Maika Kawanami +

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Hey guess what!

More JAV based onahole goodness coming!

CoolMaleSexToy ($16.99) $ ($34.99)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.5″ x 2.5″ x 3″) or (~14 cm x 6.35 cm x 7.62 cm)


Box art is not bad, many thoughts come up, but those thoughts are not very important.


“Masturbator of the highest quality”. And you know what, they are not wrong.


“Utterly Brillant, Marvelously Demoralizing, Grossly Intimidating, The Fantastically, Produced Erotic Extreme Entertainment For The Twenty-First Century Grown-ups.” That sounds familiar…now where have I seen that before? (half joking half serious here).


Included is the onahole and a packet of lotion (15ml) or (0.51 oz)
The packet of lotion. Simple enough.


Well constructed outside and inside…well read on. Right, where to start…


Right, where to start…the outside is well designed. Nothing too fancy, and the shape of the onahole may seem familiar or the standard shape. That familiarity is comforting, as innovation in the world of sex toys and the like marches on, it’s good to come back to the basics every once in a while.

Now for the inside, there are three different textures in the vagina. The changes in texture changes the experience of using the onahole. The changing of what you feel inside can really excite you (just don’t get too excited, you ae going to want to experience it all).


Cleaning up is easy, just use running water, a towel and paper towels.


  • FEELING: 9/10 Three different layers inside…that’s not too uncommon nowadays, but done right, and the onahole really stands out.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 The material and the shape makes the onahole easy to grip.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Simple, but very effective.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 A lotion packet. It’s a good thing.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy and that’s all she wrote.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Great product. The claim on the box was no lie. I didn’t have any doubts before, and I definitely don’t now.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.



Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Reira Akane + by EXE

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You remember what I really like? Can you name one thing? More specifically, what happens to the body after prolonged exposure to sunlight or lights? If you said melanoma, I have this to say: you’re not wrong, but I meant way before that happens and is sexier than that (which is not at all, but is better in ways more than relative). It also appears a swimsuit of sorts is involved, and no, I am not re-posting Excited at Body-Yu Sakura, which I just realized that this onahole is also made by EXE (seriously, a coincidence, no joke.) The theme is very similar, more than I originally thought when I start the review. Maybe I am re posting…no wait, there are still some differences, as you will see.

Enough bush beating (unless it’s that kind of bush), Once again, here is a somewhat related onahole review to give the summer season a last who-rah (a celebration is what I mean).

Pay no mind to the light in the middle. Still trying to figure how to get the lighting right. Caption:Whatever your desire for Lust lead you be sure to find the one you will enjoy, free and ejaculate.

Also, a lot of onahole poetry. This will be fun, won’t it?

ToyDemon ($24.95, now $20.95) $ ($55) (HK $220) (59,90 EUR) ($35.28)

Measurements (LxWxH) (6″ x 3.5″ x 3″) or (15.24 cm x ~8.90 cm x 7.62 cm)

So yes, once again, I bring the combination of tans and swimsuits to the site. although here we see a…higher level if you will. (Side note, I would have liked to see the swimsuit that left those tan marks.)

Utterly Brilliant, Marvelously Demoralizing, Grossly intimidating the Fantastically produced erotic extreme entertainment for the Twenty First Century grown ups.

Seriously, more poetry/flavor text than your average box.

Utterly Brilliant, Marvelously Demoralizing, Grossly  intimidating the Fantastically produced erotic extreme entertainment for the Twenty First Century Grown ups.
Whatever your desire for lust lead you be sure to find the one you will enjoy, free, feel and ejaculate

Two different ones is still more than average (I swear there was more).


Something that seems so cliche works well here:

No breasts or abs here, but it more than makes up for those.

the old “tube made of some soft material with an entrance that looks like a vagina” works well here. I also received a bonus with this onahole that I’m sure happened because they ordered it from like Amazon (the site I purchased from has since removed the item from their shop, and another one has since run out of stock. To be fair, this onahole was released back in 2014)

Pretty sure this a western made item, so you can ignore it now.
It looks small, but expands quite well.
Oh yeah, this packet of lotion (guessing 15ml (~0.51 oz)?) was included. No images, just the words excellent (smaller text) natural.

This onahole, I would say it’s better than the more affordable, similar onaholes (this one I found was around the same price range, so bonus there).

I’d praise more, but I want to rate right now.

  • FEEL: 9/10 Soft, the wrinkles help with gripping.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again soft. but longer than Yu Sakura.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 price is varied, maybe due to lack of availability?
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Well the lotion doesn’t lie…
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 small entrance makes water and less likely to enter with stretching.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. I was entertained in both senses of humor and sexual relief.

“The visual stimulation of the box and the fact that swimsuits are making their seasonal return makes for a real orgasm-inducing combination.”

Maybe this will continue to be a thing? Who knows, I hope it can be.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole day 2

Time of this writing: February 14, 11:30 pm. (part 1)

Hello Once again everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

I am the same here, stayed home, caught up with a show online, about to watch some hentai or porn. An eroge or two I am considering instead. Again, don’t feel bad, I chose this, more or less.

Since I did it last year, I’ll do it again: update on collection. And again, not bragging here.


