Demon Slayer Nezuko Body

Image Source: https://www.motsutoys.com/nezuko-body.html

Hello, Hope you are all warm and in good health this holiday season. I’m sure everything will be better soon. Hope you enjoy your time here.

Before we go further, I am here once again with another awesome product from my friends over at MotsuToys.com. Tonight’s product is once again anime themed. And the source material is quite popular these days and the girl is also quite popular. The anime is called Kimetsu no Yaiba or Demon Slayer for the non-japanese audience out there. The girl is called Nezuko. Without getting into spoilers (Second season going on at the time of writing), Nezuko is the sister of the protagonist, Tanjiro and she had been turned into a demon. But she’s different from most other demons, as she has some of her humanity intact internally. For example, she sees humans as her family and not as source of food. She can do many things, like change her body size and shape, kick really hard and use a special type of magic. The fandom loves her, and I think this onahole is the result of that love.

(€297.95) $

Packaging

Huge box and the weight is correct. 10 KG of pure enjoyment.

Product

Cool
Nice skeleton. More on that later.
Hot
Also hot.
Good lord, would you look at that.
The onahole was pretty secured.
It’s like a work of art, I swear.
Holey Moley! It’s like one of those renaissance era sculptures. Or like the Venus de Milo.
Yep, really sculpted. It is as firm as it looks.

Feeling

Look at all of the detail.

Right, in addition to having vaginal and anal tunnels, the breasts can be used for some titfuck action. Let’s break it down one step at a time.

Before we get too ahead, I got to talk about the feeling outside. The skin looks really nice, plenty to hold on to and squeeze. You can really get a handful of tit or ass while using.

Starting with the vaginal tunnel, the labia and clitoris are molded to be as realistic as possible. Entering inside the tunnel, you are welcomed by a tight, pleated textured entrance that retains your lotion of choice during use, followed by a wider, donut shaped nubbed texture, and the end with a tight tunnel that connects to a cervix covered in a fin-like texture that stimulates the head of the penis. Also I recommend squeezing out the air before entering: it gives the onahole a vacuum like suction that increases your pleasure.

Now with the anal tunnel, it starts with a tight entrance with textures that go from nubs to wavy folds to rings, and ends with a chamber covered in larger nubs that also stimulates the head of the penis. I also recommend squeezing out air before entering for the same reason.

Now on to the breasts, I got to say, the nipples and areola are sculpted really well and the pink coloration is really nice. And the color stays on while you play with them. You can pull on the nipples and they hold on. The breasts are firm, plentiful and great for holding on to. They are also at a great size to paizuri or tit fuck. Just rub some lotion at the cleavage and on your member and just go to town.

Finally, the onahole is held by a skeleton. The skeleton is strong sturdy, and flexible. It also gives the onahole a rib cage and pelvis, really helping with the immersion, like having sex with an actual woman. You can try this onahole in many different positions, like on your lap.

Cleaning

As you may have guessed, cleaning up is quite the task. Can’t just stick this onahole in the sink most likely. But if you have a cup or water pump, a towel and plenty of space, you can clean this onahole out.

Side note: when I used a pump to wash out the tunnels, water had come squirting out, I thought it was cool, until I ended up with a puddle on the floor. So maybe have a towel down or better yet, just don’t pump too much water.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Goodness. Sliding in and out both holes and cleavage really stimulates the user.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft, firm and plenty to hold on to.
  • PRICE: 9/10 While being on a bit of the higher side, the investment is mind blowing. And you can use this onahole over and over again.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 The skeleton really changes your experience. The sheer size of the onahole just really put it all together.
  • CLEANING: 8/10 Be prepared to put in a little work to clean this unit of an onahole, but it is all worth it.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Good lord! I have been waiting for an onahole like this for a long time. And having had the pleasure of using one of these just really pleased me both emotionally and sexually. Having the anime aesthetic, just adds the bow on top of all of my previous points.

If you’d like one of these onaholes for yourself, you can find them in the following links:

Demon Slayer Nezuko Body

Hope to see you all next time, I hope you really liked this next one. And stay tuned for future products you may also like.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

Image Source: https://thesenpaiking.com/cheesy-and-romantic-valentines-day-cards/

Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.

