Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

Image Source: https://thesenpaiking.com/cheesy-and-romantic-valentines-day-cards/

Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

Image source: https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/valentines-day

Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

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Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
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I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
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It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.

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I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Onawarmer DanDan Stand Type

Image source: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Anime-Keychain-Weapons-Display-Holder/dp/B00WPPW0A6

…As much as I want it to be, this is NOT a Jojo reference.

ToyDemon ($15.95) $

Onahole warmers are nothing new on this site, though it does seem like a while. And you may be wondering, “why review a warming sticker at this time of year”? The answer to that is I’m getting ahead of the trend, before it gets colder.

Like previous warmers, this one is powered via USB. So the convenience of warm onaholes are well within your reach, whether you use your computer and one of those wall sockets (I use the latter). What makes this warmer different is the fact that the onahole itself is held into place while being warmed up. As always, watch you onaholes, you wouldn’t what to melt it or worse, give your self burns, especially on the crotch.

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5 minutes to warm up and leave your onahole for 10 minutes, I’m guessing what is being said.
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DanDan
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So there is a button to turn the warmer on and off?
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Make hot your toy. Well I would hope so. And I believe I was right about it.

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Fits inside onaholes with no problems.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 No overheat, easier to handle and easy to leave.
  • PRICE: 10/10 The price is well worth it for warm onaholes.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 No bonus, other than the fact that it is a stand, for your onaholes.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 You really shouldn’t be able to burn you self, but do be careful.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92% Great warmer. Now I can leave it on the floor, warming an onahole without worying about getting it dirty.

Amusement Ecstasy box

Image source: https://anime.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/670844/

Hello once again to another onahole megabox box unboxing!

And guess what, I forgot to record the opening!

On an unrelated note, I’m getting into gatcha games. And since a box like this is like a real-life version of gatcha, I thought, why not go for another box, right?

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Included is a mini manga that is also an ad for Toy’s Heart products on JList. Also, it appears to be an ongoing series, I kind of wish I could at least read those.
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Once again, a huge box. A huge box full of mystery.
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Again, the cover slips off.
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I wonder what am I getting this time.
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I hope there’s a big one (At least one big one is included, I meant a really good big one.)
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So nice and organized.

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Once again, the amount of potential here is incredible! Like my previous box Enjoy Box, it is a mystery what the original names of these onaholes are. That information would be helpful in a situation where, say, I had already used and reviewed a certain onahole in this box. But the upside here is it is a bit easier to build a collection with a box like this. Besides, who doesn’t like a surprise?  Also this box promises 7+ items inside, a value of at least $15.71 per item, not including shipping.

As can be seen in the pictures above, instead a really big onahole/ onahip this time around, I got what looks like dildos among the onaholes (Edit: also there is an anal probe in there, neat). I’m surprised the number of dildos outnumber the number of onaholes. Now, I don’t want to create any rumors or speculation, but possibilities have been opened, just saying. What isn’t speculation is the noticeable lack of lotion. Guess you can’t have it all (I know it’s a different company this time, but still.)

I would like to take the companies who decide to, instead of just throwing away their excess inventory / products that underachieved in the marketplace, they packaged them (in this case) in what is essentially a blind box. Gacha may be a new word to me, but the concept itself is not.

If research yields any result you will see it. Regardless, you will not be disappointed.

2018 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2018 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag

Image source: https://pamndora-mmd.deviantart.com/art/Small-Gift-box-DL-274957091

I realize it’s kind of late in the year to upload this kind of review, but what the heck right? Ordered and arrived in February, but let’s just move on.

Also, still no idea how that live stream would have worked out.

Right, so this is, once again, a preview of future reviews (I know I said that before, but this time it may be true. I tried doing a review from the previous box, but it just could not happen.)

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Here’s the box.

First up:

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Another box, another year where we don’t see a hentai DVD.
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At least there’s a Cosplay JAV, so that’s an improvement. I take back my previous comment.
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One last thing before I forget: The cosplay DVD came with a catalog booklet. I thought this was interesting.

Next up we have:

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Another pair of panties as I continue my path of continuing to be a perv.
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Another mini vibrator. In pink.
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Another small bottle of lotion. Alba lotion. Also has a slight pink tint.
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An oral cup like Tokyo Honey or a Tenga onacup. What’s interesting is the picture of a giraffe, wearing what looks like a school outfit.

Goodness, a giraffe kouhai (underclassmen)…who is more than willing to give you…a little neck. I’ve head of deep-throat, but this is just ridiculous.

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Speaking of kouhai/undeclassmen, here is a onahole called Class Mate. Maybe more will be said in the future?
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And then this. Yeah, definitely looks like something I have seen being soon online. I’ll come back to this in due time.
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This time, I get a sticker!

