 A good price that comes with no regret.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard lotion packet is appreciated.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Never a problem with cleaning.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Can’t go wrong with this oral onahole. The fantasy element adds to the spice and gives a sense of adventure. And it’s just fun to play with, with or without pants.

I just want to take this moment and thank all my readers out there who read and followed this blog of mine, I have hit post #100. Without you guys (and a few gals out there somewhere, I’m sure), I don’t know where I would end up. You all give me motivation to write and inspiration to continue exploring the world of adult toys with you all. Once again, thanks so much and I will see you all again soon enough.

Monster Girl Quest

Image Source: https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/5335090-monster-girl-quest-alice-monster-lord-nsfw

Hello, how life been treating all of you? Me? It’s been keeping me busy in many ways. But with that time away from the life I knew made me want to come back to blogging about onaholes and the like (Seriously. Is that a problem?). Full story either coming soon or it may already be up by the time this post comes up.

Right, with that said, let’s talk monster girls. They are exotic looking, they may offer a pleasure that cannot be achieved with a human female, they may even eat us (Don’t judge me, I’ve seen stranger fetishes on the internet). And they are a fantasy that allows us to think outside of our reality.

Specifically, I am talking about a game: Monster Girl Quest.

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Not a sponsored post. Though I am available to talk, just saying.

An eroge where you play the hero, Luka and travel the world, meet new friends, make allies and seek power to defeat the evil monster lord. Oh and the monsters you fight throughout the game are quite horny and will rape and/or kill any foolish , unblessed human who dares approach their domain, though rape happens most of the time. And the sex ranges from to die for to you saying “I don’t need or want anything else” (This is not a plot summary, it’s been a while since I seen gameplay and I’m sure there is a lot I’m missing, but I can say go play it. It looks like a good time or two.) There are also spinoffs, retellings, and most importantly, a two episode hentai OVA, because of course it would happen.

The hentai is basically scenes where our hero Luka, is continuously “bedded” by various monster girl species. There is a story, but with only two episodes, not a lot of time to tell and show sex scenes. Three particular monster girls that shown up and are the subjects of this review are Alma Elma, a succubus and one of the four heavenly knights who serves the monster lord, Erubetie, a slime and also one of the four heavenly knights alongside Alma Elma, and a new character introduced called Minagi, basically Lucifer and mastermind behind the OVAs’ events.

And like many hentai, we get some onaholes based on the characters.

Alma Elma:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-alma-elma-p-4940.html ($49)
Erubetie:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-erubetie-p-4969.html ($49)
Minagi:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-minagi-p-4939.html ($49)
Dimensions: L x W x H (5.12″ x 4.41″ x 2.56″) or (13 cm x 11.2 cm x 6.5cm)

Packaging

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Alma Elma

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Erubetie

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Minagi

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For future reference, the onaholes share their color with their boxes. So Alma Elma is purple, Erubetie is blue, and Minagi is pink.

Contents

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Product

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Feeling

Alma Elma:

The entrance  and first chokepoint is pleated. After that , the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt loosest of the three.

Erubetie:

The entrance and first chokepoint are covered in what looks like droplet shaped nubs. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ridged shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt tightest of the three.

Minagi:

The entrance and first chokepoint is pleated and at an angle. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt like a middle ground between looser and tighter of the three.

Cleaning

Cleaning is so easy and problem free. Whether you got a special cloth for cleaning or some paper towels and a utensil.

Since I can’t seem to choose one over the other, I will grade them all in one score since it will all be the same more or less.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 8/10 All are tight but quite accommodating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and firm. Not rough at all.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A fair price and you can’t go wrong with choosing any of them.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Packet of lotion goes a long way. An excellent standard to have.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy clean up. Nothing more needs to be said.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Monster girls, check. Onaholes, check. Hentai, check. An excellent combo for last night pleasure, triple check. Absolutely no complaints here.

Stay safe out there, we are all in this together (And no, this is not High School musical and last time I checked, I am not a celebrity, I am an average Joe like the rest of the world.) See ya next time.

KYO

Image Source:

Here’s something that hasn’t been seen on the blog for a long time: A review brought by a sponsor. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this review was brought to you by the fine folks at MotsuToys.com. They have sent me several products from the brand KYO.

Here is the box (No, not the song).

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They really did send me a package! Man, it feels like a while since I said anything like that.

There are quite a number of products included in the box, so I will try to break them down one by one.

Packaging

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Contents

First up:

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A bag for your onahole. Simple and sturdy.

