Meiki no Shoumei No. 12 – Eimi Fukada

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Hello, it me again. And I’m sure you know the drill. But for those who may not, I bring you another onahole from my friends over at

Tonight’s onahole is based on an actual person this time. A JAV porn actress to be exact. The actress goes by the name of Eimi Fukada or Fukada Eimi. I can’t remember exactly when was the last time I have reviewed an onahole like this. And I’m fairly certain I have not reviewed a onahole in the Meiki no Shoumei line. Other Meiki products I have, but not this specific line to my knowledge. Anyways, I’m excited to begin, so let’s continue.


ToyDemon($67.47)$ ($70.00) ($152.00)


Front of the box and are already at a good starting point.
A cross section of the onahole is shown. Usually that’s shown online in a video. Quite a fleshy texture we got here. I mean, it makes sense, but still.
A closer look at the inner texture.
Some tasteful pictures of the JAV actress in question. Also what looks like her measurements (you know like height, and the 3 measurements: B W H).
The box was sealed with a sticker rather than wrapped in plastic.

One thing I must bring up: since the box was sealed with a sticker, the front pulls out from the box. You will see what I mean soon enough.


I pulled the front / lid and I was welcomed with quite a surprise: What looks like a card / photo of the actress. Also there is text at the bottom: Not sure of the message, but quite a bonus nonetheless.
A better look at the insert card.
The other half of the box and the surprises just keep coming tonight! There is also a poster included. They really went out of their way to make the consumer satisfied.
Poster kept rolling back, so I had to use the box to hold it in place. Nice photo and there is a signature .
Oh yeah, the poster is double sided. And the photos on both sides are tasteful. Some great eye candy for your room.
Comes with a 80 ml bottle of lotion. Nice stuff, as per usual.
The onahole comes double bagged. The outer bag opens like a sandwich bag.
The inner bag is thinner and tied by a twist tie.


The outside is I’m assuming accurately modeled after the the actress’ pussy. Great quality regardless.
Comes with the signature NPG branding.
Speaking of signatures, the side of the onahole has the actress’ signature as well. I believe I have previous seen signatures / markings on onaholes several times, but it is always interesting to me.


Like I said before, the tunnel texture is fleshy looking and lifelike.

We know by now that the tunnel is fleshy, but does it feels flesh as well? My answer to that question is yes, especially with the right lotion. And you can get closer with an onahole warmer, though not required as that would be a compliment to an already amazing onahole. Grips on firmly with the fleshy texture and slipping out during use is not common.


Easy, don’t really need to think too much beyond the cleaning routine.


  • FEELING: 9/10 I felt every detail in the tunnel and was able to stay in with not problem.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch and easy to hold.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A high tier onahole for the Price of a mid to high tier onahole. Excellent incentive to get this onahole.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 In addition to plenty of lotion, a mini poster and a card is included. I can remember the last time the fan / consumer was thanked and spoiled like that anywhere.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Too easy, don’t need to say much more.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Oh boy, this one was a doozy. I believe I have previously mentioned this, but I find onaholes based on IPs or people really interesting because the quality comes through and won’t let you down.

If you’d like one for yourself, you can find it following the link:

Meiki no Shoumei No 12 – Eimi Fukada

I want to once again thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. I hope to see you all again soon.

Geki-Fera Beroteku Mao

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It’s been a while since I last had a good pair of lips around my junk, so I recently purchased an oral onahole to bring that experience back.

ToyDemon ($33.95) $ (US $23.00)

otonaJP (¥2,970.00) $ (HK$302.00) ($27.05)

Dimensions: : L x W x H: (6.3″ x 4.33″ x 3.15″) or (16 cm x ~11 cm x 8 cm).

Weight: 400 g or 14.1 oz

Right, like I was saying, it has been a while since I a.) Tried out a new oral onahole, and b.) Reviewed an oral onahole, escpecially one that did not give me much trouble. With that out of way…


The POV on the front

I shouldn’t be surprised, but a JAV actress holding the onahole that is based on themselves?! Then again, not too common, especially photos or video of them holding a onahole. Also, the lips and tongue are very detailed!

Signature on the box? Great! Also that semen, what is going on there, I wonder.

