Monster Girl Quest

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Hello, how life been treating all of you? Me? It’s been keeping me busy in many ways. But with that time away from the life I knew made me want to come back to blogging about onaholes and the like (Seriously. Is that a problem?). Full story either coming soon or it may already be up by the time this post comes up.

Right, with that said, let’s talk monster girls. They are exotic looking, they may offer a pleasure that cannot be achieved with a human female, they may even eat us (Don’t judge me, I’ve seen stranger fetishes on the internet). And they are a fantasy that allows us to think outside of our reality.

Specifically, I am talking about a game: Monster Girl Quest.

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Not a sponsored post. Though I am available to talk, just saying.

An eroge where you play the hero, Luka and travel the world, meet new friends, make allies and seek power to defeat the evil monster lord. Oh and the monsters you fight throughout the game are quite horny and will rape and/or kill any foolish , unblessed human who dares approach their domain, though rape happens most of the time. And the sex ranges from to die for to you saying “I don’t need or want anything else” (This is not a plot summary, it’s been a while since I seen gameplay and I’m sure there is a lot I’m missing, but I can say go play it. It looks like a good time or two.) There are also spinoffs, retellings, and most importantly, a two episode hentai OVA, because of course it would happen.

The hentai is basically scenes where our hero Luka, is continuously “bedded” by various monster girl species. There is a story, but with only two episodes, not a lot of time to tell and show sex scenes. Three particular monster girls that shown up and are the subjects of this review are Alma Elma, a succubus and one of the four heavenly knights who serves the monster lord, Erubetie, a slime and also one of the four heavenly knights alongside Alma Elma, and a new character introduced called Minagi, basically Lucifer and mastermind behind the OVAs’ events.

And like many hentai, we get some onaholes based on the characters.

Alma Elma:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-alma-elma-p-4940.html ($49)
Erubetie:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-erubetie-p-4969.html ($49)
Minagi:
ToyDemon ($34.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/monster-girl-quest-onahole-minagi-p-4939.html ($49)
Dimensions: L x W x H (5.12″ x 4.41″ x 2.56″) or (13 cm x 11.2 cm x 6.5cm)

Packaging

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Alma Elma

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Erubetie

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Minagi

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For future reference, the onaholes share their color with their boxes. So Alma Elma is purple, Erubetie is blue, and Minagi is pink.

Contents

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Product

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Feeling

Alma Elma:

The entrance  and first chokepoint is pleated. After that , the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt loosest of the three.

Erubetie:

The entrance and first chokepoint are covered in what looks like droplet shaped nubs. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ridged shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt tightest of the three.

Minagi:

The entrance and first chokepoint is pleated and at an angle. After that, the vaginal walls are covered in some kind of ball shaped texture through the second and third chokepoints. This felt like a middle ground between looser and tighter of the three.

Cleaning

Cleaning is so easy and problem free. Whether you got a special cloth for cleaning or some paper towels and a utensil.

Since I can’t seem to choose one over the other, I will grade them all in one score since it will all be the same more or less.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 8/10 All are tight but quite accommodating.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft and firm. Not rough at all.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A fair price and you can’t go wrong with choosing any of them.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Packet of lotion goes a long way. An excellent standard to have.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy clean up. Nothing more needs to be said.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Monster girls, check. Onaholes, check. Hentai, check. An excellent combo for last night pleasure, triple check. Absolutely no complaints here.

Stay safe out there, we are all in this together (And no, this is not High School musical and last time I checked, I am not a celebrity, I am an average Joe like the rest of the world.) See ya next time.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

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Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.