Not too much needs to be said. It’s good and does the job well.

Next up:

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KYO Microfiber Drying sticks. There were two packs.
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Cleaning sticks for cleaning and drying out male masturbation toys. There is even a picture for reference.

Just by looking and trying these out, I already like them. They clean onaholes better than my old combination of old chopsticks and paper towels. Unlike those, these sticks can be re used, though I suggest throwing them away after a couple of uses. You know, for hygienic purposes.

Used in conjunction with the next item, I have seen improvement in terms of cleaning and storing:

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KYO Drying stick. Dry your pocket pussy after cleaning. Keep it safe and fresh.
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Instructions: Drying stick made out of 100% diatomaceous earth. Its porous structure and high content in silica makes it great to attract moisture. The drying sticks will absorb fluids and help to eliminate bacterial growth. Prolong the life of your toys and protect your health by using the Onahole Drying Sticks.

Now I am no geologist and I had to look up diatomaceous (consisting of or abounding in diatoms or their siliceous remains) and diatomaceous earth (basically a sedimentary rock that crumbles to a white powder) and from what I have seen, it just works. It is used in many everyday products like potted plant soil. And its job is to absorb moisture if I’m reading correctly. Anyway, it does just that: absorb fluids and help eliminate the growth of bacteria (this puts me at ease and help protect me from any infections caused by improper cleaning techniques).

Lovely product. I wonder what its followed up by:

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KYO Crystal Mouth.
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KYO Crystal Mouth is masturbator with dual layer design. The outside layer is soft and stretchy while the inside layer is firmer for a strong stimulating feeling. Always use water-based lubricant when using this toy. Clean and dry after every use.

At first I was confused just what in the world was this (this was before reading the back of course).

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Hello There.
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Very ghostly and it reminds me of sex toys I have seen early on in my journey down this perverse hobby of mine.
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Suprise! it’s actually double sided! Twice the holes, twice the pleasure.

Yeah, that pussy really came out of nowhere for me. I was already excited when I saw the mouth. Once that pussy appeared before me, it was like I had stumbled upon some secret passage.

And now–wait a minute this doesn’t look like a KYO product. Oh well, it was in the box with the others, so here it is, a bonus:

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ONDO! NUPU. Spoiler alert: it’s another double sided onahole.
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Yeah, you will see soon enough.
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That is a sexy pair of DSL, you know what I mean?
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The pussy is well shaped, too bad I can’t unsee a certain something. And now you do too, don’t deny it.

Product

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Cleaning stick again. You know who makes them now. A name to remember.
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A preview of the next section.
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It really does the job, no kidding.

Alright, I had shown the products that I can’t put my dick inside of (without being insane). Now on to the holes I can fuck.

Feeling

First up: KYO Crystal mouth feat. Crystal pussy (why did that remind of Crystal Pepsi?)

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There are teeth. Reminds me of an oral onahole or two that I have already reviewed. Also, the tongue is also ghostly.
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Those pink spots are the tightest points of the entrances.
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Also, when I said it was double sided, I meant it.

The mouth was quite similar to La Bocca Della Verita except after a few inches, around the pink area, it is the tightest. Same story with the vagina. The teeth do not feel hard and uncomfortable. The tongue does not interfere with insertion. The vagina half was well shaped and offered no resistance to my penetration. My one concern that was validated after use was since the onahole has one “tunnel”, the fluids of lotion and semen and what have you (I can only imagine  and shiver in fear what other bodily fluids would come out) would come out the other end. I understand that with one tunnel, those fluids will come out somewhere. At least cleaning is made easier.

Now for the onahole currently known as ONDO! NUPU

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Oh yeah! Behind the luscious pair of DSL is two rows of teeth.
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The side are shaped to be held.
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Also, it kind of looks like two different onaholes got fused together, if you look from a certain angle.

See previous paragraph, much of what I think about Crystal Mouth also applies to NUPU. The one difference is the addition of not just how the lips of both the mouth and pussy look aesthetically, but the feeling of how each lip differs sexually. The mouth wraps loosely about the penis, while the vaginal lips (vulva) wraps a bit more tightly around the crotch. Maybe it was easier to feel those feelings as the parts looked more flesh like as opposed to ghost like.

