Meat Master

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It may not be quite warm weather depending where you live, but there is just something about grilled meats. And not just grilled meats, but the art of cooking. And what’s sexier than a girl who can cook? The answer you are thinking may be correct, but me personally, I think it’s two girls who can cook. And since I’ve been starting to get into cooking shows, let’s introduce our contestants we have here.

M:
ToyDemon ($20.63)$

K:
ToyDemon ($20.63)$

Dimensions: L x W x H

M (5.91″ x 3.35″ x 3.15″) or (15 cm x ~8.51 cm x 8 cm)

K (6.69″ x 2.75″ x 2.56″) or (16.99 cm x ~6.99cm x 6.5 cm)

Weight:

M: 320g or 11.28 oz

K: 280g or 9.88 oz

Packaging

First up we have Maria. Her title is Fleisch Meister. Sounds exotic, I’m excited to see what kind of dish we will see tonight.

Maria enters wearing a negligee that don’t cover her amble bosom. Hope that skin stays unblemished.

Notice the heart hands: she is already trying to impress the judge.

Looks like we are dealing with some nubs. More on that later.

4 patterns throughout the tunnel.

The marvelous gentleness and the abundant holding feeling are dreamy in a trance instinctively.

Round of applause for Maria.

Next, we have Kurisu. She also holds title of Fleisch Meister. Two contestants who both hold the same thing. Sounds like things will be interesting.

Kurisu entering wearing nothing but an apron. Is this some Hadaka apron or naked apron play? One thing’s for sure: she came in with proper protection in today’s kitchen.

Oh wait, is that a nip slip? Guess the apron just can’t completely cover her and her large breasts.

A pleated pattern throughout the tunnel.

Smooth and pleated: a life-like classic design.

The marvelous gentleness and the abundant holding feeling are dreamy in a trance instinctively.

Round of applause for Kurisu.

Now that both of our lovely contestants have been introduced, let’s see exactly what we are working with tonight.

Contents

Let’s start with Maria.

Maria comes in wrapped in easy to open packing, no need to rip open.

Now we go to Kurisu.

Same packet of lotion. Nothing wrong here.

Kurisu comes in wrapped in the same kind of wrapping.

Product

Now we take a closer look at our contestants.

Maria with the round entrance and nubbed tunnel.

Kurisu also with the round entrance, but rather than nubs or bumps, she has a smooth tunnel.

Feeling

And now the taste test.

Maria with multiple stimulating bumps.

Based on the entrance, I thought it would be a tighter squeeze and that it would require more lotion to really use this onahole. Neither were the case. I fitted nicely into the onahole, I felt the stimulation from the various patterns of nubs and handling was easy as can be.

Kurisu with the pleated tunnel.

If I had thought the previous onahole was going to be a tight squeeze, this onahole would not budge in my mind. Thankfully, I was proven wrong and felt the wonderful stimulation of the various patterns of pleat. And handling was easy, nothing more needs to be said about it.

Cleaning

No trouble cleaning up after a feast with these two.

Now after careful consideration, taking into account what made one onahole different from the other, I have come to a decision, is what I want to say, but in the end, I just could not decide between the two and I will state why below.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 9/10 Having the choice of nubs or pleats is always appreciated (Not those two specially, I mean having multiple choices).
• MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch and it doesn’t irritate any skin.
• PRICE: 9/10 Though it is nice not to have to search around, varying prices is nice to see.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Good to have lotion as a standard.
• CLEANING: 10/10 Too easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. I really don’t know why I thought it would so easy to choose between the two onaholes. Maybe more testing would help me determine which edges over the other one. At least I had fun writing the review. So yeah, see you all next time.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

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Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.

Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.

Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.

One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.