Takeuchi Ai’s Ana Vagiee by Exe

Image source: http://www.joshuanava.biz/female-manga-characters/the-buttocks.html

So, another onahole by Exe, huh? Yeah, this is going to be good.

https://www.toydemon.com/takeuchi-ai-s-ana-vagiee-onahole-masturbator ($30.95) (guess what: discontinued.)

http://www.kanojotoys.com/takeuchi-ana-vagiee-p-1476.html (US $24)

http://www.exclusiveone.com/p/d/660896848 (69,99 EUR)

Dimensions: (L x W x H) (6″ x 2.5″ x 2.25″) (15.24 cm x 6.35 cm x ~5.72 cm)

I seriously did not expect this. Why is it that when I review an onahole (JAV’s to be exact), it’s discontinued by the time I review it? I got to be quicker on reviewing these things.

Since my box was ruined by water, (as mentioned on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WavyTurtle/status/661803996030640128) online images will do.

So I discovered something (or more like re-discovered). The onahole has both a vaginal opening and an anal orifice. Either way, I was genuinely surprised…or I would be, but read on.

Both the vagina and anus are connected.

Now, it don’t think it’s a secret that onaholes may not be able to accommodate to different penis sizes. Knowing this, I went along because of both sense of surprise and arousal (of course, never forget that). I shouldn’t be making this complaint because:

1. These are onaholes,

2. I never had this problem with similar onaholes, and

3. It just ends up working out.

So the “problem” of fitting in (the onahole) should not exist.

But let’s look at the onahole in question, shall we?

(ruined box in the background)

Now compared to Excited at Body-Yu Sakura

and Seductive-Juicy-Tits-the-hole

(I think that big size of the images is justified). So yeah, the entrance size is kind of small and the width is kind of narrow, so when applying lube, the outside is a slippery mess and makes gripping difficult. Wow, so more than one problem…anyway, rating while I’m still in a good (not necessary sexual) mood.

• FEEL: 6/10 If I cannot enter, I cannot say much. Feels soft to the touch though.
• MATERIALS: 7/10 Again, feels soft to the touch.
• PRICE: 7/10 price varied, but is not being able to enter inside worth it?
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Supposedly, lube was included, but I couldn’t find which one was it due to a watered damaged package (aside from the plastic wrap, (not shown, I tried entering the onahole, got frustrated, then forgot I threw the wrap out)).
• EASE OF USE: 9/10 At least cleaning is easy.

FINAL SCORE: 36/50 or 72%. Maybe I should insert the USB onahole warmer and leave it in for up to an hour, update if this happens. Maybe the next product won’t tick me off as much.

Next time.

Update 12/28/2015: SPOILERS: I tried both warmers; they couldn’t help, the hole is ruined and only the head could be inserted. Oh well. END SPOILERS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EroiNger Cock Rings Set by…Toydemon? I don’t know…

Top image from: http://henshingrid.blogspot.com/2010/05/some-sentai-parodies.html

Song intro from https://www.toydemon.com/eroinger-rings-cockring-set

Lyrics altered. Original from http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/tvthemesongs1.shtml

Video from Youtube:

 

Oh boy, we already running into trouble here before the review starts.

Let’s see if I can tell from what I have gathered:

• Seem to be sold only on Toydemon
• A parody (read on, you’ll see)
• Comes in a set of three

Nope, nothing that helps in find out on who made it. but here’s a link where you can by it anyway:

Toydemon ($19.95, currently $12.95)$

We’ll just say Toydemon for now. Also, no measurements could be found.

Anyway, I tried something new: Cock Rings.

Now, some background. A cock ring, for those who don’t know is a ring that can be worn on the penis (or dildo, I wouldn’t know). Supposedly, it helps maintain an erection, pulls back foreskin (if it’s there), and may have nubs or protrusions on the front that arouses and rubs against the partner.

Now that that’s out of the way, on the product in question:

The result of a strong penis not typical. Can also be used as a hairband, a wristband or to tickle nipples and breasts.

So yes, a group of young adults with self-confidence issues transform, with the help of rings, to the EroiNgers (pronounced Ero-ranger I’m guessing). These rings increase the strength and sexual prowess of the user.

Names are here.

Oh yeah, bullet vibrator included.

Being an EroiNger also makes you fluent in seven languages.

¿Muy genial? ¿Correcto? Puissance incroyable, il est. Tanto piacere. Sie groß und stark sind. Penis ring? Moet een indirecte vertaling zijn.まだ悪い翻訳のはうんざり？ ゴーエロレンジャーズ行きます！But only to a certain extent it seems. I’m a bit of a wanker (no pun intended).