Cleaning

Cleaning for both onaholes are the same story: Easy made easier with the Cleaning and Drying sticks. Smells cleaner too.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: Crystal Mouth: 8/10 NUPU: 8/10 Similar in feeling. Pretty tight.
  • MATERIAL: Crystal Mouth: 9/10 NUPU: 9/10 Whatever material the onaholes are made of, I really like.
  • PRICE: Crystal Mouth: 9/10 NUPU: 9/10 Though the prices differ slightly, both onaholes are very affordable and you can’t go wrong with either one.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: Crystal Mouth: 10/10 NUPU: 10/10 Both onaholes came with a packet of lotion each. Really good stuff.
  • CLEANING: Crystal Mouth: 10/10 NUPU: 10/10 Both are very easy to clean. No complaints here.

FINAL SCORE: Crystal Mouth: 46/50 or 92%. NUPU: 46/50 or 92%. I really like this type of onahole (oral with lips, tongue and teeth optional, but very much appreciated).

And if you found any of the products interesting and would like to get your hands on a set or two you can find them in the following links. I will see you guys later!

KYO Toy Sack Small
KYO Microfiber Drying Sticks 8X
KYO Quick Drying Stick
KYO Crystal Mouth
ONDO! NUPU

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

Image Source: https://thesenpaiking.com/cheesy-and-romantic-valentines-day-cards/

Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Vagipero

Image source: https://www.dhgate.com/product/sexy-anime-bed-sheet-anime-white-bed-sheet/437114515.html

I think I know what you all are thinking right now, and I’ll answer right away:

I was originally going to upload this review much sooner, but, once again, personal and family matters (not the show) came up. The matters involved had to take much of my personal time and I was left with little to no time to even write this opening paragraph. And seeing as I am now more free to write, I can try to get back into the groove of things. Now I am aware this brief period will end soon (I’m not paranoid, I know for a fact I will be kept busy, but for how long, that I don’t know), so I hope I can try to be more consistent (I may have already said this, I don’t remember. I’m just coming back).

With that said, Hello everyone, thanks for stopping by and thanks for understanding.

Threesomes. What is it about threesomes that are so alluring? Is it the feeling of sexual prowess of have two sexual partners simultaneously? Perhaps you share a partner with a friend or colleague (a bro if you will). Or maybe you are to type who really gets off by switching your current partner. Either way, threesomes are enigmas who are fascinating to study or experience with (so I’m told).

Multi-hole onaholes (redundant, right?) are nothing new here, but the imagery of multiple sexual partner is very interesting, and hot. Add in anime/hentai girls and you got a wonderful night ahead of you.

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.75″ x 3.25″ x 3″) or (~14.61 cm x ~8.26 cm x 7.62 cm)

Weight: 650g or 1.43 lbs.

ToyDemon ($26.95)
OtonaJP ($24.55) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/vagipero-pussy-lick-lips-onahole-p-3331.html ($22 USD)

Packaging

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A threesome with two anime girls. Who are you and why do you know me so well ToysLove?

Yes, 69 jokes are funny, haha. Let’s just move on, it gets better.

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Each hole having different textures. Switching between oral and vaginal is just getting easier nowadays.
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Both girls come in at about 5′ 1″. Weight: slim and that’s all what matters. Also both are 20, so a threesome with two college students…this keeps on getting better. And –HAND HOLDING?! How lewd. Oh wow, some real freaks in the sheets if you know what I’m saying.

Lesbian/bisexual schoolgirl fantasies aside, this packaging shows some high quality artwork to leads you towards the design of the onahole itself.

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Ridges for both holes differ enough to be somewhat accurate.
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I believe that’s a tongue.

Contents

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That new bagged onahole smell, I get I’m just used to it and this point.
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It also comes with an insert with a picture of the two girls. I guess for helping you cum. I have no problem either way, but it’s nice to be thought of, as a consumer.

These extras that come with the onahole are always alright in my book.

Product

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Like the pictures above have shown: one girl has a open mouth, leaning forward towards you while the other girl is displaying her vagina. Basically a 69 turning into a ménage à trois.
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Included is a design of an anus with butt cheeks. Not usable.

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On top of the mouth, it kind of looks like the front of a pelvis or something.
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Comes with 20 ml packet of lotion. I don’t believe I’ve seen this design before,

Feeling

Right, so how does it feel? Well the mouth is very accommodating of members of all shapes and sizes. A previously mentioned tongue-like nub is present and “licks” you while it sucks you in. Sliding in and out is easy and painless. So go as wild as you like.

The pussy is just a little bit more firm, but still takes you in no problem. The ridges of the walls surround your member, putting a slightly tight but firm grip on you. Sliding in and out is not at all difficult. You can go wild, but maybe not a wild as you would with the mouth.