Once again, thanks for your time. Hope this helped get you all excited for possible upcoming product reviews. No excuse for why this was delayed, my bad.  Hope this didn’t disappoint.

 

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

Image Source: https://www.tumblr.com/search/anime%20valentine’s%20day

Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

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Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
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Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
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Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.

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Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

PEPEE WANKERS Lotion 360 ml

Image source: http://maiotaku.com/p/silhouettes_02?before=1471209354

Hey, guess what. It’s lotion time!

ToyDemon ($17.95 now $15.95) $
http://tokyocrazysextoys.com/pepee-360-wankers-lotion-masturbation-handjob-lube/ ($16.00)
http://www.kanojotoys.com/pepee-360-wankers-lotion-p-1708.html ($17.00)

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See there’s even a “Wankers” sticker on the front along with the Pepee logo.

So yeah, this lotion, it has an interesting name. Water based, his lotion is specifically made for wanking with, but I find it being a excellent lotion for use with onaholes. Should work with pretty much any onahole.

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There’s also some image on the back, no idea what it’s supposed to mean.

At 360 mL (12.17 oz), there is plenty of fun and pleasurable times ahead. Also great bottle shape that makes it easy to hold during use.

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 10/10 Great feeling. Helps prolong climax when wanking by hand. Ends up feeling great after edging for so much.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price across the web.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 cap and sticker! Great, nothing to get excited over.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 No great difficulty

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It gets the job done, no much more really needs to be said.

 

Tenga Warming stick

Image source: https://wallup.net/moon-headphones-snow-night-anime-girls/

The weather may be warming up, but that doesn’t you can’t still warm yourself and your onaholes in the comfort of your home.

ToyDemon ($4.95) $ (Currently out of stock)
CoolMaleSexToy ($4.99, now $4.24) $
https://www.tenga.co.uk/products/tenga-hole-warmer (£9.99 GBP, now £6.99 GBP)

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Comes in a little plastic package
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The metal disk inside is important, keep reading to find out why. The red part is supposed to stick outside the onahole.

Unlike the USB onahole warmer models 1 or 2, it does not require plugging in to activate. Instead, the warmer is activated by clicking or pressing on the little metal disk

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Bad picture, I’ll just write it below

How to use:

1.Click the metal disk inside the warmer to activate. Interior liquid will harden and radiate heat (Don’t interrupt while hardening)
2.Insert heated warmer into aperture and warm inside for around five minutes
3.Before use, please check the temperature by touch, to make sure it is comfortable.
4.After use, wash out the lubricant using tepid water and/or soap, neutral detergent. After washing, wipe off the water, leave to dry and keep it in a clean place. You can use this product about 30 times with normal usage.

How to reuse:
When the warmer has cooled, wrap i with cloth (gauze, a handkerchief, etc). Put in boiling water and wait until the liquid becomes transparent.Afer use, leave it on a flat surface and it will return to a set temperature after 30 minutes.

How to store:
After washing,wipe off the moisture and put it back into the attached case.Keep it at room temperature avoiding direct rays, warmth and himidity. Do no pu in the refrigerator.

Moving on:

in terms on warming up, it does the job (it’s suggested that you give the warmer 5 minutes to start up, then the warmth for your fuck hole will be yours.). With that said, with some onaholes, the warmer may not slide inside easily, even with plenty of lotion. The warmer can reach to temperatures up to 50°C  (or 122 °F) , so you know, don’t burn yourself, wait a little after removing the warmer from the onahole, a burnt crotch ain’t worth it. And yes, it can be hotter than the USB onahole warmers.

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After activation, the liquid inside hardens and turns opaque.

After activating, the warmer is no longer usable, that is, unless you either put the warmer in a microwave or hot (not boiling) water. After a minute or so, check the warmer to see if the liquid is clear and soft, if not, repeat the process. Edit: Putting in the onahole warmer in a microwave safe cup of water. 20-30 seconds, then check if the liquid of the onahole warmer is clear and, well liquid rather than opaque and solid.

Score:

  • FEEL: 9/10 Slides in with little difficulty, depending on the onahole you use
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft, and a bit more discreet. Also, it looks like it could melt easily if you warm it up too much.
  • PRICE: 10/10 forget what I said about the USB onahole warmer, THIS functions beyond its price range.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 The warmer is, no mistake, an excellent investment into pleasure.
  • EASE OF USE: 5/10 Again, BURNT CROTCH! Be very careful.

Final Score:  41/50 or 82%. The one minor setback with the warmer is remembering to microwave the warmer properly. Also, don’t let it melt your precious onahole.

