Nikuman Delta

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/niku-man-delta.html

Hello, how is everyone doing? I hope not too bored with the current situation. I won’t say anything more about it. I promise.

Instead, I am proud to present a review of a product from my good friends over at MotsuToys.com. You remember them, right? if not, here.

Refreshed your memory? Good, now on the product in question we have here today (or whenever you read this) is called Nikuman Delta.

Now the word delta, what comes to mind? An airline? an insurance firm? Dental company? A letter of the Greek alphabet? Perhaps an obscure city or town in your state or country? I can tell you one thing for sure: it’s not found near a river (that would just be creepy.)

MotsuToys (€59.95)$
KanojoToys ($31 USD)
CherryAffairs ($70.46 SGD)

Dimensions: (6.3″ x 3.3″ x 3.3″) or 16 cm x 8.5 cm x 8.5 cm

Weight: 600g or ~21.2 oz

Packaging

Quite Thicc!

Feel good. Feels right. NIKUMAN not only feels great. It’s well-made. durable, functional and it feels right with new and experienced users alike. With NIKUMAN we strive to satisfy and not disappoint.

There is a pig…with wings…in a diaper…and is wearing a hat?! Also the nose is heart/peach/bun shaped. Unexpected, but cool nonetheless.

It’s so triangular. A delta of power and eroticism without the river or water. The “flaps” look to be textured. Looks to be more like round nubs. Unrelated,  the entrance kind of looks like an anus.

Even the texture inside the onahole is triangular or at least in some three sided shape. And you can use the onahole either right side up or upside down, which ever you prefer.

Contents

First opening this up, I noticed the inside of the box is not just pink, but has this one design, don’t know what it is exactly, but I’m going to guess and say they are buns. In fact, the outside of the box also has the same design. Why do I think that? Because a great man, called Sir Mix-a-lot has once said:
“…My anaconda don’t, my anaconda don’t,
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun…”.

Edit: Funny thing, while I was writing the part, I found found out a nikuman is a Chinese-styled steamed pork bun. Man, that wordplay really caught me off guard and now it all makes sense: The design, the entrance, everything. Also made me feel kind of hungry, but that’s not why we’re here. Moving on…

Product

G Project x Pepee collab lotion. Now there’s something you don’t see everyday, at least not packaged with an onahole. You know that means the lotion will be high quality.

From here, it looks like your standard onahole.

The texture reaches to the outside edges of the flaps.

Feeling

Now you can go with a 2-1 formation

Or a 1-2 formation

It’s like looking at the underside of a starfish, not that that’s going to stop me or anything.

Close up of triangular/ “bun” texture.

Now on to how the onahole felt. It felt kind of tight, but still comfortable. Feeling the nubs  outside as I begin to enter to feeling the “buns” around my member is quite something. The feeling of both textures simultaneously keeps me engaged (not that I get distracted while using an onahole, that would be weird). It’s easy to grip, and the flaps makes it harder to just slip out randomly.

Cleaning

Very easy to clean: rinse and dry with your choice of towel, microfiber cloth, a drying stick you may have around somewhere or whatever you want.

SCORE:

• FEELING: 10/10 The constant stimulation is quite a bliss. Really enjoyed my sessions.
• MATERIAL: 9/10 Soft to the touch, and holds together after several uses.
• PRICE: 9/10 For the price, it is well worth it. Not too low, not too high, just excellent middle ground.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Not only is a collab lotion packet included with an onahole rare, the lotion itself holds itself quite well against other lotions.
• CLEANING: 10/10 Quite easy to clean: rinse and dry.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. I really don’t know what can I say that I haven’t already said several times already. I just got this onahole not too long ago, and it’s already becoming one of my favorites.

If you’d like one for your self, you can find it following the link:

Nikuman Delta

I want to thank MotsuToys for sending me this wonderful onahole, and I want to thank all of you wonderful readers for your continued support. Hope to see you all again soon.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).

Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).

Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.

Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

PEPEE WANKERS Lotion 360 ml

Image source: http://maiotaku.com/p/silhouettes_02?before=1471209354

Hey, guess what. It’s lotion time!

ToyDemon ($17.95 now $15.95) $
http://tokyocrazysextoys.com/pepee-360-wankers-lotion-masturbation-handjob-lube/ ($16.00)
http://www.kanojotoys.com/pepee-360-wankers-lotion-p-1708.html ($17.00)

See there’s even a “Wankers” sticker on the front along with the Pepee logo.

So yeah, this lotion, it has an interesting name. Water based, his lotion is specifically made for wanking with, but I find it being a excellent lotion for use with onaholes. Should work with pretty much any onahole.

There’s also some image on the back, no idea what it’s supposed to mean.

At 360 mL (12.17 oz), there is plenty of fun and pleasurable times ahead. Also great bottle shape that makes it easy to hold during use.

SCORE:

• FEEL: 10/10 Great feeling. Helps prolong climax when wanking by hand. Ends up feeling great after edging for so much.
• MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency.
• PRICE: 10/10 Fair price across the web.
• ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 cap and sticker! Great, nothing to get excited over.
• EASE OF USE: 9/10 No great difficulty

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It gets the job done, no much more really needs to be said.