Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 6: Return from involuntary adulting

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Another year, another hindrance to progress. But let’s not focus on the negative here, let’s focus on what really matters: jamming dicks into (lifelike) holes. But we;re not doing that yet. For now, I’d like to show my collection of onaholes and accessories, like I’ve been doing year after year. The collection feels smaller for some reason (It’s still a chore to arrange it like I do, but I do it out of love…and horniness, for the onaholes of course.)

Collection is as of February 2020.

Another year, another “Yes, I know I am behind”. I really got to get to explaining soon. Because that’s not happening here, that’s for sure.
Re-reading last year’s post, I did say something similar to my collection feeling smaller. I take it back. I didn’t mean to deceive.
Shot was almost perfect. Don’t have time to redo. Hope you understand.
One thing I like about doing this is it reminds me that I still have some onaholes that I forgot about, and still would forget if I didn’t already review them (in most cases).

“I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.” That quote remains true. How did that happen? I don’t know.

As I have been saying, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either you alone or with someone you love and care for romantically and/or sexually. You are all responsible adults I’m sure.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

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Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.




I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Tora no Onaho Vol. 2 Busty Erotic Idol

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Hold on, you are not hallucinating, yes, this is a vol 2. of a onahole where the vol 1. version has not been reviewed on this blog at the time of this writing. When I originally purchased this onahole, the vol 1. version was sold out, as it is now available. I hope to come back and review vol 1. and draw comparisons.

With that out of the way…

Idols! Cute girls (or guys, they are also a thing) that entertain audiences with their performance skills in singing, acting, modeling, etc. The jack of all trades in front of the camera. And fans just eat it all up, worshiping the ground they walk on and all they do. Well it’s not all good times, as various media have shown, from both sides.

But that’s not why we are here today, we are here for onaholes and the like.

One last thing: No Nut November, that still a thing? Does this break you streak? If so, why come here? Regardless, thanks for coming.

Ok, now for real, starting now.

ToyDemon ($17.95) $ (US $12)


An idol bunny girl? In a very lewd position? That is just inviting.
Ah yes, this cover was done in collaboration back in 2016 with a famous doujin shop (Comic Toranoana). Now I personally have not heard of this particular shop, but if I ever find myself in Japan one day, I know one place I’d like to visit. Art done by the artist 2T. I would like to see more of their work.
Very stretchy.
BOMB! So bomb, you have to say it twice. Also close up of the breasts (as if they were hard to see, but whatever.)


In plastic (why the big box now makes sense), wrapped and a 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.


The onahole itself. In that classic busty girl holding her chest (Is there a name for that pose?)

So yes, very stacked, vagina is well shaped, legs from the knees up does not take away from the onahole.


So nice…

Before trying this onahole, it reminds me a lot of Seductive Juicy Tits: the hole and Disgraceful Oppai Body. Though the breasts for this onahole are better shaped and fluids don’t get stuck in any holes / breast ducts. This is supposed to be a girl in the prime of her life, so no slight breast sag and not milf-like.

In terms of actual use, it is kind of tight, but once inside, you should have no problem staying inside and using.

Even the butt is nicely shaped.


Cleaning. It is easy and simple. Water and towels. Like I almost always say.


  • FEELING: 10/10 Not as think as Disgraceful Oppai Body, but tighter than Seductive Juicy Tits.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft easy on the groin.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Not so much competition, maybe because it’s a little older?
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard packet of lotion…still good.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Thick idol bunny girl really does it for me. Great for nights, like tonight…So I’ll see you all later.

Also I could swear this was already posted a few weeks ago, but apparently not, so here it is!

Gokujyo Unamachichi Shinsei – Okita Anri

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You know what I have noticed? Things are kind of stagnant here on the blog. So I feel like there needs to be something new. And I know what that new thing is.


Yes, I’m serious! (technically, there has been boobs here before), but that was a while back. And this time, it’s the main focus, and not just an added bonus.

ToyDemon ($64.95)$ (US $73)
Otonajp (¥6,990.00 or $62.91 USD) (99,00 €) ($56.02)


A Pair of Tig ol’ bitties! (Big Tittles). And an L-Cup at that.

