There comes a time in an working adult’s life where, after many years in their respective career, decide that after years in the workforce, they go and retire. Maybe they receive a gold watch, perhaps a engraved personalized pen and case for all they did for the occupation and to thank them for their many years. And then, there are times where the company chooses to immortalize them and their name. Maybe name a wing of the building after them, or maybe put up their name on their wall/hall of fame.
Now what does that have to do with onaholes? If the title did not tip you off (or if you somehow stumbled to this blog), I’m here to talk about a certain onahole, one I, strangely enough, feel a faint sense of nostalgia and intimacy.
Dimensions L x W x H (7″ x 3.5″ x 3.5″) or (17.78 cm x ~8.9 cm x ~8.9 cm)
Weight: 635 g or ~22.40 oz (~1.4 lbs)
The feeling of this onahole felt almost like a fusion of A-Chan (outside, if A-Chan was less like an onahip and stuck being an onahole, but was not satisified being ordinary) and Kabejiri (inside, with the bumps and pleats and the pinkness). So basically A-chan’s little ass but slightly less tight (not that I had any problems with the tightness). Maybe it’s because I used this frequently or because I’m paying more attention, but this didn’t last too long before tearing. One positive to that is being easier to slide into an onahole that already is not difficult to insert one’s self inside. So why does it sound like I am complaining? Well I’m not, I’m just giving my observation.
Cleaning up is not difficult at all. Some running to wash the excess lotion (and semen if you are into that). Drying with towel for outside and paper towel for inside and it’s ready to go for next time.
FEELING: 10/10 The memories of my first onahip combined with just pure stimulation makes for a very euphoric experience.
MATERIAL: 10/10 Material is still durable despite showing otherwise.
PRICE: 9/10 A bit pricier than you usual onahole, but well worth it.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 A bottle of lotion packed with an onahole. You don’t usually see that (well, I don’t)
CLEANING: 10/10 Clean up is easy and simple.
FINAL SCORE: 49/50 or 98%. It felt great to try this onahole. I haven’t felt like this in a long time. It felt like this a book-Ends (Like one of those stories that start and end with the same kind of scene).
Onahole warmers are nothing new on this site, though it does seem like a while. And you may be wondering, “why review a warming sticker at this time of year”? The answer to that is I’m getting ahead of the trend, before it gets colder.
Like previous warmers, this one is powered via USB. So the convenience of warm onaholes are well within your reach, whether you use your computer and one of those wall sockets (I use the latter). What makes this warmer different is the fact that the onahole itself is held into place while being warmed up. As always, watch you onaholes, you wouldn’t what to melt it or worse, give your self burns, especially on the crotch.
FEEL: 10/10 Fits inside onaholes with no problems.
MATERIAL: 10/10 No overheat, easier to handle and easy to leave.
PRICE: 10/10 The price is well worth it for warm onaholes.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 No bonus, other than the fact that it is a stand, for your onaholes.
EASE OF USE: 8/10 You really shouldn’t be able to burn you self, but do be careful.
FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92% Great warmer. Now I can leave it on the floor, warming an onahole without worying about getting it dirty.
Dimensions: L x W x H (9.25″ x 9.25″ x 8″) or (~23.5 cm x ~23.5 cm x 20.32 cm)
Weight: 2.3 kg or 5.07 lbs.
Like I said, the plastic makes a lot of noise, making trying to store it quietly a nightmare!
What I really like, other than the pussy and ass, is the design of the onahole itself. It feels like an upgrade to an onahip (would that make this an onabody or something)? For example, the breasts, they don’t feel too much like a fantasy, more realistic (scaling wise). Like a petite girl who’s not too flat, not too busty, just the right balance in between. Just like one of them good girls. A real lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
So yes, very…usable, let’s just say. The pose, the possibilities with the pose and the onahole itself…yeah, just great!When I use this onahole, I really feel like some giant being who takes the sacrificial lamb (village girl) to my chambers (room) and just pound it into her. Though small, she can take the size I give her with her vagina. Her ass…not as much, but I can still fit inside a bit. I am left wondering why the anus was not longer, but I think it’s because the onahole (I’m just calling it an onadoll in my mind) would feel thinner in the back. Not a huge problem, as I do appreciate the look of an onahole as well as the functionality.