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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.

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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.

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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

Image source: https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/valentines-day

Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

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Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.

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I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?

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It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.

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I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Tora no Onaho Vol. 2 Busty Erotic Idol

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/a-tall-idol/JJtd_uVZzL1wMxZbZx2P0Kv32QGPx5

Hold on, you are not hallucinating, yes, this is a vol 2. of a onahole where the vol 1. version has not been reviewed on this blog at the time of this writing. When I originally purchased this onahole, the vol 1. version was sold out, as it is now available. I hope to come back and review vol 1. and draw comparisons.

With that out of the way…

Idols! Cute girls (or guys, they are also a thing) that entertain audiences with their performance skills in singing, acting, modeling, etc. The jack of all trades in front of the camera. And fans just eat it all up, worshiping the ground they walk on and all they do. Well it’s not all good times, as various media have shown, from both sides.

But that’s not why we are here today, we are here for onaholes and the like.

One last thing: No Nut November, that still a thing? Does this break you streak? If so, why come here? Regardless, thanks for coming.

Ok, now for real, starting now.

ToyDemon ($17.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/PT-tora-onaho-vol2-bakunyu-erotic-idol-p-3483.html (US $12)

Packaging

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An idol bunny girl? In a very lewd position? That is just inviting.

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Ah yes, this cover was done in collaboration back in 2016 with a famous doujin shop (Comic Toranoana). Now I personally have not heard of this particular shop, but if I ever find myself in Japan one day, I know one place I’d like to visit. Art done by the artist 2T. I would like to see more of their work.

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Very stretchy.

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BOMB! So bomb, you have to say it twice. Also close up of the breasts (as if they were hard to see, but whatever.)

Contents

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In plastic (why the big box now makes sense), wrapped and a 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.

Product

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The onahole itself. In that classic busty girl holding her chest (Is there a name for that pose?)

So yes, very stacked, vagina is well shaped, legs from the knees up does not take away from the onahole.

Feeling

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So nice…

Before trying this onahole, it reminds me a lot of Seductive Juicy Tits: the hole and Disgraceful Oppai Body. Though the breasts for this onahole are better shaped and fluids don’t get stuck in any holes / breast ducts. This is supposed to be a girl in the prime of her life, so no slight breast sag and not milf-like.

In terms of actual use, it is kind of tight, but once inside, you should have no problem staying inside and using.

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Even the butt is nicely shaped.

Cleaning

Cleaning. It is easy and simple. Water and towels. Like I almost always say.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 10/10 Not as think as Disgraceful Oppai Body, but tighter than Seductive Juicy Tits.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft easy on the groin.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Not so much competition, maybe because it’s a little older?
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard packet of lotion…still good.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Thick idol bunny girl really does it for me. Great for nights, like tonight…So I’ll see you all later.

Also I could swear this was already posted a few weeks ago, but apparently not, so here it is!

Gokujyo Unamachichi Shinsei – Okita Anri

Image Source: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1279552-fairy-tail

You know what I have noticed? Things are kind of stagnant here on the blog. So I feel like there needs to be something new. And I know what that new thing is.

Boobies.

Yes, I’m serious! (technically, there has been boobs here before), but that was a while back. And this time, it’s the main focus, and not just an added bonus.

ToyDemon ($64.95)$
http://www.kanojotoys.com/shinsei-gokujo-namachichi-anri-okita-breasts-p-3412.html (US $73)
Otonajp (¥6,990.00 or $62.91 USD)
http://toymonster.de/masturbatoren/230-gokujyo-unamachichi-shinsei-okita-anri.html (99,00 €)
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/oppai/1448-nippori-ban-shinsei-gokuj%C5%8D-seiny%C5%AB-okita-anri.html ($56.02)

THE PACKAGE

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A Pair of Tig ol’ bitties! (Big Tittles). And an L-Cup at that.

So yeah, kind of looks like something straight out of hentai, right? It may seem that way, but I actually believe this pair of breasts is 100% based on a JAV star.