Cleaning

Cleaning, it is simple and easy. Water and towels are all you need.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 9/10 With two slightly differing textures here, it’s like two different onaholes in one convenient package.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, yet firm inside. The contrast really brings out the best of both feelings.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Prices online don’t differ too greatly, so you really can’t go wrong where you purchase it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 A packet of lotion, but at least the packet design is not too common.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Cleaning easy to do.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Honestly, I like the idea of being able to switch holes on one onahole rather than having two or more onaholes out and switching that way. It keeps the variety and excitement present and it makes roleplay much easier.

Here is where I’d say hopes these delays won’t happen again, but who really has that much control on what goes on around them? I’ll just say see you all next time.

Nakadashi Niku Benki

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/toilet/3YtB_ugKpJMQnZdjZ0DE1ld0GY6JN0

Now here is something quite unusual: An onahole in the shape of a toilet. Now in my day, I’ve seen some really weird onaholes, mostly from western manufacturers, like a hole with labial lips on the sole of a foot and one shaped like a dog (they say they are only for novelty, but I’m sure some really freaky people out there actually use it for sexual purposes).

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
OtonaJP (¥3,130.00) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/nikubenki-human-toilet-masturbator-p-4497.html#tap_a=24436-6aad37&tap_s=188447-4e57c0 ($31.00 USD)

Dimensions: L x W (5.51 cm x 3.94 cm) or (~2.17″ x 1.55″)

Now with this–

*Looks at clock*

Really? It’s THAT day?! But, I really did get that onahole, didn’t really know why then, and I thought I had a really good idea. Yes, it is April 1, but this review is no prank.

Edit: Well now it’s not April 1st, just can’t seem to go these out in time. So ignore the actual post date.

Packaging

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BDSM x toilet. Name a more iconic duo.
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The toilet has ridges! That is some pipework.
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Pretty sure that crotch shine is not light flare.
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The toilet stretches! Looks are deceiving.

Yes, as many of you have deduced, there is an onahole shaped like a toilet. And people use this judging by the amount of blogs and reviews I have seen (not including myself of course).

Contents

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Not that bad how it is packed.
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Clean toilet and some lotion (15ml or ~0.51 oz)

I’ll be honest: I kind of wished it would be close to something like a M Wet Restraint Hole (Maybe I’ll get my hands on that soon. No promises, but it is listed). But hey, at least this onahole stands out due to how wild the concept is. Doesn’t made it any easier to actually want to use.

Product

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So shiny…
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…Yeah, not so clean like I previously thought.

I don’t believe I would or have used this onahole more than once or twice. But that should be enough.

Feeling

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Yes, the lid stays up all the time. Don’t let the wife or girlfriend find this toilet (you know, besides the fact that a tiny toilet can actually get you off, and you don’t even have a toilet fetish).

I’m used to onaholes being soft to the touch, due to my days of cheap onaholes being all but done. So to the touch, it’s more firm and a bit rougher than any onahole I’ve had the pleasure of using in the past two years at least. Also the hole is a bit narrow. Narrow and rough, that is some masochism there. Maybe that’s why there was that girl on the front: represent the BDSM community there. I still managed to finish anyway to my surprise. Does that make me a masochist?

Cleaning

Just “flush” and wipe. Bad pun, but seriously easy to clean.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 5/10 What was I expecting? At least it’s still softer than an actual toilet and not as cold.
  • MATERIAL: 5/10 Again, not really soft.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Ironically, this onahole would be better as just a novelty. At least it’s worth a laugh or two.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 At least lotion was included.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 At least cleaning is easy, not like an actual toilet.
  • BONUS: +0.5 Just because.

FINAL SCORE: 34.5/50 or 69%. Forced jokes aside, the onahole is not that bad. It works at least and the laughs are worth the price if you have some extra money lying around (Maybe not often, but it is okay to just laugh. If you actually like something like this, more power to you). I don’t know if there is any more weird onaholes out there, but I may inevitably encounter them (What am I saying, surely more weird ones are out there). With that said, have a nice day, no joke.