Is this an ad for another onahole based on the JAV actress? But is the vagina instead of the mouth. I wonder where I can find that.

SERIOUSLY! What is up with that semen? What secrets does the porn industry hold that not only allows semen to become that thick, but also bubbly at the same time? The detailing on the onahole throat is fantastic by the way.



Included is a bottle of lotion and the onahole behind that mini box.

That’s right, it’s not just any lotion, but a semen like lotion (reminds me a lot of Semen Like Lube I had reviewed a while ago.) It’s even just like it in fact, but better.

At 150 ml (5.07 oz), there is plenty of action with this lotion.

The onahole itslef, wrapped up nicely.

Oh! So the mini box we saw earlier was actually part of this package. Nice pose! I’m still going to look to see if that photo of the other onahole is legit.


The tongue even sticks out!

There’s even a signature on the side. Is that how it is now, signatures on onaholes? Also would this count as an autograph?

There is also what looks like where you put your hands

NPG logo


The teeth are well connected.

Unlike with previous oral onaholes I have used and reviewed, I did not need to be extra cautious due to protrusions and tightness, I will able to insert into the onahole with no problem.

Man, would you look at that throat!

The throat has a unique feeling as I continue inching inside, squeezing me into orgasmic submission.


Cleaning up is really simple and easy. Water and paper towels, what more need to be said?


  • FEELING: 10/10 Easy to slip in and the teeth don’t get in the way.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Excellent to touch and slip in and out of.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Worth the price
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Semen like lotion?! Yeah, you don’t see that everyday
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Simple and easy

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. Overall, excellent onahole, easy to use, easy to clean, and easy to store. What more could you ask for?

Horny Beauty 2 Ai Uehara

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There comes a time in an working adult’s life where, after many years in their respective career, decide that after years in the workforce, they go and retire. Maybe they receive a gold watch, perhaps a engraved personalized pen and case for all they did for the occupation and to thank them for their many years. And then, there are times where the company chooses to immortalize them and their name. Maybe name a wing of the building after them, or maybe put up their name on their wall/hall of fame.

Now what does that have to do with onaholes? If the title did not tip you off (or if you somehow stumbled to this blog), I’m here to talk about a certain onahole, one I, strangely enough, feel a faint sense of nostalgia and intimacy.

CoolMaleSexToy ($56.99) $
ToyDemon ($64.95, now $59.95) $
MotsuToys (¥5,180.00) $

Dimensions L x W x H (7″ x 3.5″ x 3.5″) or (17.78 cm x ~8.9 cm x ~8.9 cm)

Weight: 635 g or ~22.40 oz (~1.4 lbs)


Kind of a familiar face, huh? It is for me at least.

That name does sound familiar…

This cross section view does not put me off in the slightest.

An onahole with a signature on it?! Never thought I’d see the day. Must mean this model of onahole is truly special.

A brilliant retirement indeed

Longtime readers may recognize this pretty face (and body) from the one from A-Chan’s Little Ass. It’s the same JAV actress is what I was trying to say.



Included in the box is the onahole itself and a decent sized bottle of lotion.

The bottle is 60 ml or ~2.03 oz.


That look when an onahole is fresh out the box and bag…!

It’s even got that little NPG stamp some of their more recent onaholes have.

The signature etched onto the side. Light, but not too hard to notice.

The size of this thing…


Pay no attention to the sausage-like fingers. It’s the inside of the onahole that should be the focus.

The feeling of this onahole felt almost like a fusion of A-Chan (outside, if A-Chan was less like an onahip and stuck being an onahole, but was not satisified being ordinary) and Kabejiri (inside, with the bumps and pleats and the pinkness). So basically A-chan’s little ass but slightly less tight (not that I had any problems with the tightness). Maybe it’s because I used this frequently or because I’m paying more attention, but this didn’t last too long before tearing. One positive to that is being easier to slide into an onahole that already is not difficult to insert one’s self inside. So why does it sound like I am complaining? Well I’m not, I’m just giving my observation.

Can you tell how enjoyable this onahole was? Actually it may be from either excessive use or I was too much for the onahole. Either way, I certainly enjoyed the experience, in more ways than one. I should not be so upset, I knew what I was getting into from the start.