Another Preview box (this time for a good reason)/ Enjoy Box From Toysheart

Image source: https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/66998283

Read: 2017 Onahole preview, same basic idea, except the package came early (I didn’t intend the joke, I swear) and one major difference.
I originally wasn’t expecting to do another Box preview, but as you will see, I just had to do this again (I wish I had recorded opening it, since it was kind of a bitch, regretting not getting a cell phone head-strap, but oh well.)

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A video may help to show the size. Side note, I swear the boxes I order get bigger every time. Is the size justified? Hint: Yes it is!
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“fragile?” Nice cover, but I wonder if it really is.
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Another Box?! Edit: Nope, just more box flaps.
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Now what exactly is in here?
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Wait for it…
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Ignore this for now, it will get its own review later.
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Now can it be seen how huge this box is? See why the package was huge? I was certainly surprised.
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The cover slips off.
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Now what’s included in here?
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It’s a mystery, right? Well, it is.
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The haul!
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The amount of potential here is incredible!

The one thing that kind of holds all this potential back is no way of knowing what the name of each onahole is. The one thing I was afraid of (the thought only popped in my head after I ordered the box.) I guess this is how the company get their old onahole models out to make room for their new onahole models (which I find is smart, give the consumer 7 onaholes, including one “deluxe big hole” all for a good price, about $13.57 USD per onahole and three small bottles of lotion, for a total of 10 items. )

I found some of the onahole interesting aesthetically, some I have never seen before, must be that really old line (or a least before onaholes became a thing for me.)

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The onahole name would go here, but again, no real way of knowing without extensive research. If I don’t find the name, maybe I’ll make something work (No, that would be horrible.)
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Damn light flare! Or maybe the plastic wrap makes it shine too much.
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A…bumpy hole?
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I take i back, there are 3 lotion BOTTLES and 2 lotion PACKETS. My bad. Also another onahole is packed with a lotion packet.
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Looks familiar…
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Another clear onahole…with some red inside. No idea how to feel about it. It kind of reminds me of the SevenTeen line. Edit: There appears to be no way you could stick your penis inside. Must have been a defective product.
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And now the big girl! Will she one day surpass A-Chan in my heart (read: Pleasure)? Only time will tell. There’s an anal hole here too, it will be fun! Edit: It looks like around the vaginal opening is dirty despite being sealed. Must have been all that bleach.
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And the lotions. I’m guessing a total of 6 oz.? Edit: It’s more like 3 oz.

Well I guess I’m going to have to do some extensive research here. If I find anything, you will see it.

Regardless, you will not be disappointed with the amount of surprise. Could have been better if the consumer could know right off the bat which onahole they could get, but I guess the other half of the fun is researching the onaholes themselves, which makes my previous statement pointless.

Deep Lotion Hard 300 ml by Deep

Image source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XakeAxcT-fk

Oh hello there, I see you’ve come across this article (but then again, it’s not like it was hidden to begin with). Anyway, here’s a review for a  product I’m not currently in desperate need to use, but that I would like to review for…well, review.

Deep Lotion by…Deep? I feel I reviewed a similar product but that was not by the same makers, maybe I’ll find something about it from more research. But that’s for another time.

ToyDemon ($15.95, now $10.95) $

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Everything you need to know about the lotion is on the bottle.

So this bottle is the “Hard” variant of a line of bottle that originally came out in 2012 (I promise I won’t mention what I think we all know.) The hard in the name comes from the fact that the lotion here has a thicker consistency than most other lotion out in the market. It’s also said to work best with onaholes that possess more complex textures. If I were to make a recommendation of which onahole to use this with, I would recommend something like Nikudon Painpina. Yeah, sounds like a good recommendation if I do say so myself. I’ll have to try that myself. Maybe I’ll edit this if that truns out not to be the best idea, only time will tell.

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And various other text that now no one may be able to tell what it says. But here’s the back of the bottle I guess.

At 300 ml (10.14 oz), this lotion will last quite a awhile, typical of most lotions with this amount in a single bottle. The shape is great  for gripping too and hours (or minutes, but who’s REALLY counting am I right?) of pleasure and enjoyment await.

SCORE:

  • FEEL: 10/10 a change in consistency can really change how you feel about your favorite onahole.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 A bit thicker, but not too thick when it’s straight up unusable.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Unless it’s available else where, I don’t see it being fair just giving it a perfect score.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A cap. Not bad, but not something to get excited over.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Only difficult to hold and use if you get the lotion on the bottle.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. It’s great, not much more needs to be said. It’s does what it sets out to do and much more.