Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

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Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

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Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

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Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
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I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
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It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.

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I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

2018 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2018 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag

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I realize it’s kind of late in the year to upload this kind of review, but what the heck right? Ordered and arrived in February, but let’s just move on.

Also, still no idea how that live stream would have worked out.

Right, so this is, once again, a preview of future reviews (I know I said that before, but this time it may be true. I tried doing a review from the previous box, but it just could not happen.)

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Here’s the box.

First up:

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Another box, another year where we don’t see a hentai DVD.
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At least there’s a Cosplay JAV, so that’s an improvement. I take back my previous comment.
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One last thing before I forget: The cosplay DVD came with a catalog booklet. I thought this was interesting.

Next up we have:

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Another pair of panties as I continue my path of continuing to be a perv.
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Another mini vibrator. In pink.
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Another small bottle of lotion. Alba lotion. Also has a slight pink tint.
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An oral cup like Tokyo Honey or a Tenga onacup. What’s interesting is the picture of a giraffe, wearing what looks like a school outfit.

Goodness, a giraffe kouhai (underclassmen)…who is more than willing to give you…a little neck. I’ve head of deep-throat, but this is just ridiculous.

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Speaking of kouhai/undeclassmen, here is a onahole called Class Mate. Maybe more will be said in the future?
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And then this. Yeah, definitely looks like something I have seen being soon online. I’ll come back to this in due time.
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This time, I get a sticker!

Once again, thanks for your time. Hope this helped get you all excited for possible upcoming product reviews. No excuse for why this was delayed, my bad.  Hope this didn’t disappoint.

 

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

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Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
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Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
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Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.

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Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.

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Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

2017 onahole preview/ Fuku-Bukuro 2017 — Ultimate Japanese Adult Lucky Bag From JList

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Hello, it’s kind of late to post something like this almost a month through 2017, but I finally got my package that I was waiting for.

I also was considering a short live stream, but I have no idea how I would pull this off. Also, I ordered this package back in early December last year and just got it a few days ago. Hope it’s worth the wait.

Notice: this is more of a preview of what you will see on the site. Full reviews of the products will come at a later time.

Anyway, here is a little of what you can expect this year.

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Box is upside down because my invoice information was there.
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What will we find inside?
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Our first item is a SD Tenga. Nice, nice. Looks good so far.

Next we have:

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A mini onahole. No idea what’s the name. Edit: Fuwatoro Meiki Mini is the name.

Oh boy, if I don’t know the name, how can I talk about these products? Hopefully, by  the time I do the reviews, I will know the names and I remember to come back and edit this.

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A bullet vibrator. And it comes with batteries. Very nice.

so I’m 1-1-1 for the products here. Ok I guess. Moving on:

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Another mini vibe. And it looks like it could connected as a keychain. Not that I’d do that myself.
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A little bottle of lotion. Ku.So No.Ha? Kusonoha? I’ll call it that for now. Also it has a clear pink tint? Interesting. Edit: About 2 oz.

Our next item is:

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A JAV onahole. Air in Premium? Also, surprisingly, I found it rare that I see nipples on the front of the box. More on this onahole later.
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A stack of DVDs was included. I wonder what genres are represented here. Edit: below from left to right: BDSM, Tan(?), Idol (JAV idol?), Incest
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See video below (Edit: Disc only one was massage)

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“Hory Shet” indeed. Like damn, at least one or two look like some hardcore stuff. I was hoping for at least one hentai though. Maybe the disc only one might be one (Edit: It’s another JAV). I don’t know if I want to watch the DVDs or if I even can (Edit: I can watch it).

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A sealed pair of panties. I swear I’m going down the weird path of the pervert. French text by the looks of it. May get back on that.
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And a red paper bag to end the preview.

Thanks for your time. Hope you are excited for these and other upcoming product reviews. And again, this was delayed due to the holidays and general problems in the mail. Hope I didn’t disappoint. If I did, I’ll make it up later, you’ll see.