Vibrator for good vibes.

EroiNger Green!

EroiNger Blue!

EroiNger Purple!

The heroes have arrived! The threat? Inadequate pleasure.

Perhaps the daily grind of life has you down in your sexual power level. What are you going to do when the Putty Pussy Patrol comes by? How will you protect your world’s eroticism? You pull out your EroiNger ring and morph into “Super Saiya Hentai” warrior!

All: “EROTIC RANGERS!”

The blue one appears, while the green one follows.
Purple in the back, enemies, with pride swallowed.
No one could ever completely satisfy them
The power lies on the side of those 3 Ero Rangers.

Blue: “It’s Erotic Time!”
(EROTIC FLOW)
Blue: “Coconut tree!”
Green: “Banana!”
Purple: “Elephant!”

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Erotic Rangers!

To tackle any and all hentai in store.
Leaving the penises of  perverts sore
No one could ever completely satisfy them
The power lies on the side of those 3 Erotic Rangers.

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

No one could ever completely satisfy them
The power lies on the side of those 3 Erotic Rangers.

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!

おそらく、人生の日々のグラインドは、あなたの性的なパワーレベルであなたを持っています。あなたは何をパテプッシーパトロールをすることによって来るときどうするつもりですか？どのようにあなたの世界のエロティシズムを守るのだろうか？あなたのEroiNgerリングを引き出し、「スーパーサイヤエロアニメ「戦士に変形！

すべて：「EROTIC RANGERS！」

緑色の一つは次のながら青いのは、表示されます。
飲み込んだ誇りを持って戻って、敵、紫。
誰もそれらを完全に満たすことができませんでした
電源は、これら3エロレンジャーの側にあります。

青：「それはエロの時間です！」
（EROTIC FLOW）
青：「ココナッツの木！」
緑：「バナナ！」
紫：「エレファント！」

GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！
超エロアニメエロレンジャー！

ストア内の任意およびすべての変態に取り組みます。
痛い変質者のペニスを残します
誰もそれらを完全に満たすことができませんでした
電源は、これら3エロレンジャーの側にあります。

GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！
超変態マイティレンジャー！

誰もそれらを完全に満たすことができませんでした
電源は、これら3エロレンジャーの側にあります。

GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！
超変態マイティレンジャー！

GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！
GO、GOエロレンジャー！

Peut-être le quotidien de la vie vous a dans votre niveau de puissance sexuelle. Qu’allez-vous faire quand le mastic Pussy Patrol vient par? Comment allez-vous protéger l’érotisme de votre monde? Vous sortez votre bague de EroiNger et se transformer en guerrier “super Saiya Hentai“!

Tous: “RANGERS érotique!“

Le bleu apparaît, tandis que le vert suit.
Violet dans le dos, de ennemis, avec fierté ingestion.
Personne n’a jamais pu totalement satisfaire les
Le pouvoir se trouve du côté de ces 3 Ero Rangers.

Bleu: “Il est temps érotique!”
(Érotique FLOW)
Bleu: “Cocotier!”
Vert: “Banana!”
Violet: “Elephant!”

Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Ultra hentai érotiques Rangers!

Pour faire face à toutes et tous hentai en magasin.
Laissant les pénis des pervers endoloris
Personne n’a jamais pu totalement satisfaire les
Le pouvoir se trouve du côté de ces 3 érotiques Rangers.

Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Ultra Hentai puissants Rangers!

Personne n’a jamais pu totalement satisfaire les
Le pouvoir se trouve du côté de ces 3 érotiques Rangers.

Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Ultra Hentai puissants Rangers!

Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!
Allez, allez érotiques Rangers!

Forse il tran-tran quotidiano della vita che si ha nel vostro livello di potenza sessuale. Che cosa hai intenzione di fare quando la fica Putty Patrol viene da? Come pensate di proteggere l’erotismo del vostro mondo? Si tira fuori il vostro anello EroiNger e trasformano in guerrieri “Super Saiya Hentai“!

Tutti: “RANGERS erotico!“

Appare quello blu, mentre quello verde segue.
Viola nella parte posteriore, i nemici, con orgoglio ingestione.
Nessuno poteva mai soddisfarli completamente
L’alimentazione si trova sul lato di quei 3 ERO Rangers.

