Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Vorze Smooth Lotion 5 oz by Rends

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The great thing about lotions is that it gives the user the simulated feeling of vaginal secretion or allows ease in entry into orifices (not getting into taboo stuff here). But the problem with most bottle is the your hands get so messy and sticky that holding an onahole is a difficult task. And if it’s not that, it’s the size and bulkiness of these bottles. Now, I’m not saying the size or bulk is a huge problem, I just wonder if there could be an easier solution, like those bottles of hand soaps in bathrooms. Well what if I told you there is? (unless you actually want to take the idea and see how that goes.)

Hi, I’m WavyTurtle, and  here is a product that though I am not associated with but rather have used personally, it’s the Vorze Smooth Lotion by Rends. The Answer to less sticky palms and sheets when using the wonderful products of onaholes. Think of the time you could save from after masturbation; less mess and dryer hands. There is no way that can have any consequence only benefits and lots of pleasure. But rather than explain it all, I’ll show this product.
CoolMaleSexToy ($12.99) $ ($14.95) (£9.75) (US $15) (Confused about the price; $40?) (HKD $100.00) (USD $8.79)

After twisting, the mechanism to allow lotion to squirt out, allowing easy access.

145 ml (close to 5 oz) of goodness here, despite the seemingly small amount per unit. The feeling and convenience more than makes up for the quantity with quality. And just when it seems this can’t get better, it has been said to go great with a Vorze A10 Cyclone SA Masturbator (I really want to feel that. Maybe some day.) One more thing, and my picture cannot show it properly, but here it is anyway.

It looks a lot like the Semen Like Lube by MC!

Like I just said, it shares a few similarities with Semen Like Lube, like look and color, but that’s where the similarity ends. For one, it is not as stringy as simulated semen, meaning easier application on penis and onahole. Like earlier, the bottle has a function that allows ease in squeezing out into an onahole as well as a smaller size. I guess this is more for women and guys who’re not as comfortable with their sexuality and find simulated semen too “gay” or “much”.

So with all that out of the way, let’s review this:

  • FEEL: 9/10 Feels less stringy, more like most lotions
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Light and not too thick
  • PRICE: 9/10 though price is all over the place, that doesn’t matter too much.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Just a bottle…with a dispenser (that’s the word I was looking for!)
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Being thinner means less effort needed to clean up.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Overall, excellent bottle. Easy to store, easy to clean. And it can be consider at least one level down on the scale of sexual taboo than the Semen Lube (at least I consider it that).

I’ll see you all again when inspiration and sexual frustration brings us together again. Or maybe curiosity? Don’t think about it too much.

Update 7/20/2016. Ingredients. That’s a first.

Purified water, Thickener, Emulsifier, Preservative, Hyaluronic acid Na, Arginine

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole day 2

Time of this writing: February 14, 11:30 pm. (part 1)

Hello Once again everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

I am the same here, stayed home, caught up with a show online, about to watch some hentai or porn. An eroge or two I am considering instead. Again, don’t feel bad, I chose this, more or less.

Since I did it last year, I’ll do it again: update on collection. And again, not bragging here.


Collection as of Feb. 2016

…yeah, it seems smaller this year. Maybe because most of the boxes are gone.

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Honestly, now I want to go take an onahole and…you know, fap, masturbate, whatever you would call the act of sexual pleasure of self. The anime valentine’s cards still get me.

USB Onahole Warmer By Rends 2.0

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Long title, but yeah.

Remember the first one?  I believe I said something about warming up cold or lifeless onahole and that the warmer could solve that problem (the first, not the second)  ($7.97)(probably not the one I’m talking about)

Toydemon ($9.95 now $8.95) $ (the one I’m talking about). ($23)

MotsuToys (€9.95) ($9.95)

Coolmalesextoy ($9.99, now $8.99) $

MyOnahole (¥800 JPY) $

A lot is the same, some differences start from this point.

