So I discovered something (or more like re-discovered). The onahole has both a vaginal opening and an anal orifice. Either way, I was genuinely surprised…or I would be, but read on.
Now, it don’t think it’s a secret that onaholes may not be able to accommodate to different penis sizes. Knowing this, I went along because of both sense of surprise and arousal (of course, never forget that). I shouldn’t be making this complaint because:
1. These are onaholes,
2. I never had this problem with similar onaholes, and
3. It just ends up working out.
So the “problem” of fitting in (the onahole) should not exist.
But let’s look at the onahole in question, shall we?
(I think that big size of the images is justified). So yeah, the entrance size is kind of small and the width is kind of narrow, so when applying lube, the outside is a slippery mess and makes gripping difficult. Wow, so more than one problem…anyway, rating while I’m still in a good (not necessary sexual) mood.
FEEL: 6/10 If I cannot enter, I cannot say much. Feels soft to the touch though.
MATERIALS: 7/10 Again, feels soft to the touch.
PRICE: 7/10 price varied, but is not being able to enter inside worth it?
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Supposedly, lube was included, but I couldn’t find which one was it due to a watered damaged package (aside from the plastic wrap, (not shown, I tried entering the onahole, got frustrated, then forgot I threw the wrap out)).
EASE OF USE: 9/10 At least cleaning is easy.
FINAL SCORE: 36/50 or 72%. Maybe I should insert the USB onahole warmer and leave it in for up to an hour, update if this happens. Maybe the next product won’t tick me off as much.
Update 12/28/2015: SPOILERS: I tried both warmers; they couldn’t help, the hole is ruined and only the head could be inserted. Oh well. END SPOILERS.
We’ll just say Toydemon for now. Also, no measurements could be found.
Anyway, I tried something new: Cock Rings.
Now, some background. A cock ring, for those who don’t know is a ring that can be worn on the penis (or dildo, I wouldn’t know). Supposedly, it helps maintain an erection, pulls back foreskin (if it’s there), and may have nubs or protrusions on the front that arouses and rubs against the partner.
Now that that’s out of the way, on the product in question:
So yes, a group of young adults with self-confidence issues transform, with the help of rings, to the EroiNgers (pronounced Ero-ranger I’m guessing). These rings increase the strength and sexual prowess of the user.
¿Muy genial?¿Correcto? Puissance incroyable, il est. Tanto piacere. Sie groß und stark sind. Penis ring? Moet een indirecte vertaling zijn.まだ悪い翻訳のはうんざり？ゴーエロレンジャーズ行きます！But only to a certain extent it seems. I’m a bit of a wanker (no pun intended).
The heroes have arrived! The threat? Inadequate pleasure.
Perhaps the daily grind of life has you down in your sexual power level. What are you going to do when the Putty Pussy Patrol comes by? How will you protect your world’s eroticism? You pull out your EroiNger ring and morph into “Super Saiya Hentai” warrior!
All: “EROTIC RANGERS!”
The blue one appears, while the green one follows.
Purple in the back, enemies, with pride swallowed.
No one could ever completely satisfy them
The power lies on the side of those 3 Ero Rangers.
Forse iltran-tran quotidianodella vitache sihanelvostrolivello di potenzasessuale.Che cosahai intenzione difare quandolaficaPuttyPatrolviene da? Come pensate diproteggerel’erotismodelvostromondo? Si tirafuori il vostroanelloEroiNgeretrasformano inguerrieri“SuperSaiyaHentai“!
Apparequelloblu, mentrequello verdesegue. Violanella parte posteriore,i nemici, conorgoglioingestione. Nessuno potevamaisoddisfarlicompletamente L’alimentazionesi trova sul latodiquei 3ERORangers.
Vielleicht ist derAlltagdes LebenshatSieinIhrer sexuellenLeistung.Was werden Sietun, wenndiePuttyPussy-Patrouille vorbeikommt? Wie werden Sie IhreWeltder Erotikzu schützen?Sieziehen Sie IhreEroiNgerRing undverwandeln sich in“Super-Saiya Hentai” Krieger!
All: “EROTIC RANGERS!” Die blaueangezeigt wird,während grünenfolgt. Lilain den Rücken,Feinde, mit StolzVerschlucken. Niemand konntejemalsvollständigerfüllensie Die Machtliegt auf der Seitejener3EroRangers.
Misschien is dedagelijkse sleurvan het levenheeftuinuw seksuelevermogen. Watga jedoen als dePuttyPussyPatrolkomtdoor? Hoe gaat uerotiekvan jewereld te beschermen? Jetrek jeEroiNgerringenveranderen in“SuperSaiyaHentai” warrior!
Alle: “EROTIC RANGERS!”
De blauweverschijnt, terwijlde groenevolgt. Paars inde rug,vijanden, met trotsinslikken. Niemand konooitze volledigvoldoen De krachtligt aande kant vandie 3EroRangers.
(Essa piadapassoumuito tempo …这是没有意义的吧！Oops! I mean,(joke was bad, I felt bad.).
Let’s meet our heroes’ arsenal. (it wore off, I promise.)
How the prongs come into play to pleasure your partner, I don’t know. Wearing them does pull back the foreskin, and seem to delay ejaculation by between 45 seconds to 1 minute, probably makes you last use up to 5 minutes. I still feel sensitivity on the penis head, but otherwise a great experience.Not shown was the back where the vibrator is held. You twist the top to activate it, and it makes the experience even better. And…hey…where did they go?
I guess while I was talking, they saved the night and all had a gangbang with my (closest thing to a physical waifu) A-Chan. I feel so cucked. Is this NTR in real life? Cuckold…damn…!
Before I get too depressed, score time!
FEEL: 10/10 slides on easily with lube. Also it’s recommended to put on before fully hard.
MATERIALS: 10/10 The stretchy material is not irritating.
PRICE: 10/10 Seems like a good price for a set of three different cock rings
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 The vibrator is good, better than one I had before where I had to push and hold a buton on top of it to work.
EASE OF USE: 8/10 cleaning is not too easy, but works either way.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94% They’re great I had lots of fun using and writing about them. Just don’t leave them next to your onaholes, you may lose them (not physically).
One more thing: I was reminded of this song when I first saw them.