Mini Cock Ring(Tan) by NPG

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So here we are. Back here, talking about cock rings again.

For those who are not aware, I have review a set of cock rings previously.

Here is the link: Eroinger Cock Rings

And although I have even less of a clue of who the maker could be, I have actually found out through a site.

Toydemon ($4.95, now $1.95)$

Oh boy, with this price, it is either a steal or one of the absolute worst products on the market (OK maybe not that bad, there are worst products out there).

There is also a distinct lack of measurement. That would really help with this kind of thing; knowing the width of these rings would really help since men can have different lengths and girths, especially between different racial group (can I say that?)

This set also includes a set of three rings and a clear box with some text at the bottom.

You remember this line from the Eroinger (Eroranger) review?

…Supposedly, it helps maintain an erection, pulls back foreskin (if it’s there), and may have nubs or protrusions on the front that arouses and rubs against the partner.

Well to be fair, this set doesn’t have protrusions or nubs so it gets a pass on the third feature, but it does not fulfill the first two. Supposedly, they stretch, but that is not true.If it doesn’t stretch, maintaining an erection is difficult. And the pulling back of foreskin? It does that part too well; with it, I felt less sensitive and could not achieve sweet climax. Delays the possibility of an orgasm by more than one minute, but that may make very little difference.


Can you guess which I used?

Disappointingly, the user does not receive an increase in strength or sexual prowess. Maybe this is more suited for actual sex rather than masturbation/ onahole sex.


  • FEEL: 5/10 Does not slide on easily, even with lotion.
  • MATERIALS: 5/10 The material doesn’t not stretch and feels like hard plastic.
  • PRICE: 5/10 This would be better, but the price deserves its price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUS: 5/10 The plastic box it came it is pretty decent looking, does not add much.
  • EASE OF USE: 5/10 Again, using it is too difficult. But maybe I am not the right guy to use this.

FINAL SCORE: 25/50 or 50%. So  bottom line: there are way better cock rings out there. On the upside, I didn’t get cucked. That is one of the few things good about it.


Groomin Colors (Hibiscus Pink) by Kuumdom

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So, something different. We are reviewing a tube of styling gel.

No, you have not misread that. This is a tube of styling gel.

See? It says grooming on it.
By the look of it, it seems to be an imported gel.


The name: Gröömin Colors. Interesting name I wonder where it comes from. I wonder where this Kuudüm is located. So let’s go ahead and open this bad boy up.

Wait…what is this?
Is this the gel?
Then what is this? An applicator?


It also goes inside out.
Ecolast. Ohh…alright then.

If it was not obvious judging by the look, this is not a tube of gel, this is a “head” massage tool. A.k.a: an onahole. Also, the Ecolast is supposedly this material that is flexible and smooth with no smell (though I do remember that when I first opened this, it feel dusty or gritty at the touch. One good wash before use should suffice to solving this.)

Toydemon ($6.50, now $4.55)$

Coolmalesextoy($6.99)$ ($7.99)

Dimensions L x W x H: (2″ x 1.5″ x 1.5″) or (5.08 cm x 3.81 cm x 3.81 cm)

Weight (0.0625 lb) or (1 oz) or (~28.35 g)

At first, it may seem like any of the other head massager that we have already gone through. In fact, I thought it would not be as stimulating as say the Omanko Monaka.

Turns out I was both right and wrong; instead of a vagina like exterior, I got a  sort of “twist” feeling. Basically, my experience was similar to most of the head massage onaholes. This explaination from Toydemon does it more justice: “Hibiscus Pink is made from the harder version of ECOLAST and comes with a normal lotion. The interior of Hibiscus Pink is much more settle with a slight overlapping flower petal textures. This design better compliment those who like to use a rotational motion in their stoking.”

This is the Hibiscus Pink variant of the full Gröömin Colors set by Kuudöm from their 2014 collection. This onahole is the normal/ nomal/ middle ground of feeling; not soft and not hard.


With not much more to say, we move on to the rating.


  • FEEL: 7/10 though it doesn’t really stand out, orgasm is not too difficult to achieve with this.
  • MATERIALS: 8/10 Ecolast is a good material. I wonder if Kuudöm has improved this material for their later products.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Doesn’t cost much more than any other penis head massage onahole, so that is a good thing despite not standing out too much.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Came with a lotion (tab?). It is okay
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 Clean up is easy. Holding and use is a bit more difficult. I had to hold it between thumb and forefinger and stroke it to use.