Cleaning up is not difficult at all. Some running to wash the excess lotion (and semen if you are into that). Drying with towel for outside and paper towel for inside and it’s ready to go for next time.


  • FEELING: 10/10 The memories of my first onahip combined with just pure stimulation makes for a very euphoric experience.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Material is still durable despite showing otherwise.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A bit pricier than you usual onahole, but well worth it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 A bottle of lotion packed with an onahole. You don’t usually see that (well, I don’t)
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Clean up is easy and simple.

FINAL SCORE: 49/50 or 98%. It felt great to try this onahole. I haven’t felt like this in a long time. It felt like this a book-Ends (Like one of those stories that start and end with the same kind of scene).

Onawarmer DanDan Stand Type

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…As much as I want it to be, this is NOT a Jojo reference.

ToyDemon ($15.95) $

Onahole warmers are nothing new on this site, though it does seem like a while. And you may be wondering, “why review a warming sticker at this time of year”? The answer to that is I’m getting ahead of the trend, before it gets colder.

Like previous warmers, this one is powered via USB. So the convenience of warm onaholes are well within your reach, whether you use your computer and one of those wall sockets (I use the latter). What makes this warmer different is the fact that the onahole itself is held into place while being warmed up. As always, watch you onaholes, you wouldn’t what to melt it or worse, give your self burns, especially on the crotch.

5 minutes to warm up and leave your onahole for 10 minutes, I’m guessing what is being said.


So there is a button to turn the warmer on and off?

Make hot your toy. Well I would hope so. And I believe I was right about it.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Fits inside onaholes with no problems.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 No overheat, easier to handle and easy to leave.
  • PRICE: 10/10 The price is well worth it for warm onaholes.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 No bonus, other than the fact that it is a stand, for your onaholes.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 You really shouldn’t be able to burn you self, but do be careful.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92% Great warmer. Now I can leave it on the floor, warming an onahole without worying about getting it dirty.

Love Style 48

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Since times ancient, humanity had mated for life, creating offspring to carry on the gene pool. Some time later, a book came out, illustrating the many styles of sex, drastically improving  the art of lovemaking.
ToyDemon ($144.95) $ ($139.99, now $119.99) ($140.00 USD)
MotsuToys (€147.95) $ (US $98.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (9.25″ x 9.25″ x 8″) or (~23.5 cm x ~23.5 cm x 20.32 cm)

Weight: 2.3 kg or 5.07 lbs.


Yep, it is that big!

Top side

Bottom side

6 of the theoretical 48 positions you can do with this onahole. Will update once I try out more positons.

Both a deep vagina hole and a short anal hole


Will you look at that beauty…Almost makes me wish I could just keep it in the plastic, but then I’d be missing out on actually using it. You know, the purpose of the onahole (I can still appreciate the aesthetic while pounding it.

I repeat: beauty…

…and then there is this. A 15ml packet of lotion for an onahole of this size. But hey, it’s better than nothing.

Also, the plastic makes a lot of noise! Can’t really be quiet in the middle of the night with this around.

Like I said, the plastic makes a lot of noise, making trying to store it quietly a nightmare!


Without the plastic, it does not sit up straight, but that doesn’t really take away from how the onahole is. Posture is bad, but sitting position is good. Also in the bag, it kind of reminds me of raw chicken. Great, now I made myself hungry.

What I really like, other than the pussy and ass, is the design of the onahole itself. It feels like an upgrade to an onahip (would that make this an onabody or something)? For example, the breasts, they don’t feel too much like a fantasy, more realistic (scaling wise). Like a petite girl who’s not too flat, not too busty, just the right balance in between. Just like one of them good girls. A real lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

Magic Eyes’ signature logo, but on the bottom of one foot (Have they watched Toy Story or is it just a coincidence)?


Like a chicken or a turkey just waiting to be stuffed (they are considered birds and in some places, girls are called birds. And stuffing…you can figure it out). I swear I did not use it yet at the time of the photo. I definitely did afterwards of course.

