Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.
Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.
Originally, I had separated my collection by category.
Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).Lotions (and panties for no reason).
But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.
Collection as of Feb. 2018.
As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.
With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.
More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)
Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.
But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.
Collection as of Feb. 2017.
One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.
Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.
Unlike the Mini Cock Ring (also by NPG), this ring actually feels comfortable at the beginning.
Clouds that either have breast shaped or testicle shaped noses? Maybe they’re supposed to be sperm?
Dimensions: L x W x H (3″ x 2.5″ x 1.25″) or (7.62 cm x 6.35 cm x ~3.18 cm)
This cock ring is part of a line of three cock rings released by NPG which also include the Onee Tama cock ring (breasts instead of balls) and the King Tama Cock ring (bigger, symmetrical balls)
Comes in a bag, I was expecting a little box like the last two ring sets, but it doesn’t matter. Simple bag to throw away after opening or keep, assuming you don’t get confused by this bag’s folds.
Even keeps it somewhat realistic: one ball is lower than the other. I get you can put it on based on your dominant hand, or the opposite just for fun.
In terms of stretchiness, I would rank it above Mini Cock ring but below EroiNger Cock Ring set; not too hard, not as soft or stretchy. I was initially worried it would not stretch due to the smaller diameter.
Maybe this happened due to a bad experience I had with it, but when I was all “warmed up”, it didn’t slide on easily, maybe because of the lotion I used. Once I got it on, it pulled the foreskin too far back and the semi-exposed head touch the inside of the onahole.
Thinking back, I have no idea how I made cock rings work before, maybe you really do need a real partner to make it work, assuming you can convince your partner to go along with this silly cock ring.
jokes aside let’s finish here.
FEEL: 6/10 Doesn’t slide too easily. Caution if you have foreskin or penis sensitivity.
MATERIALS: 7/10 Stretches at least.
PRICE: 7/10 Decent for one ring
ADDITIONS/BONUSES:7/10 Comes in a plastic bag.Less waste I guess.
EASE OF USE: 7/10 Exactly how easy will require more testing.
FINAL SCORE: 34/50 or 68%. Falls short of being really decent. But again, more testing could improve this score. At least you can pretend you have 4 testicles, and be slightly harder.
Oh boy, with this price, it is either a steal or one of the absolute worst products on the market (OK maybe not that bad, there are worst products out there).
There is also a distinct lack of measurement. That would really help with this kind of thing; knowing the width of these rings would really help since men can have different lengths and girths, especially between different racial group (can I say that?)
This set also includes a set of three rings and a clear box with some text at the bottom.
You remember this line from the Eroinger (Eroranger) review?
…Supposedly, it helps maintain an erection, pulls back foreskin (if it’s there), and may have nubs or protrusions on the front that arouses and rubs against the partner.
Well to be fair, this set doesn’t have protrusions or nubs so it gets a pass on the third feature, but it does not fulfill the first two. Supposedly, they stretch, but that is not true.If it doesn’t stretch, maintaining an erection is difficult. And the pulling back of foreskin? It does that part too well; with it, I felt less sensitive and could not achieve sweet climax. Delays the possibility of an orgasm by more than one minute, but that may make very little difference.
Can you guess which I used?
Disappointingly, the user does not receive an increase in strength or sexual prowess. Maybe this is more suited for actual sex rather than masturbation/ onahole sex.
Rating:
FEEL: 5/10 Does not slide on easily, even with lotion.
MATERIALS: 5/10 The material doesn’t not stretch and feels like hard plastic.
PRICE: 5/10 This would be better, but the price deserves its price.
ADDITIONS/BONUS: 5/10 The plastic box it came it is pretty decent looking, does not add much.
EASE OF USE: 5/10 Again, using it is too difficult. But maybe I am not the right guy to use this.
FINAL SCORE: 25/50 or 50%. So bottom line: there are way better cock rings out there. On the upside, I didn’t get cucked. That is one of the few things good about it.
We’ll just say Toydemon for now. Also, no measurements could be found.
Anyway, I tried something new: Cock Rings.
Now, some background. A cock ring, for those who don’t know is a ring that can be worn on the penis (or dildo, I wouldn’t know). Supposedly, it helps maintain an erection, pulls back foreskin (if it’s there), and may have nubs or protrusions on the front that arouses and rubs against the partner.
Now that that’s out of the way, on the product in question:
The result of a strong penis not typical. Can also be used as a hairband, a wristband or to tickle nipples and breasts.
So yes, a group of young adults with self-confidence issues transform, with the help of rings, to the EroiNgers (pronounced Ero-ranger I’m guessing). These rings increase the strength and sexual prowess of the user.
Names are here.
Oh yeah, bullet vibrator included.Being an EroiNger also makes you fluent in seven languages.
¿Muy genial?¿Correcto? Puissance incroyable, il est. Tanto piacere. Sie groß und stark sind. Penis ring? Moet een indirecte vertaling zijn.まだ悪い翻訳のはうんざり？ゴーエロレンジャーズ行きます！But only to a certain extent it seems. I’m a bit of a wanker (no pun intended).
Vibrator for good vibes.EroiNger Green!EroiNger Blue!EroiNger Purple!
The heroes have arrived! The threat? Inadequate pleasure.