So yeah, kind of looks like something straight out of hentai, right? It may seem that way, but I actually believe this pair of breasts is 100% based on a JAV star.

Oh yeah, if you haven’t already guessed, this product is based on a JAV star.

Wow, this a bad shot. I regret disposing the box. Edit: I kept the back the information at the top right is as follows from top to bottom: Date of Birth: OCTOBER 28, 1986 CONSTELLATION: SCORPIO BLOOD TYPE: B SIZE T168 B105 (L CUP) W59 H92CM HOMETOWN: UK SPECIALTY DJ, A PIANO SAXOPHONE
Ways to have fun!




Without the plastic



So bouncey

I probably could continue teasing with the photos but 1. It’s been going on for too long and 2. I’m almost out of photos to share.

With that out of the way, let’s get down to details. As you can see, here are quite the handful of breasts that is soft to the touch and comes with detailed nipples and aureole.


Like I said, soft to the touch, detailed, protruding nipples. Also, it feels like real pleasure sliding your cock in between for that paizuri action. You could also go for a challenge and see how it takes to cum just by groping the breasts (no touching yourself, though you will get hard, in my experience at least). And when you release your load and clean up, it can also be used as a pillow or cushion for just about any object.

This could be you, but your head is probably too big and heavy. You could enact your fantasy of laying your head on a woman’s bosom.


Cleaning  is easy: just run water, no soap necessary.


If you ever wanted to grab big breasts, I’d recommend this pair.

  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft, almost like a real woman (like it should be?).
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, so soft.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Varied prices, I like the competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 8/10 While a bonus like lotion would be nice, it doesn’t really need one.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy and fun to clean.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. A Real good time for those lonely nights where you want to try something new. I would recommend this pair of breasts for your collection.

Single’s Day/Valentine’s/Onahole part 4: I would could have surpassed last year’s collection, but then the Bleach Nation attacked

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Time of Writing: Feb. 14 12:00 AM.

Another year, more self pleasure, …and my collection was brutally contaminated (the flood of 2017. We lost some good girls in that flood.), as well as my original duffel bag. A blessing in disguise I guess, since I have since got a new duffel bag. So now I have a bit more room for my collection now. Before I get depressed, I guess I will show my updated collection of onaholes and the like. Afterwards, perhaps watch some hentai and porn.

Still not bragging, just like to share I guess.

Originally, I had separated my collection by category.

Onaholes (…and a lotion and headphone in frame…oh well).
Miscellaneous (unknown and other random accessories).
Lotions (and panties for no reason).

But then I tried again later and got the whole collection in one picture (more or less). I took two just in case.



Collection as of Feb. 2018.

As you can see, I’m quite behind on the reviews, with plenty of products to review.

With that, I will leave you wonderful people who in a relationship or otherwise. Remember to have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping.

Disgraceful Oppai Body by Magic Eyes

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Hello, After a while of mourning for objects of lost pleasures (and money), I feel well enough (mentally) to come back here(though if I mess up a little, know it was because of “that” event). I may have needed that break more than I realize. But enough of my old problems, here is a new review.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($42.99, now $39.99) $
Otonajp (¥3,090.00 or $27.81 USD) ($44.99) (sold out) (US$43)
MotsuToys (€57.95) $

Dimensions L x W x H (6.5″ x 3.5″ x 3″) or (16.5 cm x ~8.9 cm x 7.6 cm)


Hard to see, but this onahole has something special. Read on, it’ll be explained later.


I didn’t notice it at the time, but there is a 4koma on the side of the box. What a missed opportunity.


Comes with your typical 15 ml lotion packet. Also a insert of the maid girl.
What’s different here is the bag the onahole came in. Not clear, kind of sheer. And the bag is slightly more durable than those clear bags.

So yes, the onahole is as you may have guessed, is a bi unique. Other than the usual vaginal opening, it has lactating nipples. Yes, you read that right: nipples that can lactate.

Those nipples are not just perky: they can squirt! I guess you are supposed to full the onahole with a white lotion? None was included. Something like that semen lotion maybe? Or perhaps like that one sake bottle lotion I reviewed a while back?