So yes, very…usable, let’s just say. The pose, the possibilities with the pose and the onahole itself…yeah, just great!When I use this onahole, I really feel like some giant being who takes the sacrificial lamb (village girl) to my chambers (room) and just pound it into her. Though small, she can take the size I give her with her vagina. Her ass…not as much, but I can still fit inside a bit. I am left wondering why the anus was not longer, but I think it’s because the onahole (I’m just calling it an onadoll in my mind) would feel thinner in the back. Not a huge problem, as I do appreciate the look of an onahole as well as the functionality.

Like the title implies, this onahole can be used using any of the 48 styles of lovemaking. Kind of like the Kama Sutra, but it’s the Japanese version. The 48 styles originally came from the Edo Period, refelecting that of Sumo wrestling moves. Basically, all of these cool looking sexual positions.

Usually, with an onahole, I’m a missionary / doggy style kind of guy, and trying some of the other position shown on the box, my mind was blown! My new favorite is cowgirl, which reminds me, I used to do that with my onaholes, go to town while lying on my back. Some positions work better than others, like Scissors works, while something like oral, does not (no head and I don’t think many want to taste onahole, and that being for any one of many reasons).

While flexible, some care should be taken, especially around the limbs and hands as they can stretch too much and look ripped, or just separate in the case of the hands.


Cleaning is not a huge problem, just more onahole to fit in the sink to wash away the lotion and jizz (don’t judge me, I’m sure some of you have done that, and I don’t see a problem with doing that, it’s you onahole, you do want you will.) Drying takes a bit more effort, but still not a huge problem.


  • FEELING: 10/10 So much possibility with this onahole. It really almost feels like sex with an actual person
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 So soft and so pleasurable to the touch
  • PRICE: 10/10 Yes, it is one of the more expensive onaholes, but with all you can do with it, I believe the price is more than justifiable.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A small packet of lotion, really? Though it is better than nothing, I personally would have paid a bit more if it came with a bottle of lotion, but I’m sure that was done so the onahole would be a bit easier to pack and sell.
  • CLEANING: 8/10 Easy to splash yourself and your sink may not be big enough to contain the whole body.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Though the onahole is bigger and a bit harder to store, I still would bring this out again and again to enjoy it. I now leave with the interest of trying more positions with this onahole, not knowing if it’s feasible yet, but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

Amusement Ecstasy box

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Hello once again to another onahole megabox box unboxing!

And guess what, I forgot to record the opening!

On an unrelated note, I’m getting into gatcha games. And since a box like this is like a real-life version of gatcha, I thought, why not go for another box, right?



Included is a mini manga that is also an ad for Toy’s Heart products on JList. Also, it appears to be an ongoing series, I kind of wish I could at least read those.

Once again, a huge box. A huge box full of mystery.

Again, the cover slips off.

I wonder what am I getting this time.

I hope there’s a big one (At least one big one is included, I meant a really good big one.)

So nice and organized.











Once again, the amount of potential here is incredible! Like my previous box Enjoy Box, it is a mystery what the original names of these onaholes are. That information would be helpful in a situation where, say, I had already used and reviewed a certain onahole in this box. But the upside here is it is a bit easier to build a collection with a box like this. Besides, who doesn’t like a surprise?  Also this box promises 7+ items inside, a value of at least $15.71 per item, not including shipping.

As can be seen in the pictures above, instead a really big onahole/ onahip this time around, I got what looks like dildos among the onaholes (Edit: also there is an anal probe in there, neat). I’m surprised the number of dildos outnumber the number of onaholes. Now, I don’t want to create any rumors or speculation, but possibilities have been opened, just saying. What isn’t speculation is the noticeable lack of lotion. Guess you can’t have it all (I know it’s a different company this time, but still.)

I would like to take the companies who decide to, instead of just throwing away their excess inventory / products that underachieved in the marketplace, they packaged them (in this case) in what is essentially a blind box. Gacha may be a new word to me, but the concept itself is not.

If research yields any result you will see it. Regardless, you will not be disappointed.

Gokujyo Unamachichi Shinsei – Okita Anri

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You know what I have noticed? Things are kind of stagnant here on the blog. So I feel like there needs to be something new. And I know what that new thing is.