Oh yeah, if you haven’t already guessed, this product is based on a JAV star.

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Wow, this a bad shot. I regret disposing the box. Edit: I kept the back the information at the top right is as follows from top to bottom: Date of Birth: OCTOBER 28, 1986 CONSTELLATION: SCORPIO BLOOD TYPE: B SIZE T168 B105 (L CUP) W59 H92CM HOMETOWN: UK SPECIALTY DJ, A PIANO SAXOPHONE

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Ways to have fun!

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Without the plastic

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THE PRODUCT

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So bouncey

I probably could continue teasing with the photos but 1. It’s been going on for too long and 2. I’m almost out of photos to share.

With that out of the way, let’s get down to details. As you can see, here are quite the handful of breasts that is soft to the touch and comes with detailed nipples and aureole.

THE FEELING

Like I said, soft to the touch, detailed, protruding nipples. Also, it feels like real pleasure sliding your cock in between for that paizuri action. You could also go for a challenge and see how it takes to cum just by groping the breasts (no touching yourself, though you will get hard, in my experience at least). And when you release your load and clean up, it can also be used as a pillow or cushion for just about any object.

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This could be you, but your head is probably too big and heavy. You could enact your fantasy of laying your head on a woman’s bosom.

THE CLEANING PROCESS

Cleaning  is easy: just run water, no soap necessary.

CONCLUSION

If you ever wanted to grab big breasts, I’d recommend this pair.

  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft, almost like a real woman (like it should be?).
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, so soft.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Varied prices, I like the competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 While a bonus like lotion would be nice, it doesn’t really need one.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy and fun to clean.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. A Real good time for those lonely nights where you want to try something new. I would recommend this pair of breasts for your collection.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

Image Source: https://www.tumblr.com/search/anime%20valentine’s%20day

Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

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Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).

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Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).

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Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.

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Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Disgraceful Oppai Body by Magic Eyes

Image source: https://myanimelist.net/featured/1370/Top_15_Best_Anime_Maids__Welcome_Home_Master

Hello, After a while of mourning for objects of lost pleasures (and money), I feel well enough (mentally) to come back here(though if I mess up a little, know it was because of “that” event). I may have needed that break more than I realize. But enough of my old problems, here is a new review.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($42.99, now $39.99) $
Otonajp (¥3,090.00 or $27.81 USD)
http://www.yamibuy.com/en/goods.php?id=164375 ($44.99) (sold out)
http://www.kanojotoys.com/disgraceful-oppai-body-paizuri-breast-milk-fetish-onahole-p-3473.html (US$43)
MotsuToys (€57.95) $

Dimensions L x W x H (6.5″ x 3.5″ x 3″) or (16.5 cm x ~8.9 cm x 7.6 cm)

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Hard to see, but this onahole has something special. Read on, it’ll be explained later.

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I didn’t notice it at the time, but there is a 4koma on the side of the box. What a missed opportunity.

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Comes with your typical 15 ml lotion packet. Also a insert of the maid girl.

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What’s different here is the bag the onahole came in. Not clear, kind of sheer. And the bag is slightly more durable than those clear bags.

So yes, the onahole is as you may have guessed, is a bi unique. Other than the usual vaginal opening, it has lactating nipples. Yes, you read that right: nipples that can lactate.

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Those nipples are not just perky: they can squirt! I guess you are supposed to full the onahole with a white lotion? None was included. Something like that semen lotion maybe? Or perhaps like that one sake bottle lotion I reviewed a while back?

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Very pink inside.

The inside is very pleasurable, little sound is produced from use, pretty great overall.

Score:

  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft and the slight thickness is pleasing to the eye
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, soft and very squeezable.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A little ranged, but that’s good for competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard lotion packet…typical, but still appreciated.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 A little easier to drain due to the tiny openings at the nipples.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Great stuff here, I now have a new option for my nights. Speaking of…I’ll just leave it at that. So bye!

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

Image source: http://otakukart.com/animeblog/2016/02/08/12-anime-valentine-day-card-for-your-crush/5/

Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.

