Fairy Onahole

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/i-want-to-be-a-fairy/Pdtm_u6eRDLB75KE7XWrvRNm106lbx

If you have been frequenting this blog for a while, you may know I had recently reviewed a fairy themed onahole (link) and you may have noticed how it is kind of big despite the theme. And while I like the onahip model onaholes out there, there is just something about the “pocket pussy” designed onahole (Yes, it is redundant, I know.), and since in a way, onaholes are fairies compared to the average human, its one of the most perfect themes out there.

ToyDemon ($39.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/virgin-fairy-onahole-p-2341.html ($31 USD)
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/toysheart-fairy-onahole/ ($32.99, now $29.69)
OtonaJP (¥2,990.00) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt698 ($42.00)

Dimensions: L x W x H (5.5″ x 2.75″ x 2.5″) or (~14 cm x ~6.99 cm x 6.35 cm)


She’s already wet and ready to take it all. Also, Japan Quality…I mean, I was hoping it is.
For the inflation enthusiasts out there as well as the giant enthusiasts. The tunnel even narrows towards the middle.
The classic instructions on the box.
How tight this looks (and is).

Ignoring the lack of actual features (what, were you expecting wings? I was before I saw this thing for the first time a while back), this thing looks kind of cute. But we all know where this is going, given the nature of the blog and whatnot.


15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion included.

It’s as simple as it gets. Here at least.

Petite treat!

Why I never have said that before must mean I’m going a little crazy. Well lol–


Nevermind. I was just going to say that there is nothing wrong with admiration of inanimate objects. Unlike most, you can derive sexual pleasure from it with low risk of injury where the sun (usually) doesn’t shine.


It’s so cute, yet I know I’m gonna have a taste of that.
It’s like a little peach.

Soft to the touch, Easy to grip and lotion does not leak out too much.


*Deep inhale followed by exhale* Time to slide in!

The feeling inside is pleasurable, ribbed/pleated, it doesn’t have a whole lot of space for air to come out of, creating a sort of vacuum effect. Tight, but not too tight where insertion is next to impossible for some out there. While holding the onahole, your hand (or partner’s hand, don’t know why I just though of that, but it may exist out there) may feel a slight bump. Those are breasts and they shall be loved regardless of size. Take care of her, and she will take care of you.


Clean up is easy as it gets: water and towels.


  • FEELING: 10/10 Just the right level of tightness.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Doesn’t feel cheap despite the price.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet of lotion is always better than nothing.
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Easy to clean. That’s it.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Simple onahole. Great for newcomers and veterans alike. If you can get past the whole looking like a corpse part, but you would most likely be looking or thinking about something else while inside. Whatever gets you off.

See you next time.

Single’s/Valentine’s/Onahole Day Part 5: Recovery from the Attack on Onahole Pocket Dimension

Image source: https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/valentines-day

Another year, another event that hindered my progress. At least no destruction of my property happened this year, already off to a good start. Though I fear another event may hinder me again, but we’ll see in time. Anyways (as always no bragging here, just my like of sharing here) here is my collection up until this point.

Collection as of February 2019

Yeah, I am kind of behind. See previous post on why.
I’m wondering if my collection somehow got smaller…maybe because there are less boxes?
It felt harder to organize this year for some reason.




I’m a little behind, but I hope I get caught up and am able to bring more to review and use.

As I always say, have fun, don’t hurt anyone and happy fapping. Enjoy the day and night with either alone or with someone you love and care for.

Update on where I have been

Hello everyone, I have returned after what seemed like several months (to me. In reality it’s more like a month and a half to two months now).

There are several reasons why I had gone during this time. Don’t know how I will explain it all, but here goes:

Right around winter break (Specifically January), I had tried to write a new post (still as a draft as of this writing). Usually I start with title, tags, and import images and put them where I want them to be. I believe I had to go to bed early due to some personal business, so I saved the draft and I thought nothing would go wrong. Based on the fact it took this long to come back, I think it’s safe to say I was horribly wrong.

Next day, I come back, see my clock is off by several hours. I go to synchronize it with internet time, it asks for admin password, I enter the password, and I’m told that, basically, the account is no longer active. I log out my account and try to log in to the admin account, and it does not log me back in.

