Nakadashi Niku Benki

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Now here is something quite unusual: An onahole in the shape of a toilet. Now in my day, I’ve seen some really weird onaholes, mostly from western manufacturers, like a hole with labial lips on the sole of a foot and one shaped like a dog (they say they are only for novelty, but I’m sure some really freaky people out there actually use it for sexual purposes).

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
OtonaJP (¥3,130.00) $ ($31.00 USD)

Dimensions: L x W (5.51 cm x 3.94 cm) or (~2.17″ x 1.55″)

Now with this–

*Looks at clock*

Really? It’s THAT day?! But, I really did get that onahole, didn’t really know why then, and I thought I had a really good idea. Yes, it is April 1, but this review is no prank.

Edit: Well now it’s not April 1st, just can’t seem to go these out in time. So ignore the actual post date.


BDSM x toilet. Name a more iconic duo.
The toilet has ridges! That is some pipework.
Pretty sure that crotch shine is not light flare.
The toilet stretches! Looks are deceiving.

Yes, as many of you have deduced, there is an onahole shaped like a toilet. And people use this judging by the amount of blogs and reviews I have seen (not including myself of course).


Not that bad how it is packed.
Clean toilet and some lotion (15ml or ~0.51 oz)

I’ll be honest: I kind of wished it would be close to something like a M Wet Restraint Hole (Maybe I’ll get my hands on that soon. No promises, but it is listed). But hey, at least this onahole stands out due to how wild the concept is. Doesn’t made it any easier to actually want to use.


So shiny…
…Yeah, not so clean like I previously thought.

I don’t believe I would or have used this onahole more than once or twice. But that should be enough.


Yes, the lid stays up all the time. Don’t let the wife or girlfriend find this toilet (you know, besides the fact that a tiny toilet can actually get you off, and you don’t even have a toilet fetish).

I’m used to onaholes being soft to the touch, due to my days of cheap onaholes being all but done. So to the touch, it’s more firm and a bit rougher than any onahole I’ve had the pleasure of using in the past two years at least. Also the hole is a bit narrow. Narrow and rough, that is some masochism there. Maybe that’s why there was that girl on the front: represent the BDSM community there. I still managed to finish anyway to my surprise. Does that make me a masochist?


Just “flush” and wipe. Bad pun, but seriously easy to clean.


  • FEELING: 5/10 What was I expecting? At least it’s still softer than an actual toilet and not as cold.
  • MATERIAL: 5/10 Again, not really soft.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Ironically, this onahole would be better as just a novelty. At least it’s worth a laugh or two.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 At least lotion was included.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 At least cleaning is easy, not like an actual toilet.
  • BONUS: +0.5 Just because.

FINAL SCORE: 34.5/50 or 69%. Forced jokes aside, the onahole is not that bad. It works at least and the laughs are worth the price if you have some extra money lying around (Maybe not often, but it is okay to just laugh. If you actually like something like this, more power to you). I don’t know if there is any more weird onaholes out there, but I may inevitably encounter them (What am I saying, surely more weird ones are out there). With that said, have a nice day, no joke.

Futanarikko Double Hole!!

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(Warning: the following may be controversial and at the same time, completely wrong. Correct me so that I may edit the error out and present the following as accurately as possible)

Introducing a onahole that bring something less common than teeth or breasts (on a onahole): Penis! And I’m not talking about the one you, the (male) user use on a daily basis, I’m talking about the onahole itself having a penis. ($38.00 USD)

OtonaJp (¥3,450.00) $

MotsuToys (€49.95) $ (54,95 €)

Weight: 400 g or 14.1 oz.


You are seeing this correctly.
This is technically possible… (I wouldn’t recommend it though)
so much detail…


The onahole itself
a 15 ml packet of lotion


Huge in relation to the body.

So yes, this onahole comes with a penis attached. And yes, there is a urethral  hole. So in theory, the onahole itself can cum. Think Disgraceful Oppai Body, but though the penis instead of the breasts. I could swear I had found a cross section picture of the onahole, but I guess we’ll just move on.


I always wondered how a futanari / hermaphrodite would work. Depictions in hentai and the such tend to change things around depending on writers.
Man, would having a groin that size would make many things in everyday life much harder (I’m talking about difficulty, not the other kind of hardness).

Penis aside, the onahole does have have a vaginal opening. Besides allowing a heterosexual or bi-curious individual play out any one of many sexual fantasies, this onahole can satisfy one and satisfy well. All this reminds me of one quote: “The dick only makes it better”. The feeling of penetrating this onahole and the dick just bounces up and down, simply incredible. And guess what, I am pretty comfortable with myself, so I say that unabashedly (or maybe this is a sign of something else, but that’s not important right now).

The onahole can take it and give it. So watch out in your onahole collection, you may get cucked.


Cleaning is easy, just running water, pat down with towel, wipe inside with a paper towel or cloth, and that’s it.


  • FEELING: 10/10 Just so satisfying. Can’t quite put my finger on it.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Very endurable and soft to the touch.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Not too expensive, and it is worth it.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard packet of lotion.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy. Not much else need to be said.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94%. Futa fantasies aside, this onahole pleases sexually. It also opens up more possibilities, more than I originally though possible when I first started. So I recommend this onahole.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole day 2

Time of this writing: February 14, 11:30 pm. (part 1)

Hello Once again everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

I am the same here, stayed home, caught up with a show online, about to watch some hentai or porn. An eroge or two I am considering instead. Again, don’t feel bad, I chose this, more or less.