Very pink inside.

The inside is very pleasurable, little sound is produced from use, pretty great overall.


  • FEEL: 10/10 So soft and the slight thickness is pleasing to the eye
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Again, soft and very squeezable.
  • PRICE: 9/10 A little ranged, but that’s good for competition.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard lotion packet…typical, but still appreciated.
  • EASE OF USE: 8/10 A little easier to drain due to the tiny openings at the nipples.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Great stuff here, I now have a new option for my nights. Speaking of…I’ll just leave it at that. So bye!

Single’s Day part 3: Hory Shet! That’s just too much toys

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Time of this writing:  Feb. 14 12:00 AM

More self pleasure, this year, I got caught up in editing a video I downloaded (Completely unrelated, just it out of boredom and because horny)

Same topic: The collection I have accumulated over the year. And I think I dug myself in a hole; I couldn’t fit everything in one place or in one picture, but then I remembered that in part 1 (the first Valentine’s day post) I took several pictures. So I don’t feel too bad about it. But I grow worried I’ve bought too much, mostly because a delivery ended up taking almost 2 months.

But I’m not here to rant. I’m here to share and see how the collection has changed since last year.





Collection as of Feb. 2017.

One upside to this huge collection is that I will have plenty of material to work with in the coming months. And this can serve as a preview.

Well you know the drill, take care of your lover, yourself, and your onaholes. I’m off to decide which one will I treat with care tonight.

The Other Side of Tits by Prime

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Before I get to the review, there was another situation where my onahole boxes got wet and warped. On the topic, one of the boxes was unaffected due to still being in its plastic wrap. The picture will prove it.

With that aside, welcome to my perverted blog that reveals my masturbation habits and what I find arousing (my curiosity, what were you thinking?)

(…Crap, I’m losing them) uh…tits! Yeah, that’s right: tits, breasts, bazongas, chi chis, oppai, mammaries. That pair of chesticles that tend to stick out of adult women. You may remember that one big box in the background of my “inventory” on Single’s day 2. If not, go and look, I will wait. I’m going to assume you went back and read it, so I can move on.

…After showing the what remains of the box. Don’t worry, there should be more photos of the actual onahole than the box (probably the same amount actually).

Toydemon ($41.95,now $28.95)$ (U.S $51)

Measurements (LxWxH) (5″ x 4″ x 3.25″) or (12.7 cm x 10.16 cm x ~8.26 cm) 1.35 lbs or 22 oz or ~0.61 kg or 625 grams) tunnel dimension (that’s a new one) (LxW) (4.5″ x 0.5″ max, 0.125″ min.) or (11.43 cm x 1.27 cm max., ~0.32 cm min.)

This one


Oppai in the Oppai~…I found my new piece of onahole poetry.
The scissors indicate where to cut to see the inside. Maybe in the future.
Can fit on one hand. Nice.


So yes, it is shaped like a cube. A cube with tits. Also made of a material called “Twinkle Rubbers” interesting.

The holes…
…are actually one hole

And yes, the double sided hole was already there, if the photos of the box didn’t already give it away. And yes, paizuri or a titjob is quite possible to do with this onahole (tip: use lotion). A triple threat if I’ve seen one.

Honestly, for a moment, I thought it was like one of those dummies used in artificial insemination. Yeah, actually, that is a gross thought. Let’s never mention that again, agreed? Good.

Fits quite snugly. If by snugly, I meant erotic.
See, a cube with tits and nipples.

Unlike the Ana Vagiee, I can fit in this double end holed onahole with no problem. The only thing I am careful is making sure the glans is not directly touching the lotion that is irritating (on my penis). But other than that, no complaints. Also, clean up is easier.

Update 5/31/2016: Clean up is easy as long as you don’t angle the onahole during use that cum and lotion drips out. I would have a picture here, but my camera was gone at the time. Just imagine drops of cum mixed with lotion dripping out of the hole that your penis is not currently in.

Comes with a packet of lotion. I’m guessing 15 ml or ~0.51 oz.

Rate time!

