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Hello all. How’s it going? Hope the days get better as time goes on,getting plenty of sleep, eating right and so on. I could ramble on a bit more, but I’m sure you read the title already and may be curious about the story. I’ll just get to it then. One more thing: have I really not reviewed a lotion in so long? It feels like 2.5 to almost 3 years unless I’m mistaken. My format has changed since then, so please bear if it gets a bit rough at times. Thank you for understanding.
Right, here is the part where I would usually say something among the lines of ‘Hey all, I’m here tonight with a new product(s) from my friends over at …’. And if you thought that I only do sponsored reviews nowadays, I don’t blame you. It felt like I was going somewhere in the world of onaholes. Anyways, the point is this is not like a sponsored review, but it is something that caught my eye in several different ways.
I like many people on the internet, have been at home more frequently, watching videos (let’s play, documentaries, etc.) and I have noticed a phenomenon that has been going on for a while. They are like the people in those videos, only instead of a real person on the screen, they are virtual avatars, a group of beings known as VTubers. Characters that can come in 2d or 3d modeled varieties, are anywhere between anime-like to straight up uncanny valley territory. Many are streamers, you may have seen clips either floating around or recommended to you. While there are many groups and companies involved in the business, I’m just here to focus on one particular one. Why? You’ll see why (Note: my knowledge is limited in the following paragraph, I try to get as much as I know down as accurately as possible).
CovFeFe or “Fefe” is one of these so called VTubers. She has a look and design that has been described by many as punk: You know, dark clothes, piercings, tattoos, short, possibly dyed hair, etc. From what I have seen and been shown, she tends to be silent most of the time, though expressive throughout her videos. In short, she may be someone’s waifu, though that’s no surprise. And as you may have guessed, she recently had a collab with the onahole producer OtonaJP in releasing a lotion and (this is my speculation here) possibly an onahole down the line, as have been rumored and I don’t believe has been debunked yet. Long short short, that’s why I’m here tonight.
Right, so the feeling of the lotion. First, it flows easily, meaning I won’t need to squeeze the bottle too hard. Just a little squeeze and I get more than enough lotion for my session. This lotion allows easy sliding and entering your favorite onahole. Since you get plenty per squeeze, you don’t have to worry about it drying up, though do be careful, since it is really easy to go overboard.
Washes out easy and dries up with little to no leftover residue.
- FEEL: 9/10 So easy to slip and slide inside my onaholes.
- PRICE: 10/10 Perfectly affordable and you get plenty of bang for your buck.
- CLEANING: 10/10 Cleans and dries quick and easy.
- EFFECTIVENESS: 9/10 This lotion made using harder to use onaholes more bearable and enjoyable.
- EASE OF USE: 9/10 Again, don’t need to squeeze too hard to get a good amount of lotion.
Final Score: 47/50 or 94%. Overall, a great lotion. The collab, I believe really helps broaden the appeal to multiple audiences. From streamer subscribers to adult toy enthusiasts, this lotion bring everyone (of legal age) together in peace, harmony and pleasure. And with that said, I will see you all again later with who knows what. Until next time.