I start researching online over the course of a week or so(on my phone, due to not being able to access the internet on my computer due to my time now being days to weeks behind current time at this point). While this was happening, I had some family stop by for the holidays and just could not find the time to write (hanging out until late night, early days, etc.).

I had contemplated on completely wiping all data on the computer (factory reset basically). I even had times where I felt I just had to give up blogging, combined with my budget for onaholes and the like seeming to be getting smaller and smaller, I just didn’t know how to handle the situation. Thankfully, I didn’t need to do that or find some roundabout way to upload my photos and  write on here.

How to end it here…I guess, basically, thanks for you guys’ patience and I hope I don’t run into this kind of problem again for a long time. Hopefully my personal situation improves and I can come back more regularly.

Also, blog anniversary!…yeah, kind of late, I know. But now you all know why.

Erotic Cabin Crew

Image source: http://www.hetarchive.net/blog/2015/03/03/blog-entry-1722/

You know what I have been thinking lately? Flying, or more specifically flying via aiplane. You board a plane to go from one destination to another, and all the while, you have people (usually female, but males are out there) in uniform offering you snacks, drinks and meals during your flight. And let me tell you, some of those people really just rock that uniform. Chips and peanuts are not the only kind of snacks on display (those two are usually the only ones offered. That third kind of snack, is not for offer irl for most, what with accusations and whatnot). As for fantasy, more times than not, the third snack is offered, and the patron gladly consumes and enjoys it. This kind of snack, this onahole attempts to emulate (well…read on, you’ll see).

ToyDemon ($23.95) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt710 ($15.00 USD)
OtonaJP (¥2,140.00 currently unavailable) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/erotic-cabin-crew-onahole-p-3455.html (sold out)


Oh yes…pantyhose and a short skirt. Big breasts are certainly a bonus
A Phillips head screwdriver’s wet dream!
A poem perhaps?
Instructions and onahole stats.


Plastic, onahole and 15 ml packet of lotion.


Interesting shape…


I don’t know what is it, but the design of the onahole is quite something. Flat on one side, round on the other. Kind of a buttocks design going, but the hole is vaginal instead of anal.


Walls of X’s and plus’s. Flesh walls if you will.

The feeling of this is quite unique. As you can see, the vagina has what looks to be several choke points shaped like plus’s and x’s. Now I don’t know about the rest of you, but last time I checked, my penis head is not shaped like a Phillips head screwdriver. And the choke points are very well built. I find difficulty in trying to insert past the head of the penis. But I’m sure with continued use and time, the walls will give way and insertion with be easier.



  • FEELING: 8/10 Not too had, just right.
  • MATERIAL: 8/10 Holds well, good to the touch.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Decent price, but not easy to find in many places.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Packet of lotion.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy life.

FINAL SCORE: 42/50 or 84%. I like the gimmick of pretending my penis is a Phillips head screwdriver as much as the next guy, but actually using it is a different story. Not bad, but you may want to be careful.

So I say good day/ good night, just enjoy yourselves.

Tora no Onaho Vol. 2 Busty Erotic Idol

Image Source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/a-tall-idol/JJtd_uVZzL1wMxZbZx2P0Kv32QGPx5

Hold on, you are not hallucinating, yes, this is a vol 2. of a onahole where the vol 1. version has not been reviewed on this blog at the time of this writing. When I originally purchased this onahole, the vol 1. version was sold out, as it is now available. I hope to come back and review vol 1. and draw comparisons.

With that out of the way…

Idols! Cute girls (or guys, they are also a thing) that entertain audiences with their performance skills in singing, acting, modeling, etc. The jack of all trades in front of the camera. And fans just eat it all up, worshiping the ground they walk on and all they do. Well it’s not all good times, as various media have shown, from both sides.

But that’s not why we are here today, we are here for onaholes and the like.

One last thing: No Nut November, that still a thing? Does this break you streak? If so, why come here? Regardless, thanks for coming.

Ok, now for real, starting now.