Collection as of Feb. 2016

…yeah, it seems smaller this year. Maybe because most of the boxes are gone.

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Honestly, now I want to go take an onahole and…you know, fap, masturbate, whatever you would call the act of sexual pleasure of self. The anime valentine’s cards still get me.

Takeuchi Ai’s Ana Vagiee by Exe

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So, another onahole by Exe, huh? Yeah, this is going to be good. ($30.95) (guess what: discontinued.) (US $24) (69,99 EUR)

Dimensions: (L x W x H) (6″ x 2.5″ x 2.25″) (15.24 cm x 6.35 cm x ~5.72 cm)

I seriously did not expect this. Why is it that when I review an onahole (JAV’s to be exact), it’s discontinued by the time I review it? I got to be quicker on reviewing these things.

Since my box was ruined by water, (as mentioned on Twitter: online images will do.


So I discovered something (or more like re-discovered). The onahole has both a vaginal opening and an anal orifice. Either way, I was genuinely surprised…or I would be, but read on.

Both the vagina and anus are connected.

Now, it don’t think it’s a secret that onaholes may not be able to accommodate to different penis sizes. Knowing this, I went along because of both sense of surprise and arousal (of course, never forget that). I shouldn’t be making this complaint because:

1. These are onaholes,

2. I never had this problem with similar onaholes, and

3. It just ends up working out.

So the “problem” of fitting in (the onahole) should not exist.

But let’s look at the onahole in question, shall we?

(ruined box in the background)



Now compared to Excited at Body-Yu Sakura


and Seductive-Juicy-Tits-the-hole


(I think that big size of the images is justified). So yeah, the entrance size is kind of small and the width is kind of narrow, so when applying lube, the outside is a slippery mess and makes gripping difficult. Wow, so more than one problem…anyway, rating while I’m still in a good (not necessary sexual) mood.

  • FEEL: 6/10 If I cannot enter, I cannot say much. Feels soft to the touch though.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Again, feels soft to the touch.
  • PRICE: 7/10 price varied, but is not being able to enter inside worth it?
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Supposedly, lube was included, but I couldn’t find which one was it due to a watered damaged package (aside from the plastic wrap, (not shown, I tried entering the onahole, got frustrated, then forgot I threw the wrap out)).
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 At least cleaning is easy.

FINAL SCORE: 36/50 or 72%. Maybe I should insert the USB onahole warmer and leave it in for up to an hour, update if this happens. Maybe the next product won’t tick me off as much.

Next time.

Update 12/28/2015: SPOILERS: I tried both warmers; they couldn’t help, the hole is ruined and only the head could be inserted. Oh well. END SPOILERS.








Excited at Body-Yu Sakura by EXE

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Woo…it has been really warm these days. About 90°F (~32.2°C) around here and Summer has barely started. Around this time, the public pools are opening and that sounds wonderful right about now. Hmm…the pool, the warm weather, the swimsuits, the many pretty girls wearing those swimsuits…yeah, this time of year is really great.

Why not start this season off with a somewhat related onahole review?

Hyper Love Hole
Hyper Love Hole. “Good for the masturbation of the man who made it with tender silicon. I insert a penis and a strong pleasure feeling is got when I move it back and forth.” -Onahole box top.

Toydemon ($27.95, now $22.95) $

CoolMaleSexToy(was $29.99, now $19.99)$ (HK$248) ($19.67) (S$42.90)

Man oh man, did I enjoy this one. Where do I begin?

No head though. Disturbing.

Dimensions: (L x W x H) 5.75″(~14.61 cm) x 2.5″(6.35 cm) x 2.75″(~6.99 cm)

The shape is wonderful, the breasts are shapely and well made, the little detail of nipples adds to the onahole. The extra details of there being buttocks and a flat stomach (could be toned abs) really set this onahole apart from a majority of others out there on the market.

The butt (and vagina)
The abs/flat stomach
The abs/flat stomach

The entrance had no problem accepting me inside (a phrase not said enough most of the time) the detail to the exterior part of the vagina (the “lips”, labia, vulva, clitoral hood, perineum, clitoris) (side note: thanks internet for helping perverts like me sound smart and intelligent.) is amazing; like they really sat down and try to match the details down to a t.

The look and feel of the materials was pleasing; firm exterior, soft interior.


The inside was shaped like this and from start to finish, was well worth the self-restraint from using it when I first got it. I really didn’t think I would have enjoyed it as much as I did. I also think this was one of the better JAV star based onahole I have ever had.


Included was a 12ml (~0.41 oz) of lube. EXE’s ecolotion to be exact. Not much to say here. Pretty standard, but not bad.

Now is the part we wrap this up.

  • FEEL: 9/10 Firm outside, soft inside. I like alot
  • MATERIAL: 10/10  Similar to Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro but better and the onahole was a lot easier to use
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 Under $30 before shipping. Worth the cost.
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard lube, average rating
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 After finishing, the lube and “bodily fluid” came dripping out. I found this more hilarious than detrimental.

Final Score: 46/50 or 92%. The visual stimulation of the box and the fact that swimsuits are making their seasonal return makes for a real orgasm-inducing combination. More images



Hypnotic isn’t it? (*snap*)

Better now? You might not want to stare too long.

Shiny box...
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