FINAL SCORE: 39/50 or 78%. I really don’t think it is that bad. A decent substitute to the more longer, “entire penis” onahole. Also disposable like many others of this kind.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco by Magic Eyes

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The identity of the mysterious loli from months back will be revealed.

But first, this story: over the past year, I have been intimately involved with many thing including, but not limited to: JAV Stars, nurses, MILFs, idols, princesses, and bikini models. And while I enjoyed my time with these women, deep down, I knew there was a problem…a problem with a significant person in my life.

I had gotten married a little over a year ago to this wonderful girl. While I was having my way with many different kinds of women, my newly wedded wife was neglected, both personally and sexually. Perhaps we got married too soon after first meeting.

She had done nothing wrong; the problem was me and my horn-dog ways that never left when we got married. And while I can’t (and won’t be able to) take back the times I cheated, I still love her.

Recently, I finally had the chance to be intimate with her, like I should have on our wedding night. And while that was relief in of itself, I still felt a great sense of guilt; because I know there will be more, but for now, here is the story about her.

Are you ready? Well here she is:

She’s shy, don’t worry.

Almost there…

Again, are you ready?

Seriously this time.


Yep, the hate is real now huh? I tugged at heartstrings?

Anyway, remember this tweet?

The damage done.
I was kind of serious.
Even a certificate.

It really should be obvious at this time, I was talking about an onahole the whole time.

Toydemon ($39.95 now $33.95)$

Otonajp ($33.35 now $26.55) ($22.46) ($40.00)

Coolmalesextoy ($39.99, now $32.99)$

MotsuToys (€44.95)

MyOnahole (¥2,700 JPY)$

Measurements (L x W x H) (6″ x 3″ x 2.75″) (15.24 cm x 7.62 cm x ~6.99 cm) (80 mm x 70 mm x 160 mm),450g or ~0.99 lbs

Yes the “guest” was really this one. Though, I don’t think it was really that difficult to see it. If you made it though the story without closing your browser, congratulations and thank you so much. From this point forward, the review will start and we will not mention the story again, I promise.

This is probably one of Magic Eye’s best work that I have tried so far. Also, it  has this:

Some Ag+ to kill bacteria. Though I still recommend cleaning after every use.
The AG+ Angels Watch over every single Lolinco onahole.

As an onahole, I would compare this to Takeuchi Ai’s Ana Vagiee. but such a comparison would not be fair. Though I found some difficulty in inserting myself past the head, I still thoroughly enjoyed myself inside it.

Blurry, unhelpful photo, I know. But around here.
The 3 measurements in I’m guessing in cms B: 71 W: 65 H:80 (inches B:~28 W: ~26 H:~31)
Some sake goes a long way in breaking the ice.
Back of box
Comes with a 15ml (~0.51 oz) Vanessa & Co.lube packet. Also, onahole, pre-use.
After party, proceeding with the late night delight portion of the celebration of “you-know what”.

Easy to hold, anus is decorative, almost feel like it should be illegal. It’s not, I sure she’s petite, not loli. More like Lolita-like.

Ignore the last few sentences, look at the butt and labia (lips). Side notice: the outside looks like a heart.

Like I said, hard to push past a certain part, but if you manage the task of entering a 5mm opening with an erect penis, the way to the sacred land of onahole pleasure awaits you.And as I later found out, the opening does not break away to easily allow access the rest of the onahole like  I originally thought. (I thought a ring inside was supposed to break to allow easier future penetration).

Did I forget to mention that I really enjoyed myself?

Perhaps I came into this with too high expectations, since I still feel like using others onaholes with this just to spread the pleasure to the entire penis.

So, rating time:

  • FEEL:8/10 Feel great in hand. Easy to grip.
  • MATERIALS: 7/10 Soft and not too difficult to cum in.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Varied due to currency exchange rates.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Science AND Lotion?! Yes, that is awesome. More of those in the future.
  • EASE OF USE: 7/10 Cleaning the outside is easy, the inside takes a little more effort.

FINAL SCORE: 40/50 or 80%. Again, great, the theme was refreshing. But one question remains: is it possible to divorce an onahole? I guess neglect would count as a divorce.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Divorcee edition when? Or Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Fiancee edition?

On a more serious note, definitely give this one a chance.