ToyDemon ($17.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/PT-tora-onaho-vol2-bakunyu-erotic-idol-p-3483.html (US $12)


An idol bunny girl? In a very lewd position? That is just inviting.
Ah yes, this cover was done in collaboration back in 2016 with a famous doujin shop (Comic Toranoana). Now I personally have not heard of this particular shop, but if I ever find myself in Japan one day, I know one place I’d like to visit. Art done by the artist 2T. I would like to see more of their work.
Very stretchy.
BOMB! So bomb, you have to say it twice. Also close up of the breasts (as if they were hard to see, but whatever.)


In plastic (why the big box now makes sense), wrapped and a 15 ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.


The onahole itself. In that classic busty girl holding her chest (Is there a name for that pose?)

So yes, very stacked, vagina is well shaped, legs from the knees up does not take away from the onahole.


So nice…

Before trying this onahole, it reminds me a lot of Seductive Juicy Tits: the hole and Disgraceful Oppai Body. Though the breasts for this onahole are better shaped and fluids don’t get stuck in any holes / breast ducts. This is supposed to be a girl in the prime of her life, so no slight breast sag and not milf-like.

In terms of actual use, it is kind of tight, but once inside, you should have no problem staying inside and using.

Even the butt is nicely shaped.


Cleaning. It is easy and simple. Water and towels. Like I almost always say.


  • FEELING: 10/10 Not as think as Disgraceful Oppai Body, but tighter than Seductive Juicy Tits.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft easy on the groin.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Not so much competition, maybe because it’s a little older?
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 Standard packet of lotion…still good.
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Easy.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. Thick idol bunny girl really does it for me. Great for nights, like tonight…So I’ll see you all later.

Also I could swear this was already posted a few weeks ago, but apparently not, so here it is!

Onnanoko no Dungeon

Image Source: https://thehugeanifan.wordpress.com/2015/07/01/is-it-wrong-to-try-to-pick-up-girls-in-a-dungeon-2015-anime-series-review/

Right, I think I lost them

*turn off car*

Okay, so dungeons, right? Dark, spooky, full of mystery. Also this kind of reminds me of a strange fact about ducks, for some reason. But that’s not why we are here, we are here to talk about another onahole: Onnanoko no Dungeon or Girl’s Dungeon.

ToyDemon ($82.95) $
CoolMaleSexToy ($79.99, now $75.99)
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/1337-girl-of-the-dungeon.html ($46.44)
otonaJP (¥5,900.00) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/girls-dungeon-onahole-p-3285.html (US $51)

Dimensions: L x W x H (7.25″ x 4.5″ x 4.5″) or (~18.42 cm x ~11.43 cm x ~11.43 cm)

Weight: 1100 g or 38.80 oz (~2.43 lbs)


Complex systems of interconnecting cavities. Cute.
And a foot on the side.
It’s like one of those maps in my rpgs. At least this dungeon has a map, no need to go blindly.
Temptation. I mean, of course it is.
It brings a tear to my eye too.
So this dungeon has several ends that correspond with an element, as well as non-elemental paths? Also, am I reading this right? 6 way?! Yep, it checks out.
A stop sign? Why is that? Edit: Anal hole
And now a “no” sign? Edit: Vaginal hole(s).
Her hat, very interesting. It keeps her nice and dry. Also a sheet lists ingredients I believe.
Now the girl is in her panties.


More plastic!
A packet of lotion…15 ml (~0.51 oz)


Magic Eyes logo.

Aesthetic aside, I am really looking forward to seeing how this onahole will turn out for me, so brb (I’m kidding, I have taken it out for a spin, just maybe not in every way)


Nice hole.

The feeling with this onahole is similar to the feeling of the onahole Perverted Insult 4 hole Akira Elly. Except the extra holes are to the side of the main pussy hole rather than one hole on top and another hole containing two more holes inside. At least the anal hole remains unaffected, which is a good thing: a simple hole among a maze (Edit: well the anal hole actually connects and meets with the other pussy holes’ paths, which does set this one apart from the Akira Elly one, which does let the anal hole alone and separate from the other holes.) So the anal hole here is technically separate from the rest until meeting at the end.

Of course there are more holes, but that shouldn’t be a surprise. The hole on top is one path, the bottom hole contains two more holes, and of course, the anus.


Due to its size, cleaning up is only slightly difficult when it comes to running water into it, as well as water entering the other holes you may have not used in your session (until you have a lot of stamina and used every hole in one session. In which case, what is your secret?) Other than that, cleaning is simple with water and a trusty towel.


