Superb Fella Saliva lotion 270 ml by A-One

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Can’t sleep yet, too early.

…ok, enough brick jokes that believe nobody but me will get because I’m terrible at jokes. Anyone who is still here after my last post: WELCOME BACK, have a review. Enjoy.

Anyone remember a previous review on an oral onahole (you know, the only one so far)? If not, here is the link:

https://wavyturtle.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/superb-fella-3-by-a-one/

I talked briefly about the lotion it came with, now I will talk more about it.
Toydemon ($15.95, now $13.95) $

http://www.kanojotoys.com/goku-fela-saliva-lotion-270ml-p-2564.html (US $13)

Compared to a lube like the Vanessa and Co, this lube works better when simulating saliva due to not being as thick and more liquid-like whereas a lube like the Vanessa and Co. is more suited for simulating the vaginal secretion or general lotion on genitals (what is this guy talking about?) Adding water seems to work against you as I repeat, it is not very thick, water would most likely just wash the lube away, wasting lube and possibly your erection. It also “bubbles” or “foams” up during use, again like saliva. I found that long sessions and this lube don’t work well along with an oral onahole like the Superb Fella 3 (due to looser front half) and well…I’ve had worse I’m sure.

Bottle size is 270 ml (~9.13 oz) specifications by L x W x H are 7″(17.78 cm)x2.5″(6.35 cm)x2″(5.08 cm).

The lube is not bad, it’s good at its specific purpose (oral). From what little I know about A-One, this must be one of their more well known product that have staying power in the world of onaholes and onaholes accessories.

Score:

• FEEL:9/10 Though not as thick as most lubes, it does the job
• MATERIAL: 9/10 whatever is used to make this works well.
• PRICE: 9/10 No complaints here
• ADDITION/BONUS: 10/10 would use again. But seriously, the little 80 ml bottle that came will the Superb fella 3 onahole (kuchihole? Kuchionahole? Idk, I guess too literal a translation for a portmanteau that doesn’t work well.)
• EASE OF USE:8/10 the bottle seems easier to handle even though the shape is not too differntt from others in the market.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90% It does it’s job and I won’t complain.

Next time, I will try NOT to do a review in one sitting. Or maybe I’ll stop worrying about my use of random anime pictures and how someone, somewhere will complain about it due to things like “where is the source?” or “they just don’t work”.

End. I don’t know what else to say.

Wavyturtle reviews: A western sex toy? Pirate Booty Stroker Jesse Jane by Digital Playground

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You guys wanna know something? I actually dislike onaholes and the theme of this blog.

Yeah, I said it! I admit this whole thing was a mistake; I didn’t know what I was getting myself into.

Designs, art and pricing are all overpriced and not worth it in the long run.

Why did I think it was a good idea to try and continue buying foreign sex toys and accessories when the more domestic products is closer, worthier of pricing, and overall gets the job done better?

I guess I lost myself when onaholes became accessible and I had ignored the vastly superior artificial vaginas and pocket pussies provided by sites such as http://www.edenfantasys.com.

Also, side note: I feel I limited myself with only using and reviewing sexual products from Japan. I should have embraced the imperfections of westie toys that are still better than eastie toys.

You don’t have to forget my previous reviews, but from this point forth, I will review Western sex toys.

Rant over: let’s do this:

So, yeah, this is the first (and so far only) western made sex toy I owned that didn’t make me feel like throwing up when I saw it. I had this long before I knew how to use artificial vaginas and the like. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be sold or produced anymore; a shame, considering this is an example of how I believe a Western made sex toy can not suck and give most onaholes a run for their money. From what I remember and seen, it was part of a series of toys promoting a movie  called “Pirates” (I know sound generic right?) produced by Digital Playground, the makers. Also, I heard this movie and its sequel have been confused with the Pirates of the Caribbean by certain stories back then years ago. The movie is good in my opinion and has been praised by several online critics and reviewers.

(the one I had)

I really liked the design; maybe because I can imagine myself as a giant copulating with a pirate chick. The stretching really drove that point home. The passage from vagina to mouth looked and felt good; the boobs were okay to handle with my fingers. The material was nothing special; typical silicon/Cyberskin, nice nonetheless.

Score time!

• FEEL: 10/10 would buy and use again, IF I COULD FIND  ONE AVAILABLE!
• MATERIAL: 9/10 Silicon is best material for skin
• AVERAGE PRICE:8/10 Last reliable place had ut for $20.00 but I remember seeing it for $45.00
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: N/A So good, it bypasses this.
• EASE OF CLEANING: 10/10 One passage, two ends, easy cleaning.

FINAL SCORE: 37/40 or ~93% BEST. TOY. EVER. I really like this, closest thing to love really for something human-like.

This determines it: this blog is now Westie toy only. You like it, please stay. If you hate me now, please go. But let me get one thing down before you leave:

HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!

…C’mon…you got to admit it was somewhat hilarious. Honestly, the only truth I had told you was: I had this and at one point, considered getting the S**ha G**y version (dunno if I should type it this way, but better safe than never).

(You still mad? Please tell me on social media or comment)

I had fun, did you? Maybe too cruel…?

Next time, maybe less plagiarism and less being a jerk.