Yes, I’m serious! (technically, there has been boobs here before), but that was a while back. And this time, it’s the main focus, and not just an added bonus.

ToyDemon ($64.95)$ (US $73)
Otonajp (¥6,990.00 or $62.91 USD) (99,00 €) ($56.02)


A Pair of Tig ol’ bitties! (Big Tittles). And an L-Cup at that.

So yeah, kind of looks like something straight out of hentai, right? It may seem that way, but I actually believe this pair of breasts is 100% based on a JAV star.

Oh yeah, if you haven’t already guessed, this product is based on a JAV star.

Wow, this a bad shot. I regret disposing the box. Edit: I kept the back the information at the top right is as follows from top to bottom: Date of Birth: OCTOBER 28, 1986 CONSTELLATION: SCORPIO BLOOD TYPE: B SIZE T168 B105 (L CUP) W59 H92CM HOMETOWN: UK SPECIALTY DJ, A PIANO SAXOPHONE

Ways to have fun!




Without the plastic



So bouncey

I probably could continue teasing with the photos but 1. It’s been going on for too long and 2. I’m almost out of photos to share.

With that out of the way, let’s get down to details. As you can see, here are quite the handful of breasts that is soft to the touch and comes with detailed nipples and aureole.


Like I said, soft to the touch, detailed, protruding nipples. Also, it feels like real pleasure sliding your cock in between for that paizuri action. You could also go for a challenge and see how it takes to cum just by groping the breasts (no touching yourself, though you will get hard, in my experience at least). And when you release your load and clean up, it can also be used as a pillow or cushion for just about any object.

This could be you, but your head is probably too big and heavy. You could enact your fantasy of laying your head on a woman’s bosom.


Cleaning  is easy: just run water, no soap necessary.


If you ever wanted to grab big breasts, I’d recommend this pair.

  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft, almost like a real woman (like it should be?).
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, so soft.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Varied prices, I like the competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 While a bonus like lotion would be nice, it doesn’t really need one.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy and fun to clean.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. A Real good time for those lonely nights where you want to try something new. I would recommend this pair of breasts for your collection.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).

Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).

Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.



Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Onii Tama Cock Ring by NPG

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Ring. Around the penis. Once again, we come to this topic. I’ll try to not be so long winded this time. Well, depends if there needs to be alot said.

Anyway, here is the new one.

ToyDemon ($9.95, now $8.95)$

Unlike the Mini Cock Ring (also by NPG), this ring actually feels comfortable at the beginning.

Clouds that either have breast shaped or testicle shaped noses? Maybe they’re supposed to be sperm?

Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2.5″ x 1.25″) or (7.62 cm x 6.35 cm x ~3.18 cm)

This cock ring is part of a line of three cock rings released by NPG which also include the Onee Tama cock ring (breasts instead of balls) and the King Tama Cock ring (bigger, symmetrical balls)

Comes in a bag, I was expecting a little box like the last two ring sets, but it doesn’t matter. Simple bag to throw away after opening or keep, assuming you don’t get confused by this bag’s folds.

Even keeps it somewhat realistic: one ball is lower than the other. I get you can put it on based on your dominant hand, or the opposite just for fun.

In terms of stretchiness, I would rank it above Mini Cock ring but below EroiNger Cock Ring set; not too hard, not as soft or stretchy. I was initially worried it would not stretch due to the smaller diameter.

Maybe this happened due to a bad experience I had with it, but when I was all “warmed up”, it didn’t slide on easily, maybe because of the lotion I used. Once I got it on, it pulled the foreskin too far back and the semi-exposed head touch the inside of the onahole.

Thinking back, I have no idea how I made cock rings work before, maybe you really do need a real partner to make it work, assuming you can convince your partner to go along with this silly cock ring.

jokes aside let’s finish here.

  • FEEL: 6/10 Doesn’t slide too easily. Caution if you have foreskin or penis sensitivity.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Stretches at least.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Decent for one ring
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES:7/10 Comes in a plastic bag.Less waste I guess.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Exactly how easy will require more testing.

FINAL SCORE:  34/50 or 68%. Falls short of being really decent. But again, more testing could improve this score. At least you can pretend you have 4 testicles, and be slightly harder.