  • FEELING: 9/10 Entering feels good. Just watch you angle or else you may just enter the top hole during use (when not intending to go there). That happens to me with this onahole and the Akira Elly one.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch, and since the bag it comes in is covered with some sort of “renewal” powder, it keeps your onaholes lasting from longer periods of time.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Varying prices and still on the market on most sites, just check which is best for you.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 I know I already addressed this, but really? Just one packet of lotion?
  • CLEANING: 9/10 Cleaning is not difficult for the most part.

FINAL SCORE: 45/50 or 90%. Maybe these multi-hole onaholes are just not my thing, but I still find enjoyment and pleasure from them, both from a design oriented standpoint and a sexual standpoint. I may like simple single-hole onaholes, but mixing it up every once in a while is never a bad thing.

Neotenic Fairy

Image source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/654640495804571458/

Another thing that I have not discussed in a long is lolis–


No, not actual young, non-legal girls! They would be closer to petite physically. But still of legal age, at or past the age of consent. It is perfectly legal what we are doing, no lewding of lolis–

*Sirens getting louder*

An adult woman who happens to be quite smaller than average, but still an adult! The product may be fantasy, but it is still legal in our world, our reality.

*Sirens quiet down*

Right, let’s just get on with it.

ToyDemon ($110.95) $
https://www.kanojotoys.com/neotenic-fairy-onahole-p-4213.html ($76.00)
otonaJP (¥9,200.00) $
https://www.coolmalesextoy.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy/ ($104.99, now 89.98)
https://www.wanta.net/en/products/5772/Magic-Eyes-Neotenic-Fairy (HK$960.00)
https://www.18miss.com/magic-eyes-neotenic-fairy.html (US $122.27, now $109.40)
MotsuToys (€94.95) $
https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/onaholes/3726-onahole-neotenic-fairy.html ($71.42)
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Magic-eyes-Neotenic-Fairy-Sex-Products-Real-Skin-Feeling-Full-Silicone-Big-Ass-Butt-With-Realistic/2511006_32839988707.html (US $160.35)
https://www.omochadreams.com/de/masturbatoren/132/neotenic-fairy (99,95 €)

Dimensions: L x W x H (7.09″ x 7.09″ x 4.33″) or (18 cm x 18 cm x ~11 cm)

Weight: 1.8 kg or 3 lbs 15.5 oz.


A pinnacle of art, isn’t it? (I’m kidding, of course. But still, not bad)
Big piece of pussy!
An axolotl? What does that have to do with fairies? Are they in some way magical?
Super religious people beware! Avert your eyes from this blasphemy! (Whom am I kidding?! no super religious people would stumble across this blog! But just in case, hello there! I think you are safe from the damnation of what you’d consider hell.) For everyone else, the evolution and future of humanity! Neoteny may be the future meta.
Cross section of the pleasure tunnel.
There are several features in a fairy’s vagina. There are layers and even a fork at the end. Is that why she is embarrassed?

As we start opening up the box…

Cover pose, lingerie edition

Now on to–

Cover pose, slightly more semi nude edition

I was going to go straight to the product but I found this in the bottom.

The texts, what do they say?
The evolution of man, revised nth edition. With the way things are going, just maybe.

Alright, now we can move on.


All wrapped up, in a clear plastic case
Comes with the standard 15ml (~0.51 oz) packet of lotion.


The onahole itself. Vaguely resembling a misshapen heart.
Ass shot.
And…I’m now reminded of a cut of rare or raw meat. If this were made of actual fairy, this would be really disturbing. I’m going to continue with the assumption that it is not and move on from there.


How this onahole feels is quite something. It is not too tight, does not choke hard (I originally thought it would be designed and felt like it was tight due to the aesthetic). I t in no way find this disappointing.

I had little problem getting through the halfway point. I did however had problems at the end point,  more specifically, trying to reach one of the branching off points (either the one above or below the straight path and end). And at the end of the straight path, I found the ending very satisfying, it looks kind of like a uterus (A point that likes like its purpose is to keep the cum inside deep in the back).


Other than its size, there was not problem cleaning up with the usual running water and plenty of towels.