Like the title implies, this onahole can be used using any of the 48 styles of lovemaking. Kind of like the Kama Sutra, but it’s the Japanese version. The 48 styles originally came from the Edo Period, refelecting that of Sumo wrestling moves. Basically, all of these cool looking sexual positions.
Usually, with an onahole, I’m a missionary / doggy style kind of guy, and trying some of the other position shown on the box, my mind was blown! My new favorite is cowgirl, which reminds me, I used to do that with my onaholes, go to town while lying on my back. Some positions work better than others, like Scissors works, while something like oral, does not (no head and I don’t think many want to taste onahole, and that being for any one of many reasons).
While flexible, some care should be taken, especially around the limbs and hands as they can stretch too much and look ripped, or just separate in the case of the hands.
Cleaning is not a huge problem, just more onahole to fit in the sink to wash away the lotion and jizz (don’t judge me, I’m sure some of you have done that, and I don’t see a problem with doing that, it’s you onahole, you do want you will.) Drying takes a bit more effort, but still not a huge problem.
FEELING: 10/10 So much possibility with this onahole. It really almost feels like sex with an actual person
MATERIAL: 10/10 So soft and so pleasurable to the touch
PRICE: 10/10 Yes, it is one of the more expensive onaholes, but with all you can do with it, I believe the price is more than justifiable.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A small packet of lotion, really? Though it is better than nothing, I personally would have paid a bit more if it came with a bottle of lotion, but I’m sure that was done so the onahole would be a bit easier to pack and sell.
CLEANING: 8/10 Easy to splash yourself and your sink may not be big enough to contain the whole body.
FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Though the onahole is bigger and a bit harder to store, I still would bring this out again and again to enjoy it. I now leave with the interest of trying more positions with this onahole, not knowing if it’s feasible yet, but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
Hello once again to another onahole megabox box unboxing!
And guess what, I forgot to record the opening!
On an unrelated note, I’m getting into gatcha games. And since a box like this is like a real-life version of gatcha, I thought, why not go for another box, right?
Once again, the amount of potential here is incredible! Like my previous box Enjoy Box, it is a mystery what the original names of these onaholes are. That information would be helpful in a situation where, say, I had already used and reviewed a certain onahole in this box. But the upside here is it is a bit easier to build a collection with a box like this. Besides, who doesn’t like a surprise? Also this box promises 7+ items inside, a value of at least $15.71 per item, not including shipping.
As can be seen in the pictures above, instead a really big onahole/ onahip this time around, I got what looks like dildos among the onaholes (Edit: also there is an anal probe in there, neat). I’m surprised the number of dildos outnumber the number of onaholes. Now, I don’t want to create any rumors or speculation, but possibilities have been opened, just saying. What isn’t speculation is the noticeable lack of lotion. Guess you can’t have it all (I know it’s a different company this time, but still.)
I would like to take the companies who decide to, instead of just throwing away their excess inventory / products that underachieved in the marketplace, they packaged them (in this case) in what is essentially a blind box. Gacha may be a new word to me, but the concept itself is not.
If research yields any result you will see it. Regardless, you will not be disappointed.
So yeah, kind of looks like something straight out of hentai, right? It may seem that way, but I actually believe this pair of breasts is 100% based on a JAV star.
Oh yeah, if you haven’t already guessed, this product is based on a JAV star.
I probably could continue teasing with the photos but 1. It’s been going on for too long and 2. I’m almost out of photos to share.
With that out of the way, let’s get down to details. As you can see, here are quite the handful of breasts that is soft to the touch and comes with detailed nipples and aureole.
Like I said, soft to the touch, detailed, protruding nipples. Also, it feels like real pleasure sliding your cock in between for that paizuri action. You could also go for a challenge and see how it takes to cum just by groping the breasts (no touching yourself, though you will get hard, in my experience at least). And when you release your load and clean up, it can also be used as a pillow or cushion for just about any object.
THE CLEANING PROCESS
Cleaning is easy: just run water, no soap necessary.
If you ever wanted to grab big breasts, I’d recommend this pair.