It doesn’t overheat like the previous version, the heat stays inside the onahole and the wire is longer. reaches the same maximum temperature 107.5°F (42°C).


However, like the previous version, leaving it in too long will melt the inside of the onahole.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Still fits inside onaholes with no problems.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 No overheat, easier to handle
  • PRICE: 10/10 Though, it’s a bit more than the version 1, it still fits in your budget.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Same as before; Not necessary, but very enjoyable (when used with onahole, don’t know how it is by itself.)
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 Lowered likelihood of melted onaholes or burning crotches (from heat)

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92% Greatly improved version, price isn’t too much, and helps fight winter coldness in your onaholes. Could a  version 3 beat this? Time will tell.

Happy Singles’ Day. Or Onahole day if you have that. (Valentine’s Day for everyone else.)

Time of this writing: 12:00 am, Feb. 14.

Hello everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

How are you all doing? Going on a date with a significant other? Staying home, watching Netflix all night because you are single this year? You do you. I will do me as well. No real plans, perhaps stay home, watch a movie or two, play an eroge or three, watch a hentai I’ve been wanting to watch for a while now. But don’t feel bad for me, I’m sure many people are planning to do the same. Maybe I’ll try “something” new, like an onahole I’ve not used yet. You know what they say: “To love others, you gotta love yourself…” or something like that.

I know I won’t be bored, since I got all these to entertain me.

Note: I am not bragging, I just want to share my collection, and I’m sure no one minds.




Collection as of Feb. 2015.

Also, yay! My camera works now, but my photos are still kinda crap…

Oh yeah, fun times for many months to come.

Fun game: any one wants to guess which onahole or product will be reviewed? How about spot the “westie” toy(hint: the newpaper doesn’t count.)? Any onahole connoisseurs want to guess/name the not yet reviewed(as of this writing) onaholes? And how about guess which onahole I will use later on tonight (pm)?

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Actually, I may fap twice this day, don’t feel that’s a challenge. Them anime valentines image can get you.

USB Onahole Warmer by Rends

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Hello once again, it’s your pal Wavy here.

Have you ever felt your onahole is simply too cold or lifeless? Especially during these winter months? If only there were a product that could make the experience somewhat more life-like…oh wait, there is something like that.

USB-Onaho-Warmer-300x225 (USD4.63)

Plug this baby in for a minute or two to warm up, pour lube into your favorite onahole, insert this inside, wait about a minute or so while you load up your favorite porn, hentai, or sexual memory, place on crotch, ??? (you know what this is), and profit (orgasm, or positive feelings, maybe both).

Now on to the opinionated  stuff. My experience can be summed up in a few words: It is warm or not heated enough. Though that could be because I am impatient depending if the video is getting good ( what that means is not important). It can plug into either your computer or your usb plug adapter.


Anyways, it can reach to temperatures of 107.5°F (about 42°C for the metric users out there.) I had heard this temperature can melt onaholes or at least ruin them. This is not a fun experience as a onahole I had had done this exact thing and lost stimulation (widens entrance, melts nubs and pleats, may cause rage, etc.), taking me longer to finish, which frustrated me, which took concentration away from the faps. Which makes materials seem to be worse than it normally is.

So watch this during use, and many a happy sessions are ahead of you.

FEEL: 10/10 It slides in just fine inside onaholes, don’t know about other people.

MATERIAL: 8/10 Plastic doesn’t melt itself, therefore it’s good.

PRICE: 10/10 Price doesn’t gouge and it functions beyond it’s price range.

ADDITION/BONUS: 7/10 As good as it is, it is not necessary to use to enjoy onaholes. But then again, is a onahole necessary? (yes and no, but for this blog, it’s a yes).

EASE OF USE: 6/10 Melted onaholes and burning crotches are not fun.

FINAL SCORE: 41/50 or 82%. If it can burn crotch or skinlike material, it must be handled with care.

Also, forgot I wrote about reviewing another onahole, but did another accessory anyway. Oh well, nobody mind, right?

Next time, I do another thing and maybe a review.