  • FEELING: 10/10 So much pleasure awaits the user.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Soft to the touch and great to hold on to.
  • PRICE: 8/10 Variety and competition is almost always a good thing.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 A packet is still better than nothing.
  • CLEANING: 8/10 No huge issue cleaning up.

FINAL SCORE: 43/50 or 86%. I would like to rate higher, and I’m sure there is a very good reason for it, but 1 packet of lotion for a big onahole/onahip like this, is kind of annoying. I get the assumption of having plenty of lotion on hand anyway, but it can be a semi-harsh lesson for a newcomer.

*clears throat*

With all of that said, would lewd this loli–

*Sirens blaring louder than before*

*sigh* you know what: I’m actually done here, just be careful out there. Now if you all would excuse me.

Alexa, play Breaking the Law

*Car chase ensues*

Geki-Fera Beroteku Mao

Image source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/dont-immediately-put-hot-food-in-your-mouth/ggt6_uqlb4lRNrmd7nlbWBpPDqG7GN

It’s been a while since I last had a good pair of lips around my junk, so I recently purchased an oral onahole to bring that experience back.

ToyDemon ($33.95) $

https://www.kanojotoys.com/gekifera-deep-throat-mao-hamasaki-blowjob-onahole-p-4360.html (US $23.00)

otonaJP (¥2,970.00) $

https://www.wanta.net/en/products/5931/NPG-Geki-Fera-Vacuum-Mao-Hamasaki (HK$302.00)

https://www.otona-sekai.com/en/fellahole/4099-geki-fera-ch%C5%8Dzetsu-beroteku-hamasaki-mao.html ($27.05)

Dimensions: : L x W x H: (6.3″ x 4.33″ x 3.15″) or (16 cm x ~11 cm x 8 cm).

Weight: 400 g or 14.1 oz

Right, like I was saying, it has been a while since I a.) Tried out a new oral onahole, and b.) Reviewed an oral onahole, escpecially one that did not give me much trouble. With that out of way…


The POV on the front
I shouldn’t be surprised, but a JAV actress holding the onahole that is based on themselves?! Then again, not too common, especially photos or video of them holding a onahole. Also, the lips and tongue are very detailed!
Signature on the box? Great! Also that semen, what is going on there, I wonder.
Is this an ad for another onahole based on the JAV actress? But is the vagina instead of the mouth. I wonder where I can find that.
SERIOUSLY! What is up with that semen? What secrets does the porn industry hold that not only allows semen to become that thick, but also bubbly at the same time? The detailing on the onahole throat is fantastic by the way.


Included is a bottle of lotion and the onahole behind that mini box.
That’s right, it’s not just any lotion, but a semen like lotion (reminds me a lot of Semen Like Lube I had reviewed a while ago.) It’s even just like it in fact, but better.
At 150 ml (5.07 oz), there is plenty of action with this lotion.
The onahole itslef, wrapped up nicely.
Oh! So the mini box we saw earlier was actually part of this package. Nice pose! I’m still going to look to see if that photo of the other onahole is legit.


The tongue even sticks out!
There’s even a signature on the side. Is that how it is now, signatures on onaholes? Also would this count as an autograph?
There is also what looks like where you put your hands
NPG logo


The teeth are well connected.

Unlike with previous oral onaholes I have used and reviewed, I did not need to be extra cautious due to protrusions and tightness, I will able to insert into the onahole with no problem.

Man, would you look at that throat!

The throat has a unique feeling as I continue inching inside, squeezing me into orgasmic submission.


Cleaning up is really simple and easy. Water and paper towels, what more need to be said?


  • FEELING: 10/10 Easy to slip in and the teeth don’t get in the way.
  • MATERIAL: 9/10 Excellent to touch and slip in and out of.
  • PRICE: 9/10 Worth the price
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 10/10 Semen like lotion?! Yeah, you don’t see that everyday
  • CLEANING: 10/10 Simple and easy

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. Overall, excellent onahole, easy to use, easy to clean, and easy to store. What more could you ask for?

Ag+ lotion Rose 300 ml

Image source: https://www.tumblr.com/search/anime%20roses

A rose by any other name smells just as sweet, but what if we extract that smell and apply to a lotion?

https://www.toydemon.com/ag-rose-lotion-300ml ($11.95, now $11.59 sold out)


Ag+, now that is an interesting name. For those who may not know, ag+ or silver ions have this property where, when used (in this case, in lotion), it reduces the bad smells during use (I could swear I had mentioned this before, but I can’t remember when or where at this moment.)

