Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

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Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

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Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
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Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
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Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
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One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Nakadashi Niku Benki

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/toilet/3YtB_ugKpJMQnZdjZ0DE1ld0GY6JN0

Now here is something quite unusual: An onahole in the shape of a toilet. Now in my day, I’ve seen some really weird onaholes, mostly from western manufacturers, like a hole with labial lips on the sole of a foot and one shaped like a dog (they say they are only for novelty, but I’m sure some really freaky people out there actually use it for sexual purposes).

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
OtonaJP (¥3,130.00) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/nikubenki-human-toilet-masturbator-p-4497.html#tap_a=24436-6aad37&tap_s=188447-4e57c0 ($31.00 USD)

Dimensions: L x W (5.51 cm x 3.94 cm) or (~2.17″ x 1.55″)

Now with this–

*Looks at clock*

Really? It’s THAT day?! But, I really did get that onahole, didn’t really know why then, and I thought I had a really good idea. Yes, it is April 1, but this review is no prank.

Edit: Well now it’s not April 1st, just can’t seem to go these out in time. So ignore the actual post date.

Packaging

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BDSM x toilet. Name a more iconic duo.
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The toilet has ridges! That is some pipework.
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Pretty sure that crotch shine is not light flare.
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The toilet stretches! Looks are deceiving.

Yes, as many of you have deduced, there is an onahole shaped like a toilet. And people use this judging by the amount of blogs and reviews I have seen (not including myself of course).

Contents

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Not that bad how it is packed.
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Clean toilet and some lotion (15ml or ~0.51 oz)

I’ll be honest: I kind of wished it would be close to something like a M Wet Restraint Hole (Maybe I’ll get my hands on that soon. No promises, but it is listed). But hey, at least this onahole stands out due to how wild the concept is. Doesn’t made it any easier to actually want to use.

Product

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So shiny…
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…Yeah, not so clean like I previously thought.

I don’t believe I would or have used this onahole more than once or twice. But that should be enough.

Feeling

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Yes, the lid stays up all the time. Don’t let the wife or girlfriend find this toilet (you know, besides the fact that a tiny toilet can actually get you off, and you don’t even have a toilet fetish).

I’m used to onaholes being soft to the touch, due to my days of cheap onaholes being all but done. So to the touch, it’s more firm and a bit rougher than any onahole I’ve had the pleasure of using in the past two years at least. Also the hole is a bit narrow. Narrow and rough, that is some masochism there. Maybe that’s why there was that girl on the front: represent the BDSM community there. I still managed to finish anyway to my surprise. Does that make me a masochist?

Cleaning

Just “flush” and wipe. Bad pun, but seriously easy to clean.

SCORE:

  • FEELING: 5/10 What was I expecting? At least it’s still softer than an actual toilet and not as cold.
  • MATERIAL: 5/10 Again, not really soft.
  • PRICE: 7/10 Ironically, this onahole would be better as just a novelty. At least it’s worth a laugh or two.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 At least lotion was included.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 At least cleaning is easy, not like an actual toilet.
  • BONUS: +0.5 Just because.

FINAL SCORE: 34.5/50 or 69%. Forced jokes aside, the onahole is not that bad. It works at least and the laughs are worth the price if you have some extra money lying around (Maybe not often, but it is okay to just laugh. If you actually like something like this, more power to you). I don’t know if there is any more weird onaholes out there, but I may inevitably encounter them (What am I saying, surely more weird ones are out there). With that said, have a nice day, no joke.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

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Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

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Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
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I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
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It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.

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I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

A big change is changing

Hello, it really has been a while. I’m sure there are many questions you may have. I’ll answer them the best I can either here or my social media.

What I’m here for is to announce something really big. In a few days from now, a large update to this blog is coming. One not seen in a long time. Something that had been missing here on this blog of mine.

Stay tuned, I hope you enjoy what I have in store.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

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Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
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Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
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Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.

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Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Year 3: Conclusion

Once again, another year down, another one to come again. Let me thank all of you for giving the motivation to write about my weird and lewd experiences.

Something new for this blog may be coming soon, I look forward to sharing the experience with all of you.

Thank you for your continued support.

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.

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Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

Year two: conclusion

Another year down, another year to come. Thanks for the continued support in this perverted hobby of mine. Don’t know how I would still be here without interest from readers like you.

This year, I actually had something for this anniversary, but problems involving shipping happened. Don’t know when it will be resolved. Should I include it anyway when and if it gets resolved?

Anyway, once again, thanks for the support.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole day 2

Time of this writing: February 14, 11:30 pm.

https://wavyturtle.wordpress.com/2015/02/14/happy-singles-day-or-onahole-day-if-you-have-that-valentines-day-for-everyone-else/ (part 1)

Hello Once again everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

I am the same here, stayed home, caught up with a show online, about to watch some hentai or porn. An eroge or two I am considering instead. Again, don’t feel bad, I chose this, more or less.

Since I did it last year, I’ll do it again: update on collection. And again, not bragging here.

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Collection as of Feb. 2016

…yeah, it seems smaller this year. Maybe because most of the boxes are gone.

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Honestly, now I want to go take an onahole and…you know, fap, masturbate, whatever you would call the act of sexual pleasure of self. The anime valentine’s cards still get me.

Year One: Conclusion.

Hello, been a year already? Wow, to be honest, I didn’t think it would have lasted this long.

Now, what does one do for an anniversary? I don’t know. But I do want to say thanks for listening to my ramblings and perverted thoughts.

Maybe I’m just putting too much pressure into this. Let’s see what happens.