FEEL: 10/10 So soft, almost like a real woman (like it should be?).
MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, so soft.
PRICE: 8/10 Varied prices, I like the competition.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 While a bonus like lotion would be nice, it doesn’t really need one.
CLEANING: 9/10 Easy and fun to clean.
FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. A Real good time for those lonely nights where you want to try something new. I would recommend this pair of breasts for your collection.
Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.
Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.
Originally, I had separated my collection by category.
But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.
Collection as of Feb. 2018.
As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.
With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.
More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)
Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.
But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.
Collection as of Feb. 2017.
One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.
Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.
Unlike the Mini Cock Ring (also by NPG), this ring actually feels comfortable at the beginning.
Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2.5″ x 1.25″) or (7.62 cm x 6.35 cm x ~3.18 cm)
This cock ring is part of a line of three cock rings released by NPG which also include the Onee Tama cock ring (breasts instead of balls) and the King Tama Cock ring (bigger, symmetrical balls)
Comes in a bag, I was expecting a little box like the last two ring sets, but it doesn’t matter. Simple bag to throw away after opening or keep, assuming you don’t get confused by this bag’s folds.
In terms of stretchiness, I would rank it above Mini Cock ring but below EroiNger Cock Ring set; not too hard, not as soft or stretchy. I was initially worried it would not stretch due to the smaller diameter.
Maybe this happened due to a bad experience I had with it, but when I was all “warmed up”, it didn’t slide on easily, maybe because of the lotion I used. Once I got it on, it pulled the foreskin too far back and the semi-exposed head touch the inside of the onahole.
Thinking back, I have no idea how I made cock rings work before, maybe you really do need a real partner to make it work, assuming you can convince your partner to go along with this silly cock ring.
jokes aside let’s finish here.
FEEL: 6/10 Doesn’t slide too easily. Caution if you have foreskin or penis sensitivity.
MATERIALS: 7/10 Stretches at least.
PRICE: 7/10 Decent for one ring
ADDITIONS/BONUSES:7/10 Comes in a plastic bag.Less waste I guess.
EASE OF USE: 7/10 Exactly how easy will require more testing.
FINAL SCORE: 34/50 or 68%. Falls short of being really decent. But again, more testing could improve this score. At least you can pretend you have 4 testicles, and be slightly harder.
Been a while. Was busy with other commitments irl. I still care about this blog, don’t get the wrong idea. Great whenever I get the chance to post a review. I’m gonna continue with what I’m guessing what you came for: soft hentai chicks getting fucked silly by big fleshy cocks (there’s a hentai/fanfic idea…that’s actually kinda stupid). Actually, maybe not stupid, it can happen in real life anyway, just not one you may be proud to admit reading.
Measurements: L x W x H (5.25″ x 2.5″ x 2.25″) or (~13.34 cm x 6.35 cm x ~5.72 cm)
Weight: 8.32 oz or ~235.87 grams.
Cute, right? She’s more than just a pretty printed on cardboard face. It’s what’s inside that really proves its worth.
NOW I will get to the actual onahole.
One thing about the bag that, unfortunately, I cannot show: this bag…is resealable! I’m am seriously blown away with this! Something so simple, used this way just gives some extra points. Now I don’t have to do this myself (I still will for the most part). The inside has strings that can wrap around your penis. This makes the onahole feel tighter and narrower. She feels softer and smaller than the Excited at Body Yu Sakura. Moving on:
Also something I rarely see: an actual insert.
At first, I wondered why an insert. And then I get an idea
…Yeah, I should wrap this up.
FEEL: 10/10 Fits well, small opening that stretches to open for a penis or dildo to be inserted inside. The strings added a uniqueness that very few other onaholes share.
MATERIAL: 10/10 soft and not as firm as Excited at body Yu Sakura.
AVERAGE PRICE: 8/10 selling out fast, some get a copy today, or next week, whenever.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Lube is basic in a good way.
EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 If it’s clean after a huge load has been pumped inside, it cleans well.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. How I managed to go a few days without fapping is a show of willpower I didn’t know I could do, especially since recently. But that’s a story I ma actually start but either never really get to or finish, if at all.