Anyways, this lotion doesn’t have a very strong smell, light, but still noticeable. It  does its work well, seeing as I had not noticed any other smell during use with an onahole. I mainly used this lotion with La Vie En Roses and the combination works well, in both a practical and aesthetic sense. And at 300 ml (10.14 oz), there is plenty opportunity and enjoy this lotion with you many senses.


  • FEEL: 10/10 Feels great and it doesn’t burn like I thought it would at first.
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Just the right consistency for a lotion.
  • PRICE: 10/10 Fair price for a lotion like this.
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 7/10 The cap and sticker helps with not confusing this lotion with any other that also uses ag+ in their name.
  • EASE OF USE: 9/10 Not difficult at all.

FINAL SCORE: 46/50 or 92%. It does what it needs to do, and goes slightly above.

Onatsuyu Female Nectar Lotion 370 ml

Image source: https://aminoapps.com/c/anime/page/blog/love-nectar-get-your-love-nectar-here/3YtB_uwXYl0p6L3Xp2edorpYb5WZNK


Ignore this for now, it will get its own review later.

Better late than never!

Ah nectar, is there a better euphemism for pussy juice? (there probably is, but for all intents and purposes, let’s just stick with nectar).
ToyDemon ($24.95) $
https://www.jlist.com/adt598 ($14.00 USD)
https://www.kanojotoys.com/onatsuyu-onahole-lotion-p-1039.html ($6.00)

You may have seen this lotion somewhere online if you have been involved in the world of onaholes in the past few years, or maybe someone you know has. This particular lotion is one of the more well known (at least that’s the impression I’m getting).
Backside of the bottle shows how to use the lotion ans more the cute and horny schoolgirl.

Word dump of a caption aside, this lotion has earned its fame through multiple review score from many different websites. And coming from a company like ToyHeart, you know you are getting an excellent product of high quality.

So the theme of the lotion is this lotion is supposed to that of a woman’s vaginal secretion (a female nectar like the title implies). A wet substance that comes out due to arousal and horniness. The cover is that of a very busty schoolgirl (I’m guessing high school, a very popular time in one’s life to write stories about, at least according to various forms of media). She is sitting down, blushing while she stares towards you and lifting up her skirt, showing off her panties. All the while her nipples can be seen poking under her shirt (perhaps no bra underneath?) And a heart comes out her mouth, is she giving the user the go ahead for sexual activities? I believe she is, judging by how wet she looks. A powerful story from one image, if I do say so myself, and I do.

Having started production since 2013, and still being produced to this very day, this tells you of the longevity this lotion has and what impact is still being felt. New lotions and onaholes come, but some just refuse to go down and give another product the spotlight without a fight (establishing itself as a mainstay is what I’m trying to say).

A good lotion makes a good onahole better. That may have been the idea when ToysHeart created this lotion particularly for their lines of onaholes. But this lotion can work with any onahole out there in the market today. At 370 ml (12.5 oz), it is a lotion you will have no regrets puchasing. And yes, it is 10 ml larger than an average large bottle of lotion, so that little bit extra is more time to be in your collection.

One last thing:


Be careful when holding this bottle, as the lotion REALLY flows out easily, like a waterfall in a bottle. Great when actually using it, but kind of a nightmare to clean up from bed sheets, as it kind of leaves a cold feeling when you are trying to sleep.


  • FEELING: 9/10 The feeling! Really brings back memories (onahole and lotion related memories of course).
  • MATERIAL: 10/10 Whatever is used to make this lotion has got to be a well kept secret. Whatever it is, it is excellent.
  • PRICE: 10/10
  • ADDITIONS/BONUSES: 9/10 Bottle is well designed, and the art is just arousing.
  • EASE OF USE: 10/10 Very easy to pour and use.

FINAL SCORE: 48/50 or 96%. This lotion more than just gets the job done, it builds up anticipation for the next time, and the time after that. Being compatible with just about every onahole imaginable, this lotion is very useful in just about every sexual situation.