Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.
I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.
Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.
Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.
Box is upside down because my invoice information was there.What will we find inside?Our first item is a SD Tenga. Nice, nice. Looks good so far.
Next we have:
A mini onahole. No idea what’s the name. Edit: Fuwatoro Meiki Mini is the name.
Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.
A bullet vibrator. And it comes with batteries. Very nice.
so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:
Another mini vibe. And it looks like it could connected as a keychain. Not that I’d do that myself.A little bottle of lotion. Ku.So No.Ha? Kusonoha? I’ll call it that for now. Also it has a clear pink tint? Interesting. Edit: About 2 oz.
Our next item is:
A JAV onahole. Air in Premium? Also, surprisingly, I found it rare that I see nipples on the front of the box. More on this onahole later.A stack of DVDs was included. I wonder what genres are represented here. Edit: below from left to right: BDSM, Tan(?), Idol (JAV idol?), IncestSee video below (Edit: Disc only one was massage)
“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one (Edit: It’s another JAV). I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can (Edit: I can watch it).
A sealed pair of panties. I swear I’m going down the weird path of the pervert. French text by the looks of it. May get back on that.And a red paper bag to end the preview.
Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.
Hello again, a new year, the same topic: onaholes. And as always (at least it feels like always) I’m reviewing a onahole that was released years ago. But at least it stands the test of time. Also note: I’m not sure if this would qualify as either a vaginal or a breast-like onahole. Maybe it’s not supposed to be either?
Edit: according to information online, this onahole is supposed to represent a “Curvy” woman. Sounds about right.
Dimensions: L x W x H (6″ x 2.25″ x 2.25″) or (15.24 cm x ~5.72 cm x ~5.72 cm)
Weight: 295 g or 7.93 oz
Right, so this onahole originally came out back in 2015 as part of Ride Japan’s Fall line of products. Looking at the box: I had the impression that the girl was some princess.
See, there’s a hat and some…shoulder collar? Maybe it’s a scarf? Also note the crown above the name.
A curvy princess I might add. There’s some role play fodder there. Helps maintain a healthy erection.
From here, it looks more like a mouth or a soda bottle with a hole at the bottom, but…*looks online* Thermoplastic elastomer materials in lieu of whatever plastic is used in soda bottles.
Pic also shows the stretchiness of the onahole. Usually I same that in demostration videos rather than boxes. Or maybe I don’t really pay attention to the boxes. That’s a thought for another day.
This was supposed to be a look inside the onahole, but…well there’s no excuse. Still probably won’t be retaken.
Internal view.
Right, so as you may (not) see, the inside is similar to other Ride Japan products with the same Bungee cords inside to stimulate your member more like Anal sensei and the WAZ series (speaking of which, I had previously had an encounter with one such onahole: WAZ Takarabune Treasure Boat)
Eh, the top is alright.
These picture are really not doing this justice. Luckily this one should.
I swear I’ve seen that lotion packet design before, but here it’s white instead of a clear foil? Guess I’ll update if my theory is right or not.
Side note: the onahole kind of looks like some worm-like creature (that in this case provides pleasure rather than try to eat you.)
The one positive here is if this image is automatically flipped, it’s pretty much impossible to tell. Makes for less of a headache.
The design is supposed to help with retaining the lotion in the onahole. Can confirm this to be true, like I can confirm that too much water when cleaning it building up outside the hole rather than go inside. Also something unrelated happen: I believe I experienced a second climax seconds after the first. Very rare for this to happen. And this onahole will get bonus points for that (or at least a higher place in my rotation).
SCORE:
FEEL: 8/10 Can feel pleasure in this even if not at full mast (chub, erection)
MATERIAL: 8/10 whatever the material name, it does the job well.
PRICE: 9/10 Great price relative to size and design.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The standard lube packet. Change this routine with caution.
EASE OF USE: 7/10 Other than being careful not to turn the faucet too much, easy to clean and use.
FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. This is one worth keeping. I’ll have to test to see if my experience was just a fluke or not. Yeah…so see you next time.
Another year down, another year to come. Thanks for the continued support in this perverted hobby of mine. Don’t know how I would still be here without interest from readers like you.
This year, I actually had something for this anniversary, but problems involving shipping happened. Don’t know when it will be resolved. Should I include it anyway when and if it gets resolved?
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