Onapit (pleats) by Toysheart

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Hello, how are you all?

…what’s that? You want to know if a new review is up? Let’s see…ah, I got just the thing.
Toydemon ($4.95, now $3.95)$

CoolMaleSexToy ($4.99, now $3.99)$

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/ona-pit-male-masturbator/ ($4.99)

http://www.toysheart.com/product/_ona_pitpleats.html

This is called (depending on the translation) a “head massager” or a “male Stroker”. Basically, a onahole that specifically targets the head of the penis or the Glans Penis if you want to get technical. It could also go past the head and to the rest of the penis if you are persistent (which pays off IMO)

This comes from a line of strokers from Toysheart called the Onapit. It’s designed to be disposable and discreet so you can take it with you on trips whether away from family or just for dry spells. If properly taken care of, this type of onahole can last many uses and still feel great. This one is pleated around the middle and has nubs at the end, both of which are wonderful! Feeling two sensations at once? You bet it’s something.

measurements are 3.425 in. x 2 in. x 2 in. (~8.7 cm x 5.08 cm x 5.08 cm) but can stretch to accommodate many sizes and comes with a 15 ml (0.5 oz) packet of lube (like many of Toysheart’s products). Made of TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer?) whatever that is. Anyways, I hear it’s supposed to feel like skin when body heat makes contact, so I guess it’s okay.

Okay, score time:

FEEL: 8/10 Pleat (ridges I guess?) at the shaft and nubs at the head? Excellent

MATERIAL: 8/10 Don’t fear TPE, It’s not as scary as it may sound.

AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 $4.95 is more than a fair price for this, so no complaints.

ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 standard lube, not much needs to be said.

EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 Really easy: soap and water will do the trick. No need for fancy cleaning techniques.

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. Not too bad, or maybe I’m too critical. Well that’s why we’re here, right?

Have a wonderful night (or day, no judgement here) Next time…I guess I’ll pick something randomly from my collection, don’t know right now. Not that I ever do until that time comes. Also, are my reviews getting shorter? Don’t answer that. Okay, rant over. See ya.

Happy Singles’ Day. Or Onahole day if you have that. (Valentine’s Day for everyone else.)

Time of this writing: 12:00 am, Feb. 14.

Hello everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

How are you all doing? Going on a date with a significant other? Staying home, watching Netflix all night because you are single this year? You do you. I will do me as well. No real plans, perhaps stay home, watch a movie or two, play an eroge or three, watch a hentai I’ve been wanting to watch for a while now. But don’t feel bad for me, I’m sure many people are planning to do the same. Maybe I’ll try “something” new, like an onahole I’ve not used yet. You know what they say: “To love others, you gotta love yourself…” or something like that.

I know I won’t be bored, since I got all these to entertain me.

Note: I am not bragging, I just want to share my collection, and I’m sure no one minds.

Collection as of Feb. 2015.

Also, yay! My camera works now, but my photos are still kinda crap…

Oh yeah, fun times for many months to come.

Fun game: any one wants to guess which onahole or product will be reviewed? How about spot the “westie” toy(hint: the newpaper doesn’t count.)? Any onahole connoisseurs want to guess/name the not yet reviewed(as of this writing) onaholes? And how about guess which onahole I will use later on tonight (pm)?

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Actually, I may fap twice this day, don’t feel that’s a challenge. Them anime valentines image can get you.

USB Onahole Warmer by Rends

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Hello once again, it’s your pal Wavy here.

Have you ever felt your onahole is simply too cold or lifeless? Especially during these winter months? If only there were a product that could make the experience somewhat more life-like…oh wait, there is something like that.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-34378 (USD4.63)

Plug this baby in for a minute or two to warm up, pour lube into your favorite onahole, insert this inside, wait about a minute or so while you load up your favorite porn, hentai, or sexual memory, place on crotch, ??? (you know what this is), and profit (orgasm, or positive feelings, maybe both).

Now on to the opinionated  stuff. My experience can be summed up in a few words: It is warm or not heated enough. Though that could be because I am impatient depending if the video is getting good ( what that means is not important). It can plug into either your computer or your usb plug adapter.

Anyways, it can reach to temperatures of 107.5°F (about 42°C for the metric users out there.) I had heard this temperature can melt onaholes or at least ruin them. This is not a fun experience as a onahole I had had done this exact thing and lost stimulation (widens entrance, melts nubs and pleats, may cause rage, etc.), taking me longer to finish, which frustrated me, which took concentration away from the faps. Which makes materials seem to be worse than it normally is.

So watch this during use, and many a happy sessions are ahead of you.

FEEL: 10/10 It slides in just fine inside onaholes, don’t know about other people.

MATERIAL: 8/10 Plastic doesn’t melt itself, therefore it’s good.

PRICE: 10/10 Price doesn’t gouge and it functions beyond it’s price range.

ADDITION/BONUS: 7/10 As good as it is, it is not necessary to use to enjoy onaholes. But then again, is a onahole necessary? (yes and no, but for this blog, it’s a yes).

EASE OF USE: 6/10 Melted onaholes and burning crotches are not fun.

FINAL SCORE: 41/50 or 82%. If it can burn crotch or skinlike material, it must be handled with care.

Also, forgot I wrote about reviewing another onahole, but did another accessory anyway. Oh well, nobody mind, right?

Next time, I do another thing and maybe a review.