Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)
Collection is as of February 2020.
“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.
As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.
Now here is something quite unusual: An onahole in the shape of a toilet. Now in my day, I’ve seen some really weird onaholes, mostly from western manufacturers, like a hole with labial lips on the sole of a foot and one shaped like a dog (they say they are only for novelty, but I’m sure some really freaky people out there actually use it for sexual purposes).
Dimensions: L x W (5.51 cm x 3.94 cm) or (~2.17″ x 1.55″)
Now with this–
*Looks at clock*
Really? It’s THAT day?! But, I really did get that onahole, didn’t really know why then, and I thought I had a really good idea. Yes, it is April 1, but this review is no prank.
Edit: Well now it’s not April 1st, just can’t seem to go these out in time. So ignore the actual post date.
Yes, as many of you have deduced, there is an onahole shaped like a toilet. And people use this judging by the amount of blogs and reviews I have seen (not including myself of course).
I’ll be honest: I kind of wished it would be close to something like a M Wet Restraint Hole (Maybe I’ll get my hands on that soon. No promises, but it is listed). But hey, at least this onahole stands out due to how wild the concept is. Doesn’t made it any easier to actually want to use.
I don’t believe I would or have used this onahole more than once or twice. But that should be enough.
I’m used to onaholes being soft to the touch, due to my days of cheap onaholes being all but done. So to the touch, it’s more firm and a bit rougher than any onahole I’ve had the pleasure of using in the past two years at least. Also the hole is a bit narrow. Narrow and rough, that is some masochism there. Maybe that’s why there was that girl on the front: represent the BDSM community there. I still managed to finish anyway to my surprise. Does that make me a masochist?
Just “flush” and wipe. Bad pun, but seriously easy to clean.
FEELING: 5/10 What was I expecting? At least it’s still softer than an actual toilet and not as cold.
MATERIAL: 5/10 Again, not really soft.
PRICE: 7/10 Ironically, this onahole would be better as just a novelty. At least it’s worth a laugh or two.
ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 At least lotion was included.
CLEANING: 10/10 At least cleaning is easy, not like an actual toilet.
BONUS: +0.5 Just because.
FINAL SCORE: 34.5/50 or 69%. Forced jokes aside, the onahole is not that bad. It works at least and the laughs are worth the price if you have some extra money lying around (Maybe not often, but it is okay to just laugh. If you actually like something like this, more power to you). I don’t know if there is any more weird onaholes out there, but I may inevitably encounter them (What am I saying, surely more weird ones are out there). With that said, have a nice day, no joke.
Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.
Collection as of February 2019
I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.
As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.
Hello everyone, I have returned after what seemed like several months (to me. In reality it’s more like a month and a half to two months now).
There are several reasons why I had gone during this time. Don’t know how I will explain it all, but here goes:
Right around winter break (Specifically January), I had tried to write a new post (still as a draft as of this writing). Usually I start with title, tags, and import images and put them where I want them to be. I believe I had to go to bed early due to some personal business, so I saved the draft and I thought nothing would go wrong. Based on the fact it took this long to come back, I think it’s safe to say I was horribly wrong.
Next day, I come back, see my clock is off by several hours. I go to synchronize it with internet time, it asks for admin password, I enter the password, and I’m told that, basically, the account is no longer active. I log out my account and try to log in to the admin account, and it does not log me back in.
I start researching online over the course of a week or so(on my phone, due to not being able to access the internet on my computer due to my time now being days to weeks behind current time at this point). While this was happening, I had some family stop by for the holidays and just could not find the time to write (hanging out until late night, early days, etc.).
I had contemplated on completely wiping all data on the computer (factory reset basically). I even had times where I felt I just had to give up blogging, combined with my budget for onaholes and the like seeming to be getting smaller and smaller, I just didn’t know how to handle the situation. Thankfully, I didn’t need to do that or find some roundabout way to upload my photos and write on here.
How to end it here…I guess, basically, thanks for you guys’ patience and I hope I don’t run into this kind of problem again for a long time. Hopefully my personal situation improves and I can come back more regularly.
Also, blog anniversary!…yeah, kind of late, I know. But now you all know why.
Hello, it really has been a while. I’m sure there are many questions you may have. I’ll answer them the best I can either here or my social media.
What I’m here for is to announce something really big. In a few days from now, a large update to this blog is coming. One not seen in a long time. Something that had been missing here on this blog of mine.
Stay tuned, I hope you enjoy what I have in store.
Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.
Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.
Originally, I had separated my collection by category.
But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.
Collection as of Feb. 2018.
As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.
With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.
More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)
Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.
But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.
Collection as of Feb. 2017.
One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.
Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.