  • FEEL: 9/10 Sliding in both holes felt great. Only slightly different on the outside, but the same inside.
  • MATERIALS: 9/10 Twinkle Rubbers. That’s a name…of a great onahole material.
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 9/10 Excellent price wherever you buy it.
  • ADDITIONS: 8/10 The lube was decent,not too different from other lotions I’ve tried.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10: Clean up is again, easy.

FINAL SCORE: 44/50 or 88%. Despite the relatively underwhelming score, the time I had using this was intense. It brought back memories of A Chan and her little ass. Does tis mean this pair of breasts have longevity? I’d like to think so.

Have a great night, I know I’m about to.

See ya.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole day 2

Time of this writing: February 14, 11:30 pm. (part 1)

Hello Once again everyone single, coupled, or otherwise.

I am the same here, stayed home, caught up with a show online, about to watch some hentai or porn. An eroge or two I am considering instead. Again, don’t feel bad, I chose this, more or less.

Since I did it last year, I’ll do it again: update on collection. And again, not bragging here.


Collection as of Feb. 2016

…yeah, it seems smaller this year. Maybe because most of the boxes are gone.

Have fun! Don’t hurt anyone, and happy fapping or sexy time!

Honestly, now I want to go take an onahole and…you know, fap, masturbate, whatever you would call the act of sexual pleasure of self. The anime valentine’s cards still get me.

Excited at Body-Yu Sakura by EXE

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Woo…it has been really warm these days. About 90°F (~32.2°C) around here and Summer has barely started. Around this time, the public pools are opening and that sounds wonderful right about now. Hmm…the pool, the warm weather, the swimsuits, the many pretty girls wearing those swimsuits…yeah, this time of year is really great.

Why not start this season off with a somewhat related onahole review?

Hyper Love Hole
Hyper Love Hole. “Good for the masturbation of the man who made it with tender silicon. I insert a penis and a strong pleasure feeling is got when I move it back and forth.” -Onahole box top.

Toydemon ($27.95, now $22.95) $

CoolMaleSexToy(was $29.99, now $19.99)$ (HK$248) ($19.67) (S$42.90)

Man oh man, did I enjoy this one. Where do I begin?

No head though. Disturbing.

Dimensions: (L x W x H) 5.75″(~14.61 cm) x 2.5″(6.35 cm) x 2.75″(~6.99 cm)

The shape is wonderful, the breasts are shapely and well made, the little detail of nipples adds to the onahole. The extra details of there being buttocks and a flat stomach (could be toned abs) really set this onahole apart from a majority of others out there on the market.

The butt (and vagina)
The abs/flat stomach
The abs/flat stomach

The entrance had no problem accepting me inside (a phrase not said enough most of the time) the detail to the exterior part of the vagina (the “lips”, labia, vulva, clitoral hood, perineum, clitoris) (side note: thanks internet for helping perverts like me sound smart and intelligent.) is amazing; like they really sat down and try to match the details down to a t.

The look and feel of the materials was pleasing; firm exterior, soft interior.


The inside was shaped like this and from start to finish, was well worth the self-restraint from using it when I first got it. I really didn’t think I would have enjoyed it as much as I did. I also think this was one of the better JAV star based onahole I have ever had.


Included was a 12ml (~0.41 oz) of lube. EXE’s ecolotion to be exact. Not much to say here. Pretty standard, but not bad.

Now is the part we wrap this up.

  • FEEL: 9/10 Firm outside, soft inside. I like alot
  • MATERIAL: 10/10  Similar to Costume Princess Aoi Chihiro but better and the onahole was a lot easier to use
  • AVERAGE PRICE: 10/10 Under $30 before shipping. Worth the cost.
  • ADDITION/BONUSES: 8/10 Standard lube, average rating
  • EASE OF CLEANING: 9/10 After finishing, the lube and “bodily fluid” came dripping out. I found this more hilarious than detrimental.

Final Score: 46/50 or 92%. The visual stimulation of the box and the fact that swimsuits are making their seasonal return makes for a real orgasm-inducing combination. More images



Hypnotic isn’t it? (*snap*)

Better now? You might not want to stare too long.

Shiny box...
Shiny box…