Blu: “E ‘Erotic Time!”
(EROTIC FLOW)
Blu: “Coconut albero!”
Verde: “Banana!”
Viola: “Elephant”

Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Erotici Rangers!

Per affrontare ogni e qualsiasi hentai in negozio.
Lasciando i peni dei pervertiti mal
Nessuno poteva mai soddisfarli completamente
L’alimentazione si trova sul lato di quei 3 erotici Rangers.

Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

Nessuno poteva mai soddisfarli completamente
L’alimentazione si trova sul lato di quei 3 erotici Rangers.

Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!
Go, go Erotici Rangers!

Vielleicht ist der Alltag des Lebens hat Sie in Ihrer sexuellen Leistung. Was werden Sie tun, wenn die Putty Pussy-Patrouille vorbeikommt? Wie werden Sie Ihre Welt der Erotik zu schützen? Sie ziehen Sie Ihre EroiNger Ring und verwandeln sich in “Super-Saiya Hentai” Krieger!

All: “EROTIC RANGERS!”
Die blaue angezeigt wird, während grünen folgt.
Lila in den Rücken, Feinde, mit Stolz Verschlucken.
Niemand konnte jemals vollständig erfüllen sie
Die Macht liegt auf der Seite jener 3 Ero Rangers.

Blue: “Es ist Erotic Time!”
(Erotic FLOW)
Blue: “Kokospalme”
Grün: “Banana”
Lila: “Elephant”

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Erotik Rangers!

Um jegliche hentai im Speicher bewältigen.
So dass die Penisse von Perversen Hals
Niemand konnte jemals vollständig erfüllen sie
Die Macht liegt auf der Seite jener 3 Erotic Rangers.

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

Niemand konnte jemals vollständig erfüllen sie
Die Macht liegt auf der Seite jener 3 Erotic Rangers.

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!

Misschien is de dagelijkse sleur van het leven heeft u in uw seksuele vermogen. Wat ga je doen als de Putty Pussy Patrol komt door? Hoe gaat u erotiek van je wereld te beschermen? Je trek je EroiNger ring en veranderen in “Super Saiya Hentai” warrior!

Alle: “EROTIC RANGERS!”

De blauwe verschijnt, terwijl de groene volgt.
Paars in de rug, vijanden, met trots inslikken.
Niemand kon ooit ze volledig voldoen
De kracht ligt aan de kant van die 3 Ero Rangers.

Blue: “Het is Erotische Time!”
(EROTIC FLOW)
Blauw: “Kokosnoot boom!”
Groen: “banaan!”
Paars: “Olifant!”

Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Erotische Rangers!

Om alle hentai pakken in petto.
Het verlaten van de penissen van perverselingen pijnlijke
Niemand kon ooit ze volledig voldoen
De kracht ligt aan de kant van die 3 Erotische Rangers.

Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

Niemand kon ooit ze volledig voldoen
De kracht ligt aan de kant van die 3 Erotische Rangers.

Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!

Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!
Ga, ga Erotische Rangers!

(Essa piada passou muito tempo …这是没有意义的吧！Oops! I mean,(joke was bad, I felt bad.).

Let’s meet our heroes’ arsenal. (it wore off, I promise.)

From left to right: two pronged, three pronged, and four pronged.

How the prongs come into play to pleasure your partner, I don’t know. Wearing them does pull back the foreskin, and seem to delay ejaculation by between 45 seconds to 1 minute, probably makes you last use up to 5 minutes. I still feel sensitivity on the penis head, but otherwise a great experience.Not shown was the back where the vibrator is held. You twist the top to activate it, and it makes the experience even better. And…hey…where did they go?

The vibrator was in on it?!

Their latest reward. That one NTR-esque picture in alot of hentai.

I guess while I was talking, they saved the night and all had a gangbang with my (closest thing to a physical waifu) A-Chan. I feel so cucked. Is this NTR in real life? Cuckold…damn…!

Before I get too depressed, score time!

• FEEL: 10/10 slides on easily with lube. Also it’s recommended to put on before fully hard.
• MATERIALS: 10/10 The stretchy material is not irritating.
• PRICE: 10/10 Seems like a good price for a set of three different cock rings
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 The vibrator is good, better than one I had before where I had to push and hold a buton on top of it to work.
• EASE OF USE: 8/10 cleaning is not too easy, but works either way.

FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94% They’re great I had lots of fun using and writing about them. Just don’t leave them next to your onaholes, you may lose them (not physically).

One more thing: I was reminded of this song when I first saw them.

The original video the song was from:

See you all next time!