Perhaps the daily grind of life has you down in your sexual power level. What are you going to do when the Putty Pussy Patrol comes by? How will you protect your world’s eroticism? You pull out your EroiNger ring and morph into “Super Saiya Hentai” warrior!
All: “EROTIC RANGERS!”
The blue one appears, while the green one follows.
Purple in the back, enemies, with pride swallowed.
No one could ever completely satisfy them
The power lies on the side of those 3 Ero Rangers.
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Erotic Rangers!
To tackle any and all hentai in store.
Leaving the penises of perverts sore
No one could ever completely satisfy them
The power lies on the side of those 3 Erotic Rangers.
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!
No one could ever completely satisfy them
The power lies on the side of those 3 Erotic Rangers.
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Ultra Hentai Mighty Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Go, go Erotic Rangers!
Peut-être lequotidien de la vievousadansvotreniveau de puissancesexuelle. Qu’allez-vousfaire quandle masticPussyPatrolvient par? Comment allez-vousprotégerl’érotisme devotre monde? Voussortez votrebague deEroiNgeretse transformer enguerrier“super SaiyaHentai“!
Tous:“RANGERS érotique!“
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Pour faire face àtoutesettoushentaien magasin. Laissant lespénis desperversendoloris Personne n’a jamais putotalementsatisfaireles Le pouvoirse trouve du côtéde ces3érotiquesRangers.
Forse iltran-tran quotidianodella vitache sihanelvostrolivello di potenzasessuale.Che cosahai intenzione difare quandolaficaPuttyPatrolviene da? Come pensate diproteggerel’erotismodelvostromondo? Si tirafuori il vostroanelloEroiNgeretrasformano inguerrieri“SuperSaiyaHentai“!
Tutti:“RANGERS erotico!“
Apparequelloblu, mentrequello verdesegue. Violanella parte posteriore,i nemici, conorgoglioingestione. Nessuno potevamaisoddisfarlicompletamente L’alimentazionesi trova sul latodiquei 3ERORangers.
Per affrontareogni e qualsiasihentaiin negozio. Lasciando ipenideipervertitimal Nessuno potevamaisoddisfarlicompletamente L’alimentazionesi trova sul latodiquei 3eroticiRangers.
Vielleicht ist derAlltagdes LebenshatSieinIhrer sexuellenLeistung.Was werden Sietun, wenndiePuttyPussy-Patrouille vorbeikommt? Wie werden Sie IhreWeltder Erotikzu schützen?Sieziehen Sie IhreEroiNgerRing undverwandeln sich in“Super-Saiya Hentai” Krieger!
All: “EROTIC RANGERS!” Die blaueangezeigt wird,während grünenfolgt. Lilain den Rücken,Feinde, mit StolzVerschlucken. Niemand konntejemalsvollständigerfüllensie Die Machtliegt auf der Seitejener3EroRangers.
Umjeglichehentaiim Speicherbewältigen. So dass diePenissevonPerversenHals Niemand konntejemalsvollständigerfüllensie Die Machtliegt auf der Seitejener3EroticRangers.
Misschien is dedagelijkse sleurvan het levenheeftuinuw seksuelevermogen. Watga jedoen als dePuttyPussyPatrolkomtdoor? Hoe gaat uerotiekvan jewereld te beschermen? Jetrek jeEroiNgerringenveranderen in“SuperSaiyaHentai” warrior!
Alle: “EROTIC RANGERS!”
De blauweverschijnt, terwijlde groenevolgt. Paars inde rug,vijanden, met trotsinslikken. Niemand konooitze volledigvoldoen De krachtligt aande kant vandie 3EroRangers.
Om allehentaipakkenin petto. Het verlaten van depenissenvanperverselingenpijnlijke Niemand konooitze volledigvoldoen De krachtligt aande kant vandie 3ErotischeRangers.
(Essa piadapassoumuito tempo …这是没有意义的吧！Oops! I mean,(joke was bad, I felt bad.).
Let’s meet our heroes’ arsenal. (it wore off, I promise.)
From left to right: two pronged, three pronged, and four pronged.
How the prongs come into play to pleasure your partner, I don’t know. Wearing them does pull back the foreskin, and seem to delay ejaculation by between 45 seconds to 1 minute, probably makes you last use up to 5 minutes. I still feel sensitivity on the penis head, but otherwise a great experience.Not shown was the back where the vibrator is held. You twist the top to activate it, and it makes the experience even better. And…hey…where did they go?
The vibrator was in on it?!Their latest reward. That one NTR-esque picture in alot of hentai.
I guess while I was talking, they saved the night and all had a gangbang with my (closest thing to a physical waifu) A-Chan. I feel so cucked. Is this NTR in real life? Cuckold…damn…!
Before I get too depressed, score time!
FEEL: 10/10 slides on easily with lube. Also it’s recommended to put on before fully hard.
MATERIALS: 10/10 The stretchy material is not irritating.
PRICE: 10/10 Seems like a good price for a set of three different cock rings
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 The vibrator is good, better than one I had before where I had to push and hold a buton on top of it to work.
EASE OF USE: 8/10 cleaning is not too easy, but works either way.
FINAL SCORE: 47/50 or 94% They’re great I had lots of fun using and writing about them. Just don’t leave them next to your onaholes, you may lose them (not physically).
One more thing: I was reminded of this song when I first saw them.
wavyturtle 