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Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

The Other Side of Tits by Prime

Image source: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1382586

Before I get to the review, there was another situation where my onahole boxes got wet and warped. On the topic, one of the boxes was unaffected due to still being in its plastic wrap. The picture will prove it.

With that aside, welcome to my perverted blog that reveals my masturbation habits and what I find arousing (my curiosity, what were you thinking?)

(…Crap, I’m losing them) uh…tits! Yeah, that’s right: tits, breasts, bazongas, chi chis, oppai, mammaries. That pair of chesticles that tend to stick out of adult women. You may remember that one big box in the background of my “inventory” on Single’s day 2. If not, go and look, I will wait. I’m going to assume you went back and read it, so I can move on.

…After showing the what remains of the box. Don’t worry, there should be more photos of the actual onahole than the box (probably the same amount actually).

Toydemon ($41.95,now $28.95)$

http://www.kanojotoys.com/oppai-other-other-side-tits-paizuri-onahole-p-2758.html (U.S $51)

Measurements (LxWxH) (5″ x 4″ x 3.25″) or (12.7 cm x 10.16 cm x ~8.26 cm) 1.35 lbs or 22 oz or ~0.61 kg or 625 grams) tunnel dimension (that’s a new one) (LxW) (4.5″ x 0.5″ max, 0.125″ min.) or (11.43 cm x 1.27 cm max., ~0.32 cm min.)

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This one

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Oppai in the Oppai~…I found my new piece of onahole poetry.

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The scissors indicate where to cut to see the inside. Maybe in the future.

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Can fit on one hand. Nice.

 

So yes, it is shaped like a cube. A cube with tits. Also made of a material called “Twinkle Rubbers” interesting.

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The holes…

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…are actually one hole

And yes, the double sided hole was already there, if the photos of the box didn’t already give it away. And yes, paizuri or a titjob is quite possible to do with this onahole (tip: use lotion). A triple threat if I’ve seen one.

Honestly, for a moment, I thought it was like one of those dummies used in artificial insemination. Yeah, actually, that is a gross thought. Let’s never mention that again, agreed? Good.

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Fits quite snugly. If by snugly, I meant erotic.

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See, a cube with tits and nipples.

Unlike the Ana Vagiee, I can fit in this double end holed onahole with no problem. The only thing I am careful is making sure the glans is not directly touching the lotion that is irritating (on my penis). But other than that, no complaints. Also, clean up is easier.

Update 5/31/2016: Clean up is easy as long as you don’t angle the onahole during use that cum and lotion drips out. I would have a picture here, but my camera was gone at the time. Just imagine drops of cum mixed with lotion dripping out of the hole that your penis is not currently in.

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Comes with a packet of lotion. I’m guessing 15 ml or ~0.51 oz.

Rate time!

  • FEEL: 9/10 Sliding in both holes felt great. Only slightly different on the outside, but the same inside.
  • MATERIALS: 9/10 Twinkle Rubbers. That’s a name…of a great onahole material.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 Excellent price wherever you buy it.
  • ADDITIONS: 8/10 The lube was decent,not too different from other lotions I’ve tried.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10: Clean up is again, easy.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Despite the relatively underwhelming score, the time I had using this was intense. It brought back memories of A Chan and her little ass. Does tis mean this pair of breasts have longevity? I’d like to think so.

Have a great night, I know I’m about to.

See ya.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole day 2

Time of this writing: February 14, 11:30 pm.

https://wavyturtle.wordpress.com/2015/02/14/happy-singles-day-or-onahole-day-if-you-have-that-valentines-day-for-everyone-else/ (part 1)

Hello Once again everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

I am the same here, stayed home, caught up with a show online, about to watch some hentai or porn. An eroge or two I am considering instead. Again, don’t feel bad, I chose this, more or less.

Since I did it last year, I’ll do it again: update on collection. And again, not bragging here.

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Collection as of Feb. 2016

…yeah, it seems smaller this year. Maybe because most of the boxes are gone.

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Honestly, now I want to go take an onahole and…you know, fap, masturbate, whatever you would call the act of sexual pleasure of self. The anime valentine’s cards still get me.