Fairy Onahole

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/i-want-to-be-a-fairy/Pdtm_u6eRDLB75KE7XWrvRNm106lbx

If you have been frequenting this blog for a while, you may know I had recently reviewed a fairy themed onahole (link) and you may have noticed how it is kind of big despite the theme. And while I like the onahip model onaholes out there, there is just something about the “pocket pussy” designed onahole (Yes, it is redundant, I know.), and since in a way, onaholes are fairies compared to the average human, its one of the most perfect themes out there.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/virgin-fairy-onahole-p-2341.html ($31 USD)
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/toysheart-fairy-onahole/ ($32.99, now $29.69)
OtonaJP (¥2,990.00) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt698 ($42.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.5″ x 2.75″ x 2.5″) or (~14 cm x ~6.99 cm x 6.35 cm)

Packaging

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She’s already wet and ready to take it all. Also, Japan Quality…I mean, I was hoping it is.
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For the inflation enthusiasts out there as well as the giant enthusiasts. The tunnel even narrows towards the middle.
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The classic instructions on the box.
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How tight this looks (and is).

Ignoring the lack of actual features (what, were you expecting wings? I was before I saw this thing for the first time a while back), this thing looks kind of cute. But we all know where this is going, given the nature of the blog and whatnot.

Contents

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15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion included.

It’s as simple as it gets. Here at least.

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Petite treat!

Why I never have said that before must mean I’m going a little crazy. Well lol–

*sirens*

Nevermind. I was just going to say that there is nothing wrong with admiration of inanimate objects. Unlike most, you can derive sexual pleasure from it with low risk of injury where the sun (usually) doesn’t shine.

Product

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It’s so cute, yet I know I’m gonna have a taste of that.
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It’s like a little peach.

Soft to the touch, Easy to grip and lotion does not leak out too much.

Feeling

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*Deep inhale followed by exhale* Time to slide in!

The feeling inside is pleasurable, ribbed/pleated, it doesn’t have a whole lot of space for air to come out of, creating a sort of vacuum effect. Tight, but not too tight where insertion is next to impossible for some out there. While holding the onahole, your hand (or partner’s hand, don’t know why I just though of that, but it may exist out there) may feel a slight bump. Those are breasts and they shall be loved regardless of size. Take care of her, and she will take care of you.

Cleaning

Clean up is easy as it gets: water and towels.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Just the right level of tightness.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Doesn’t feel cheap despite the price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet of lotion is always better than nothing.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy to clean. That’s it.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Simple onahole. Great for newcomers and veterans alike. If you can get past the whole looking like a corpse part, but you would most likely be looking or thinking about something else while inside. Whatever gets you off.

See you next time.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

Image source: https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/valentines-day

Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

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Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
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I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
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It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.

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I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Erotic Cabin Crew

Image source: http://www.hetarchive.net/blog/2015/03/03/blog-entry-1722/

You know what I have been thinking lately? Flying, or more specifically flying via aiplane. You board a plane to go from one destination to another, and all the while, you have people (usually female, but males are out there) in uniform offering you snacks, drinks and meals during your flight. And let me tell you, some of those people really just rock that uniform. Chips and peanuts are not the only kind of snacks on display (those two are usually the only ones offered. That third kind of snack, is not for offer irl for most, what with accusations and whatnot). As for fantasy, more times than not, the third snack is offered, and the patron gladly consumes and enjoys it. This kind of snack, this onahole attempts to emulate (well…read on, you’ll see).

ToyDemon ($23.95) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt710 ($15.00 USD)
OtonaJP (¥2,140.00 currently unavailable) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/erotic-cabin-crew-onahole-p-3455.html (sold out)

Packaging

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Oh yes…pantyhose and a short skirt. Big breasts are certainly a bonus
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A Phillips head screwdriver’s wet dream!
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A poem perhaps?
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Instructions and onahole stats.

Contents

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Plastic, onahole and 15 ml packet of lotion.

Product

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Interesting shape…

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I don’t know what is it, but the design of the onahole is quite something. Flat on one side, round on the other. Kind of a buttocks design going, but the hole is vaginal instead of anal.

Feeling

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Walls of X’s and plus’s. Flesh walls if you will.

The feeling of this is quite unique. As you can see, the vagina has what looks to be several choke points shaped like plus’s and x’s. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but last time I checked, my penis head is not shaped like a Phillips head screwdriver. And the choke points are very well built. I find difficulty in trying to insert past the head of the penis. But I’m sure with continued use and time, the walls will give way and insertion with be easier.

Cleaning

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 8/10 Not too had, just right.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Holds well, good to the touch.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Decent price, but not easy to find in many places.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Packet of lotion.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy life.

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. I like the gimmick of pretending my penis is a Phillips head screwdriver as much as the next guy, but actually using it is a different story. Not bad, but you may want to be careful.

So I say good day/ good night, just enjoy yourselves.