Since I did it last year, I’ll do it again: update on collection. And again, not bragging here.


Collection as of Feb. 2016

…yeah, it seems smaller this year. Maybe because most of the boxes are gone.

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Honestly, now I want to go take an onahole and…you know, fap, masturbate, whatever you would call the act of sexual pleasure of self. The anime valentine’s cards still get me.

Mr. Bear’s Honey Lotion 120ml by Tamatoys

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Hello Everyone,

Last time…

Next time: a special cameo


I promised this previously and I intent to fulfill this promise. You may enter now special guest.


Come now, don’t be shy, no one will hurt you.


…fine. Time to bring another cameo in to bring in the first cameo in. Commence…Now!

A spoiler
Pixelated for spoilers

Hey! How are you? You good? You Liked that? Good to hear. So, what can you tell me about this product?


Pedobear: <It looks like a small bottle of honey. And it looks like the mascot looks like me.>

Oh, you’re right, the mascot does resemble you.


Pedobear: <Looks tasty. You review these kinds of things?>

Actually yes, I do. And no, I don’t think it tastes good. let me break down why. ($9.95)

Pedobear: <You mind if I stick around for this?>

Not at all, stay if you like.

You too. Pixelated character I will not reveal the name of yet. You may stay.

Anyways, on to the review.

Dimensions: L x W x H (4.75″ x 1.75″ x 1.75″) (~12.07 cm x ~4.45 cm x ~4.45 cm) 120 ml (~4.06 oz) bottle

Despite looking like Mr. Pedobear here, it’s supposed to be the mascot of Japan’s 2 CH (2chan perhaps?). The lotion is for onaholes, not eating despite looking a lot like real honey. Squeezes out like honey though a hole under the cap. Made by Tamatoys, the makers of many anime based parody onaholes and accessories. Looks and feels great when used on an oral onahole (You can guess which one I used). (Also,  forget to take a picture before and after use, the latter of which may be too gross to actually do.) Though it do feels better than putting actual honey on your genitals and onaholes (feels less sticky, easier to wash off, no honey scent, which I found disappointing, and the fact that the design can cause laughter).

Bottom line: I found it went best with my Superb Fella 3.


  • FEEL: 7/10 I found little difficulty finishing with this.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Good material.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Low price, good lotion
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 8/10 It should be a bonus for Tamatoys’ onaholes
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 No difficulty cleaning up with this

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. Not a bad product, it’s too bad it may not be in production at this time.

I would like to thank my guests: Mr. Pedobear

Pedobear: <It was great to be here>

and my guest who you will all be fully acquainted with in time.

Next time something really wanted to talk about since I began earlier this year. See you then!

Seductive Juicy Tits-The Hole by Tamatoys

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Hello everyone, how is everything.

Me? Good, good. Life happened. Yeah…

Well, I won’t bore you all with the details, let’s get to our topic today/tonight: Booty!

Lemmy face

That’s right, I am back! And I will discuss anal onaholes. Like many onaholes, it is shaped to a women’s (or man’s, no judgement here) anus/butt/booty/ass/culata/尻/arse whatever you call it. Bottom line: the entrance and inside is designed to simulate anal pentration. 


Our product:

Toydemon (was $35.95, now $20.95) $ (404)

Dimensions: 5.25″ x 2.75″ x 2.25″ (~14.61 cm x ~6.99 cm x ~5.72 cm)

And I gotta say: wow…really blew my mind (and my load sorry, couldn’t resist.)


(Did the resizing work? It was smaller originally. Also, couldn’t get a better picture) Never mind that, I did find a good image.

The blurry image was supposed to show the insides of the onahole. Anyway, this was the anal onahole I tried. And I like every minute of it; also, I use onaholes again, kind of been too lazy lately.


The entrance was easy to enter; this come as a real surprise (excitement and expectations really can make a man hard I guess combined with the fact that it looks kind of small ). The bump past the entrance (I don’t want to think what that could be, until the butt is supposed to feel like that, I wouldn’t know.) really add to the experience and pleasure. A choke point is in the middle (risky for many, but executed well here. A 3D textured chamber ends the penile exploration into this onahole; don’t know too much about that.The onahole stretches like many do as well; a standard rule I’m guessing.


The size of the onahole is decent, sized to be gripped during use. Also has breasts, I thought they looked a little saggy (but since it’s supposed to be a MILF and it’s based on the hentai manga called Seductive Juicy Tits (surprised?)and was adaped into a live-action JAV (that surprised me), I guess this design choice made sense.) Now that I think about it, I like the design. The manga artist is Toguchi Masaya by the way. Never read one of his work, now I’m interested.


The onahole also comes with a 120 mL (~4.06 oz) bottle of Serious lotion MILF version (don’t know about the original version I may have the original version,I’ll get into it another night, but this one is retained by the onahole, which is a plus.) Apparently it’s a limited edition onahole (as of this writing, is still being sold.)

So, let’s wrap this up

  • FEEL: 9/10 Wonderful feel; it’s firm
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 The firmness makes it feel stimulating
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 currently on sale in one of the links and regular price on the other is not much more, so great time to buy one.
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 9/10 120 mL lotion included is one of the bigger inclusions with an onahole.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50. 92% I have now learned how to love the booty.
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Song and video do not belong to me and is of the original content creator’s (Someone else’s in other words)

Hope it don’t too long to post another review. Again, it’s great to be back.